yes i am a skeleton

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The one petrolhead and anime parody tumblr would love

  • me: *never eats*
  • me: *sleeps two hours a night*
  • me: *is literally unable to do anything because of crippling anxiety*
  • me: *whole life is falling apart*
  • me: ok but i hope josh dun and tyler joseph ate a good breakfast this morning

anonymous asked:

Underfell Papyrus with a blind S/O? Um, not sure what to say specifically, so whatever you wanna come up with

My first request here ooooo boy! I’m usually not good with unspecific requests, but I think i’ve got a good enough idea for this one ^^

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The great and terrible Papyrus had only come to the grocery store for some more tomato sauce. His supply has been MYSTERIOUSLY disappearing, and he suspected his brother might have something to do with it. Though mustard was the condiment of choice (He shuddered slightly at the mental image), Sans has previously resorted to other sources when he is low on his supply. Papyrus growled to himself as he shoved the large bottles of mustard into his basket with the newly acquired sauce. He took a large step to the right; prepared to return home as quickly as possible (these places were full of humans that did nothing but stare). He couldn’t be late for the newly established cooking lessons with Undyne. The human Frisk wanted nothing more than for them all to be ‘friends’ since there was no need to fight amongst themselves anymore. In a way, Papyrus would miss it; but the life Frisk had earned them on the surface didn’t sound so bad (Undyne, now not trying to dust him or take his old position as captain, was actually..dare he say it: fun to be around). At least his brother would be safe now; they have been trying to repair their damaged family relationship as well. Though Papyrus would never stop pushing his brother to do better; the lazybones still had duties to attend to; that hadn’t changed!

 Right, he was stepping to his right to go check out his collection of condiments when he ran into something short; stopping him with a gruff. He sneered down at a human with sunglasses and a strange red & white cane.

“Oh, i’m sorry! I was so distracted by your good looks, I couldn’t help but be drawn to you.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

“Actually, I was wondering where the ranch dressing was in this isle; they seemed to have moved it.” the human asked with a frown.

Papyrus, now over the initial surprise and refusing to acknowledge what the human had just told him, replied: “WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST STUPID? YOU SHOULDN’T SPEAK SO FREELY TO THE FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD! ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VERY PUBLIC STORE. FIGURE OUT THE LOCATION OF YOUR DESIRED CONDIMENT YOURSELF!”

The human just laughed, LAUGHED AT HIM. “Well, I would if I could, Mr. Captain! But I am actually blind, so I had no way of know who you were; I’m sorry if i’ve offended you! I hope the rest of your day gets better!”

 Papyrus remained silent as the human went around him and continued down the isle; were they feeling the bottles in an attempt to find what they were looking for??? He resisted the urge to facepalm at the situation and strode over to the human once more. He cleared his non-existent throat to get their attention.

“THE HUMAN AMBASSADOR WOULD BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED WITH ME IF I DID NOT ATTEMPT TO FORGIVE YOU, JUST THIS ONCE, FOR YOUR MISTAKE.”

 He reached up for the ranch dressing and put it into the human’s cart. The human somehow looked up at him (more like up and past his shoulder) and smiled the largest most sincere smile ever holy king asgore wtf. He was only doing this to keep a kinder representation of monsters; so they could someday be fully accepted into society, as was the plan the human Frisk had come up with. Peh, using pure kindness is something that only seems to work with Frisk (and now this human was almost suspiciously like Frisk). They even made flirtatious commentary like Frisk.

“Aye aye, Captain! My name is _____“ 

The human held their hand out for him to shake, which he did, reluctantly. 

“Are you a skeleton of some kind? Your hand feels an awful lot like bones!” So this human truly couldn’t see him, well..

“I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND DIPLOMATIC BODYGUARD TO THE HUMAN AMBASSADOR FRISK. AND YES, I AM INDEED A SKELETON.”

Papyrus fidgeted on his feet, unsure how to put this. 

“SO, I WILL ALSO FORGIVE YOU FOR RUNNING INTO ME AND FOR YOUR INSOLENT METHOD OF APOLOGIZING! SINCE YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING IN ADVANCE JUST WHO YOU HAD INSULTED.”

The human just continued to beam at him. “Well, thank you, great and terrible Papyrus! I’ll make sure to be more careful if I run into you again! Though I can’t make any promises.” The human then moved their sunglasses onto their head, and winked at him with their clouded-colored eyes. “Have a nice day then!” ANd with that, the human left the isle.

 Papyrus scoffed and grumbled to himself as he stood in the checkout line. He supposed the human _____ was just sucking up to him now to avoid his wrath. Or had heard of Frisk’s behavior on how they befriended us monsters, and was trying it out on one. BUT ALAS, this human would not charm him into a platonic friendship like Frisk had! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS WOULD NOT BE FOOLED BY  HUMAN _____’S CANOODLING! It would take more than flattering words this time around! But as he left the grocery store, he couldn’t stop his mind from picturing the that ridiculous smile. Perhaps he would ask Frisk if they knew this human. They were awfully similar, and Papyrus cease thinking of the encounter until he was crushing the hopes, and dreams of tomatoes everywhere with Undyne.

ok lets talk about the otp with supernatural beings bc hALLOWEEN IS COMING

  • “(im a vampire and) i apologize i don’t mean to be rude but you’re leaking from your pad/tampon and you haven’t noticed yet (because it hasn’t had the chance to but i can smell it and i know this is gross and i dont wanna suck your tampon or whatever bc wtf) but im giving you a heads up bc i don’t want you to get embarrassed especially since we are in public”
  • “we are both ghosts that are in the same house and we are territorial over it and for almost 100 years we tried to kick eachother out but we are both too stubborn to leave so we just sucked it up and accepted it until a big family moves in and they are annoying af and we are two bored and fed up ghosts so we try to scare them away and its actually hilarious at first and its the most fun we’ve had in years (the spirit board wAS THE BEST ONE i mean they were just screaming to get fucked with) and i think we are starting to like eachother now but oh shit they are bringing in priests??? dude we aren’t demons pls dont try to vanquish us???????”
  • ANYTHING HALLOWEEN TOWN TBH LIKE GUYS JUST THE OTP IN HALLOWEEN TOWN. DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
  • “im a witch (in training) and i accidentally turned my prom date into a toad and now im sitting in my house with all my books out trying to turn him back and iM MISSING PROM and if my parents find out i used magic even by accident i would be so grounded and you’re my annoying neighbor that is a warlock and i know you know so much more than i do on this since you’re out of training and i rlly need your help and i dont want to ask it bc you will hold it against me forever but im desperate so im going to call you and i know ill regret this later but i need my prom date to not be a toad so ill deal with it”
  • “im a werewolf with anger management issues and you’re my psychiatrist (who still has no idea what i am) and i rlly hated these sessions at first but then i realized i started liking you and i know you feel the same or atleast are willing to fuck me bc i can smell your arousal and its really fucking hot”
  • “im a 400 year old vampire who is too afraid to ask you on a date so im trying to impress you with my historical facts (bc i obviously lived it) while in the museum but i don’t seem to be getting much anywhere and im rlly nervous bc youre rlly beautiful and yeah i know this whole forbidden love shit with the whole immortal and human thing but dating is harmless right?? and besides im not gonna rip your throat out from the thirst of your blood this isn’t twilight im offended at the shit in that movie who the fuck shimmers??? i cant even talk about that abomination but i can control myself im not an animal i’ve been around for hundreds of years- and yet im still terrified to ask you on a date.. im a pathetic vampire just love me pls im lonely and dead inside. literally.”
You know what's funny to think about?
  • What tags were like before a certain fandom came along.
  • Let's take a few for example.
  • Before Homestuck, 'trolls' was probably all stumpy little people with raging hair or those dolls.
  • Before Tokyo Ghoul, 'ghoul' was probably all just weird pictures of nightmare creatures with distorted figures.
  • Before Five Night's at Freddy's, 'purple guy' was probably all just people in purple bodysuits or people messing with aesthetics.
  • Before Undertale, 'skeletons' probably was just all about the skeleton war or aesthetic of some skeleton.

anonymous asked:

i command you to hurt blueberry. make him cry in pain. you cant stop until he's begging for mercy. ( hello yes i am mean anon )

No.no./no/
Viz…He couldnt hurt Blueberry!!
The small skeleton was everything he cared about, and the thought of hurting the energetic skelle made his soul /hurt/.
He couldnt do this command, he couldnt-

BZZT!

A small yelp is his reaction to the sharp pain, a hand going to his neck.
Before he can go to Blue, or have Blue come to him, he sends a bone flying straight at the anon who had sent the ask, the red bone shooting right threw them, splattering some red drops of crimson blood. And then viz is running home, letting out painfilled yelps everytime the collar shocks him, before locking himself in his room.

He had to do this. He was lossing HP due to the shock collar.

[Text]: ‘Blue, plz come over. pzlz im sorryy i need you to come over im sorry’
He’s already crying and he hadnt even hurt his boyfriend yet…

( @ambitiousblueberry // @imterribleatdrawing )

PAPYRUS: ANIKI LOOK I HAVE MORE POCKIES THAN YOU IN MY MOUTH I’M MORE SUGOI THAN YOU!!!!!!


well, I have decided to contribute to @nya-nyaouo officially Unofficial Undertale AU :D
Introducing, Weeabootale!

That little skeleton in the Middle is a my WIP, she just wanted to be included in the weeb!
Guess the Pockysticks Flavors!

Edit: Awe yes! Nya finally posted her weeabootale! I am so proud ;-;

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I’m feeling like a piece of worthless shit so I don’t know when the next batch of stuff is gonna be. I have quite a few ideas, but the difficult part is to find the will to even take the pen. 

One of those things is Undertale-related (yeah, I have not left the fandom, never will), so I thought I could share with you some of my favourite works I did last year.

Funny enough this is were the first things I did using no lineart at all. I guess undertale changed me further than I first thought. And yes, I am a total skeleton nerd