Fíli: Let’s do this, Brother.
Kíli: We bad…we bad..
Fíli: We got this, people. We make this look good.
Dwalin: It’s like dealing with two miniature versions of Bard and Legolas.
Thorin: Oh, Did Thranduil have two MORE sons?
PJ: Okay, where did your brothers go?
Legolas: What brothers?
Bard: We don’t have any brothers.
PJ: Thorin says you do. He’s the only one that tells me anything.
Legolas: What are you talking about?
Bard: We talk to you about everything. You’re the director.
PJ: Oh, good of you to notice. Where are Lee’s two other kids?
Legolas: You mean Fíli and Kíli?
Bard: They are part of Thorin’s Company. They’re his nephews.
PJ: But they look like you so it is probably a safe bet to assume they’re your little twin brothers and I need to find Lee so I can get all four of you under control.
PJ (O.S.): So, you have four sons running around on the set. I am glad I finally found you. Now, are the two older boys of age? If so, that is fine, you need to sign releases for the two younger ones. So that is Fíli and Kíli, the younger two and the older ones are Bard and Legolas?
Thranduil: (I am going to get Thorin for this). Yes, Peter.
Smaug: We finally got the elf…
Fíli: Thranduil is going to get them back.
Kíli: Do we get our own room in Mirkwood? I don’t want to share with Bard and Legolas.