yerself

anonymous asked:

Jesus, you've really become the resident MM blogger. This place used to be fun...Please Wretched give us somethig else to read and not just stuff about irrelevant people!

Take a breath, calm yerself down. I’m merely answering what comes into my box. People wanna talk about it. We are just making conversation.

I have 26 messages in the box.
15 of those are MM related…. After I deleted 10 when I woke up this morn.
5 are Ireland asks.
The other 6 are general nonsense questions including one about Prince Harry and his lady friend. No fucking way I’m going down that road of fuckery! Ha!

If you want to discuss something else, ask me about something else. I have proven many times over that I’m willing to discuss most any topic. 👉🏻FEEL FREE TO ASK A BOOK QUESTION! 👈🏻 JS

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For some reason, I felt the need to draw this educational comic starring Medic explaining the heart symbol because, hey, Valentine’s Day! As far as I know, everything in this is factual (or at least the most likely theory.) I’m too lazy to cite my sources, though, so Google it yerself.

I’m insane for taking the time to draw this, but on the plus side, I’m WAYYYY better at drawing Medic now!

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All aboard the fluff train, folks! I headcannon Amy’s got a thing about fluffy chests or just fluffy things in general (I recall @e-vay having a comic related to that). Po Shadow ;3

white ppl: ugH i wish the show would stop putting this white female character with this cracker wonder bread mayonnaise ass male character! she should be with this OTHER white girl amiright??

me:

Imagine

Many, many years post pacifist, Red’s daughter brings home an Edgy McEdge gangster boyfriend and he takes one look at the guy and goes, “no.”

“But Dad! Look at yourself! And Ma used to tell me–”
“sweetheart, i don’t give a shit what i did. this is you, not me. and i’m tellin ya, this guy ain’t good–”
Da~d! You and Ma–”
“no, no. listen, you mind yerself a good, respectable man… or woman, i dun judge and……..”

Meanwhile his S/O is laughing their ass off in the background. 

Week 5: The true Fire Emblem Southern Waifu - Nephenee
Anybody who recognize this character knows how OP she is
take a General increase their movement range remove all movement limits increase skill speed and resistance and boom you got yerself a killing machine
not to mention her innate skill  which double crits at half health
The only other contenders are Ike and the Black knight which and only because they have plot weapons and armor 

like FUCK

ヽ(´▽`)/  
My hand and arm have mostly healed! 
I’m excited to hop back into art!

I was initially really stressed about not being able to work on my commissions, but I feel a lot more grateful now that I had chance to take a long break from drawing and I guess kinda rethink how I’ve been approaching it mentally.
I’m too pessimistic and stressed most of the time, especially when it comes to my art, so I’m going to try and actively counteract that more. 
I want to have a healthier mentality with art, and not let it become this subject matter I beat myself up over. I gotta encourage and pump myself up! Gotta be nice to yerself!

the difference between densu, nedden, denice, denpru, and dennor

aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph sweden: No. Yer gonna get yerself killed, y’idiot.

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph netherlands: *rolls eyes* sure why not

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph iceland: wTF NO OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?? NOPE NOPE GET BACK HERE - WAIT WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME STOP

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph prussia: I’M ALREADY AT THE CLIFF ALSO I BROUGHT BEER

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aph denmark: HEY LET’S GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THIS RANDOM CLIFF

aph norway: *silently comes with him, gets to the top of the cliff, checks denmark over to make sure he’s safe and all his harnesses are on correctly, and then kicks him off the cliff by himself*

Strega da Montanha

Done for the Witchsona Week prompt of 2015? Or 2016 maybe, don’t remember. You draw yerself as a witch. Or just yerself I guess, if you happen to be a witch?

Anyway, I figure I’d pretty much just hoard familiars and eat mushrooms all day. Would love it if my tattoo could actually play music though, magic probably’s got better storage than my 2GB iPod.

Follow up sorta :]

I Licked It (Pt. 2~~~)

You frowned as you watched Chibs stir the large bowl of cookie dough. His muscles moving under his skin. You pulled your lower lip between your teeth, face burning. God.. You wanted his skin beneath your lips, wanted to trace each scar, and part of him.

He looked at you, a small amused grin on his face. “Y/N? You look like you’re plotting something.”

You grinned back at him, shrugging. “Maybe I am.” You dipped your finger in the cookie dough, slowly licking and sucking it off. You held Chibs’ gaze; a startled look passing over his face, before leaving as quickly as it came.

“Love, yer going to get yerself in trouble doing that..” He muttered, eyes clouded. You pulled your finger out, with a small pop. You watched his expression change as if he was fighting himself.

You reached towards him, whispering, “Maybe I want to be in trouble.”

“Damn it love..” He murmured, crashing his lips against yours. He wrapped a hand in your hair, holding it tightly. You moaned against him, eyes closing instinctively. Your arms wrapped around his neck, settling on his shoulders. He pulled you closer, hands cupping your ass. You felt his body against yours, his erection pressed tastily against you. He rolled his hips against yours causing another moan to escape your lips.

He lifted you onto the counter at the same time knocking over the batter, spilling it over the counter. He smirked pulling away from your lips. “Let’s get you out of those dirty clothes.”

Let’s say, you’ve never been more grateful to Gemma’s meddling, than you are now.

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youtube

Serve Yerself - John’s reply to Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody.

(I absolutely love this!)

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Barakamon (ばらかもん)- Phone Wallpaper (1067x600)

You ain’t gonna know unless you climb up yerself. Ain’t no way to look if you don’t try. - Kotoishi Naru (琴石 なる).

Please, if u use, reblog or like, thanks!

Enjoy!

Nick: Hello? Is this thing on?

Nick: Okay. 

Nick: My name is Nicolas Ghazi, a survivor of the apocalypse and…

Nick: For the love of God please can someone please come get us? We’ve be-

Ellis: Hey, whatcha up to there, Nick?

Nick: Taking a photo for your God damn mom. What the hell does it look like I’m doing, Ellis?

Ellis: Talking to yerself, honestly.

Nick: Oh haha. Hilarious. Sure. That’s exactly what I’m doing.

Nick: Okay, listen.

Nick: If anyone finds this please send aid to Savannah, Georgia.

Ellis: Ooh! Who’re you talkin’ to?? Tell them to bring us a happy meal! I could go for a McDonalds right now.

Nick: Ugh…

Nick: And if anyone finds a man who really likes his donuts, or a woman in a pink t-shirt, please tell them where we are. Please.

Ellis: Oh, hey is that there a camera??

Ellis: Oh, man.

Ellis: That reminds me of this one time Keith and I found a camera.

Ellis: See, I thought that we should probably return the damn thing to whoever lost it, right?

Ellis: Or to try to.

Ellis: Well, Keith decided it was a better idea for us to keep it.

Ellis: Sayin’ it was better in our hands rather than whoever went and lost that thing and-

Nick: OH MY GOD, STOP TALKING.

[ASKBOX IS OPEN]

divinebred  asked:

12. x'D

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

               ❝ whoever says they havent’s a terrible LIAR , don’tcha think~? ❞

short lil fearplay jackaboi w/ smol (could be borrower) reader :^) (I’d say its a continuation to a different thing im writing but that’s much longer and not finished yet lol,,,)

Warning: it’s v short |D


Dead silence. You shifted uncomfortably, fighting with yourself to not peek out into the open.

Just as you were about to let curiosity get the best you, a shoe flew past you and you sputtered silently, flailing your arms up to your mouth.

“Where aaaaaree you?” Jack whispered, his voice eerily close.

WHAM.

Hands hit the floor just outside your hiding spot.

Your breath caught in your throat and you shook, a whimper just barely escaping your lips.

Jack gasped mockingly, dropping all the way down to his hands and knees to look around. “Oh c’mon, don’t do thaaat, ya give yerself away too easily,” he snickered.

Your heart pounded as you heard him shifting around. “AH-HAH!” he yelled, his face suddenly filling your vision. Letting out a scream, you skittered backwards and hit a wall, hiccuping. Jack grinned, pulling away to let his arm snake in. Nowhere to run, you closed your eyes and pulled your arms close.

A finger gently tapped your forehead, running down your shoulder and arm. You shuddered involuntarily and Jack snickered again.

When he didn’t immediately try and grab you, just leaving his hand near you, you kicked at it to try and make it go away.

As soon as your foot connected with a knuckle, you were flipped upside down, swinging up into the air just before your head cracked into the ground. A desperate gasp choked out.

Jack pulled you out into the open and hovered you in front of his smug face. He bared a toothy grin, raising his eyebrows expectantly at you. You whimpered, trying to lean away from his teeth. “Fer somethin’ so small, ye don’t hide very well,” he purred, swaying you lightly before tilting his hand back to let you rest- upside down- in his palm. “That was waaay too easy, are ya sure ya weren’t tryin’ ta get caught?” he asked, smirking.

“You… cheated,” you huffed, squirming in his hand. Jack brought his free fingers over and spun you around so you weren’t upside down, then idly fiddled with your arms, which you pulled away as quickly as possible.

“Awww, no, yer just a jumpy little thing,” he teased, his fingers curling more securely around you as he popped up and walked over to his computer. “But I won, so you’re stuck with me while I edit these videos! MUAHAHA!” He laughed evilly.