yes i am calling them

anonymous asked:

Bodyswap au! Soukoku. What's the first thing each person does in the others body?

I don’t even have an explanation for this.


  • Calls all of Dazai’s exes and gives them his contact info
  • Cleans his house
  • Buys him some actual food
  • Buys him new clothes
  • Thanks Kunikida for helping him so often, and watches the man stumble out in horror
  • Hello Atsushi I am your mentor. Yes what is your name again? *reads smudged writing* 


  • Looks at the d
  • Wait what
  • Lol what is hygiene
  • Touching Chuuya’s hair all the time
  • Walks on the ceiling
  • Oh, hey Kouyou-neesan!
  • It is I 
  • Your little brother
  • Brothering it up
  • I am not Dazai *nervous laughter* He’s a dick!

anonymous asked:

yoooooooooo I'm really glad I'm not the only one who thought Dickon would be good for Sansa. Lol I feel like her mother sometimes, like I'm always on the lookout for a good man who would make her happy. 😂

Yoooo Anon.. Great minds! Hell had I known Dickon looked like that, I would have gone for Dickon x Sansa kinda thingy like way back when I was reading the books LOL 

What would be the ship name though? Dansa? Diansa? Dickansa LOL I have no idea what to call them tbh.

Gosh, I would be so proud of Sansa if she was my daughter. I mean, how could you not, right? She has come so far and I am dead pleased with her character development thus far (still hated S5). But screw that, she IS my daughter and yes I do want her to be happy. Absolutely happy in every regard. And we all know she needs a man who can treat her right and give her what she needs (pssst.. orgasms! and of course lots of babies

Having said that though, I will always hold a torch for Jon to be THAT man for her but this season has been meh tbh and I’m quite put off with this whole ‘Jon Snow becomes a Sock puppet - D@ny & Dragons shit show’ and I’m so close to being done with it. BUT the hopeless trash Jonsa shipper in me says, keep the faith, hold on to it, JonSa is coming - so I guess I’ll stick around.

But oh my, what a pair Dickon and Sansa would make huh? I mean Sophie and Tom Hopper together side by side - daaammmnnnn that looks fine as hell! And he’s taller LMAO!!

Ship Couple Meter

5 Flames out of 5 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 - I would ship this !

Hero (Jacob Frye X Fem!Reader)

I am so sorry for the lack of Updates on this Blog. It’s just that I want it to be perfect before posting it (in my eyes anway) and that might take a while + when I come home from work I’m more exhausted and don’t have the energy to write.

This one took too long, though. Ha, I wanted to post it two weeks prior but couldn’t get around. I just had to add more details to it.

On another note: I did start a smutty Research story. Still, it’s not finished and it sounds so dull. So, it could take time with that one.
Thanks for sticking around, though. And thanks to all the Likes/Reblogs/Followers. It always makes my day better!

Title: Hero
Summary: Reader is an assassin and a little bit afraid of a certain animal. But lucky for her, the hero is not far away (this sounds so cheesy, I’m sorry, ahah)
Characters: Fem!Reader, Jacob Frye, Lynn (Rook, made her up in one of my stories)
Relationships: Jacob Frye x Fem!Reader
Warnings: None
Words: 1.342

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anonymous asked:

You believe in illuminati? why am I not surprised lol. So does that mean taylor swift having connection with the rothschilds aka the illuminati family means she's a part of the inner circle and illuminati at the same time? IS justin bieber part of the inner circle? or any chance of him getting near it was blown out when he broke down in 2013. I assume people with lots of power have to be sane, not some drug junkies lol

Not the illumanti but the idea of them. We call them Hollywood elite and yes Taylor and Justin are part of the elite. But in our definition, there’s different types of elite. The bad and the good. We should honestly make a post

anonymous asked:

Are you aware that Eirika and Ephraim's signature weapons are a paired set called Sieglinde and Siegmund, which are named after the incestuous twins in Wagner's Ring Cycle epic? Yeah you can pretty much count Eirika/ Ephraim as basically canon.

I don’t think I knew that about their weapons. That is ADORABLE. 

If I remember right, can’t you have them end up together (as one of the options) in the Fire Emblem game that they are originally from?

Google Serenes Forest Sacred Stones Support Conversations if you really want some Eirika/ Ephraim twincest fun lol

Wow, these two are so precious and ridiculous!:

Ephraim: Eirika, are you all right?
Eirika: I am fine, Brother.
Ephraim: I’m right here, so please call me if you need anything. I’ll always be nearby.
Eirika: Yes, thank you. But you do understand that I am here to fight, don’t you? I cannot ask you to watch me constantly. I am your sister, not your ward.
Ephraim: Eirika…
Eirika: Wait, don’t… What are you–?
Ephraim: You looked a little upset… I thought I would stroke your face like I used to…
Eirika: Please stop it. You’re treating me like a child…
Ephraim: Oh, I’m sorry. It’s just an old habit… Besides, you were always the one who pestered me to do it when we were little. Don’t you remember?
Eirika: N-no, I don’t remember! That was such a long time ago… Ahh… Dear brother, please try to remember where we are right now. What would our companions say if they saw us in such a personal moment?
Ephraim: Yes, that would be embarrassing… Forgive me, I did not mean to do anything you would find unpleasant.
Eirika: N-no… I didn’t mean that… It’s just–
Ephraim: So, you really do want me to stroke your face?
Eirika: No! I mean, look…
Ephraim: Ha ha, you always did blush so easily! You haven’t changed at all!
Eirika: E-enough! Brother…you are starting to anger me!

And we can’t not quote this one too:

Eirika: Brother… Brother…please promise that you won’t ever leave me alone. Please…promise…
Ephraim: Of course. I would never leave you. Why would you ever think I could do something like that?
Eirika: Brother…
Ephraim: I know better than anyone how you feel, dear sister. Ever since we were born… No, even before… We two have always been together. And together… we will always stay.
Eirika: Yes, dear brother…


Vance: You never saw the shooter?
Tony: Well, I was pretty busy trying to keep my brain matter intact.
Vance: And you were on your way to the airport.
Tony: Personal trip.
Vance: To Israel?
Tony: I’ll travel for good hummus.
Vance: Does Agent David know you’ve been delayed?
Tony: She does.

First of all: When Tony said he was trying to keep his brain matter intact, I um, thought he meant because he was a little… excited about the nature of the trip. I forgot about the actual shooting, because I am trash.

Second: LOL VANCE he knows what’s up. I LOVE IT. YES CALL THEM OUT ON IT LEON.

Third: Look at Tony answering like a good husband about calling her because #MARRIED. SO VERY #MARRIED.

Fourth: I too will travel for good hummus, Tony.


Xiumin: *actually likes but don’t want to show*

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Kris: yah, am the Galaxy Daddy!

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Luhan: what just u say?!

Y\N: oppa stop, you’re scaring me now…

Luhan: sorry, bae.

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Suho: *happy cute dance* who’s daddy?! ME!

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Lay: yes, little princess? he is so fcking cute *\*

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Chen: guurl… don’t tease.

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Chanyeol: i know what you’re trying to do

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Baekhyun: i will not give you money

Y/N: shut up

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 D.O: why him so sexy lol

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Kai: what did you call me? *he listened well, but wants you to repeat*

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Tao: but you already have a father lol no

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Sehun: *outsid* i’m not old! 

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likeaninjaoutofthedark  asked:

Hiiiiii. I'm back 💕 I cANNOT EXPLAIN THE WAY I FANGIRLED WHEN I READ THE LAST TMBMIL CHAPTER OMG. I think I've already said it but your writing is awesome. I was wondering... I just read you are Mexican, so is Spanish your first language?


Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

And yes it is :), but I’m much more fluent in English, I couldn’t possibly write in Spanish lol, my grammar is horrible, I am shit at the accents, and when I speak I sound “pocha” a lot,  which is what they call Hispanics in my area who speak Spanish with an American accent. It’s embarrassing because my family calls me out on it lol, I don’t have the accent for everything I speak in Spanish but for a lot of words I can’t pronounce right or say them completely wrong. 

Originally posted by the9397

fandomhavenskittles  asked:


*has nerdy apparel in her 20′s* *kicks it behind me with nervous giggling*

Its just a polite thing to call people! Ma’am, sir, and any of the equivalent ^^

But!! Don’t apologize~ candy sounds /so good;;;;;;;;/ ~Admin 404

Putting my form of dialect as text for therealjacksepticeye when he already has an amazing dialect makes me nervous. The dialect of Boss is just a mystery I might never figure out. Also, my hand has never cramped up as much as it did writing all the stuff in the placard. That’s what I get for trying to create my own font .__.

Good thing I got this done right around the time that this series might be wrapping up! Also, yes. You can be arrested for being too boss, its called society wishin’ they could be you, but they never can be and it makes them all mad… so they throw ya in the slammer. 

50 Things I love about The Monkees - Part One

I’m joining in with the #50forMonkees50th thing, and this is a completely random list of songs, moments, episodes, stories - generally anything related to/involving the Monkees. This will be broken down to 5 “things” per post, and they will all be in a totally random order!!

1. Dolenzmith

my original post here

Let’s kick it off with the Ultimate. These two mega babes have chemistry that is second to none. The ULTIMATE BROMANCE. I could go on for approximately 7 and a half years about why I love these two together, but I’ll try to keep it brief because I’ve said so much of it before. These two together are SPECIAL. The way they’re so different and bounce off each other and just get in each other’s faces is just……I can’t. I can’t put it into words. This also makes it soooo easy to ship them together too, if you’re into that kind of thing. I wrote a literal essay about why they’re perfect together (you can read it here). You can also just look at my #dolenzmith tag on my blog for more Micky/Mike greatness :D They’re both gorgeous and funny, and the fact that they have always been pals makes my heart happy. There has never been any beef between these two because they’re SOUL MATES. There I said it. SOUL MATES. Bros4Life. BFFs. BAEs. My OTP. They also have so much respect for each other which is awesome. DOLENZMITH > everything else, sorry.

2. Davy’s Screen Test

I mean can we just stop for a second and appreciate how absolutely precious this boy was??? I’m not sure how it’s legal for anyone to be as adorable as Davy Jones was in his audition for The Monkees?????? He was only 19 here but looks even younger and he is so charming and precious and I’m feeling emotional today anyway but I just watched his screen test again and almost cried LOL, he is just too cute for this cold ugly world I can’t stand it. His laugh at the end makes my soul happy and he has the cutest face I have ever seen OMG. Everyone should just take a moment to watch this again because he was soooo special and he seems so pure in that clip. I can’t say anything coherent about this actually apart from, as someone who has always loved (and still loves) boybands, Davy is the Ultimate. There have been some massive cuties in boybands since the Monkees, but none compare to Davy Jones. Not your Nick Carters or Mark Owens or Justin Timberlakes or Harry Styles’ of this world. SOZ. You were all cute AF but you’re no Davy Jones. Sorry.

Originally posted by littlehorrorshop

I mean stab me with a pitchfork look at this precious angel. I’ll cry myself to sleep tonight thinking about how the world wasn’t pure enough for someone as adorable as him BYEEEEE

3. Headquarters and the Monkees taking control

I mean I know this has been spoken about 9248928 times, but to me it’s one of the greatest - if not THE greatest - story in pop history. Four boys in a manufactured band, not allowed to have any real control over the music they put out, not allowed to play their own instruments on their records even though they were more than capable, finally saying “FUCK YOU” to the Powers That Be and doing it themselves and releasing HEADQUARTERS which is basically a punk album in it’s DIY/FUCK YOU/REBEL mentality (lmao watch music snobs cry themselves to sleep over comments like that.) I know it was only for one album that they really did own it and do it all themselves, but what a great album it was too! I mean you all know the story. Here’s my review of the album itself if you want a gander - CLICK! :D

4. Monkees on Tour

This is one of my favourite episodes and I seriously wish they had’ve done more like this, or at least an extended episode showing more live/behind the scenes tour stuff. There isn’t enough footage of the Monkees playing live in their heyday…hardly anything at all, actually. I know it was a different era but I’d KILL to have uninterupted footage of them playing live, seeing that they were actually pretty damn good at what they did and capturing the energy of the audience. Honestly it’s a travesty that they didn’t release footage of an entire concert (I know we have the audio which is great, but I want to see it too.) HOWEVER, this episode is still awesome, if not a little cheesy in places (like when the boys are having their “alone time”…that’s slightly cringey but blesss). We also have gems like Davy playing with that swan (that is bigger than him, LOL), and Micky saying he wanted to ride a horse bareback while also in bare feet (what a twat). ALSO Peter getting angry at Micky for sleeping in (and Micky’s gorgeous little sleeping face omg). LOVE IT.

5. Daily Nightly

This song is so weird and amazing. It was definitely a grower for me; when I first heard it I was pretty indifferent about it, I didn’t dislike it but compared to how catchy and upbeat so many other Monkees tunes are, Daily Nightly wasn’t one that immediately grabbed me. Over time though, I realised it was one of their best ever songs. Micky sounds lovely (lol duh), and Mike’s lyrics are just…Mike. Odd. Brilliant. But I also love the video to this (I can’t really call it a romp as it’s just them sitting there!). The black and white looks awesome and they all look so pretty. Micky owns the camera, and I love that Davy and Peter are just being a little bit silly without taking anything away from the “performance” (Peter’s arm-ography though, lmaooo), and Mike…LOL. Mike does absolutely nothing but sit there in those shades looking at Micky like “Yes babe. Sing my song. WORK IT. I’ll just sit here being the silent genius that I am.” Amazing. Also Micky and the moog!!!! PSYCHEDELIC.

Stay tuned for part 2 of the 50 Things I Love about The Monkees :D

anonymous asked:

I just don't understand how you can (rightly) call out panels like that, but still justify everything about Grayson. I don't get it. Dick has been brought down so much from the amazing character he was before, it's insulting to him and fans. Not to mention the gross and constant sexualization of his character while belittling all his other skills.

answer below the cut. sorry, this become such a long, long answer probably bc I’ve been avoiding this discussion on fydg but I can’t avoid it forever so here we go, everything spilling out in a mess of emojis and feelings and bad unedited grammar 

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I spoke about this on twitter earlier, but that the gems are nonbinary in steven universe is not really nonbinary representation.

It’s, like, saying Dumbledore is gay representation or that One Jewish Character That’s Apparently Somewhere At Hogwarts is jewish representation.

We only know that the gems are nonbinary because Rebecca Sugar said this one time on reddit, it’s not made clear at all in the slightest in the show and therefore it is not representation.

They are nonbinary, yes, but little nonbinary kids are not going to know to look up that one AMA and the ask on ianjq’s tumblr, so it’s not representation.

On a similar note, Ruby, Sapphire, Garnet, & Pearl are all lesbians & they are lesbian representation.

People seem to think that them being nonbinary suddenly stops them being lesbians, but it doesn’t. Nonbinary lesbians exist, I am one lol.

Rupphire is a lesbian relationship, them being nonbinary does not change this at all and calling it a q**** relationship is quite literally using it as a slur and erasure, so don’t do that?
Their gender is no excuse to use a slur, there is never an excuse.

You are calling their lesbian relationship “abnormal”, like. just. think about what you’re saying and the words you are using.

And just generally don’t force the q-slur on others, fictional characters included, unless they self-identify with it, because it is a slur and not an identity. 

Jella’s elf design sheet for the Jerza Korokoppuru art

* Yes, Jellal little elf self is called GUILTY;  yes I went there, LOL. Hey!, there were Grumpy, Flirty, Nakey… so you know I went with it xP

* In the original design he had puffy pants, he looked cuter in them, however they didn’t look right in the final art so I have to change it for plain shorts, I am still sad about that T^T

* His hat has a heart and Erza loves to play with it (in more than one sense, huehuehue!) “sensing a scary aura”

* I am finishing “Injuries”, what? do you think I forgot? pleasE! It has become a scary thing… again… i tried to draw a background and well… i went overboard and now I am stuck with a serious problem… again… 

anonymous asked:

Would you take the time to actually listen to other people's arguments instead of immediately calling them 'ugly' or a 'cracker'? As someone who is Dominican and fairly dark skinned, I have a mother who is white and am mixed myself. But I do not see this 'demon' you speak of when referring to white people. Yes they have done terrible things, travesties. So have EVERY SINGLE race, we are not all squeaky clean.

come off anon so i know you’re not some white idiot lol


Yukina wig progress part 3

Ponytail is reinserted, flatironed and twisted for texture. Side hairs are flatironed at the root, back-combed but NOT sprayed, then combed out (to be worked on later). Fringe is thoroughly flatironed at roots and extremely back-combed and sprayed. Lightly combed out then rollers are added. (I forgot to mention I cut and layered them lol). Rollers are taken out, fringe is brushed lightly and fluffed then sprayed and lightly scrunched for texture.

This wig is STILL NOT DONE! The side locks of hair (I call them tendrils) will be back combed in a similar fashion to the pony tail to add that strange 90’s “hair ends” volume that anime seemed to sport back in the day. And yes I say back in the day cause when this anime came out I was around 2-4 years old, I am now 25 THAT WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO GUYS LIKE SERIOUSLY FEELING OLD HERE!!!

Anyways, hopefully I’ll finish tomorrow as I have to work in the afternoon and I really need to sleep it’s like 5:00am…. Fahk…

Hope you’ve enjoyed her so far though! I am super happy with the fringe it looks just as voluminous as the actual character I AM PLEEEAAAASED!!! 😎😎😎😎