yes i collect things like this

To be honest, the tumblr witchcraft community taught me more than any book on witchcraft I ever read.

Spider-man: Homecoming basically stole from Miles Morales

I’ve been seeing some willfully obtuse shit regarding this where Marvel fans essentially ignore that Peter stole traits from Miles’ origin and story. So here is the list of the ways it was done.

1. Ganke Lee/Ned Leeds

Of course, I had to start with the most obvious.

Not only that he looks like Ganke, but he fucking acts like Ganke. Has Ned Leeds been Asian before? Yes, in Spectacular Spider-man Tv Show, but it would be hilarious that Disney and Sony actually stole from Greg Weisman after they both collectively screwed him twice. The thing about this character is that he acts more like Miles’ Ganke than he does Peter’s Ned Leeds.

Peter’s Ned Leeds was never a close friend of Peter’s, let alone went to the same school as Peter. He was an acquaintance at best or a fellow work mate at the most. 

Ganke, however….

..Is Miles’ best friend. He was introduced in Miles’ second issue ever. He has been a constant character ever since. That is Miles’ number 1.

If you noticed that Ganke was playing with Legos, guess what hobby Ned Leeds’ favorite hobby is?

That is a Lego Deathstar. And before you say, well in the panels’ he’s just playing with it. He doesn’t seem that interested in Legos.

And why Legos are integral to Miles and Ganke? Miles is not as Science smart as Ganke or Peter Parker so he cannot remake the Web fluid. Ganke is that smart and Legos are suggested by Chemists as great toys children to play with because it helps them visualize molecular models. Ganke is as important to Miles’ Spider-man as he is to Miles.

For all intents and purposes, Ned Leeds probably is just his best friend on account of Peter not telling Ned Leeds that he is Spider-man. Speaking of which, the whole Peter having a confidant in on his identity situation…

He never had one. Peter never told anyone that he is Spider-man. He never once shared that info with Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane(she always knew, but never revealed that she knew), Harry Osbourne, or anyone. In Ultimate Spider-man, Peter did confide in Mary Jane, but that was a case of her being his only friend.

Miles only revealed his identity to Ganke and eventually his father.  Well in the case of Ganke, Miles never had to reveal anything because Ganke was there to help him become Spider-man. It just the scene how Ned leeds found out.

Look familiar?

The same parallel as Peter’s.

Also, Ganke is girl obsessed like Homecomings’ Ned Leeds is. And yes, you are a little too infatuated with the opposite sex if you know by heart what a woman has worn previously and what she hasn’t.

The first thing Ganke does when Jessica Drew presents Miles with his new costume is to declare that he will start talking to girls.

After a deep conversation about what to do with Miles’ thieving ass Uncle, Ganke is pressed to go with Miles’ not to provide comfort, but to stare at his mom(who is really attractive).

As soon as he meets Mary Jane Watson and Gwen Stacy, Ganke immediately switches gears and starts hitting on them.

Ganke making a gift out of Legos for Gwen Stacy.

And it working…

Ganke trying to use Miles to hook him up with Dagger, and refusing to believe anyone is too hot for him.

Ganke is girl obsessed. It’s part of his charm.

So Peter took Miles’ best friend. Great.

2. Miles motivation of proving he is a superhero

I remember when I called this out and some moron said Peter had to prove himself to the Fantastic Four in his debut. No.

He wasn’t trying to prove himself with the Fantastic Four. He wanted to join the Fantastic Four so he can earn money.

The FF did not have an opinion on him, except Ben who did not like Spider-man for being a show off like Johnny. 

Just for your closure…

Miles’ however, had to go through a proving ground to not just be Spider-man, but also be qualified as a hero.

Instead of Tony Stark being the one supervisor of Miles, it is Captain America. It’s a long story as to why Cap feels the need to restrict Miles, but he is the one Miles has to prove his worth to.

After fighting with Captain America, Miles pops the question.

And to tie it into the Civil War, Miles’ asks to be the Ultimate equivalent of the Avengers, the Ultimates.

This is not a coincidence. You may say that they needed Peter to join MCU somehow, but how they are going about it is eerily similar to how they went about it with Miles. Peter never once had to gain recognition from his fellow superheroes. He never once had to ask to join the Avengers because they respected him as a hero. Miles’ did.

This is not the first time Peter took this from Miles either. The Ultimate Spider-man cartoon has Peter,again, taking Miles familiarity with Nick Fury and forming a super team just like Miles Morales. It’s annoying.

3. Younger Aunt May/Parental figure and having stability

Before I start this, yes, Ultimate Spider-man had a younger Aunt May and Uncle Ben. I know this. You seen her above when she is talking to Miles and you see her when Gwen kissed Ganke. But she did not look like this.

Now Marissa Tomei is a young looking 52 year old woman. Girl fucking looks good. Slay.

But Ultimate Aunt May did not look like she was pulling dates off tinder. Ultimate Aunt May also did not stay in an upscale Queen suite. Peter was not raised in an economically stable environment. There was always bills to be paid and Aunt May did not work.

Miles however lives in Brooklyn. His mom is a nurse and his father a cop. It is a stable household.

As you can see, Rio is hot!

Anyways, what contributed to Peter’s anxiety and neuroticism was that he never had a stable household. They were always just above the red. With Ben gone, Aunt May had to take care of the household in spite of Peter’s new adventures.  Peter is lower middle class. Miles’ is middle class when it comes to living in Brooklyn.

4. The charter school

This especially pissed me off. 

Miles goes to an advanced charter school for gifted children. How he did so?

You ever see the documentary, “Waiting for Superman?”

Okay, so there is a literal lottery for gifted urban youth(usually youth of color) for them to attend advanced schools. If they do not get the right lottery, then they are sent back to attend the shitty Inner City schools where they most likely won’t excel in life. They will most likely excel if they go to Charter School. It sucks, but that is a reality youth face.

Miles had to enter this lottery to attend his charter school(with the number 42, Jackie Robinson’s number to mark the significance). Peter has never been placed in a situation where his race and environment did not cheat him out of a future or reduce his options. His intelligence has always gotten him out of academic situations and guaranteed his success. Miles had to enter a fucking lottery to ensure his future was stable. And that is highly fucked up that Peter just took that trait from Miles without the significance of it being appreciated and realized.

That is four things that Spider-man: Homecoming leeched from Miles Morales and his story. And people want to act dumb as if these characteristics have always been attributed to Peter. Bull fucking shit. They wanted a relative character that was not presented on screen or the audiences did not already know. They exhausted Peter’s story, characters, and even abilities through 5 movies, several cartoon, and several video games and a fucking live action play. 

What pisses me off is that people have called Miles the inferior Spider-man or not the real Spider-man, yet Peter, this motherfucker, is literally taking aspects from Miles and no one is calling it out. You love everything about Miles when it is on a white character, huh?

It is also an aspect of Marvel canabalizing off of legacy characters. DC gave Wally a chance to be the Flash over Barry Allen. DC gave several Robins a chance and did not create an amalgamation of Robin. DC gave Jon Stewart a chance ahead of Kyle Rainer and Hal Jordan. Fuck, Marvel you gave Scott Lang a chance over Hank Pym in spite of making Hank Pym’s main villain the villain of Avengers 2(And Hank Pym fans did not deserve that). 

We heard every excuse in the book as to why Miles could not be the first to enter MCU when Peter’s story has been told 5 fucking times on screen.  Miles Morales was trending when it was announced that Marvel was making a Spider-man film. People wanted his story to be told. And we heard every excuse in the book as to why Miles could not be selected. There was fucking press release that basically said Peter Parker had to be white yet you don’t mind diversifying the rest of the cast. We heard that his story was too new, but that did not stop you from making Robbie Reyes the new Ghost Rider. That Miles is a legacy. Yet you made Scott Lang, the legacy to Hank Pym, the first Ant Man on screen while acknowledging that Scott Lang is the second Ant Man. You just did not want him on screen because Miles is not white. End of story. You liked his story so much that you attributed to Peter. You took his cast. You took his financial situation. You took his precarious school situation. You took one of his arc. And you gave them to Peter. By doing that, you all but ensured that Miles would be stuck in his comic book and not being getting a damn thing.

The only reason I am interested in this film is Zendaya because black women, even bi-racial women, are hardly romantic leads in super hero in general. They are rarely presented as such and that sucks. I really don’t are about this movie outside of that. It looks good, but whatever.

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Isak:

That I have a thing with Even has started to spread

Have you said anything to the guys?

Jonas:

No. I can do it if you want to

Isak:

Should maybe do it myself

Jonas: 

Just say it, no stress <3 you like Even. that’s it. Done.

Isak:

Thanks

Jonas:

We can have pre-party on friday. you can tell them then.

Isak:

Yes, maybe I can have it, I’ll hear with the collective

I think I see an emerging Lance trait that I’m quite liking… Lance may not be a genius, but he seems really good with numbers.

  • he had no problem keeping track of that large number of coins/money that he and Pidge were collecting in the space mall fountain
  • that scene with Coran (during Trials of Mamora) when he calculates the remaining time, in altean terms no less, and Coran says “…yes that’s actually right!”
  • and I mean it would make sense that a sniper sharpshooter is good with math, because he has to calculate things under pressure and on the fly, like wind direction and speed, range, bullet curve, bullet drop, etc.
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Tagging @aochii9113 since you asked initially XD but yes here you go~ 

Funny thing was I was listening to Britney’s Toxic while scanning this XD ;_; to be honest this is way too precious to use ahahaha. But frankly the pockets for the can badges are really small shoot me it’s so cute too so I don’t think a lot of badges really fit. Buuut it’s such a nice item to add into my BSD collection >w<~ 

Again like, idk if you’re using this scanned images from here/me, credits not necessary but still appreciated. 

  • Travis: Now, is there still like a pile of mannequins?
  • Griffin: Yeah, it’s behind [the Shark Tank] but yes.
  • Travis: Okay, cool.
  • Griffin: You gonna take a turn off to just go get some arms or…?
  • Travis: Yeah, in fact I am! Look, at this point the magic people seem to have this shit down. All I’m gonna do is, what, hit a tank with my ax? No no no. I’m gonna do what Magnus does best and go pull the arms off some things.
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Some Fates doodles I did during my Hoshido play. All the cool ladies (also trolling Azura)

Also news for the French friends! I will attend the Japan Expo in July, where you will find me, some nerdy Fire Emblem merch and a doodles collection booklet full of things like this! :D Stay tuned for more infos!

the cookie au- pharmercy edition

suggested by @madcatofmagic!!

  • fareeha sits on the couch next to angela, legs brushing. both of them are reading, angela’s little feet pushed under fareeha for warmth
  • hana walks into the room to collect her doritos, and sees them sitting together on the couch
  • ‘hey, mom,’ she says casually, and both of them look up
  • ‘sweetheart,’ angela greets, smiling. ‘how are you?’
  • hana shrugs. ‘just rekt some noobs.’
  • ‘that’s nice.’
  • ‘yeah. hey, isn’t christmas coming up?’
  • ‘yes. why?’
  • ‘i was just wondering about gifts. lena said a good thing to do was make things as a family. or some bull like that.’
  • hana salutes, disappears. fareeha looks after her, smiling slightly, and angela gets an Idea™
  • the next day is christmas eve, and that night, they’re making dinner as a family.
  • angela’s decided to make cookies but there’s one thing she’s overlooked
  • she can’t bake for shit
  • but fareeha can!
  • you see, when she was growing up
  • ana would come back from work every night fairly late so often fareeha would either go to bed hungry or scrounge up some food
  • and then one day reinhardt found her and gave her some eierkuchen (which is basically a pancake) and gave her the recipe for it with a wink
  • and it becomes sort of a tradition for reinhardt to give her a new recipe when he sees her, written in his beautiful handwriting on the fancy overwatch stationery
  • every time she’s on the overwatch base, he waves her over with a delighted bellow, and offers her a new one, and then the rest of overwatch catches on, and they start giving her recipes, too, with their own personal tweaks
  • she learns how to make food from all around the world, from gabe’s tortillas to jesse’s cornbread to jack’s burgers
  • and by the time she’s fourteen, she’s making full-course meals
  • when she’s in the army, she meets people from all over the place
  • one was her first girlfriend, jamila, who taught her how to make desserts
  • and it’s that knowledge she puts to use now
  • she walks over to angela, who’s struggling
  • ‘habibti,’ she says, a smile twitching at her lips. ‘do you need some help?’
  • ‘no!’ angela huffs, blowing a strand of gold hair out of her eyes and also sending flour flying in a poof. ‘i’m doing fine!’
  • ‘really?’ hana asks, carrying the carrots by them. ‘doesn’t look like it.’
  • ‘hana!’ fareeha scolds goodnaturedly, and then reaches for a knife, carving a pretty little angel shape out of the dough in like .11 seconds. 
  • angela gapes at her.
  • ‘that’s not fair!’
  • ‘what isn’t?’
  • ‘you can’t just-’ *cue very cute smol angry gestures* ‘-and make something like that?’
  • ‘it’s you!’ fareeha says, smiling, and hana whooshes in, plucking the knife from her hands and squishing in next to angela.
  • ‘you forgot something,’ she says, tipping some food colouring onto the knife and carving a little cross into the cookie. ‘you have that weird red plus sign on your left boob.’
  • ‘it’s the swiss-’
  • ‘yeah, yeah, whatever. fareeha, make me a mecha cookie.’
  • mercy tries for ages and fareeha attempts to show her how to do it
  • she gives up after the seventh misshapen splatter and just tosses the dough onto the sheet, declaring that it’ll taste good no matter what
  • they eat dinner that night with the smell of chocolate chips wafting from the inside, and it’s all happy and peaceful
  • until the rest of overwatch bursts in
  • ‘fareeha, angela!’ reinhardt shouts. ‘cooking again, my? well, don’t mind if i do!’
  • ‘actually, i do mind-’
  • ‘goodie! cookies!’
  • ‘damn it.’
  • they make a whole nother batch, one for each member, and by the end of it there’s flour in everyone’s hair and their cheeks hurt from laughing
  • lucio plays soft christmas music as they eat their cookies, and angela looks around the table of happy idiots
  • family, she thinks. 
  • my family.

Fondly remembers Tf animated and all its designs. -re-watches- 



AH yes just what I remembered

anonymous asked:

Can you do a 'what it's like to date MacCready'? :) please and thank you!

hell yes anon. i love this.

  • sharing your cool ass comic collections with each other.
  • trying to see who can get a better shot on that super mutant
  • can be little spoon or big spoon (depends on the day)
  • “if you call me a mungo one more time, mac”
  • often placing bets on the weirdest things like, “I bet you can’t tip that brahmin” and a response of “10 caps and you’re on”
  • maccready being a great dad to synth shaun, because of duncan
  • mac being super duper cute and jealous all the time. 
  • makes the worst dad jokes ever. and when i say ever i mean it. 
  • actually that boyfriend who is just a cool ass dad.

junkrat sets off roadhog’s gaydar immediately but like the dude just keeps fucking limpwristing and hog’s like “hes gay. he has to be gay. is he gay? I can’t just ask if he’s gay. he’s my boss”

and one day they’re like….Bonding, right, but it’s still in the kinda weird early-ish part so it’s mainly junkrat just talking at roadhog while hog works on the bike

and junkrat goes “oh, I miss a lot about junkertown, but the toughest thing was havin to leave behind my carly rae jepsen collection”

and roadhog just sits up and looks him dead in the eyes and says “you’re gay.”

and junkrat’s just like “???? um fuck dude yes am I really so out of practice that you weren’t sure until now”

anonymous asked:

All this drama is making me feel bad for liking the youtuber that have literally saved my life... I don't know what to do, Lumi, I'm so tired and upset and I don't know what to do... I'm sorry I just needed to get this out and your blog is super calming to me, thank you for existing and have a great night/day.

I assume you’re talking about Mark, yes?

I know the drama is overwhelming right now, but please don’t let it make you feel bad for liking him. If he is important to you, that’s the only thing that matters. What others think about him doesn’t apply to you :)

If you need to, take some time off to collect your thoughts and calm down. Watch some of Mark’s videos, talk to someone via private message, and blacklist tags/URLs/key words if you have that Chrome extension.

Take care of yourself. This will all blow over, I assure you. <3

So I Unexpectedly Ended Up Hanging Out w/ the Old ENFP the Other Day And

ENFP: INTP!!!!!!!!

INTP: (Oh, awesome.)

ENFP: You missed my party! The aunt that was really into MBTI I always told you about was there!

INTP: Oh, that’s too bad.

ENFP: *Dirty joke*

INTP: O.O

ENFP: *Another dirty joke*

INTP: O.o

ENFP: *A THIRD DIRTY JOKE*

INTP: O.e

ENFP: Did you miss me? 

INTP: Well, I wouldn’t say I… missed you, but–

ENFP: Yeah.

ENFP: You missed me.

ENFP: Sooooooo?

INTP: What?

ENFP: How was your DATE?!

INTP: How the fuck do you know?!

ENFP: You’re just lucky I’m not giving you my Icy Stare.

INTP: You don’t have an Icy Stare.

ENFP: Yes, I do!!

INTP: Okay, fine. Show it to me.

ENFP: Well, I can’t just do it.

INTP: If you really had a handle on it, you’d be able to do it on command.

ENFP: Okay, well I’ve got to work up to it!!

INTP: For someone who claims to give Icy Stares, you’re getting pretty heated about this.

ENFP: Maybe I have a Heated Stare instead.

INTP: What does that even mean?

ENFP: Sexual.

INTP:

ENFP: OuO

INTP: STOP LOOKING AT ME.

ENFP: I had this dream that I rode up to somewhere on this motorcycle.

INTP: Uh-huh.

ENFP: And I, like, got off of it, took my helmet off,

INTP: Yeah.

ENFP: And shook my hair out.

INTP: And what do you think that means?

ENFP: Well, I think maybe it might have something to do with…

ENFP: Wanting to try new things?

INTP: Do you want to try new things?

ENFP: Yes!

INTP: What about ride a motorcycle and shake your hair out of a helmet.

ENFP: Sure!

ENFP: What about you?

ENFP: What was your last dream?

INTP: The other night I had a dream I was chasing a really fast turtle.

ENFP: Hahaha, what??

INTP: And it had a really long neck.

ENFP: And what do you think that means?

INTP: Well, I thought a lot about turtles that day, so it was probably just a continuation of those thoughts.

ENFP: ⋋ō_ō`

INTP: Pretty sure it jumped over, like, a ten foot barbed wire fence, too.

ENFP: Oh my god!

INTP: It was a pretty badass turtle.

Small Spaces (M) | Jimin

Genre : Smut + College!Jimin || Jimin x Reader

Word Count : 4,559

A/N : I basically came up with this because row spacing in college lecture halls are cramped as fuck, and I wanted to think of a way to give them an up side.



I was running at what felt like Olympic standards to be on time to the first class of the semester. Yes it’s college, and you can be late, but I have this thing about first days where I like to be early. Yet I somehow managed to sleep through my alarm.

I burst through the building doors with about seven minutes to spare. I take a moment to calm myself, and wipe some of the collected sweat off of my body from the run over here. I take a deep breath, and walk through the classroom doors.

Fuck.

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Little Anchovy is pretty normal, staying with whomever has taken him on as an apprentice, much like many other kids who’ve guardians have been killed by dragons. He’s been passed around a fair bit, but every trade has proved a little too… challenging for someone his size.

Currently though he’s got a good things going, collecting kindling for the various metal workers, being nimble enough to climb up those great trees to get the right sized twigs and sticks. Quite a few worktables are kitted out with flour sacks underneath encase it ends up being where he sleeps that night. Sure there’s a fair bit of teasing that goes alongside all the runty ones, but he makes do. Besides, the trees are great fun! Those big awful dragons can’t get to you when you’re hidden up high like that, they expect tasty livestock and humans to be safely on the ground.

Shelle’s thingies…decided to be brave and show some of my personal space.

My room…I’ll admit I will never grow out of loving plushies <3. I also have ZERO decorating sense soooooo…..

Yes, Mikey is leaning against a poop emoji pillow and that poor manatee…that poor manatee that Raph appears to be about to have for dinner…that belongs to @pie-thinkings​ .

My turtle wall :D

My desk. Which has a small space and I like to collect things. HA..

I apologize for the the bad photo quality. My phone does a lot of really awesome things. Taking pictures is not one of them.

  • Me: Ruruka Andou is a bad person-
  • Fandom: *screams in agreement*
  • Me: Let me finish-
  • Fandom: *grumbles*
  • Me: Ruruka andou is a bad person, saying she did a bad thing would be an understatement at this point since she technically killed Koichi and tried to control Juzo with her candy, 50% she did that with Izayoi too. I'm not going to try to defend her, but let me say that, yes, Ruruka is a bad person, but not a bad character. She's complex and interesting and I would sure like to find out what pushed her to make those drug candies and what her motives have always been in the killing game. I don't approve her actions, but I still like her character-wise.
  • Fandom: *collectively screams at me for liking Ruruka as a character*
  • Me: GOD OK