yes i am a skeleton

  • me: *never eats*
  • me: *sleeps two hours a night*
  • me: *is literally unable to do anything because of crippling anxiety*
  • me: *whole life is falling apart*
  • me: ok but i hope josh dun and tyler joseph ate a good breakfast this morning
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I’m feeling like a piece of worthless shit so I don’t know when the next batch of stuff is gonna be. I have quite a few ideas, but the difficult part is to find the will to even take the pen. 

One of those things is Undertale-related (yeah, I have not left the fandom, never will), so I thought I could share with you some of my favourite works I did last year.

Funny enough this is were the first things I did using no lineart at all. I guess undertale changed me further than I first thought. And yes, I am a total skeleton nerd

Bobby gets into an argument with our host (who is named Dorian, as in Dorian Gray)
  • Me: Can I fill Dorian's shoes with rice? Because I'm going to do that anyways
  • DM: He's standing up at the moment...
  • Me: I know, and I'm under the table.
  • Jay: You better crawl your ass to the other side, then.
  • Me: Yeah, and fill his shoes with rice.
  • DM: Are you really going to do that?
  • Me: Yes, I am.
  • Todd: Maybe the skeleton will follow you around the table. That'd be an interesting thing to watch.
  • Jon: I am going to ask to excuse myself to my cabin.
  • Me: You have a cabin?
  • Jon: He said we did.
  • Me: Oh, that's true. *to DM* Okay, I'm filling his shoes with rice.
  • Todd: What's the silverware like? Is this real silver or some shit?
  • DM: It's actually very nice.
  • Todd: Oh, okay.
  • Me: I took mine under the table with me, so I'm gonna take a page out of the ratfolks' book, take it, "This is mine now".
  • DM: You're currently filling his shoes with rice.
  • Me: I know, but I took it with me.
  • DM: Okay. He looks down at you, says, "I don't know why you're doing this."
  • Me: You're really weird and I felt like... this seemed necessary.
  • Dorian: Do you want to be locked up?
  • Me: Locked up? For what?
  • Dorian: You are not being very gracious.
  • Me: Well, I started throwing rice at him *gestures to Todd* and, um, well, I'm not very gracious at all, you can ask anybody.
  • Dorian: How about you go with my skeleton over there -
  • Me: I don't trust your skeletons. I don't like your skeletons, I'm sorry, they creep me out.
  • Dorian: Well, you can do that, or you can leave the ship.
  • Me: That sounds dangerous. I'm gonna go hang out with Symu now.
  • Dorian: That's not going with the skeleton.
  • Todd: Symu does not know her too well.
  • Dorian: You can go with the skeleton, or leave the ship.
  • Me: I am not going alone. I don't want to be alone with the skeleton.
  • Dorian: His name is Boris.
  • Me: That doesn't help, shockingly enough. I just don't like him very much. I'm sorry, it's just the whole skeleton thing.
  • Dorian: Well, maybe you should not have been filling my shoes with rice.
  • Me: I can go fill Symu's shoes with rice, if that makes you feel better.
  • Todd: I don't wear shoes.
  • Me: I'll stick rice between your toes then!
  • Dorian: I've given you two options. You can do one of the two, or you can... maybe I'll add a third: you can join and be a skeleton.
  • Me: I'm not related to you!
  • Dorian: That's not how family works here.
  • Me: I am officially creeped out.
You know what's funny to think about?
  • What tags were like before a certain fandom came along.
  • Let's take a few for example.
  • Before Homestuck, 'trolls' was probably all stumpy little people with raging hair or those dolls.
  • Before Tokyo Ghoul, 'ghoul' was probably all just weird pictures of nightmare creatures with distorted figures.
  • Before Five Night's at Freddy's, 'purple guy' was probably all just people in purple bodysuits or people messing with aesthetics.
  • Before Undertale, 'skeletons' probably was just all about the skeleton war or aesthetic of some skeleton.
  • <p> <b>Me on a date:</b> So are you a member of the skeleton clique?<p/><b>Date:</b> Yes I am<p/><b>Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:</b> I'm sorry I have to g-<p/><b>Date:</b> But I realize that the clique is extremely problematic and don't support everything they do<p/><b>Me, slowly returning breadsticks:</b> Go on<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Hello yes I am Skeletor let me kidnap you

Oh noo! The absurdly good looking skeleton man is going to take me to his secret dungeon. Whatever shall I do?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ok lets talk about the otp with supernatural beings bc hALLOWEEN IS COMING

  • “(im a vampire and) i apologize i don’t mean to be rude but you’re leaking from your pad/tampon and you haven’t noticed yet (because it hasn’t had the chance to but i can smell it and i know this is gross and i dont wanna suck your tampon or whatever bc wtf) but im giving you a heads up bc i don’t want you to get embarrassed especially since we are in public”
  • “we are both ghosts that are in the same house and we are territorial over it and for almost 100 years we tried to kick eachother out but we are both too stubborn to leave so we just sucked it up and accepted it until a big family moves in and they are annoying af and we are two bored and fed up ghosts so we try to scare them away and its actually hilarious at first and its the most fun we’ve had in years (the spirit board wAS THE BEST ONE i mean they were just screaming to get fucked with) and i think we are starting to like eachother now but oh shit they are bringing in priests??? dude we aren’t demons pls dont try to vanquish us???????”
  • ANYTHING HALLOWEEN TOWN TBH LIKE GUYS JUST THE OTP IN HALLOWEEN TOWN. DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
  • “im a witch (in training) and i accidentally turned my prom date into a toad and now im sitting in my house with all my books out trying to turn him back and iM MISSING PROM and if my parents find out i used magic even by accident i would be so grounded and you’re my annoying neighbor that is a warlock and i know you know so much more than i do on this since you’re out of training and i rlly need your help and i dont want to ask it bc you will hold it against me forever but im desperate so im going to call you and i know ill regret this later but i need my prom date to not be a toad so ill deal with it”
  • “im a werewolf with anger management issues and you’re my psychiatrist (who still has no idea what i am) and i rlly hated these sessions at first but then i realized i started liking you and i know you feel the same or atleast are willing to fuck me bc i can smell your arousal and its really fucking hot”
  • “im a 400 year old vampire who is too afraid to ask you on a date so im trying to impress you with my historical facts (bc i obviously lived it) while in the museum but i don’t seem to be getting much anywhere and im rlly nervous bc youre rlly beautiful and yeah i know this whole forbidden love shit with the whole immortal and human thing but dating is harmless right?? and besides im not gonna rip your throat out from the thirst of your blood this isn’t twilight im offended at the shit in that movie who the fuck shimmers??? i cant even talk about that abomination but i can control myself im not an animal i’ve been around for hundreds of years- and yet im still terrified to ask you on a date.. im a pathetic vampire just love me pls im lonely and dead inside. literally.”
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Oh you know, just mad sciencey stuff. And yes, I am crystallizing an entire rabbit skeleton.
#tylerthrasher #rabbit #skeleton #crystallized #tulsa #chemistry #alchemy

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