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Finding you

Originally posted by taesscripts

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Genre: Angst, fluff, smut

It has pretty much everything but there is a point where there will be smut so if you don’t fancy something like that you can just skip the part.

Description: Your cousin gave you a gift. It’s a pen, a pen that whatever you write upon your skin with it will also appear on your soulmate’s. Silly stuff, how can what you write with a stupid pen appear on your soulmate’s skin?

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Fake Chats #180
  • Namjoon: it's mother's day soon.
  • Yoongi: it's what?
  • Namjoon: on my international calender it says mother's day is coming soon.
  • Yoongi: okay?
  • Namjoon: well.
  • Yoongi: don't look at me like that. Leave me out of this.
  • Namjoon: so, how about flowers?
  • Hoseok: what about flowers?
  • Namjoon: for mother's day.
  • Hoseok: I should send my mom flowers?
  • Namjoon:
  • Jungkook: what do you need?
  • Namjoon: a cake.
  • Jimin: a cake?
  • Taehyung: we're having cake? Can it be ice cream cake?
  • Namjoon: and flowers. And maybe some balloons.
  • Jimin: what do we need flowers and balloons for?
  • Namjoon: mother's day.
  • Jungkook: what now?
  • Taehyung: I don't know about sending ice cream cake in the mail.
  • Namjoon:
  • Maknae line:
  • Namjoon: never mind.
  • Seokjin: Joonie, did you leave this nice letter for me?
  • Namjoon: happy mother's day.
  • Seokjin: happy what now?
  • Namjoon: it's just a holiday that could be celebrated t celebrate people we appreciate so yeah, I wrote you a letter.
  • Seokjin:
  • Namjoon: do you like it?
  • Seokjin: you think of me as...your mom?
  • Namjoon: no! Just as like, the mom of the group.
  • Seokjin: you think of me as.. a mom?
  • Namjoon: uh...
  • Seokjin: or you just wanted an excuse to show me affection and appreciation.
  • Namjoon:
  • Seokjin:
  • Namjoon: yes.
  • Yoongi: how did Jin-hyung like your letter?
  • Namjoon:
  • Hoseok: what letter?
  • Yoongi: for mother's day.
  • Hoseok: Namjoon thinks of Jin-hyung as his mom?
  • Namjoon: no!
  • Yoongi: he just wanted an excuse to show him all his love.
  • Hoseok: ohhh. That makes sense.
  • Namjoon: sometimes I think I need a new family.
  • Seokjin: don't you dare leave me!
  • Namjoon: I wouldn't! Never!
  • Yoongi: you're more hopeless than Kookie.
  • Andrew: Okay, we're about to enact "Operation Smoke Out the (Frustratingly Attractive) Mole that is Neil (FUCKING) Josten" written, choreographed by, and dedicated to yours truly. Any questions?
  • Nicky (flipping through a thick packet): Yeah, I was wondering about the part you make me buy the hated party an outfit that is, quote, "black and torn like my soul"?
  • Andrew: Point denied.
  • Aaron: I'm not understanding why we don't just beat the shit out of him????
  • Andrew (playing with the cap to his meds): Oh, so it's fine when it's YOUR suggestion...BLOCKED.
  • Kevin: So, this part where we take him out for ice cream, its intended purpose is to lull Neil into a false sense of security, correct?
  • Andrew (sweats): Yes...that is the most correct. All part of the plan (and not my fantasy)
  • Nicky (attempting to write in a makeout with Neil into the packet): And your ultimate goal is to interrogate him successfully in a loud and crowded nightclub while he's delirious and you're off your meds but also we're kinda drunk too. Then the following morning we go out for brunch. Am I on the right track?
  • And that's how Nicky was voted out of the family (despite it being a 1-2 vote).

The Twilight Saga Meme: [2/3] Couples- Alice & Jasper

“She was there- expecting me, naturally.” He chuckled once. “She hopped down from the high stool at the counter as soon as I walked in and came directly toward me.”

“It shocked me.  I was not sure if she meant to attack. That’s the only interpretation of her behavior my past had to offer. But she was smiling. And the emotions that were emanating from her were like nothing I’d ever felt before.”

“’You’ve kept me waiting a long time,’ she said.”

I didn’t realize Alice had come to stand behind me again.

“And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, ‘I’m sorry, ma’am.’” Alice laughed at the memory.

Jasper smiled down at her. “You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.”

I have watched every single episode of The 100 at least four times now (some episodes as many as seven times) and each time I did a rewatch, I tried to do something new for it. This time I did a couple things, but one of them was that I made note of every single moment between Bellamy and Clarke that served absolutely no purpose in moving the plot forward except to progress their relationship or provide hints towards them possibly becoming romantic. So, basically, this post is about all of the times that there was a Bellarke moment that’s sole purpose was to get us onboard the Bellarke ship, and nothing more.

There are a lot. Hopefully by the time I’m through this post, no one will be doubting that the writers want us to ship this couple.

(Note: some moments I debated over but decided that they could have a plot-purpose besides Bellarke so decided not to include them. That doesn’t meant that they aren’t romantic - they just mean that romance isn’t their only purpose.)

Anyway, this post is long, so it’s going under the cut - please do read on if you have any doubts about Bellarke. :)

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Am I the only one who don't think that Julian will be a villain in book 3?

*This post contains spoilers obviously, so don’t read below this if you don’t want to be spoiled!

I mean, it is still a possibility that he will be a villain, but I’ve been thinking a lot about it (thanks, book hangover!) and come up with 3 reasons why I didn’t think Julian would be a villain :

1. Firstly, it would be too predictable! I’m pretty sure everyone who has read LoS will think that Julian is going to be a villain. But guys, it’s Cassandra Clare we’re talking about. She’s probably the queen of surprise. And if Julian does cross the line, then there’s only 2 paths left for him : either he died or he became something like Darth Vader.

2. “The wound is the place where the Light enters you” Familiar with this quote? It was mentioned not once, but twice in LoS–once in dedication page, and once in the scene where Emma was looking through photographs in London Institute (if I remember correctly). Okay, maybe the one in the dedication page doesn’t have anything to do with the plot, but I feel like this quote will describe Julian in QoAaD. Maybe Livvy’s death won’t bring the worst of him, but rather change him to be better? It seems unlikely, yes, but again, it’s Cassie we’re talking about. I also want to point out that Cassie write that quote again in her answer when someone ask how QoAaD is compared to LoS (it’s pretty recent, I think, just scroll through her tumblr).

3. Remember, Livvy is not the only sibling that Julian has. It would make sense for him to go desperate if Livvy is all he has, but he still has 5 other siblings whom he loves dearly. He’s not exactly in the position of “have nothing to lose”. Julian isn’t an idiot, he would know that if he does something, it wouldn’t just impact him, but it would impact his family too. They all could be punished for something he did, and I don’t think he want that.

I’d love to know what everyone think, whether your agree or not!

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Happy International Women’s Day!

Throwback to when I was travelling in the U.S and was blessed enough to be able to take part in the New York City Women’s March.

A little story: a friend I was travelling with didn’t understand why I wanted to be involved. “You aren’t American” she said. She then went on to make a comment and I quote “oh, you are a feminist… right?” The word feminist said with a sense of distaste. I believe in equality between all sexes. So yes, I am a proud feminist. I put on my “Meryl Streep is better than you” shirt (obviously a dig at a certain little orange man) and walked and joined in on the chants.

I am not only a proud feminist but I am a proud woman.

Lost the ask because the damned thing deleted my post. But @skelltales asked how the UF and SF bros would react to their crush accidentally losing their bra/shorts while swimming.
Hope this is okay~

Minor NSFW? Nothing too explicit for this.

UNDERFELL -

Sans -
That’s a whole lot of nothing you got on there, babe. Red is very much turned on. Clothes off? Cock is hard.
Prepare to be taken to the bathroom and fucked. (As long as it’s consensual of course! Red doesn’t rape people.)
But yeah you aren’t getting your clothes back.

Papyrus -
PUT YOUR CLOTHING BACK ON THIS INSTANT.
Edge knows it was an accident. But that doesn’t stop him from giving you a lecture about how to properly clothe yourself so it doesn’t fall off of you.
Eventually his little crush slips and he demands that you date him.
No one refuses the great and terrible Papyrus!

SWAPFELL -

Sans -
DATEMATE THAT ISNT SOMETHING YOU DO IN PUBLIC!
Oh shit did that just slip out? In his head, Black has been calling you that for weeks now. Though he’d never admit it to you or himself.
He’d just throw your clothing at you and flusteredly exit the water. In the end there would be some kind of conversation about your situation romantically. He asks you out it’s your choice to accept or decline. (Though he might flip his shit if you decline. Say yes.)

Papyrus -

His highness is fully nude in front of him.. Rough’s first reaction is to cover you, so no one else sees you like that. Then he’ll silently help reclothe you and carry you out of the water (all while a blush is taking over his entire face.) Even if you protest his help, he’ll insist. The one thing he’s truly adamant about is, quote, “Helping people he loves.”
Once it slips that he loves you in any sense of the word, you demand him to explain and then his feelings for you come out.
You might have to make the first move but after that he’ll devote his life to you.

anonymous asked:

How do you decide which submissions to actually post? Do you do all of them or do you have a criteria that needs to be filled?

In a sense, yes. If I don’t post something it’s because: 

- It’s already been posted (most common reason)

- It makes so sense whatsoever

- It implies homophobia, racism, rape, etc.

- It’s pornographic

If I’ve ever not posted anything that’s none of the above, it’s because it’s either not gone through or it’s gotten lost and accidentally deleted. 

Hope this helps :)

More theories/reasons why Ali has always been -A

• She said something like her secrets stay hidden until she wants them found.
- uhmm?? Didn’t that how the first few seasons go? Them “finding” Ali’s hiding places. it seems to me like she planted them – but why would she want them to find those things? What’s the point? How could she foretell she was going to be missing?

You can easily argue that she may have planned to run away beforehand, but why leave clues? Isnt the point of running away, not wanting to be found? Or maybe she planned to run away from -A beforehand and was so scared something might happen to her so she left clues for the girls to find that mysterious stalker — but then again if she’s really on the Liars’ side and want them to find -A, why didn’t she tell them who the blackmailer was? She told hanna she knew who it was but never told them when she had so many opportunities

THE ANSWER WAS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF US ALL ALONG. THEY’VE SHOWN US FROM THE BEGINNING.

• Ali planned to run away (leaving diaries, keys, etc) = was that the only thing she planned?
• weird quotes like she wants to die young, leave a beautiful corpse, etc. and what happens??? She “dies young”
- speaking of Young, before Mona fake died she called aria to say ALI LURED BETHANY TO ROSEWOOD. to fake her death she obviously would’ve needed a body.

Yes i know allegedly mona wanted to fake her death and pin it on Ali but then got kidnapped. BUT LISTEN. This doesn’t make sense to me.
1) she was gonna have a good future, going to a good college, and she clearly loved her mom even speaking to her with no hints before the “fake death” so why would she risk all that?
You could say that because she’s not mentally stable and her hatred for Ali was so deep but this brings me to the next point
2) IF she really planned on pinning it on Ali, i love how -A (supposedly cece that time) kidnaps her at the right time — did she know her plan? Or just coincidentally kidnapped her first before she could actually do it

Whichever it was, i don’t buy it. If Cece knew her plan and wanted to stop Mona from pinning her “beloved sister/cousin”, she did the exact opposite – by how smart Cece was portrayed, she would’ve known there were cameras. So why didn’t she at least put on a wig to not look similar to Ali? To divert the cops completely?

Same thing if Cece really just wanted to kidnap her, why not have put on a wig or a disguise to not get Ali blamed? As she claimed to want to protect Alison

My far fetched theory is that Ali wanted to get pinned for her murder to be put in jail, so that when the girls get kidnapped she wouldn’t be suspected of being involved as she was in prison — completely ruling her out as -A/kidnapper. One purpose of the dollhouse was introducing them to Charles, making them believe they’re closer to learning the identity of -A — i’m pretty sure “A” never planned to kill them or lock them inside forever. It was all part of the plan for Ali to find their location. Again, making us/the Liars rule her out as A.

• also it’s kinda weird how all the Liars’ parents think Alison is capable of hurting people more than with just words – i mean all we know that they know, is that she was a 15-year old bully. They don’t even know about the Jenna thing.

I think one of them even said something along the lines of we know what Alison dilaurentis is capable of.

What do they know?


• Cece said she targeted the Liars because they were happy Ali was gone.

BUT it doesn’t make sense??? I think this would’ve fit better if it were Ali’s motive. Like for example :
After running away to get her wish of dying young, being popular in life and death, expecting people to mourn for her and all that and being remembered but then she sees her friends living a seemingly better life without her. She’d be furious

• Cece and Ali were shown to have always played games before, that they were partners-in-crime.

I could see Charlotte taking the fall for everything (knowing she would only be put into a facility), if it meant Ali could continue their sick game – which is why Ali stayed behind 5 years for her. They wanted to resume the game.

Note that if Cece = Ali’s cousin is true then more reasons why Charlotte would’ve done that as she was her only family left (besides estranged Mary)

• in the Dollhouse, why the fuck would Charles put blocks that would’ve given out his name??? Everyone knew Spencer was smart so -A knew she would’ve figured it out. Obviously -A wanted her to know — to hide Ali’s real identity and distract them by giving them another’s name? To put the seed of their plan to have Cece as Charles confess as -A?

• Also in the dollhouse, its probably just me pushing it but i saw Mona dressed up as Alison as a metaphor for MONA DISGUISING AS ORIGINAL A. She was said to be the first A but if it were really Alison, then she was really “dressing up” as Alison. (Did that make sense? I suck at explaining lmao)

• WE SAW HER PAY OFF CYRUS. TO BACK UP HER LIE.

That should’ve been a big red flag already !!!!! That scene screamed she hasn’t changed. Also why did she even make up the kidnapping story? So she wouldn’t talk about -A to the police !!! Because they would find holes in her story.

• During the pilot, something happened like the girls looking for Ali, scared and all, only to find her playing a prank on them. UHM FORESHADOWING??? thats the whole show, i swear.

• during the First Secret, something like that happened again. She hired someone to fake attack her (but apparently noel couldn’t make it but irrelevant to the theory), to see how far the girls would go look for her and to how much risk are they willing to jump for her. Seemed like a test trial for the -A game.

Maybe it’s called the First Secret because it’s the first (pre)- AGame Ali played on them.

• she told Hanna it was fun for her to play someone else or something.
Hence, Vivian darkbloom and switching personalities with Cece, etc.
Who says -A isn’t one of her alternate personas?

• jenna always repeating “you shouldn’t be afraid of me, i’m not Alison.”

Jenna was always the red herring especially after the last episode of 7a i think it’s confirmed she’s not uber A


Some of these are already shoved in our faces since season 1 (of course some are still just theories), they’re literally just adding things to confuse us to rule out Ali (like Rollins, Mary) but it really comes back to Alison. A FREAKING D are the initials, like they want us to think it’s not Ali because it’s too obvious – but that’s the whole show. It was already obvious in season 1 but we said nah too easy.

IT’S ALISON’S SHOW, but not because it’s all about her family, or her fake death or her secrets. BUT it’s because she calls the shots on what would happen next, she’s the one who wrote the entire thing.

Think about it. She loved mysteries. She was the one to lay out clues, she made them solve her fake death, she appears out of nowhere just to say mysterious ass quotes that don’t answer anything they need, she kept doing things to move the story forward. Even SOS-ing them that brought them to kill and bury someone.


-AGame seems to be like a huge power trip and we clearly see Alison playing people like puppets. Even during that fight with Spencer “that night”, she said they were nothing without her and honestly, they really were her dolls back in the flashbacks. She knew how to play them to get exactly what she wants. She feeds off having power over them, over everyone around her. Who knows maybe because she doesn’t have any control about her fucked up family – maybe it drives her crazy that her own mother was the one to teach and encourage her to lie, that her parents cheat on eachother, that jessica had an affair that resulted into another sibling and who knows how many more, that her mom had a secret twin in radley, that for god knows what reason ur mom spoils some girl in a mental facility, i can go on and on about how messed up her family is.

But yes, i could see how all that could have affected Ali resulting her bad behavior maybe even to the point where she has the need to control everyone – being -A.

It’s been a while now. You came back. But not directly towards me. Now my head is racing. I don’t know what I’m thinking. But I’m done. I don’t have any feelings towards you anymore. I’ve moved on. And to be honest, I am really better off without you. You haven’t bothered to check up on me ever since we stopped talking. Yes, it doesn’t make sense. But it just hurts to see how you never really cared all along. And now, you’re playing with me. You deliberately try to get my attention by befriending my friends and talking to them in front of me; like it’s some secret way of getting back to me. But you know what? I’m done. I’ve said it a thousand times. I really am done. I’m not mad at you but I’m not happy. My feelings are numb and neutral. I feel nothing. The memories, they’ve faded. I’ve realised that there are better people out there that do care about me and do value and most importantly, respect me as much as I respect them. So here is it, I’m done. For real.
—  H.Z. (ventwithhope)

anonymous asked:

Hiya! real talk: for me the biggest mystery about destiel is how the antis keep saying it is not a real thing on the show but it's still one of the biggest ships to ever exist? I don't mind at all when others don't ship my ship but to say it isn't there? do you have an explanation why the ship became so big and so many fans individually shipped it, why would they if there is nothing there at all??

Hey! :) 

‘Why did this thing become such a huge thing, when the anti people keep claiming that it’s not even a thing at all on the show?’

Or the everlasting question: Is Destiel even a thing, or is a large part of the fandom just making the thing up? Which is a good question, but the answer is fairly simple when you look at the bigger picture. :p

Did one person at the beginning of the fandom just go “ah yes, Dean and Castiel, that is the future, you all should ship them, and it shall be one of the most talked about ships on the internet, because I’m starting the hype”. And then we all just followed like blind sheep and made it happen. 

Yeah, no. That’s not quite how it works, because it’s not going to grow that big (or last that long) when there isn’t actual material to back it up. 

How did it get so big? If it isn’t there? Or is it there? Story time! I’m actually going to quote myself here because typing the same thing twice makes no sense, and is quite frankly exhausting. 

From your ask I assume that you watch Supernatural, but let’s say you have a friend who doesn’t watch it. Said friend doesn’t know what the show is about, and doesn’t know anything about any of the characters in it.

Now you tell aforementioned friend about the show as it ACTUALLY is, only altering one little detail. So you tell them:

‘There’s this TV show that I like. In this show there is this young man named Dean, who makes a deal with a demon to save his little brother’s life, and ends up in hell because of it. Eventually, Dean gets rescued by the angel Cassandra. The reason Cassandra raised Dean from perdition is because God commanded it, seeing as the angels on this show don’t have any emotions whatsoever, don’t feel like humans do, and are merely programmed to follow the orders of the Heavenly host.

But the moment Dean and Cassandra first meet, all of this suddenly changes. Cassandra soon starts to feel, and starts caring about Dean. Caring turns into caring deeply, and ends in Cassandra turning her back on Heaven, rebelling, and even killing some of her own brothers and sisters in the process, then telling Dean that she did all of it for him.

Dean, who never had faith in God, or Heaven, or angels, still doesn’t have faith in any of that, but he now does have faith in this one angel, Cassandra. He trusts Cassandra, he prays to Cassandra (even though praying is begging in Dean’s book, and he hates that), and as the show moves on Cassandra grows away from Heaven, and closer to Dean.

Cassandra and Dean are separated on several occasions, and the odds are always against them, but even when Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory try to keep them apart, they always find their way back to each other. They both make bad decisions, mistakes, and there are cases of betrayal, but in the end they always forgive and forget, because they simply can’t stay away from one another.

Several times, Cassandra has died. Whenever Dean thinks he’s lost her, Dean gets depressed, has endless nightmares about losing her, even hallucinates seeing her, and turns to alcohol in order to keep going on with his life. They’re pretty much miserable without each other, as it shows on the actual show.
The bond they have is strong enough to break through any kind of mind control.

Every single one of their friends/enemies know that Cassandra and Dean are each other’s weakness, and use it against them at times. Long story short: Cassandra is willing to give up everything, even her wings, only for Dean, and we’ve reached a point in the show where Dean is in a position where he has to trust Cassandra with his life, and he easily does so.

As a side note: It’s not uncommon for Dean to tell Cassandra that he needs her to be with him, and it’s not uncommon for Cassandra to watch Dean sleep.’

Interesting, isn’t it? Do you hear what it sounds like when you summarize the actual story of Dean and Castiel as it is, even without changing anything or deliberately making it sound more romantic?

Now you go ahead and ask your friend what kind of story this is, and what kind of relationship they think that Dean and Cassandra have. I can guarantee you that there is a 90% chance that your friend will tell you: “DOH, they’re in love with each other, it’s a story about star crossed lovers, and that angel is so whipped.”

Then tell your friend that you lied. Tell them that you changed one tiny aspect, even though the rest of what you told them is true to what happened on the show. Tell them that the angel is a male named Castiel, not a female named Cassandra.

That’s the only thing you changed. And depending on your friend, there are different kinds of reactions you could get to this one, but the fact remains; It is what it is.

And that is all there is to it. 

Originally, this was a reply that I gave to someone who asked about queerbaiting and what it is, and how it works. I told them; one of the biggest red flags is when a story between two characters of the same gender, would be seen as unequivocally romantic to most of the audience if one of the two were to be replaced with someone of the opposite gender. When you actually write it out, it’s easy to see whether or not this applies to your ship.

Sadly, that is the case with Destiel. It’s one of the most obvious cases ever when it comes to this… you think it is a love story, because it is one. And that is what people are looking for when watching a show; love stories or relationships that are original and interesting. This applies to Destiel to such a degree that even straight people (who aren’t necessarily looking for representation) picked up on it because it so blatantly is a love story, and people in general enjoy those.

And because Destiel clearly fits the profile, everyone who isn’t necessarily blinded by their heteronormativity goggles (or by irrational hate), will at least see that something (a lot) is there. 

That is why the ship attracts so many fans. That’s why it has been the most reblogged ship for years in a row, why it has tons of fanfiction, fanart, and a giant fanbase.

Of course it helps that he actors have great chemistry, and even won an award for that. Can’t sell a story when the actors don’t back it up, after all. 

But long story short; you are watching a forbidden love story, about two fictional characters that fell in love even though their writers probably didn’t want them to. 

And this is why it is a thing, a big thing. The writers and showrunners are the ones who decide which stories they want to tell, but in the end, the fans will decide which stories matter most to them and thus will live on for years and years after a show ends. The fact that so many of them picked this story, says it all.

Even if it never goes canon, it doesn’t get more canon than this, because aside from a missing kiss, their journey easily rivals every love story every told. And that’s what made it big.

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Criminal Minds Appreciation Week, Day 3 - OTP

I started this shipping manifesto back during season 6 or 7 and then didn’t touch it until about a week ago, so because of that, as well as some issues I have with character fluctuation in later seasons, most of this is based on s1-5.

Sections include:
- General
- Episode Specific
- Superficial
- Myths about characterization*

(*I hate that I feel the last section is necessary, but I have been in fandom long enough to see way too many “I don’t ship this because of [untrue statement about character]” or “I ship this because of [really offensive stereotype]” posts, so it seemed necessary)

I understand if you don’t ship Morgan/Reid, but I do ask that you please respect those who do. I’m happy to discuss various points, but only if you are respectful. I’ve tried to put this under a read more, but tumblr’s kinda inconsistent as to whether or not that works; my apologies if it doesn’t.

Special shoutout to lilijuliet who looked it over and added a few more things from later seasons.

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anonymous asked:

What's your favorite TRB quote

i just. okay i’m so glad u asked this i just finished rereading it and underlined my favorite parts so here we go.

also       i dont have just one favorite i have like 100 here goes

  • “Through the open car door, Adam and Gansey exchanged the briefest of looks. Adam’s knitted eyebrows asked, Did you find anything? and Gansey’s widened eyes replied, You tell me.”      THESE BOYS ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THEIR EYES I HATE THEM
  • The way Gansey saw it was this: If you had a special knack for finding things, it meant you owed the world to look.
  • If it had a social security number, Ronan had fought with it.”
  • There were two Ganseys: the one who lived inside his skin, and the one Gansey put on in the morning when he slid his wallet into the back pocket of his chinos.”
  • When she looked at the stars, something tugged at her, something that urged her to see more than stars, to make sense of the chaotic firmament, to pull an image from it. But it never made sense.”
  • ok yes im realizing now all these quotes are characterization and not actual dialogue buT HEAR ME OUT
  • At night, Henrietta felt like magic, and at night, magic felt like it might be a terrible thing.”
  • “’I don’t have a brother, maa’m,’ Adam replied. But Blue saw his eyes dart to Gansey.”
  • “When Gansey was polite, it made him powerful. When Adam was polite, he was giving power away.”
  • oh, and my personal favorite: “What fresh hell is this?” Gansey asked pleasantly.
  • “’If you keep saying things like “man-child”, we’re done,’ Ronan said. ‘Hey, man. Don’t let it get you down. Once your balls drop, that beard’ll come in great. Like a fucking rug. You eat soup, it’ll filter out the potatoes. Terrier style. Do you have hair on your legs? I’ve never noticed.’” thanks ronan asshole lynch luv u 
  • “Something stuck in Gansey’s chest. ‘I would take all of you anywhere with me.’”
  • “Ronan didn’t need physics. He could intimidate even a piece of plywood into doing what he wanted.”
  • “’You haven’t been a dependent since you were four. You went straight from kindergarten to old man with a studio apartment.’” shoutout to helen gansey for this dick iii drag 
  • also shoutout to helen my girl for “’Listen to you, sounding all badass. I bet you’re just listening to a CD called “Sounds of Crime” while you cruise around for chicks outside of the Old Navy in your Camaro.’”
  • “…and they were loud and triumphant and kings of Henrietta, because they’d found the ley line and because it was starting, it was starting.”
  • “’This,’ Gansey replied, ‘is precisely why I didn’t want to have a baby with you.’”
  • “They were explorers, scientists, anthropologists of historical magic. This was what they wanted.”
  • “Blue tried not to look at Gansey’s boat shoes; she felt better about him as a person if she pretended he wasn’t wearing them.”
  • “’Gansey! This is the countryside. Where bees live!’”
  • “Whatever Gansey was to them, it was bulletproof.”
  • “They were always walking away from him. But he never seemed able to walk away from them.”
  • “’Crushed and broken,’ Gansey said. ‘Just the way women like ‘em.’”
  • “Being Adam Parrish was a complicated thing, a wonder of muscles and organs, synapses and nerves. He was a miracle of moving parts, a study in survival.”                                                                                     

yourenotashadowyouwontfade  asked:

"Yes it is a pun off nightmare, deal with it." He said. "It does make sense for me because I do have the powers of sleep and dream manipulation." He explained. "I know it is going to be so much fun mess with you." He teases smirking.

“Gee I can’t fucking wait for that.” Knives huff, already getting annoyed by Natemare. “I don’t know who’s worse. You or the glitch.”

“̶̰͍̈M̸̟̈́y̴͖̣͂ ̴̟͉̐ṅ̸͓a̴̫̥̍͑m̴͍̀͗e̸̲͂͐ ̴̙̜̀̚i̵̬͙̐͝ṣ̶̓̍ ̴̞͎̈́̑Ḛ̷̈̈́R̶͇̃R̶̡̗̊̿O̷͕̅͘R̵̙̋.̶̜̒̾"̵̱͋ said glitch snaps.

Knives holds his arms out and looks around before looking at Error. “Look at all the fucks I give!”

How You Spend Friday Nights

Originally posted by mtv

Originally posted by myloveisjoe-sugg

Originally posted by whovian182


REQUESTED

Request:Could you do an imagine where Derek walks in on you and Stiles having a really steamy make out session and he gets super angry and wolfs out and everything? Xx

Pairing:Stiles x Reader, Derek x Family!Reader 

Fandom:Teen Wolf

Author:jeffdavisspawn


Friday was absolutely,positively your favorite day. Maybe it was because that was the end of the hectic school week or maybe because it was Vampire Diaries night or maybe because you got to make out with your insanely hot boyfriend. You were especially excited for this Friday because Derek,your crazy protective brother aka the reason you have to keep your boyfriend a secret, was out of town with his girlfriend,Braeden. No one knew about your relationship.Not even Scott McCall aka your’s and Stiles’ best friend. You guys were like spies in a way. You promised each other that in order to keep this secret, you mustn’t interact with each other unless it’s completely platonic. And believe me, it was hard. You may wondering how this even started. I mean, how does one fall for Stiles Stilinski? Well, I fell hard and fast.


“What do you mean ‘I’m going to school’?”, you said as Derek walked down the stairs of his apartment.

“(Y/N),you’re 17. It’s like a law for you to go to school.”,Derek rebutted.

“Well,yeah, that would make sense except I’ve never been school and you, yes, you Derek, were the one who said, and I quote ‘You have me. You don’t need some fancy education’ ”, you said sarcastically.

“Well,things have changed!”, said Derek.

“What? What ‘things’ have changed?”, you asked.

All of a sudden the door screeched open and two boys stumbled out of it. And though there were two boys, your eyes fell upon the more skinny, pale one. You looked into his hazel eyes and time stopped. You felt like at any second you could turn into jelly. Nothing mattered and the stress and negativity inside of you alleviated until it was like a feather in air. What you didn’t know is that Stiles felt the exact same way.


After that feelings began to build until you couldn’t take it anymore. You remember the night perfectly because it was probably one of most fulfilling and embarrassing moments of your life. You were literally rambling and truly desperately to put your feelings and emotions into words.

So back to Friday night, Stiles came over to your house where you had takeout set up. But Stiles had other plans. In a matter of seconds, Stiles Stilinski had managed to convince you to drop any plans you had and change to more physical pleasures.Lips on lips. Hands in hair. Bodies on beds. You guys were in the middle of a pretty steamy makeout session when the door squeaked open and your brother freaked out. He went full wolf. Red eyes. Claws. Heightened skills.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!”

“Derek! No,no! Don’t do that!”

Maybe this Friday wouldn’t turn out to be your favorite.


[Mr. and Mrs Dare have just received a phone call from Rachel stating that she will not be returning at the end of the summer. Mr. Dare is not taking this well.]

Mr. Dare(Storming up and down the living room): I did not raise my daughter to be kidnapped by a bunch of left wing Greek cultists!

Mrs. Dare(Looking up from a glass of wine): YOU didn’t raise her, Walter. I did. You were at the office, remember?

Mr. Dare(Rounding on her): I was at the office for YOU. For HER. I had plans for that girl!

Mrs Dare(Putting her glass down with a little more force than necessary): Oh, Walt, for once in her life she has real friends! Let her follow her heart!

Mr. Dare(Incredulous): Follow her heart?! That’s insane!

Mrs. Dare: Well, maybe insanity is underrated.

Mr. Dare(As though just to clarify): Let me get this straight- your daughter, your ONLY daughter, wants to spend the rest of the year with a group of people who talk to horses, eat tin, and run around New York with medieval weapons- and you’re okay with all that?

Mrs. Dare(Massaging her temples): If it makes her happy, then yes.

Mr. Dare(Flatly): Well. You had better come to your senses soon, or, I’m going to have to take steps.

Mrs. Dare(Narrowing her eyes): Good idea. Why don’t you start by taking steps outside? 

Mr. Dare: What?

Mrs Dare(Standing up and pointing at the door): You want to act like a tool? GO SLEEP IN THE SHED.

Types as dumb things people do on Tumblr

Since I won’t be here to respond for a bit, I AM NOT SAYING THAT ALL PEOPLE OF THIS TYPE DO THESE THINGS, NOR THAT PEOPLE WHO DO THESE THINGS ARE DEFINITELY A CERTAIN TYPE, NOR THAT I AM NOT GUILTY OF SOME OF THESE. I WILL TAG THIS AS ‘SARCASM.’ IF YOU STILL FAIL TO GET THIS, I CANNOT SAVE YOU FROM YOUR OWN FAILURE AND STUPIDITY.

ESTJ: Asking other people on anon to change their blog rather than just unfollowing

ISTJ: Correcting thebootydiaries’s grammar

INTJ:  Trying to trigger people instead of just fucking minding their own goddamn business

ENTJ: Those weird ads that attempt to look like memes and yet make zero sense (yes I read the post about that, it was really good, it’s still a dumb thing to do)

ESFJ: reblogging obvious unverified hoaxes while saying ‘SIGNAL BOOST’

ISFJ: only creating original content that consists of quoting other memes and tagging it as #incorrect X quotes

INFJ: failing to get sarcasm (META)

ENFJ:  respond to a post praising a particular, often underrepresented group by saying that the praise applies to all groups

ESTP: calling out people for unfollowing them even though the people who will see that post will mainly be people who still follow them

ISTP: Vagueposting (you think this is an Fi thing, but Fi doms do that shit on Facebook under their real names)

INTP: starting arguments for no reason other than boredom

ENTP: Anything involving the sexualization of Pepe

ESFP: reblogging the color of the sky post

ISFP: Posting about injustices saying that the news media will never say this, even though it happened 20 minutes ago and is only known through unverified Yik Yaks

INFP: Dashcon 2014*

ENFP: #pale #grunge #hipster #aesthetic #teen #relatable #pale aesthetic #soft grunge #teen hipster #i only like pizza and like 2 people #follow friday #sinning #gpoy #selfie #omg #soft communism #friends #frands #fronds #full communism #makeup #goals #squad #squad goals #squid goals #squid aesthetic #cthulhu rlyeh fhtagn #soft elder god aesthetic communism #relatable apocalypse #tag your ocs as pale hipster squid squads rising from the waters of the elder god aesthetic into full communism

*fun fact: when Dashcon 2014, aka the original one, was in the works, I lived a few hours from Schaumburg, IL and I had previously seen a Nightvale live show and really liked it, so I was seriously considering getting a day pass to go to that show until I looked up what Dashcon actually was and decided against it. I have rarely felt so justified in my decisions.

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SRKajol + Makings of / Bloopers

Kajol: "Shah Rukh Khan and I share a close friendship that translates onto the screen. We have such fun working together. He has a great sense of humour.“
[…]
“I would love to do all my films with him!”

Shah Rukh: “We have a lot of fun with each other on and off the sets. I never really imagined that working with her could be so much fun!”
[…]
“If Kajol will say ‘YES’, I’ll love to have her in every film of me.”