yep this is for you

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“What took you so long, I just sent you for a carton of milk?”

“Bumped into your ol’ man on the way.”

“Oh great, what did he do, harrass you like usual?”

“Yep.”

 “I swear I’m gonna CHOP him good one of these days!”

“Lets make him a grandpa, should suffice.”

“Pffffft!”

…..

 “Wait. Soul…..did you just…?”

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One of these things is not like the other!! Can you guess which one it is?

Yep! It’s the one on the left!

…Cait clearly knows how to hold onto her drink and her man at the same time! So when she chooses not to there is probably a reason why…

So my driving teacher looks like paul rudd and each day that goes by i get more and more baffled that everyone in this damn city has a dopplegänger that is famous

anonymous asked:

Are you an makeup artist? Or did you just do your makeup at work? XD

LOL nooo… I am not a make-up artist but I extremely enjoy putting on make-up and making some new looks with it. Work is like super slow recently (i am not joking you guys i am just sitting here) so I just bring my makeup and put it on at work. Sadly the black smokey eye did not work, so I fixed it and made it kinda of bronze-ish look with a dark red lip. I do wish I was a makeup artist doe… with all that make-up and brushes….

I am high key proud of my makeup and how it turned out.

-Tinkermom Cami

A Friendly Suggestion

Summary: Lucy bumps into Cana at a café and girl talk ensues.  NaLu Drabble. 

Prompt: A Sex and the City episode. 

-x-

“I don’t know what to do Cana,” Lucy sighed, that’s all she seemed to be doing recently. Sighing. “Natsu’s in one those moods.”

“The ‘I just gotta’ relax’ mood?” Cana stirred her late, leaning forward to rest her chin on her hand.

“Yes, but it’s more than just missions, you know?” Staring down at her mocha, Lucy refused to make eye contact.

“No. I don’t know.” She didn’t need to look up to predict Cana had an all-knowing smirk on her face.

“You’re really going to make me say it.”

“Yep.”

“You’re evil.”

“I know.” At Cana’s chirped response, Lucy groaned.

“He’s not…initiating.” Whispering so low she could barely hear herself, her cheeks turning the same shade as her heart earrings.

“Wow, that doesn’t sound like Natsu.”

“I know.”

“And you want to?”

“Well, yes.” She squeaked, fascinated by the swirling froth that topped a mocha.

“Lucy,” Cana said, holding her chin up, “you gotta’ take the initiative, make him pay attention!”

“How?”

“Make it so he can’t look at anything else but you” Cana’s hand swept downwards, drawing her attention to her body “And nobody said you can’t play dirty”

“What do you mean?” Lucy had never seen a more devilish look on her companion’s face as she grabbed something out of her shopping bags. Now she was worried. Opening her hand with enthusiasm, Lucy could have died of embarrassment at her solution.

“Fake nipples!”

“Cana inside voice please,” She said, nearly pulling a muscle in her neck as she surveyed the room for eavesdroppers, “And, there is no way I am wearing those!”

“You never know until you try. He won’t be able to take his eyes off them.” Cana’s sing-song retorts were really grating on her nerves.

Not going to happen.”

“Of course,” Cana replied, shrugging as she continued sipping her beverage. 

Later, after placing her bags on the kitchen counter. Lucy located the previously discussed props stuffed in her handbag. No wonder her friend had looked so amiable when saying goodbye. Cana was always giving her a push to discover unchartered territory, especially in matters of the bedroom.  

-x-

Will Lucy try them? Do they work? 

Who knows…what do you think? ;)

Eddie as a companion

Likes: (Eddie liked that)

  • Healing Dogmeat
  • Pro-freedom dialogue 
  • Anti-institute Dialogue 
  • Anti-Brotherhood dialogue 
  • Pro-Ghoul Dialogue 
  • Hacking Computers
  • SoSu being wary/paranoid
  • Being fairly nice
  • Passing persuasion checks

Loves: (Eddie loved that.)

  • Pro-synth dialogue
  • Condemning bigots of any kind
  • Condemning/torture/genocide/slavery of any kind

Dislikes:(Eddie disliked that.)

  • Anti-Ghoul Dialogue
  • Being a total dick 
  • Pro-Brotherhood dialogue
  • Getting addicted to chems
  • Pro-violence dialogue (Choosing to attack people as well)

Hates: (Eddie hated that)

  • Pro-Institue dialogue 
  • Anti-synth dialogue
  • Murdering innocents

anonymous asked:

I had a dream that Sam jumped into one of a litter of kittens, and Al kept talking to random kittens that weren't Sam. And when I woke up, the first thing I thought was that must have been a weird Waiting Room experience. Just thought you should know.

LOL “Sam, is that you?” *kitten plays with ball of yarn* “How bout you?” *kitten swipes at him* “Yep that one’s definitely Sam.”

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I feel bad about myself cause I'm unemployed right now, but then I remember that at least I'm working hard to find a job where I can utilize my skills and intelligence and not one where I'm helping to closet someone

Yep. The people you choose to step on in order to improve your situation says a lot about the who you are and I’d rather be broke and struggling than pull the shit any of these girls have to get ahead.

anonymous asked:

i just have 2 things to say: 1: none of the houis ever go after harry for closeting himself, why? 2: plot idea for crusty: liam's unsure cheryl's baby is his, hence why no announcement. baby's born, liam gets pat test, turns out the baby is her ex's. liam tells louis to get a pat test because "you never know". the end.

To point 1 - yep really makes you wonder doesn’t it?

To point 2 - flopsy this anon has literally done all the work for you

Courting A Fairy (Loki X Fairy!Reader)

Character: Loki X Fairy!Reader, Avengers X Fairy!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: Getting injured, a bit of blood.

FLUFF

Request: Could you write one where the reader is a fairy and was lost on Asgard? Thor and Loki (because I want good guy Loki) bring her to earth because she never saw humans before. The avengers thought she was too adorable and didn’t want her to leave so she agrees to stay. Wanda takes an extra liking to her and ‘steals’ her constantly. Reader and Loki end up falling for each other


Originally posted by maryxglz

Asgard had a lot things in it. A rainbow road, literal gods, Mythical weapons, fairies… wait, fairies?

Yep. And you’re one of them. You had wings that turned F/C when they hit the light. You were clearly shorter than the gods, and your wings made it evident of your race. However your race were known for being shy and the Gods themselves were sure you died out. At least until Thor and Loki found you.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Gett Images #644724480. Sarah Paulson talking with Ruth Negga. In between them in the background is Cait and when you zoom in, looks like Tony.

YEP. That’s him. I’m out. Car is waiting for me at the beach. 

Tomorrow I expect we will have Sam and MM in the background of one of these images. 

Whatever. 

Originally posted by gurl

GET TO KNOW ME TAG

i was tagged by @ask-witch-namjoon​ & @ask-witch-jiminie​ ( u tagged me on my other one, im gonna do it here bb hehe lov u )

1. Are you named after someone?

yep!! well its not just someone but also something.. the something is my first name, and the second name is someone lmfao

2. When is the last time you cried?

last last night(?), i overthinked and stuff and i got emotional listening to certain songs

3. Do you like your handwriting?

NEVER. its ew ;/ but ehh they tease me its a doctor’s handwriting hahaha i aint complaining coz i wanna be a doctor

4. What is your favourite lunch meat?

tbvh i love all meat, but lunch.. i’ll have to go with chicken.. esp mcdo chicken or jollibee chicken or inasal chicken

5. Do you have kids?

does friends count? >w< i have a gc on twt where i am their mom and the another one in kkt where im considered a mom too lol and i have 2 shih tzu tho i consider them my brother/sister 

kidding aside, nop!

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

sure why not, im p open for new friends! 

7. Do you use sarcasm?

sometimes, im not really good with sarcasm that much

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

im p sure yes???

9. Would you bungee jump?

okay! i have a funny story on this one >w< i tried bungee jumping once! and tbvh that bungee jump isnt even that high! like i swear its just not high and tbh the fall was machine controlled so not rlly that u’re free falling n sht.. but i got rlly scared wtF like i got scared i was on the top porch for so long i let the others behind me go first! i mean im already at the top and its a hassle to go multiple steps down so i just readied my self.. after there are no more customers behind me i did it.. damn i even prayed.. and like i said it was machine controlled so my fall isnt that fast or sth, but the fact that you’ll jump on ur own made me go mad //// but I did it anyways, and when i got down i cried.. I CRIEEEDDDD.. ToT i guess i was relieved.. but YUP i’ll def try it again, maybe the one in singapore/sokor.. someday

10. What’s your favourite cereal?

HONEY STARS & FRUIT LOOPS! i sometimes eat them without milk

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

yups, just a lil bit

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

im in the middle of strong & weak

13. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

AVOCADO / CHOCOLATE / COOKIES N CREAM / CHOCOLATE W/ BROWNIES (( i cant pick one im sorry ))

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

their face and how they carry themselves

15. Red or pink?

pink… i dont like hot pink or rlly neon pink.. pastel pink def a fave

16. What is your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

my thighs..

17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

im just at home right now so im wearing a pjs // orange, and blue for my house slippers

18. What was the last thing you ate?

adobo!! idk if you guys will know it ahah

19. What are you listening to right now?

spring day by bts

20. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?

baby blue / sky blue

21. Favourite smell?

im all for cherry blossoms perfumes, thats my fave! but any floral scent is a good one! i dont rlly like fruity smell / scent

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

my dad

23. Favourite sport to watch?

basketball

24. Hair colour?

medium brown i guess

25. Eye colour?

dark brown

26. Do you wear contacts?

nop!

27. Favourite food to eat?

uh… THIS IS HARD… I LOV ALL FOOD?? but comfort food is french fries + ice cream! i could eat ‘em all day

28. Scary movies or comedy?

i’d prefer scary movies, but i dont watch it alone!!

29. Last movie you watched?

max steel!! 

30. What colour shirt are you wearing?

yellow :>

31. Summer or winter?

winter.. i lov coldness that makes u feel warm.. so winter

32. Hugs or kisses?

def both!! but im always down for hugs a lot!

33. What book are you currently reading?

im in a fanfic phase right now aaahhh i stopped reading the book im reading, but its “unearthly” (about fallen angels and stuff)

34. Who do you miss right now?

my heart is cold, i dont miss anyone at the moment

35. What is on your mouse pad?

i dont have a mouse pad….

36. What is the last tv show you watched?

errr are kdramas considered a tv show? coz if it is, its goblin! ;)

37. What is the best sound?

PIANO… it’s just so calming?? but um i also love the sound of water.. even if its rain or the beach waves.. i lov it

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

idk them?? i mean i know the beatles but i havent actually listened to any of their songs so idkkk

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

los angeles! my butt hurt from seating in the airplane

40. Do you have a special talent?

um.. i draw?? hehe

41.Where were you born?

manila, philippines!

NOTE: IF U FINISHED READING UNTIL HERE I LOV U! LET ME KNOW IF U READ IT ALL URE PRECIOUS hehehehe ~

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