yes i am a skeleton

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The one petrolhead and anime parody tumblr would love

  • me: *never eats*
  • me: *sleeps two hours a night*
  • me: *is literally unable to do anything because of crippling anxiety*
  • me: *whole life is falling apart*
  • me: ok but i hope josh dun and tyler joseph ate a good breakfast this morning

skeleton-richard  asked:

Also I loved your Southern gothic Hamlet. I was just down South (the Lowcountry to be precise) and it was a great way of imagining it, and I'd just read Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil which is pretty Southern gothic too so ?? I don't even know what I was getting at but I guess that recent stuff helped me imagine the setting really vividly.

Ooooh, I’ve never read that! I’ll have to check it out. 

I’m really glad you’re enjoying it because the idea just sort of hit me over the head one day, and suddenly there was a playlist, and now I’m writing things for it… There’s going to be two more parts after this, the next one focusing on Ophelia, and then the last one on Horatio.

anonymous asked:

Underfell Papyrus with a blind S/O? Um, not sure what to say specifically, so whatever you wanna come up with

My first request here ooooo boy! I’m usually not good with unspecific requests, but I think i’ve got a good enough idea for this one ^^

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The great and terrible Papyrus had only come to the grocery store for some more tomato sauce. His supply has been MYSTERIOUSLY disappearing, and he suspected his brother might have something to do with it. Though mustard was the condiment of choice (He shuddered slightly at the mental image), Sans has previously resorted to other sources when he is low on his supply. Papyrus growled to himself as he shoved the large bottles of mustard into his basket with the newly acquired sauce. He took a large step to the right; prepared to return home as quickly as possible (these places were full of humans that did nothing but stare). He couldn’t be late for the newly established cooking lessons with Undyne. The human Frisk wanted nothing more than for them all to be ‘friends’ since there was no need to fight amongst themselves anymore. In a way, Papyrus would miss it; but the life Frisk had earned them on the surface didn’t sound so bad (Undyne, now not trying to dust him or take his old position as captain, was actually..dare he say it: fun to be around). At least his brother would be safe now; they have been trying to repair their damaged family relationship as well. Though Papyrus would never stop pushing his brother to do better; the lazybones still had duties to attend to; that hadn’t changed!

 Right, he was stepping to his right to go check out his collection of condiments when he ran into something short; stopping him with a gruff. He sneered down at a human with sunglasses and a strange red & white cane.

“Oh, i’m sorry! I was so distracted by your good looks, I couldn’t help but be drawn to you.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

“Actually, I was wondering where the ranch dressing was in this isle; they seemed to have moved it.” the human asked with a frown.

Papyrus, now over the initial surprise and refusing to acknowledge what the human had just told him, replied: “WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND OR JUST STUPID? YOU SHOULDN’T SPEAK SO FREELY TO THE FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD! ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS VERY PUBLIC STORE. FIGURE OUT THE LOCATION OF YOUR DESIRED CONDIMENT YOURSELF!”

The human just laughed, LAUGHED AT HIM. “Well, I would if I could, Mr. Captain! But I am actually blind, so I had no way of know who you were; I’m sorry if i’ve offended you! I hope the rest of your day gets better!”

 Papyrus remained silent as the human went around him and continued down the isle; were they feeling the bottles in an attempt to find what they were looking for??? He resisted the urge to facepalm at the situation and strode over to the human once more. He cleared his non-existent throat to get their attention.

“THE HUMAN AMBASSADOR WOULD BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED WITH ME IF I DID NOT ATTEMPT TO FORGIVE YOU, JUST THIS ONCE, FOR YOUR MISTAKE.”

 He reached up for the ranch dressing and put it into the human’s cart. The human somehow looked up at him (more like up and past his shoulder) and smiled the largest most sincere smile ever holy king asgore wtf. He was only doing this to keep a kinder representation of monsters; so they could someday be fully accepted into society, as was the plan the human Frisk had come up with. Peh, using pure kindness is something that only seems to work with Frisk (and now this human was almost suspiciously like Frisk). They even made flirtatious commentary like Frisk.

“Aye aye, Captain! My name is _____“ 

The human held their hand out for him to shake, which he did, reluctantly. 

“Are you a skeleton of some kind? Your hand feels an awful lot like bones!” So this human truly couldn’t see him, well..

“I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, FORMER CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND DIPLOMATIC BODYGUARD TO THE HUMAN AMBASSADOR FRISK. AND YES, I AM INDEED A SKELETON.”

Papyrus fidgeted on his feet, unsure how to put this. 

“SO, I WILL ALSO FORGIVE YOU FOR RUNNING INTO ME AND FOR YOUR INSOLENT METHOD OF APOLOGIZING! SINCE YOU HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING IN ADVANCE JUST WHO YOU HAD INSULTED.”

The human just continued to beam at him. “Well, thank you, great and terrible Papyrus! I’ll make sure to be more careful if I run into you again! Though I can’t make any promises.” The human then moved their sunglasses onto their head, and winked at him with their clouded-colored eyes. “Have a nice day then!” ANd with that, the human left the isle.

 Papyrus scoffed and grumbled to himself as he stood in the checkout line. He supposed the human _____ was just sucking up to him now to avoid his wrath. Or had heard of Frisk’s behavior on how they befriended us monsters, and was trying it out on one. BUT ALAS, this human would not charm him into a platonic friendship like Frisk had! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS WOULD NOT BE FOOLED BY  HUMAN _____’S CANOODLING! It would take more than flattering words this time around! But as he left the grocery store, he couldn’t stop his mind from picturing the that ridiculous smile. Perhaps he would ask Frisk if they knew this human. They were awfully similar, and Papyrus cease thinking of the encounter until he was crushing the hopes, and dreams of tomatoes everywhere with Undyne.

its 4 in the morning and I’m drawing Hamilton au for undertale aus…. I’ve drawn Red as Ham so far, I might post it, ehh. Next is Classic as Burr. eND ME

You know what's funny to think about?
  • What tags were like before a certain fandom came along.
  • Let's take a few for example.
  • Before Homestuck, 'trolls' was probably all stumpy little people with raging hair or those dolls.
  • Before Tokyo Ghoul, 'ghoul' was probably all just weird pictures of nightmare creatures with distorted figures.
  • Before Five Night's at Freddy's, 'purple guy' was probably all just people in purple bodysuits or people messing with aesthetics.
  • Before Undertale, 'skeletons' probably was just all about the skeleton war or aesthetic of some skeleton.

PAPYRUS: ANIKI LOOK I HAVE MORE POCKIES THAN YOU IN MY MOUTH I’M MORE SUGOI THAN YOU!!!!!!


well, I have decided to contribute to @nya-nyaouo officially Unofficial Undertale AU :D
Introducing, Weeabootale!

That little skeleton in the Middle is a my WIP, she just wanted to be included in the weeb!
Guess the Pockysticks Flavors!

Edit: Awe yes! Nya finally posted her weeabootale! I am so proud ;-;

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I’m feeling like a piece of worthless shit so I don’t know when the next batch of stuff is gonna be. I have quite a few ideas, but the difficult part is to find the will to even take the pen. 

One of those things is Undertale-related (yeah, I have not left the fandom, never will), so I thought I could share with you some of my favourite works I did last year.

Funny enough this is were the first things I did using no lineart at all. I guess undertale changed me further than I first thought. And yes, I am a total skeleton nerd

Bobby gets into an argument with our host (who is named Dorian, as in Dorian Gray)
  • Me: Can I fill Dorian's shoes with rice? Because I'm going to do that anyways
  • DM: He's standing up at the moment...
  • Me: I know, and I'm under the table.
  • Jay: You better crawl your ass to the other side, then.
  • Me: Yeah, and fill his shoes with rice.
  • DM: Are you really going to do that?
  • Me: Yes, I am.
  • Todd: Maybe the skeleton will follow you around the table. That'd be an interesting thing to watch.
  • Jon: I am going to ask to excuse myself to my cabin.
  • Me: You have a cabin?
  • Jon: He said we did.
  • Me: Oh, that's true. *to DM* Okay, I'm filling his shoes with rice.
  • Todd: What's the silverware like? Is this real silver or some shit?
  • DM: It's actually very nice.
  • Todd: Oh, okay.
  • Me: I took mine under the table with me, so I'm gonna take a page out of the ratfolks' book, take it, "This is mine now".
  • DM: You're currently filling his shoes with rice.
  • Me: I know, but I took it with me.
  • DM: Okay. He looks down at you, says, "I don't know why you're doing this."
  • Me: You're really weird and I felt like... this seemed necessary.
  • Dorian: Do you want to be locked up?
  • Me: Locked up? For what?
  • Dorian: You are not being very gracious.
  • Me: Well, I started throwing rice at him *gestures to Todd* and, um, well, I'm not very gracious at all, you can ask anybody.
  • Dorian: How about you go with my skeleton over there -
  • Me: I don't trust your skeletons. I don't like your skeletons, I'm sorry, they creep me out.
  • Dorian: Well, you can do that, or you can leave the ship.
  • Me: That sounds dangerous. I'm gonna go hang out with Symu now.
  • Dorian: That's not going with the skeleton.
  • Todd: Symu does not know her too well.
  • Dorian: You can go with the skeleton, or leave the ship.
  • Me: I am not going alone. I don't want to be alone with the skeleton.
  • Dorian: His name is Boris.
  • Me: That doesn't help, shockingly enough. I just don't like him very much. I'm sorry, it's just the whole skeleton thing.
  • Dorian: Well, maybe you should not have been filling my shoes with rice.
  • Me: I can go fill Symu's shoes with rice, if that makes you feel better.
  • Todd: I don't wear shoes.
  • Me: I'll stick rice between your toes then!
  • Dorian: I've given you two options. You can do one of the two, or you can... maybe I'll add a third: you can join and be a skeleton.
  • Me: I'm not related to you!
  • Dorian: That's not how family works here.
  • Me: I am officially creeped out.
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Oh you know, just mad sciencey stuff. And yes, I am crystallizing an entire rabbit skeleton.
#tylerthrasher #rabbit #skeleton #crystallized #tulsa #chemistry #alchemy

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