yes all the quotes makes sense


► • • MLeditorappreciationweek: Day 6 → Dialogue/Typography.

Get ready, here comes the rising tide.

Special mention: @taeyanq for the gif resources!!

Finding you

Originally posted by taesscripts

Words: 5992

Genre: Angst, fluff, smut

It has pretty much everything but there is a point where there will be smut so if you don’t fancy something like that you can just skip the part.

Description: Your cousin gave you a gift. It’s a pen, a pen that whatever you write upon your skin with it will also appear on your soulmate’s. Silly stuff, how can what you write with a stupid pen appear on your soulmate’s skin?

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Fake Chats #180
  • Namjoon: it's mother's day soon.
  • Yoongi: it's what?
  • Namjoon: on my international calender it says mother's day is coming soon.
  • Yoongi: okay?
  • Namjoon: well.
  • Yoongi: don't look at me like that. Leave me out of this.
  • Namjoon: so, how about flowers?
  • Hoseok: what about flowers?
  • Namjoon: for mother's day.
  • Hoseok: I should send my mom flowers?
  • Namjoon:
  • Jungkook: what do you need?
  • Namjoon: a cake.
  • Jimin: a cake?
  • Taehyung: we're having cake? Can it be ice cream cake?
  • Namjoon: and flowers. And maybe some balloons.
  • Jimin: what do we need flowers and balloons for?
  • Namjoon: mother's day.
  • Jungkook: what now?
  • Taehyung: I don't know about sending ice cream cake in the mail.
  • Namjoon:
  • Maknae line:
  • Namjoon: never mind.
  • Seokjin: Joonie, did you leave this nice letter for me?
  • Namjoon: happy mother's day.
  • Seokjin: happy what now?
  • Namjoon: it's just a holiday that could be celebrated t celebrate people we appreciate so yeah, I wrote you a letter.
  • Seokjin:
  • Namjoon: do you like it?
  • Seokjin: you think of me as...your mom?
  • Namjoon: no! Just as like, the mom of the group.
  • Seokjin: you think of me as.. a mom?
  • Namjoon: uh...
  • Seokjin: or you just wanted an excuse to show me affection and appreciation.
  • Namjoon:
  • Seokjin:
  • Namjoon: yes.
  • Yoongi: how did Jin-hyung like your letter?
  • Namjoon:
  • Hoseok: what letter?
  • Yoongi: for mother's day.
  • Hoseok: Namjoon thinks of Jin-hyung as his mom?
  • Namjoon: no!
  • Yoongi: he just wanted an excuse to show him all his love.
  • Hoseok: ohhh. That makes sense.
  • Namjoon: sometimes I think I need a new family.
  • Seokjin: don't you dare leave me!
  • Namjoon: I wouldn't! Never!
  • Yoongi: you're more hopeless than Kookie.

anonymous asked:

Hello there! I've been trying to get into the SwapFell universe for a while, but I'm still kinda stumped on the character's personalities? People don't draw too much of it, but I'm lovin' the purple universe, and it's a shame I don't know jackshite on it. You seem to know most about it, so if it wouldn't be a bother, fill me in? Thank you!

I’m really glad you’re trying to get into Swapfell (KH)!! Honestly I really love the au myself, but it is indeed pretty hard to get a grasp of. I still have problems thinking about their personalities too and i’ve even had more info about them haha!!
(I also saw floating around people were giving papyrus the nickname Cash, which I thought was really neat ! >w<)

Remember! (KH) Swapfell is a universe set in a post neutral run of Underswap. 

Papyrus is really rude/apathetic to the human, but he’ll help them out with whatever as long as he gets money from them. It’s very important to note that his right eye is in fact blind, as he and sans discusses it. Sans is aware of this.

Quoted phrases/words he uses:
(things he calls the human): “bucko”, “snotface”, “human”
Still very much puns a lot.

Sans is extremely violent, basically the other monsters are scared of the skeleton brothers and Sans especially. Still has a bit of “innocence” in certain aspects. He shows this when he says he’s going to capture you and bring you to Alphys but he doesn’t know what will happen. His guess is decapitation. He also isn’t positive you are a human at first, like in traditional UNDERTALE. Sans isn’t aware of Papyrus’ ability to take a “shortcut”.

Quoted phrases/words he uses:
Doesn’t necessarily swear but uses things like “SCREW YOU”, “FOR HECK’S SAKE”
Always calls his brother demeaning phrases. Papyrus doesn’t really care and humors him.
Hates puns.

Couple things to note… in scripture, at the point where you meet Papyrus in UNDERTALE, is the same place where you meet Sans. Before meeting sans of course, Papyrus comes up behind you.
“Human. Don’t you know how to treat your new pal?
Just hand over your filthy wad of money, that’s all it takes.”
You give him all of the money you have, to which he complains.
“…? What. That’s all you’ve got? Darn it, today’s the worst. Make sure you carry around some more next time, ya little snotface.”

After speaking with him and moving across the bridge, a boulder suddenly strikes down and crushes the bridge. One of sans’ traps Papyrus muses, saying there are heaps more where that came from.

Onto meeting sans:

You hide behind a sentry station instead of a lamp. There is apparently the smell of rotting sandwiches you complain about, which Sans have made for Papyrus.
Papyrus quotes: “Those taste like cheese stuck between dirty socks. Would you believe me if I told you those smell like fruits when freshly served?”
It seems like scent and presentation is important to Sans but actual taste is….. extremely lacking. Figures.
After meeting sans you are able to pay Papyrus money (however this doesn’t make sense because you give all of your money to Papyrus when first meeting him??????????) to skip all of the traps (yes traps, not puzzles.) between this point and the part of the game where you solve the ice puzzle and slide to the right with snow on your head.

Hopefully this visual helps.
Sans is flabberghasted that you got past his traps so easily… and so fast too!! “YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!”. (I thought him quoting this was rather cute)

If you don’t pay Papyrus, it’s stated that you will undoubtedly die in the next area.

Hopefully this was a good chunk of info that I could give you!!

Girls made of snow, language made of thorns, and putting ourselves back in the narrative

I’ve had some ideas swirling around my head ever since I finished reading Girls Made of Snow and Glass by Melissa Bashardoust that condensed while I was reading Leigh Bardugo’s short story collection The Language of Thorns, so I want to talk about it a little.

It started with the realization that Girls made of Snow, while it is a Snow White retelling (or perhaps better called a reimagining), completely leaves out the whole seven dwarves part of the story. In my review, I pointed this out as something I liked — the story didn’t need to sidetrack there, and it kept us focused on the real core of the story: Lynet’s relationship with her stepmother, Mina. Lynet being Snow White, Mina is the Evil Queen.

The book alternates chapters between Lynet’s present day and Mina’s journey from the daughter of a sorcerer to the bride of Lynet’s father, making Mina the second main character. This is where the book’s “feminist fantasy reimagining” tagline comes in. The point of Bashardoust’s story is to explore the stepmother-daughter relationship and how they could come into conflict without it being about who is the fairest of them all.

The point of tension Bashardoust goes for is about politics and power, a much more satisfying reason than “well, women get angry when another woman is prettier, that’s all”. But the framework of Snow White also gives her plenty of room to work with how women’s appearances and age are seen and judged. What if Lynet’s beauty binds her to her dead mother in a way that strangles her, while Mina struggles with knowing her beauty gains her what respect she commands and aging could steal it away? The commentary that emerges isn’t new — I think we all realize how damaging the value placed on women’s appearances is — but using the cultural touchstone of Snow White makes this version powerful. It’s probably my favorite thing about the book, even above giving Lynet a female love interest, which is something we’re going to circle back to.

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  • Andrew: Okay, we're about to enact "Operation Smoke Out the (Frustratingly Attractive) Mole that is Neil (FUCKING) Josten" written, choreographed by, and dedicated to yours truly. Any questions?
  • Nicky (flipping through a thick packet): Yeah, I was wondering about the part you make me buy the hated party an outfit that is, quote, "black and torn like my soul"?
  • Andrew: Point denied.
  • Aaron: I'm not understanding why we don't just beat the shit out of him????
  • Andrew (playing with the cap to his meds): Oh, so it's fine when it's YOUR suggestion...BLOCKED.
  • Kevin: So, this part where we take him out for ice cream, its intended purpose is to lull Neil into a false sense of security, correct?
  • Andrew (sweats): Yes...that is the most correct. All part of the plan (and not my fantasy)
  • Nicky (attempting to write in a makeout with Neil into the packet): And your ultimate goal is to interrogate him successfully in a loud and crowded nightclub while he's delirious and you're off your meds but also we're kinda drunk too. Then the following morning we go out for brunch. Am I on the right track?
  • And that's how Nicky was voted out of the family (despite it being a 1-2 vote).

For @riptidethepen who wanted : Person A: “WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU’RE WELCOME!” Person B: “stop spamming me with Moana lyrics!!” Person A: “AND NO-ONE KNOOOOWS HOW FAR I’LL GOOOOOO!!!!” Person B: “gods why?” (yes, I’m keeping names out of this stuff on purpose)

Few things to note:
-I have never watched or listened to Moana
-I know the first time makes no sense at all
-There a quote a few typos
-I really do think Percy and Piper would have this thing where they end their convos fake insulting each other

The Twilight Saga Meme: [2/3] Couples- Alice & Jasper

“She was there- expecting me, naturally.” He chuckled once. “She hopped down from the high stool at the counter as soon as I walked in and came directly toward me.”

“It shocked me.  I was not sure if she meant to attack. That’s the only interpretation of her behavior my past had to offer. But she was smiling. And the emotions that were emanating from her were like nothing I’d ever felt before.”

“’You’ve kept me waiting a long time,’ she said.”

I didn’t realize Alice had come to stand behind me again.

“And you ducked your head, like a good Southern gentleman, and said, ‘I’m sorry, ma’am.’” Alice laughed at the memory.

Jasper smiled down at her. “You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.”

anonymous asked:

Hiya! real talk: for me the biggest mystery about destiel is how the antis keep saying it is not a real thing on the show but it's still one of the biggest ships to ever exist? I don't mind at all when others don't ship my ship but to say it isn't there? do you have an explanation why the ship became so big and so many fans individually shipped it, why would they if there is nothing there at all??

Hey! :) 

‘Why did this thing become such a huge thing, when the anti people keep claiming that it’s not even a thing at all on the show?’

Or the everlasting question: Is Destiel even a thing, or is a large part of the fandom just making the thing up? Which is a good question, but the answer is fairly simple when you look at the bigger picture. :p

Did one person at the beginning of the fandom just go “ah yes, Dean and Castiel, that is the future, you all should ship them, and it shall be one of the most talked about ships on the internet, because I’m starting the hype”. And then we all just followed like blind sheep and made it happen. 

Yeah, no. That’s not quite how it works, because it’s not going to grow that big (or last that long) when there isn’t actual material to back it up. 

How did it get so big? If it isn’t there? Or is it there? Story time! I’m actually going to quote myself here because typing the same thing twice makes no sense, and is quite frankly exhausting. 

From your ask I assume that you watch Supernatural, but let’s say you have a friend who doesn’t watch it. Said friend doesn’t know what the show is about, and doesn’t know anything about any of the characters in it.

Now you tell aforementioned friend about the show as it ACTUALLY is, only altering one little detail. So you tell them:

‘There’s this TV show that I like. In this show there is this young man named Dean, who makes a deal with a demon to save his little brother’s life, and ends up in hell because of it. Eventually, Dean gets rescued by the angel Cassandra. The reason Cassandra raised Dean from perdition is because God commanded it, seeing as the angels on this show don’t have any emotions whatsoever, don’t feel like humans do, and are merely programmed to follow the orders of the Heavenly host.

But the moment Dean and Cassandra first meet, all of this suddenly changes. Cassandra soon starts to feel, and starts caring about Dean. Caring turns into caring deeply, and ends in Cassandra turning her back on Heaven, rebelling, and even killing some of her own brothers and sisters in the process, then telling Dean that she did all of it for him.

Dean, who never had faith in God, or Heaven, or angels, still doesn’t have faith in any of that, but he now does have faith in this one angel, Cassandra. He trusts Cassandra, he prays to Cassandra (even though praying is begging in Dean’s book, and he hates that), and as the show moves on Cassandra grows away from Heaven, and closer to Dean.

Cassandra and Dean are separated on several occasions, and the odds are always against them, but even when Heaven, Hell, or Purgatory try to keep them apart, they always find their way back to each other. They both make bad decisions, mistakes, and there are cases of betrayal, but in the end they always forgive and forget, because they simply can’t stay away from one another.

Several times, Cassandra has died. Whenever Dean thinks he’s lost her, Dean gets depressed, has endless nightmares about losing her, even hallucinates seeing her, and turns to alcohol in order to keep going on with his life. They’re pretty much miserable without each other, as it shows on the actual show.
The bond they have is strong enough to break through any kind of mind control.

Every single one of their friends/enemies know that Cassandra and Dean are each other’s weakness, and use it against them at times. Long story short: Cassandra is willing to give up everything, even her wings, only for Dean, and we’ve reached a point in the show where Dean is in a position where he has to trust Cassandra with his life, and he easily does so.

As a side note: It’s not uncommon for Dean to tell Cassandra that he needs her to be with him, and it’s not uncommon for Cassandra to watch Dean sleep.’

Interesting, isn’t it? Do you hear what it sounds like when you summarize the actual story of Dean and Castiel as it is, even without changing anything or deliberately making it sound more romantic?

Now you go ahead and ask your friend what kind of story this is, and what kind of relationship they think that Dean and Cassandra have. I can guarantee you that there is a 90% chance that your friend will tell you: “DOH, they’re in love with each other, it’s a story about star crossed lovers, and that angel is so whipped.”

Then tell your friend that you lied. Tell them that you changed one tiny aspect, even though the rest of what you told them is true to what happened on the show. Tell them that the angel is a male named Castiel, not a female named Cassandra.

That’s the only thing you changed. And depending on your friend, there are different kinds of reactions you could get to this one, but the fact remains; It is what it is.

And that is all there is to it. 

Originally, this was a reply that I gave to someone who asked about queerbaiting and what it is, and how it works. I told them; one of the biggest red flags is when a story between two characters of the same gender, would be seen as unequivocally romantic to most of the audience if one of the two were to be replaced with someone of the opposite gender. When you actually write it out, it’s easy to see whether or not this applies to your ship.

Sadly, that is the case with Destiel. It’s one of the most obvious cases ever when it comes to this… you think it is a love story, because it is one. And that is what people are looking for when watching a show; love stories or relationships that are original and interesting. This applies to Destiel to such a degree that even straight people (who aren’t necessarily looking for representation) picked up on it because it so blatantly is a love story, and people in general enjoy those.

And because Destiel clearly fits the profile, everyone who isn’t necessarily blinded by their heteronormativity goggles (or by irrational hate), will at least see that something (a lot) is there. 

That is why the ship attracts so many fans. That’s why it has been the most reblogged ship for years in a row, why it has tons of fanfiction, fanart, and a giant fanbase.

Of course it helps that he actors have great chemistry, and even won an award for that. Can’t sell a story when the actors don’t back it up, after all. 

But long story short; you are watching a forbidden love story, about two fictional characters that fell in love even though their writers probably didn’t want them to. 

And this is why it is a thing, a big thing. The writers and showrunners are the ones who decide which stories they want to tell, but in the end, the fans will decide which stories matter most to them and thus will live on for years and years after a show ends. The fact that so many of them picked this story, says it all.

Even if it never goes canon, it doesn’t get more canon than this, because aside from a missing kiss, their journey easily rivals every love story every told. And that’s what made it big.

Unnecessary Bellarke Scenes

I have watched every single episode of The 100 at least four times now (some episodes as many as seven times) and each time I did a rewatch, I tried to do something new for it. This time I did a couple things, but one of them was that I made note of every single moment between Bellamy and Clarke that served absolutely no purpose in moving the plot forward except to progress their relationship or provide hints towards them possibly becoming romantic. So, basically, this post is about all of the times that there was a Bellarke moment that’s sole purpose was to get us onboard the Bellarke ship, and nothing more.

There are a lot. Hopefully by the time I’m through this post, no one will be doubting that the writers want us to ship this couple.

(Note: some moments I debated over but decided that they could have a plot-purpose besides Bellarke so decided not to include them. That doesn’t meant that they aren’t romantic - they just mean that romance isn’t their only purpose.)

Anyway, this post is long, so it’s going under the cut - please do read on if you have any doubts about Bellarke. :)

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Lost the ask because the damned thing deleted my post. But @skelltales asked how the UF and SF bros would react to their crush accidentally losing their bra/shorts while swimming.
Hope this is okay~

Minor NSFW? Nothing too explicit for this.


Sans -
That’s a whole lot of nothing you got on there, babe. Red is very much turned on. Clothes off? Cock is hard.
Prepare to be taken to the bathroom and fucked. (As long as it’s consensual of course! Red doesn’t rape people.)
But yeah you aren’t getting your clothes back.

Papyrus -
Edge knows it was an accident. But that doesn’t stop him from giving you a lecture about how to properly clothe yourself so it doesn’t fall off of you.
Eventually his little crush slips and he demands that you date him.
No one refuses the great and terrible Papyrus!


Sans -
Oh shit did that just slip out? In his head, Black has been calling you that for weeks now. Though he’d never admit it to you or himself.
He’d just throw your clothing at you and flusteredly exit the water. In the end there would be some kind of conversation about your situation romantically. He asks you out it’s your choice to accept or decline. (Though he might flip his shit if you decline. Say yes.)

Papyrus -

His highness is fully nude in front of him.. Rough’s first reaction is to cover you, so no one else sees you like that. Then he’ll silently help reclothe you and carry you out of the water (all while a blush is taking over his entire face.) Even if you protest his help, he’ll insist. The one thing he’s truly adamant about is, quote, “Helping people he loves.”
Once it slips that he loves you in any sense of the word, you demand him to explain and then his feelings for you come out.
You might have to make the first move but after that he’ll devote his life to you.

Am I the only one who don't think that Julian will be a villain in book 3?

*This post contains spoilers obviously, so don’t read below this if you don’t want to be spoiled!

I mean, it is still a possibility that he will be a villain, but I’ve been thinking a lot about it (thanks, book hangover!) and come up with 3 reasons why I didn’t think Julian would be a villain :

1. Firstly, it would be too predictable! I’m pretty sure everyone who has read LoS will think that Julian is going to be a villain. But guys, it’s Cassandra Clare we’re talking about. She’s probably the queen of surprise. And if Julian does cross the line, then there’s only 2 paths left for him : either he died or he became something like Darth Vader.

2. “The wound is the place where the Light enters you” Familiar with this quote? It was mentioned not once, but twice in LoS–once in dedication page, and once in the scene where Emma was looking through photographs in London Institute (if I remember correctly). Okay, maybe the one in the dedication page doesn’t have anything to do with the plot, but I feel like this quote will describe Julian in QoAaD. Maybe Livvy’s death won’t bring the worst of him, but rather change him to be better? It seems unlikely, yes, but again, it’s Cassie we’re talking about. I also want to point out that Cassie write that quote again in her answer when someone ask how QoAaD is compared to LoS (it’s pretty recent, I think, just scroll through her tumblr).

3. Remember, Livvy is not the only sibling that Julian has. It would make sense for him to go desperate if Livvy is all he has, but he still has 5 other siblings whom he loves dearly. He’s not exactly in the position of “have nothing to lose”. Julian isn’t an idiot, he would know that if he does something, it wouldn’t just impact him, but it would impact his family too. They all could be punished for something he did, and I don’t think he want that.

I’d love to know what everyone think, whether your agree or not!

thegunlady  asked:

Isn't there a quote somewhere in S1 from Foggy about how Matt never has any relationships that last very long? Because in S2 he's clearly not over Elektra and that was probably a big part of him not truly moving on, as well as his not telling anyone too much about him, like his special senses.

Yes! Here’s the quote for anyone else wondering, and with visual aids:

There was an interesting theory I’d seen going around that Matt just lets Foggy think he’s some kind of womanizing playboy because it gives him a convincing alibi for all of the crimefighting he does at night. But it doesn’t actually work out very well because, IIRC, the show makes it a point to establish that Matt doesn’t do the man in black thing until after they quit Landman and Zack, soooo that’s a lot of years to be pretending at dating and sleeping with beautiful women. 

So yeah, I think what Foggy describes here is probably (sadly) accurate. I’ve always thought that a big part of what drives Matt to the lengths he does to keep his relationships casual and potential partners at arm’s length is because of how deeply his relationship with Elektra affected him. There was never another woman like Elektra for him, and possibly never another one like her ever again…and I think he knew that. I mean, she was his first love. She was everything. But not only that – he opened up to her. He let her in. And all of the Chaste mission bullshit aside, she knew him. She loved him. There was nothing about him she didn’t accept or want because she truly wanted him. And best of all, I think, is that she challenged him. She could challenge him physically and emotionally. He never needed to hide any part of himself or be made to feel smaller because of what people thought they knew about him. I can’t imagine how freeing that must have been, that entire relationship. And then to see it break apart like that, and so suddenly. You can tell by the way they speak to each other in S2 that the wounds of that relationship, as much as they may have gradually healed over with time…they never quite escaped it. And anything they may have tried to fill their lives with since would have been a pale imitation to what they knew was possible, and what they’d experienced with each other.

Or…that’s what I think anyway. Seriously, these two. Sometimes I can’t wait to see them back on my screen angsting the shit out of each other and sometimes I just want them to run away and be happy and if not hearing from them anymore is the price I have to pay so be it. 

“But will it work?”
“It has to, sir. It’s a million-to-one chance.”
“Oh, then we don’t have to worry. Everyone knows million-to-one chances always work.”
“Yes, sir. So all I have to do is work out if there’s still enough air outside the ship for Leonard to steer it, or how many dragons he will need to fire for how long, and if there will be enough power left to get them off again. I think he’s traveling at nearly the right speed, but I’m not sure how much flame the dragons will have left, and I don’t know what kind of surface he’ll land on or anything they’ll find there. I can adapt a few spells, but they were never devised for this sort of thing.”
“Good man,” said Ridcully.
“Is there anything we can do to help?” said the Dean.
Ponder gave the other wizards a desperate look. How would Lord Vetinari have handled this?
“Why, yes,” he said brightly. “Perhaps you would be kind enough to find a cabin somewhere and come up with a list of all the various ways I could solve this? and I will just sit here and toy with a few ideas?”
“That’s what I like to see,” said the Dean. “A lad with enough sense to make use of the wisdom of his elders.”
Lord Vetinari gave Ponder a faint smile as they left the cabin.

– Ponder learns important delegation skills | Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

anonymous asked:

Hi, love! You know the rooftop scene from the anime, right? (Of course you do.) Where L says how nothing he says makes sense, etc.? What if instead of Light, his s/o came to the roof and gave him some cute reassurment and told him that he's amazing?

“What are you doing?” You shouted over the rain, but it was obvious L couldn’t hear you. Without thinking, you moved out from under the protective covering and into the rain. It was cold against your skin as you moved toward him. “Love, what are you doing? You’re going to get sick being out here.”

L didn’t look at you, he continued staring out into space. “I’m not doing anything in particular. It’s just… I can hear the bell.”

“The bell?” You asked hoping to prompt some clarifying statement from him.

“Yes the bell. It’s been ringing loudly all day. I find it very distracting. I wonder if it’s a church. Maybe a wedding or…” his voice trailed off with his mind but you knew where he was going.

You placed a firm hand on his shoulder and he turned to you. “Never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.”

“John Donne.” He quoted effortlessly and then turned back to the rain. “ I’m sorry. Nothing I say makes any sense anyways.”

You felt a ping of sadness hit your heart. “L? L, look at me.” He turned to you slowly. “Everything you say makes sense. Maybe not at the time, but it will always become clear. You’re selling yourself short. Remember, you are literally the greatest detective in the world.”

“The three greatest.” He corrected.

You touched his cheek and smiled sadly at him. “Exactly. You are going to be fine. Now forget the bell and let’s go inside.”

L nodded and followed you in, out of the rain.


Happy International Women’s Day!

Throwback to when I was travelling in the U.S and was blessed enough to be able to take part in the New York City Women’s March.

A little story: a friend I was travelling with didn’t understand why I wanted to be involved. “You aren’t American” she said. She then went on to make a comment and I quote “oh, you are a feminist… right?” The word feminist said with a sense of distaste. I believe in equality between all sexes. So yes, I am a proud feminist. I put on my “Meryl Streep is better than you” shirt (obviously a dig at a certain little orange man) and walked and joined in on the chants.

I am not only a proud feminist but I am a proud woman.

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Strange Drowning of Natalie Wood”

I was gonna sleep (ha… me, sleeping.) and then I remembered they posted a video. So i go check it out and 5 seconds in Shane calls Ryan baby… Guess im just doomed to a sleepless eternity because of these dorks. humph.


1. I ship them, if you don’t that’s cool with me.

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. this will be abundantly clear by the amount of times i do

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

5.I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven’t seen it you will be lost.

R=Ryan and S=Shane


R: How the hell did you have your sunglasses ready?

S: There are exactly two things I always have. Low standards, so I can never be disappointed and sunnies so I don’t get blinded by my future-

R: Those are contradictory.

S: I DIDN’T FINISH MY SENTENCE. so i don’t get blinded by my future husband’s best friends beauty.

R: *blushing* shutthefuckup

S: “Im always ready baby.” *winks*

Me: *eating in the other room* REALLY, IN FRONT OF MY POPCORN? I can hear yall being gay from in here.




Me: What a crazy random happenstance?

S: What do you mean Ari? You only quote movies when your being sarcastic.

Me: Not always…. I mean its suspicious that’s all.


Me: Low key shyan dad au.

(+1 happy Boyfriend Sleuths. Sign me up)


Heterosexual™ flirting


The boyfriends are talking about dominance.

Me: GAY!


Me: Um Shane…

S: Yeah…

Me: You can’t just casually bring up dicks.

S: yES…


R: “Do you not know how love works?”

S: “Maybe I don’t.”

R: “Makes a lot of sense actually.”

Me: Rye… How the fuck would you know? Why did you give him that look when talking about love?



*Making stupid noises at each other*



R: *Christopher Walken impression* “Boys.”



Me: I like him, he seem nice.

Me: I still think he was a good guy.


Me: Okay, crazy idea. You two, just the two of you, try and drink the same amount as they did to see how drunk the would have been.

R: We would get sick.

Me: okay then instead find out who consumed the most and, just the two of you, do it that way.

S: You just want us to get drunk and have sex with each other don’t you.

Me: *smirking* If that’s how you wanna see it shane who am I to stop you two crazy kids from doing so.

S: *Also smirking* I hate you.

Me: Love you too daddio.

R: The fuck just happened.


Me: Im Davern aren’t I… wait.

Me: Better

(its actually kinda sad how long this actually took. But I was laughing my ass of the whole time so… win?)


Me: Did Christopher Walken… murder somebody??

S&R: *in Unison* NO!!


Me: No fisticuffs huh? Danggit

R: You are a weird one aren’t you?





Headcannon: They once got drunk at an office party and made out in a closet until their girlfriends found them, because they where going into the closet themselves.

R: No…

S: hmmmmm….




Me: Nah, I see him more as a paternal caretaker than the kind of person to do that.


Me: O.K. I don’t like him anymore.

S:That quick?

Me: That quick.


R&S&Me: *said in unison* Suspicious

Me: Also weird face Shane

(+1 point to the bean pole for making the boyfriend smile)


Me: How about you two just have a movie date instead of Shane going off pon his own to watch things.

R: How about… 

Me: *eyes twinkle with hope*

R: …nah?

S: I think you broke her

Me: *wide eyed and pissed*


Ah yes the long awaited return of Ryan “My boyfriend is a total weirdo and that’s why I love him” Bergara

(+1 for Heart eyes)

(+2 for smiley boyfriends)


This long ass post brought to you by:

The fact that Shane didn’t leave before the end of the video again


 My favorite feeders of my Shyan addiction @faequill and @ghostwheeze

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Beaufort Fall 2017 03 Panorama – Beaufort, South Carolina, November 12, 2017

Rapport and resonance are guides
to life,
through life.
What “strikes a cord,”
“rings a bell,”
“catches your eye”?
What doesn’t?
Knowing the difference,
and going with what does–
even without
being able
to explain, justify, excuse, defend
your choices–
will make all the difference.
As will overriding
your “Yes’s” and No’s"
in favor of some completely
reasonable, logical and advantageous path.
There is more to everything
than meets the eye.
Learn to trust your sense
of things unseen,

Dr. Chilton’s Newest Patient...s

SO as I’ve made quite clear, I have been stuck in a rut when it comes to writing; lack of free time, of inspiration, of confidence, I’ve run the gamut at this point… But apparently all I needed was the oddest req from my sweetest @larkistin, sent via Twitter of all places, to let go a bit and write something… weird

& a Hannibal/RHPS crossover is just crazy enough to absolutely make sense…

And so we have:
Dr. Frederick Chilton & one of his newest patients, Riff Raff!

Note: I’ve gone back to this quote a bit because, well, I love it…
Art, of course, is by @larkistin​: original posts; Riff Raff / Dr. Chilton.

For anyone unaware- Riff Raff is from The Rocky Horror Show.

Frederick perked a brow as he continued examining the paperwork he’d been given.

This was a joke, right?

Originally posted by justraulesparza

An orderly who he hadn’t treated quite right, most likely. Maybe one of the nurses, having a giggle with another three or four, all at his expense… yes, that had to be the case. It only made sense, right?

At least, it made much more sense than if he were to consider the text scrawled on the intake form to be true.

The man was a murderer. Or, well, they considered him one. Too many instances of people disappearing after wandering into the residence he worked for; and he was the only one left.

Well, him and the giant in drag, but… eccentricity didn’t quite equate out to homicidal tendencies. Plus, in addition, the gentleman… lady… Frederick pinched the bridge of his nose while turning a corner- well, the self-proclaimed transvestite had quite an alibi. He… She… had been at a party all evening, and had plenty participants there to corroborate her… his story.

Frederick really needed more coffee if he was expected to keep up with this.

At first look, he sincerely tried not to be shocked; but it was, well, difficult. Of course, there wasn’t a dress code for serial killers, but he hadn’t quite ran into one… like this.

Originally posted by esparzugh

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Criminal Minds Appreciation Week, Day 3 - OTP

I started this shipping manifesto back during season 6 or 7 and then didn’t touch it until about a week ago, so because of that, as well as some issues I have with character fluctuation in later seasons, most of this is based on s1-5.

Sections include:
- General
- Episode Specific
- Superficial
- Myths about characterization*

(*I hate that I feel the last section is necessary, but I have been in fandom long enough to see way too many “I don’t ship this because of [untrue statement about character]” or “I ship this because of [really offensive stereotype]” posts, so it seemed necessary)

I understand if you don’t ship Morgan/Reid, but I do ask that you please respect those who do. I’m happy to discuss various points, but only if you are respectful. I’ve tried to put this under a read more, but tumblr’s kinda inconsistent as to whether or not that works; my apologies if it doesn’t.

Special shoutout to lilijuliet who looked it over and added a few more things from later seasons.

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