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Prompt List!

~~~~~~Angst~~~~~~

Post Breakup

  1. “I still love you and I fucking hate myself for it!”
  2. “You have no idea how much I wish I could take it back.”
  3. “If…If I had asked you to stay, would you have done it?”
  4. “It doesn’t make a difference! We’re over!”
  5. “You look happy and it’s killing me.”
  6. “Did you really ever love me?”
  7. “I thought I should give you this back,” *Insert object*
  8. “I should have treated you better…”
  9. “I found this photo of you in an old jacket and it reminds me of what I lost and I came here to find it.”
  10. “I still have like 50% of your shirts here and I really don’t want to give them back. They smell like you and I realized I couldn’t sleep without one. So if you insist on taking them please just leave one.”
  11. “I miss us and there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that you’d take me back.”

Goodbyes

  1. “I don’t want to say goodbye.” “So don’t.”
  2. “Why haven’t you gone to sleep yet?” “Because come dawn I have to leave and say goodbye.”
  3. “Let’s not say goodbye. Let’s say see you later.” “Let’s say see you later.”
  4. “Goodbye.” “If you walk out that door, then you better not come back.” 
  5. “Is this goodbye for now? Or forever?”
  6. “Goodbye.” “Please stay. Please don’t leave me.”
  7. “Don’t say goodbye. It hurts too much.”
  8. “I love you…Goodbye.”
  9. “I hope you understand how much this fucking hurts me to leave you behind.”
  10. “I can’t risk losing you…” “You already did when you said goodbye.”

~~~~~~Relationship~~~~~~

  1. “It’s cold and you’re warm, so cuddle me now!”
  2. “Don’t ignore me! I want attention!
  3. “I love you to the moon and back.” “I love you to pluto and back.” “Don’t you try outdo me!”
  4. “You realize you don’t need to flirt with me right? We’ve been dating for three years.”
  5. “Who that fuck is this guy!? “My brother….” “Sure! Sure he is!”
  6. “Tell me you love me.” “I just told you I loved you.” “But I want to hear you say it again.”
  7. “You’re an asshole.” “Yes I am, but I’m your asshole.”
  8. “Did you do the dishes?” “I thought you were going to do them!” “Well, you thought fucking wrong.”
  9. “Can I please come back in the bedroom.” “Not until you apologize.” “It’s fucking Mariokart!” “Say you’re sorry!”
  10. “Stop hogging the fucking bed or you’re getting out!”

Pets

  1. “You pay more attention to that dog/cat more than me!”
  2. “I’m going to get my own dog/cat and then you’ll be jealous of how much I love it more than you!”
  3. “Stupid animal.” “I heard you call him/her that!”
  4. “Does it really need to sleep in our bed?” “Do you really need four pillows?”
  5. “I should have left you at the shelter.” “What the fuck!? Don’t talk to him/ her like that!”
  6. “Do you really love that beast?” “Jesus! What is wrong with you! He/she can hear you!” 
  7. “You’re so cute! I love you so much!” “Thanks.” “I’m not talking to you.”

~~~~~~Random~~~~~~

  1. “Did you really think that was going to work?”
  2. “I’m not an idiot, idiot.”
  3. “What are you looking at-Oh. My. God, You like him/her!”
  4. “Pillow fort?” “Pillow fort.”
  5. “I can’t sleep so I came here in hopes that by being here I could. But now you can’t sleep and I feel bad so I’m just going to leave.”
  6. “Why do you keep inching closer to me?” “Cause your warm and this damn movie theater is freezing.”
  7. “Can you please stop!” “…” “Thank you!” “78 bottles of coke on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 77 bottles of coke on the wall!” “Are you fucking serious!?”
  8. “Don’t you fucking give me that look! You are just as big of a part of this as I am!”
  9. “Stop or get out!” “I’m not doing anything!” “You’re breathing loud and it’s annoying me!”
  10. “What’s that?” “My work.” “Yeah, I got that…But like what’s it about?” “Stuff.” “What kinda stuff?” “Just stuff.” “Yeah..but what-” “Would you please STOP!”
  11. “Why are you a jerk?” “I’m not a jerk!”
  12. “You know how they test on animals?” “Uh…Yeah…?” “How come you aren’t in a lab?” “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”

Okay what?

Warning: do not read if you feel like you are going to get offended…ThankYou

Okay right now I am so confused because the same people that defended SasuSaku for being called abusive are now bashing Sasuke or even kishi for writting it out this way for leaving and leaving for a very important reason that they don’t know about yet they already think it’s bad and make fun of everybody that has hope… You guys said it yourselves, this is not the real world! This is the narutoverse! You guys used this when antis called sasusaku abusive… So why are you comparing Naruto to real life now? I don’t get it…were you lying when you said that sasusaku wasn’t abusive and just used the “it’s a different world” excuse to justify your thoughts on the ship? Cause if so…wow what an ugly hypocrite you are… But you know what? I still believe that it’s a different world and anyone with a smart enough brain can see that. It’s not our world or our culture! Its a different world where there are different morals and values! Kids don’t go to school to become businessmen in this world! Kids go to school to become kid-ninjas that have to kill people if necessary! For the parents in the naruto univrese it is completely normal to see their 12 year old kid go off for dangerous missions…missions where they might not even come back alive from! Yes, this depended on the rank of mission; but sometimes it was random and dangerous…Well then, aren’t all the narutoverse parents horrible parents that don’t care if their children die? Why didn’t anybody ever bring this shit up? oh right… i remember–because its not our world! Its theirs! Here in naruto people forgive each-other for everything! Yeah, sounds crazy right? But once again,it is not our world…Hinata forgave Neiji for stabbing her and almost killing her! Naruto forgave garra for almost trying to kill them! kakashi after trying to be killed by obito then tries to sacrifce himself for him toward the end of the chapters! Pain “a crazy villain” gained his trust after fighting with naruto and decides to use the resurection jutsu on people who died in that attack using last of his chakra and that lead him to his death! Itachi and sasuke…need i say more? If you thought this was a lovey dovey couple like in a shoujo, then you my friends have signed yourself up for the wrong shit! This is a shonen! In what world do you think its more justifiable to forgive attempting to kill than being separated from your family because of an important mission? in what fucking world? I don’t get it really… why are you suddenly acting like this when you forgave worst things in the series…If this is about thinking that were not going to get our happy ending…Then you are wrong my friends… we are getting it…if this is about thinking karin is sarada’s mother you are wrong again…we have plenty of evidence that disproves that…if this is about being the last couple to not see happy because they have already gotton too much shit… well didn’t you know that this couple was angst and tragedy when you started shipping them?; but hey ,sasusaku was the couple that has gotton more focus than any other. Yes i admit we had our ruff times but we also had had our happy moments! And maybe this chapter made you think that Sakura will never be happy and you are tired of seeing her like that. I know this and understand your furry;but are you just reading the chapter…or are you analyzing everything? When we got a sneak peak of the Uchiha family photo you can clearly see that sakura was smiling…She is finally happy! When did you ever see her smile so bright? She was worst in part 2(you know that part–that you guys love so much) and now she is back to the cheery part 1 sakura that loves sasuke! Isnt this what you were waiting for? Sakura’s hapiness? And Sasuke’s peace? He came back and that’s all that matters(and yes i do believe there is a good enough reason for him leaving) You may see sarada sad right now; but i know that in the future chapters we are finally getting to see our ship and even sarada happy! And if they are happy why cant you be happy? I honsetly think some of you guys got too attached to your cute headcannons and wanted your expectations to be…without actually knowing that this is the narutoverse reality!

keep in mind that i am not referring to anyone in specific nor was it my intention to insult you or anyone else in this post..i was just expressing myself on certain things i don’t understand in this fandom…Thank You