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@thunderboltsortofapenny said: No no let’s do this! Why would steve need to be fake married. Or why would bucky need to be fake married to Steve. We need a reason. #Viper do the thing #It’ll be fun!

So I did the thing, and it’s stupid and terrible, but here, have it:


Bucky’s an EMT. Normal guy, just living his life, trying to help where he can. And then one day, all of a sudden, the aliens are invading NYC, and Bucky’s out there helping, right in the middle of the danger zone because of course he is.

There’s a fight going on, and a bunch of freaks in weird suits seem to be fighting the aliens, but Bucky doesn’t have much time to focus on anything other than all the people in dire need of medical attention. He does what he can to help, grabs the first metal bar he can find and fights only the aliens getting in his way, and works himself to exhaustion. Then there’s a blast, and it sends a man flying right into the wall next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Bucky asks, rushing to help him, and though Bucky could’ve sworn the blow was hard enough to crush anyone’s ribs, he’s surprised to see the man–who must’ve been on his way to a costume party–stand up practically unscathed.

He’s got broad shoulders and a strong jaw and eyes of the prettiest shade of blue Bucky’s ever seen, and even with his face covered in soot and grime and blood, Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

For a few seconds the man seems a bit disoriented, then he finally registers Bucky’s presence. “What are you doing here?? Get out of the streets!”

“I was–” Bucky starts, and is cut off by an explosion right above their heads and a bunch of debris raining down on them, and a hand shoving him aside.

When he comes to, which is a surprise in itself, the dust has started to clear, and the man who’s clearly saved his life is carrying him as if he weighed nothing, concern in those beautiful eyes and a big, warm hand pressed tenderly against Bucky’s neck, checking for a pulse.

He locks eyes with Bucky and sighs in relief, the hint of a smile on his plush lips, but the hand remains where it is. “Hi,” he says. “You all right?”

“Y-yeah… Thank you,” Bucky replies, but he doesn’t move to free himself of the man’s arms. His stomach is doing something weird, and the man surely has other people to rescue, but for a few seconds they both just stay there, shell-shocked and staring at each other like the world around them has stopped.

Then something blows up nearby, and the spell is broken.

Carefully, the man helps him to his feet, makes sure Bucky’s in one piece, and then says, “Find shelter, okay? Stay inside.”

Bucky’s not planning to, but he can’t find it in him to tell that to this incredible man, so he slowly licks his lips and nods. Before turning around to leave, the man offers him a small, shy smile.

- - - - -

During the next few weeks after the Chitauri attack on NYC, every single piece of footage of the Avengers fighting against the aliens and helping civilians goes viral. Phone videos, security cameras, blurry pics.

The most popular, by far, is a snapshot of Captain America carrying a guy, who can be seen fighting aliens and helping people in other videos, bridal style, thumb caressing his jaw, and both looking like lovestruck teenagers.

Bucky can’t go to the grocery store or even do his job without being stalked by the paparazzi or Cap’s groupies or just random people wanting to know what his Avenger name is, and for how long he’s been dating Captain America.

- - - - -

“You’ve ruined my life!!” Bucky tells him, because of course, of course Captain America would pick Bucky’s park for his morning run. Of course Bucky’d slip on wet leaves on the pavement precisely this morning, and of fucking course Captain America would just happen to be around to catch him at just the right time. Bucky’s seeing red.

“I’m sorry,” Captain America says, and it’s extremely unfair just how genuine and how much like a kicked puppy he looks.

Christ, Bucky wants to punch him.

- - - - -

Steve’s been living in PR hell.

He’s spent the past weeks “saving” girls and boys alike from getting hit by a bicycle, or fainting, or a fuckton of equally stupid shit.

The second anyone spots Captain America, there’ll suddenly be some kind of dangerous situation going down, and someone hoping Cap will carry them bridal style to safety and maybe fall head over heels in love with them in the process.

Steve is tired and done and ready to get back in the ice for another few decades, and shares Pepper’s worries that someone might actually put themself in real danger soon.

“We should handle this before it gets worse,” Nat says. And Steve agrees, of course, but he just doesn’t know how.

“Just marry the guy,” Clint suggests.

Steve almost chokes to death on his own spit.

“WHAT?”

Clint shrugs. “Why not? Half the world already thinks you’re dating…”

“Clint, he hates me…”

“Only cause people keep pestering him about this. If you two get married it’ll be a circus, but then it’ll blow over. He can’t even do his job right now, right? So you pay the guy for the trouble, yadda yadda, then when this is over you two get a quick divorce, and that’s it. Problem solved.”

For two minutes, no one else opens their mouth. Then:

“He’s got a point…”

“Tony, no,” Steve whines.

“You saw the footage, how he was helping those civilians… If you have to marry someone, he’s not a bad candidate,” Nat says, and then smirks. “Plus, he’s cute.”

Steve already knows he’s lost this battle, but that doesn’t help him feel any better about this. Yes, he’s cute. Yes, he’s a brave and kind and smart guy. Yes, Steve could very easily pretend to be married to him for a while and yes it’d help them both. None of that’s the problem.

The problem is that he kind of really likes the guy.

The problem is that the guy hates him.

This is a really, really bad idea.

You feel wrapped up, stolen away; can you still be spoils when you’ve stopped the war?

A Spark A Flame A fire by @callmearcturus is so fucking good??? You should all read it, goD

BTS Reaction - You being an exchange student and they develop a crush on you

A/N: You all are in high school, senior year! You came from the country England.

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@instishoot he’s ready for his date with mary :^)

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jonghyun smirking/smiling for anon

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Here it is! My blog’s first anniversary Art Raffle!!!

Please click the pictures to have a better look! If you want more samples of my art, just search the tag “my art” on my blog!

To join, just follow and reblog this post and you’re in! Yes, LIKING THIS POST WON’T DO ANYTHING! Winners will be chosen by a random name generator, no cheating I promise~ :)

BUT! Chosen winners MUST reply to me within 48 hours with the requested characters along with their reference(s), or a new winner will be chosen again. Sorry. :( I will inform you through both ask/PM and tagging in a separate post, please do take note!

Also if you don’t mind, send the references through PM, okay? Submitting is also fine, but I don’t recommend doing so.

THIS ENDS AT 17 OF MAY, WHICH IS A MONTH’S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO JOIN!

Anyways, thank you all for supporting once again! Have a nice day, and I wish you good luck! :)

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11.11 Pocky Day! (but also monthly Kanadian Day)

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To the anon who wanted: Sneezing, pouting, and “Are you sure you’re all right?” with Keith.

I’m sorry I made you wait so long! Also I’m sorry that this ended up being like… a 3.3k angst fest because of 1. who I truly am as a person and 2. the proximity of this ask to Keith’s VLOG 

Anyways, I hope this is okay!! 

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The first time Keith sneezes, he’s in the library with Shiro. He’s poring over his Calculus notes for the week with his head bowed, dark bangs blocking his face from view. His breath hitches abruptly, and he swivels around and ducks into his shoulder, narrowly missing his notebook as a harsh “HehH’AETSCHH’uh’!” rips through him.

“Bless you, Keith.”

Keith nods without looking up, and then a few seconds later he sneezes again. His shoulders shake with the force of it, and when he looks up, he catches a few people’s eyes quickly falling away from him. With a watery sniffle, Keith returns to his notes, missing the way that Shiro’s gaze lingers on him.

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The second time, he’s walking home. The sun is setting, sweeping shade over the campus and outlining all the shadows in amber. He forgets to cover his mouth, and it’s seems to echo now that the day is late and the crowds are waning. Birds scatter immediately after, fleeing  into the twilight from the bare branches of the trees, and he writes it off as a coincidence.

A breeze picks up a little later, seeping into the spaces in between the threads of his sweater. The rest of the walk back to his apartment is cold. His nose starts to run, and it won’t stop. He alternates between sniffling and swiping the underside of his septum with the edge of his index finger. It’s not like anyone passing by would ever pay enough attention to notice the wetness on his upper lip, but Keith feels like everyone can tell anyways. By the time he makes it back to his apartment, his sweater isn’t enough anymore. He’s shivering as he opens the door to his building and steps into the grace of the heat.

He blames it on the weather.

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Anonimo ha detto: don’t know if you’ve already done this, but what about a “dirkjake on ice” cross over? (a.k.a. you think it’s gonna be all gay and perfect but dirk is clinging to the railing and scared for his poor life while jake’s landed face first on the ice and can’t get up)

so pretty much “dirk n jake go ice skating, they suck but still try” :’^)

I would like to point out Flynn’s very own constructed staircase. Made with wood and bicycle tires. That’s very nice, Flynn. I bet you got an A+ in Croatian shop class.

A Cocky Morty is a Dead Morty (And that’s a problem for Rick)

I was rewatching season 1 episode 10 of Rick and Morty, and I had a few thoughts about why Rick continues to bring up the fact that if Morty gets cocky things start to go south.

Firstly, I think Rick knows that Morty is smart. All throughout the series, we see Morty recognizing things and solving problems like Rick does (He can always identify things Rick asks him to fetch, and often solves problems on their adventures. He determines what interdemensional cable is before Rick installs it, routinely defuses neutrino bombs, honestly we all know this list, it goes on…) No other character, beyond Beth and her summation of what happened to Tommy in Froopyland, or Summer’s occasional thematic summations, come close to consistently exhibiting that kind of knowledge and critical thinking. The exception being Rick himself. The very first episode, Rick tries to convince Jerry and Beth that Morty is going to be smart and do great things because he’s “just like me”. One of the Hallmarks of Rick’s lies, are that they have a kernel of truth. I definitely think that Morty is smart, and there is plenty of evidence to back it up.

If we accept that Rick knows Morty is smart, then I think the fact that Rick is constantly calling him stupid makes more logical sense. Beyond being something that Morty is sensitive about, I think keeping Morty from realizing he’s smart is a key part of preventing a Cocky Morty. If Morty continues to believe he’s stupid, then he won’t believe he has the ability to do anything without Rick, thus ensuring that Rick will always be there to supervise and control what Morty does. If Morty remains ‘stupid’ then he never has the ability to do anything destructive or otherwise questionable without Rick’s participation. Thus ensuring that Morty never gets Cocky.

Further than all of this, however is the question of why? Why is a Cocky Morty so terrible? While the two guard Ricks are examining the fake evil Rick in episode S1E10, one of them remarks, in an offhand way, “Pride cometh before the fall”. They obviously think this was a Cocky Rick, before it was revealed that he was a fake.

But wait, aren’t all Rick’s Cocky? We are lead to believe that all Ricks are Cocky because of Rick’s overall character profile of nihilism. However I don’t think this is the case. In fact the opposite is true.

Why does the Citadel exist? If Rick is the smartest man in all conceivable universes, why doesn’t he rule over his universe (Or universes?) Why, instead, are most Rick’s content to live solitary lives in their own dimensions, or a life sequestered away in an untraceable pocket dimension on the Citadel? It’s because most Ricks have realized that ‘pride cometh before the fall’. They have all come to the conclusion that if they try to obtain too much power, the consequences will be their own undoing. Ricks are intimately aware of the dangers of getting Cocky, so they avoid it and instead live mostly self contained lives. Rick’s are weary of unchecked Pride and Cockiness because they know where it leads, whether because they are prone to depression and self-deprecation, or because some life experience had taught them so. Rick’s guard against Cockiness to protect themselves, from themselves, because they recognize that as the smartest being in all conceivable universes, they are their own biggest threat.

I think one of the most overlooked aspects of Rick’s character is his age. He is an old man. He has had time to learn these lessons for himself, and to realize his mistakes. Morty is fourteen and does not have this luxury. I think this is where the danger of the Cocky Morty lies. Mortys, due to their inexperience, would be more prone to cockiness if they were allowed to realize their own potential. And a Morty, as we’ve already established, has just as much potential to be smart as a Rick. The consequences of a Cocky Morty would be just as bad as a Cocky Rick.

Finally, if Cocky Mortys are just as bad as Cocky Ricks, then it would be logical to extend their reason for their prevention as well. Ricks don’t want to prevent Cocky Mortys because of any moral ideal. Ricks are all severely lacking a moral compass nor do they abide by any arbitrary idea of right and wrong. Rick’s don’t want any Cocky Morty’s because they don’t want to see their Mortys fall. Because it turns out that Ricks really do care about their Mortys.

I’m not in the ml fandom bUT @illustraice ‘s Sun/Moon au has me h o o k e d.  Now, I’m no artist so I can’t draw for it (believe me I just tried drawing Mari and I spent more time outlining muscles than anything so that was a lost cause), and because I’m not in the ml fandom and I have no grasp on Mari and Adrien’s characters, I can’t write for it, either.  Buuuuut, given what I’ve read for this AU, I can certainly devise a playlist for it.  Because music is universal.

She is the Sunlight Trading Yesterday | May I Trading Yesterday | Run Leona Lewis | Drop in the Ocean Ron Pope | Little Do You Know Alex & Sierra | Losing Your Memory Ryan Star | Echo Jason Walker | Infinity One Direction | California King Bed Rihanna | Battlefield Jordin Sparks | Bleeding Love Leona Lewis | Listen To Your Heart DHT | Truly, Madly, Deeply Savage Garden | Hey There Delilah Plain White T’s | Saware Arijit Singh

an taehyung apple a day keeps the doctors away ✨

this is available as a sticker on my redbubble c: