Captured by pirates, Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano and Padawan Learner Obi-Wan Kenobi lead their fellow prisoners to freedom. Now in possession of the very ship that boarded their own cruiser, and surrounded by the rest of the pirate fleet, Ahsoka Tano must strike a hard bargain with the pirate matriarch Mama Ohnaka if she and Obi-Wan want to make it back to Coruscant and the Jedi Temple in one piece.
Let’s hope this works, Ahsoka thought to herself as she stepped forward to face the viewing screen, noticing out of the corner of her eye Obi-Wan stepping up next to Hondo in case he decided to try anything foolish.
She wasn’t sure if Obi-Wan was fully capable of handling Hondo at fifteen but she didn’t have time to worry about that right now.
“I would like to propose an exchange, Mother Ohnaka,” Ahsoka said, holding open her hands. “You see, we both have something the other one wants. Your son’s pirates have control of my ship, and I have your son, his ship, and his crew.”
“You are a Jedi,” Mama Ohnaka snickered, waving a dismissive hand. “It is against your Code to harm an innocent like my precious little gorka berry.”
Obi-Wan frowned at that. “What is a gorka berry?”
Hondo rolled his eyes and leaned over to mutter to Obi-Wan. “A sweet fruit my mother favors above all others save peaches from Naboo. She thinks it is a charming nickname.”
“Hondo, I can hear you!” Mama Ohnaka shot back, her beady eyes narrowed at son. “Oh, what happened to my sweet little boy? Where did I go wrong? How could you have fallen prey to Jedi of all people! They do not know the value of credits! They do not even like credits!”
Obi-Wan and Hondo exchanged looks and wisely went silent.
“Mother Ohnaka,” Ahsoka interrupted what looked like the start of a long tirade against the Jedi with a forced, bright smile. “While it is true that we Jedi are taught to eschew the search for credits for credits’ sake, we do understand that there are some things that are worth more than credits.”
Mama Ohnaka scoffed at that. “Oh? Like what?”
Ahsoka activated her blade in a bright flash of blue and held it up to Hondo’s throat. “This.”
Ok but is Papaya still like technically alive, like is this just the inevitable truth that he will die some day, or is it canon that he died in his twenties or something?
It’s canon that he dies in his mid-late 20s yes. No way around it.
However it DOESN’T mean I’m going to stop drawing him haha people think that for some reason? I’m still going to draw a lot of happy Lucaya stuff (that happens before his death obvs) so like…don’t worry.
I might draw a few AUs (Alternate Universes) in which Papaya doesnt die and yknow KIDS. but. It’s not canon. ever. It’s just for funsies.
Just got home from school tbh so dis reply late asf bUT YES!!! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO DORKY JOCK BOYFRIENDS
The entire tourney team is gross and sweaty post-practice and Jay thinks it’s the perfect time to drape himself over Chad but “Jay you fucking STINK and I STINK and EVERYONE STINKS so if you don’t get off me I WILL SHIT ON YOUR LIFE”
Chad teaching Jay to waltz so they can dance together like Chad’s parents
And that means Chad grabs Jay and launches into impromptu dancing in the hallways and Mal always whips out her phone and films them and Jay wants to DIE of embarrassment but not really bc Chad is xoxoxoxo
Chad is hella strict about cleaning and Jay is pretty slob asf so when Chad pops into Jay and Carlos’s dorm he always straightens up a little & Carlos is used to it so he’ll scoot out his chair and lift his legs so Chad can vacuum under him but Jay is SPIRITUALLY AGAINST THE CLEANING THIS IS JAY, SON OF JAFAR, PHYSICALLY OBSTRUCTING CHAD FROM CLEANING
And Chad will try to remove Jay from the room but NO so they end up fighting and rolling around on the floor and Carlos is just taptaptaptaptap on his laptop in the background like smh boys
Lmao neither of them can do homework that great bc procrastinating and goofing off in class so Jay gets Evie to tutor them sometimes but Chad is like (sWEATz nervOUSly) and apologizes over everything including breathing weirdly
Chad taking Jay home for break and Jay having to adapt to awkwardly edging his way around mice skittering all over the place and waking up to songbirds at the windows
Jay & Chad running up to each other after a big win and slamming into each other & holding each other really tight and yelling GOOD JOB BABE I LOVE YOU I LOVE THIS WOW in each other’s ears
Post-practice shower buddies???? I think yes except Jay’s tryna get hot & heavy and Chad is like “We’re already hot bc it was like 47291048 degrees outside SHAMPOO ME U ABSOLUTE RADISH”
But they make out & stuff after they get clean probably in one of their rooms without the rest of the team there
Individually working with each other on the field on off-days in preparation for a tourney game ft. encouraging phrases like “YOU CAN DO IT BABE!!!! lmao but your techniQUE FUCKIN SUCKS LOSER DO IT AGAIN jk I love you”
Chad & Carlos running their mouths about all of Jay’s bad habits i.e. FUCKING TOSS YOUR SHIT IN THE TRASHCAN JAY & Jay coming in to a Son of Jafar Roast Session
That FUCKING RING was Chad’s and when they start dating Jay gives it back to him and Chad is like “okay when tf” but Jay is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and kisses him and puts it on the other dude’s finger and Chad really doesn’t care anymore
I, Katherine Parr, etc., lying on my death-bed, sick of body but of good mind and perfect memory and discretion, being persuaded and perceiving the extremity of death to approach me, give all to my married spouse and husband, wishing them to be a thousand times more in value than they are or been.
5 September 1548 – Catherine Parr, Queen Dowager, dies.