“I think that went as well as we could imagine,”
John said after they had spent most of the day getting to know their
new daughter, a successful family dinner and then reading her a
story before tucking her in. “She seemed to really like Lucy, that
made me very happy.”
“Of course she does, Lucy is perfect. And I agree,
things could’ve gone a lot worse.”
“So, tomorrow you’re going shopping?”
“Yes, but we’ll go early, so you can take her to
the park in the afternoon while I finish her room. It’s too bad we
went for yellow in that room, she said her favourite colour is
“Maybe if we put enough green stuff in there?
Children change their favourite colour all the time too, so it’s
probably cheaper in the long run to pick curtains and bedspreads in
the favourite colour and leave the walls.”
John looked over to his wife as her voice trailed off
and was surprised to see her face buried in her hands and sobbing.
I was tagged by @kylorenr 😘 sorry it took me so long to do this one
A - Age: 30 😝 (who’s old now, @x-mars? Lol) B - Birthplace: California C - Current Time: 11am D - Drink You Last Had: coffee E - Easiest Person To Talk To: any of my best friends F - Favourite Song: too many to name G - Grossest Memory: i was 6 and playing hide and seek with my brothers. I hid behind an open door. My older brother didn’t know I was there and pushed the door closer to the wall, pushing my big toe nail off my toe. H - Horror Yes or Horror No: yes I - In Love?: all the time J - Jealous of People?: I guess when I feel like I’m getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop, if im content then no K - Killed Someone?: no lol dumb question L - Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: lust at first sight, never love. Keep walking and let me see what you got M - Middle Name: there are 2- Caroline Louise. Boring af N - Number of Siblings: 2 O - One Wish: to be financially stable P - Person You Called Last: bestie #2 Q - Question You Are Always Asked: are you dating/seeing anyone? 😑🔫 R - Reason to Smile: it’s a beautiful sunny day today S - Song You Sang Last: do or die -30stm while listening to my vinyl last night T - Time You Woke Up: around 9am U - Underwear Colour: lillac woth polka dots and stars V - Vacation Destination: MALIBU IN AUGUST BITCHES!!!! W - Worst Habit: not hanging up my clean laundry/ procrastinating X - X-rays: last one was when I was in 7th grade and I broke my left arm Y - Your favourite food: SUSHI! 😋 Z - Zodiac Sign: Aries/Pisces cusp
Riddle: How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort’s powers were destroyed?
Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present and future.
Riddle pulls Harry’s want from his pocket and traces it through the air, writing three shimmering words…
Riddle: What?! How dare you laugh at the Dark Lord!
Harry: Now I’m imagining you…Jailhouse Rock…Merlin’s beard!
Harry, giggling slightly under his breath: Elvis…
Holy shit, okay, I’ve been wanting to do this forever because Voldy’s middle name in the French translation is Elvis and I’ve just always found it funny. So this happened in like ten minutes because I have no self control.
The group I DM for, mostly levels 4 and 5, had been asking if they could do a quest that involved sailing. So I dusted off Stormwrack and settled of The Sable Drake. They had tracked the ship to the pirates hideout and were engaging in a sea battle offshore. The crew were all still alive but Captain Naki had all but crippled the ship and were preparing to board.
Cleric casts Wind Wall
Cleric: “That will keep them from shooting us but they can just walk through it.”
Ranger: “Yeah but the captain’s a wererat. If she gets on board she could bite us. I don’t want to get bit!”
Bard OOC: hey *DM* is the catapult still loaded?
DM: Yes, but the Sable Drake is too close to use it.
Bard OOC: Can I tie my rope to the rock.
DM: Yes? It takes 5 feet to wrap the rock. May I ask why?
Bard: I tie the rope and tell the crew member to prepare to fire. Hey, *Ranger* can I borrow your rope?“
Ranger: “Uh, sure.”
Bard: I tie her rope onto mine and say “Get ready.”
Captain Naki proceeds to board the ship after the party surrendered.
“So nice to have an easy capture. Just hand over the valuables and I’ll make your deaths quick.”
Bard: “Now *Ranger*!”
Ranger throws the rope at Naki and the bard casts Animate Rope on it to ranger her. Naki fails her save and is tangled.
The DM suddenly realizes what the rope is for.
Bard: “Fire the Catapult!”
The catapult is fired and Naki goes sailing towards the beach. The DM didn’t even bother to roll for fall damage.
“Good job. You’ve Tom and Jerry’d yet another boss fight.”
Entire table is losing their shit.
The party then proceeds to capture the Sable Drake and for themselves renamed it The Flying Goblin.
How are you? I hope well! Can you do a rfa+v and Saeran having to do seven minutes in heaven? Like honestly not even as drunk just sober. (Requests aren't open;-; but maybe later? Also I rlly love your blog like I'm most done with the masterlist^°^)
Author’s note: I hope you guys like this!!!! i’m still rusty ok it’s been awhile edit: I FORGOT V AGAIN someone please send in a request that says “add v” so I remember to edit him in here
“You wanna play cards? I brought
them with me so we wouldn’t be bored!!”
Does he… Does he really not know what we’re supposed to be doing?
You looked down at Yoosung, who
was already on sitting on the floor shuffling the deck
“Lemme guess… you’ve never played
Seven minutes in Heaven.”
Yoosung paused for a second before
shaking his head
You sat down next to him and
He’s so cute…
“So what game do you wanna play,
But then again, this IS
Seven minutes in heaven
Yoosung’s face turned bright red
In one quick moment, your shirt
was thrown across the room
“Okay, now you’re turn.”
Yoosung who had now achieved a
new shade of red blatantly
stared at your chest
“I-I… uhh, w-well-“
“SAY SOMETHING, YOU IDIOT!!!”
What the hell?
Yoosung looked behind you
“I think it came from the other
side of the door.”
You stood up and opened the closet
door, and in tumbled Zen and Jumin.
“So,” you crossed your arm and
looked down at the two very guilty looking boys, “You wanna explain
The two of them began stuttering
“W-Well Yoosung’s never played
“-I heard you were taking off your
“-And I thought he might need
“-So I wanted to hear the rest.”
You glared at them
“First, Jumin don’t be a perv, and
“We were in the middle of
You looked back at Yoosung, who
had taken off his shirt
“And now that MC and I are even, I’d
like to get back to the game.”
Despite the confidence behind Yoosung’s
words, his face was as red as ever
You turned back around and smirked
“You heard the man!”
Jumin and Zen slowly got up, both
mumbling curses under their breath.
You closed the door behind them
“Now, where were we?”
In the end the two of you ended
up stripping to your underwear and then just playing go fish for the rest of
“W-What? I can’t be in a closet alone with MC!! How will I control
You walked over to the closet and
gave Zen a smirk
“Who says you need to?”
0.1 seconds later Zen was standing
in the closet how the hell did he even get there so fast???
You closed the door and
“So,” you clapped your hands
together, “Show me what you got.”
“You sure you can handle it?”
You raised an eyebrow, “I think
you already know the answer to that.”
“This is gonna be-“
Was all Zen could get out before
hitting his head on the light
You rushed over to Zen, who was
now bent over in pain
“Are you okay? Do you need ice?
How bad does it hurt?”
Pairing: Hoseok x Reader x Jimin // sports au w football players jimin and hobi & cheerleader reader
Word Count: 8.5k
Includes: threesome, daddy kink, praise kink, mxm action, dom hoseok, switch jimin, sub reader, choking, oral, breast play
A/N: for @pjxmin, thirst is everywhere *~* it has been a lil’ hard to write smut lately, but here one is! ^^ with barely any plot, hahaha thanks @taequility for helping me figure out some scenes!! glad to have u hop on the hobi train now