yep thats what i called it

anonymous asked:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT HIS REAL NAME??!?!!!

PLOT TWIST! But not really. XD;

Yep! That’s not his real name. We actually don’t know what his real name is because it was never said. Not even in the first episode. The real reason why he calls himself ‘Jack’ is because that’s what he was called by the first few civilians he encountered. And from that point on, he calls himself Jack because that’s what “they” call him. 

‘Jack’, at least in this case, is slang for ‘man’. So I guess in a way, our main character is  ‘Samurai Man’. XD

Touka and Amon’s Conversation Says More About How They Haven’t Grown

I’ve noticed that I had a vastly different interpretation of the conversation between Touka and Amon then most of the fandom. To be fair the conversation itself seemed okay, until I got to a certain panel. 

Amon’s rhetoric has always been a simplification of a much more complicated situation, but this is an especially glaring example. What exactly about the Daughter arc gave Kureo no choice but to murder Hinami’s mom in the middle of the street in front of her daughter, then use her kakuhou and severed arm to lure that same thirteen year old child into a death trap?

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reblog and tag with that one musical song you enjoy despite never having entirely listened to that particular musical

starsoup14  asked:

wait ur favoritw owl is the barred owl?? bc if itomg mine too thats so cool uwu

Yep! Barred owls are my favorite owls, with barn owls and great horned owls coming in second and third. (Mostly those three because I can identify them by their calls when I’m in the woods and it’s like “Oh hello friend! I know what you are!” And that makes me happy)

Originally posted by 432oneness

  • Me at work: okay so maybe people were rude today but that's okay I can take this
  • Me at my shift end: yep, I totally handled this. I'm good
  • Me when I got inside my car: -breaks down crying- I'm so horrible at everything why am I like this what the heck is wrong with me

UT Fankids Week
(kinda maybe? I mean the thing is that it had Sanscest in the tags…error ink is kinda sanscest so…. eh? I might be pulling a few strings here but even if these are not valid I hope to still do them!)

Day 1: First Words


Welp wanted to do something for this fun week! Even have a small story that goes along with it under the read more! ( well more of a ramble of a draft of how it could work but still! )

But man, this was fun to figure out what beginning PJ looked like. Heh man he looks like a MESS. Though no scarf or bag so yeah… he did just form o-o

I have no clue if PJ fits into the Fankids week thing but I like the prompts and hope to give more incite to how he’s like while growing up. 
(note the Ink and Error represented here are not canon however I tried to have them have more canon personalities and actions so *shrugs*. Just a warning cause yeah… technically there is no PJ but this is just how they are canon to his story o-o)

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My dad understanding shipping.
  • Dad: So, this is what you call shipping.
  • Me: Yep.
  • Dad: So this thing called, erm, Gerita, is Germany+Italy?
  • Me: That's right.
  • Dad: Do all the ships have these ships names?
  • Me: Yeah. And do you know what's the ship name for USA and England?
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: LIBERTEA! *starts laughing and fangirling*
  • Me: Get it?
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: Ya know, liberty...
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: Tea... You know, english people like tea...
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: ... And americans and freedom and... Get it? It's so freaking fabulous. Liber-tea.
  • Dad: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Dad: You all are fucking insane.
Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world. Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tasts so good all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Aight) It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis) In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly. No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly. The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes. Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive. With the thought, comes my direct actions. Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction. Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it. (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.) Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market. (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.) Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican. (Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.) Anything goes, even Hawaiian. (Anything goes, even Alaskan.) Long, and chewy (uh-huh uh-huh), occasionally gooey. The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!) 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. (uh-huh) Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (oooooo) *PJ's DJ crashs through the wall, room darkens for a moment, everyone is asking what's going on* *As soon as light turns on, they start rapping again* Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom. (Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.) I betcha didn't know; Noodles' the rules. (I betcha didn't know; There are no rules.) Sushi, burgers, they all taste good. (Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.) As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods. (As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.) Hip hop music (Hip hop,) with an old school (hip hop.) twist. I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. (Like this.) You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks. Come on kid, get down with the mix. (uh.) N. double O. D. L. E. S. (C. double O. K. I. E. S.) Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest. (Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.) Ramen, udon, soba, you name it. (Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it.) Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it. (Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.) Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. (as the key.) Full of pride, and glory way up above, Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why. (Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.) But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. (But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.) Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie. (Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.) Thanks brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. (You're welcome brother, for lettin' you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.)

Bismuth warm-up~

Kings of the Course

Summary: The one where Dan happens to be a famous pro golfer and Phil is his boyfriend. 

a/n: this is honestly just fluffy fluff and has nothing really to do with Dan being a golfer. i wanted to write something like that but then i soon realized that i had no clue how real golf worked so you know. oops. and i dont know how to spell amateur/amature 

Whenever Phil Lester entered the golf grounds he always felt out of place. He always wears a normal t-shirt and jeans instead of the khakis and polo shirt that was expected of him. Phil had been going to these games for a while and always wore the same thing, refusing to oblige to the normal country club standards set upon him.

Phil actually used to despise the idea of golf, most people did actually. That was until Dan Howell swept the scene and won everyone over with his young boyish charm, including Phil. He took over social media, soon his follower rating going through the roof. Girls found his looks to die for, and Phil couldn’t say he disagreed.

Many golf fans were outraged at first, thinking that they only let this amateur play because of his good looks. They were soon proved wrong because it so happened that Dan Howell was amazing at golf.

Dan’s fame became to rise and the number of girls that were in love with him did too. It was almost impossible for Dan to come out to the public as gay. He was finally sick of having to hide and followed in Tom Daley’s footsteps by posting a short video about how he had found a boy that made him so happy.

Phil Lester was proud to call himself that boy.

Surprisingly enough the outcome wasn’t as negative as expected. Some of the girls were upset at first, but soon realized they barely had a chance with him when they thought he was straight and decided to support him on it. There was obviously hate, but Dan always told Phil that coming home to him made it easy to ignore.

Phil wasn’t let off so easy either, seeing as the majority of the hate was directed at him. Dan’s lady fans weren’t as impressed with Phil’s looks, and all thought he was mooching off Dan’s fame and money. Dan sometimes caught Phil reading tweets on twitter saying things like ‘my question is why dan would go for such an ugly man? lmfao’ and ‘he is unemployed! he is just dating dan for the money!’ Little did they know that Phil inherited a quite large amount of cash when his parents passed away.

This was one of those particular nights where Dan was out doing promotion and Phil sat at home alone trying to stop the tears from falling down his face. He thought about all the mean words and his parents. He wrapped himself in the duvet they shared and inhaled the comforting scent. He was so concentrated on trying to calm his breathing he didn’t hear his boyfriend enter the room.

Dan lifted up the duvet and wrapped his arms around Phil. He pressed kisses onto the back of his neck.

“You’re beautiful.” He whispered into Phil’s ear. Phil turned into Dan and pressed his face against his chest.

“I love you.” Dan spoke again, laying them both down on the bed and wrapping them in the blankets. They both eventually fell asleep, Phil much happier than before.

The next morning Phil woke up to an empty bed. He stretched out his arms and legs and lifted himself from the bed, praying Dan wasn’t gone already. He walked into the kitchen finding Dan sitting next to a variety of different breakfast foods.

“Whats this?” Phil asked smiling.

“Just the start to our day together.” Dan stated plainly. He handed Phil a warm cup of coffee and prepared him a plate of pancakes and fruit.

“Our day together?” Phil questioned.

“Yep. I’m calling it the Phan Extravaganza.” Phil laughed.

“Phan? Isn’t that what your fans call us?”

“Thats what our fans call us love.” Phil laughed again at his boyfriends silliness. On the inside Phil was ecstatic. Dan was going to be home all day with him. He quickly finished his breakfast, thanking Dan for preparing such a delicious meal.

“So do we just get to hang out here all day and cuddle?” Phil asked hopeful. He hadn’t had a good couch cuddle in forever.

“Nope. I have events planned.” Dan smirked.

His smile faltered. “Events?” Phil moaned. “But cuddling…”

“There will be plenty of time for that later.” Dan chuckled as he stood up. Phil followed but stopped Dan in his tracks by wrapping his arms around his neck.

“But Daannnn.” Phil complained more into his boyfriends neck. Dan hoisted Phil’s legs around him and carried him like a child. That was definitely one of the main perks of dating a professional athlete. His biceps never seemed to fail.

“I love you.” Dan said laughing.

“I love you too.” Phil said giving up. He kissed Dan’s cheek. The brown haired boy carried Phil into the bedroom laying him on the bed. Dan quickly got dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans. He pulled out Phil’s lion shirt from their wardrobe and handed it to him.

“Oh no.” Phil said searching for a plain colored shirt.

“What? This is your favorite shirt Phil.”

“I think it makes me look childish.” Phil admitted, digging further into the wardrobe.

“You do? Or someone else said you do?” Dan questioned. Dan came up close behind his boyfriend, Phil felt his breath on the back of his neck.

“If you care what other people think so much love, I think the shirt makes you look sexy.” Dan whispered in his ear, giving Phil chills. Dan kissed the back of his neck before disappearing into the bathroom to get ready. 

They eventually left their flat and decided to shop first. They each got a couple of new shirts and Phil ended up getting a galaxy jacket that Dan kept telling him he looked beautiful in.

They ended up eating in a small cafe where only a few people recognized Dan, but didn’t want to bother the couple so left them alone. They finished their meals and Dan took Phil to the last place he expected.

“Mini golf Dan? Really?” Phil was confused but still smiling.

“Figured you could use a few pointers.” Phil was about to object, but then thought about Dan’s arms wrapped around him helping him play. Phil was actually really good a golf, the mini type especially, but he wasn’t about to admit that. Phil also wasn’t about to admit that Sharpay Evans did the exact same thing to get Troy Bolton’s arms around her.

And so he didn’t, and Dan’s arms found their way around Phil’s hips holding his hands in place around the putter. Phil shook his ass into Dan’s hips.

“My god Phil. It’s like you are trying to kill me.” Dan gasped a little.

“You caught me. I want the famous Daniel Howell dead, so I can take his place in the spotlight.” Phil turned and wiggled his eyebrows.

“But who would teach you to play golf?” Dan giggled. Phil kissed his cheek lightly.

“Who ever said I needed teaching?” Phil took the club from Dan’s grasp and placed the neon colored ball on the ground. He positioned himself like his Dad had taught him when he was little and sunk a hole in one. Phil looked up to see Dan looking rather impressed.

“Do you have any other secrets hidden in that cute little body of yours?” Dan questioned smirking. Phil walked up and wrapped his arms around his boyfriends neck.

“I think you know everything by now Daniel.” Phil whispered.

Dan closed the distance between their lips. Phil ran his hands under Dan’s shirt feeling his boyfriends perfect body. Dan disconnected their lips.

“Phil we are at a children’s miniature golf course.”

“So what?”

“Children’s Phil.” Phil withdrew his hands from Dan’s shirt.

“Fine, but you can assure I will have my way with you later.”

“Not if I have my way with you first.”

“Don’t try me Howell. I will kick your butt in this game of minigolf and leave you to wallow in your own embarrassment.”

“You think you can beat the player at his own game?”

“Oh I know I can, love.” Phil quoted Dan. Dan laughed.

Dan really love Phil, but he totally wasn’t going to let him win.

  • *Kyoko, Sayaka, and Homura are out for drinks. Kyoko and Sayaka are both mildly drunk but Homura has elected to drink tea instead*
  • Kyoko: So me and Sayaka are going to have a daughter...
  • Homura: How?
  • Kyoko: Shut up, that's how.
  • Homura: Right.
  • Kyoko: And we're going to name her... Taiyaki.
  • Homura: Oh?
  • Sayaka: Oh that's so cute, she could have a little fish hat and eat red bean paste with her hands so it's all over her face!
  • Kyoko: See, she knows how my mind works.
  • Homura: Don't encourage her.
  • Kyoko: And then me and Homura will have a baby...
  • *Homura chokes and spits out her tea in surprise, while Sayaka looks at Homura angrily*
  • Kyoko: Yep, and we'll call her Mooncake 'cause she's going to be like her mom. All normal on the outside but really sweet on the inside.
  • Homura: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
  • Sayaka: Give back my wife! You're stealing her, that's not fair.
  • Homura: I'm not-
  • Sayaka: *Starts crying loudly* Homewrecker!
  • Kyoko: And Taiyaki and Mooncake will bake cookies for us and we'll all live together.
  • Homura: Just what goes on in your head? I already have a girlfriend.
  • Kyoko: So you're leaving me with Mooncake all alone to go run off with your homewrecker?
  • Homura: Mooncake has a good head on her shoulders, she'll be fine. Wait, what am I saying?
  • Sayaka and Kyoko: Homewrecker!

mommasuga  asked:

SUGAHINA, DAIHINA, ASAHINA, OIHINA, TANAHINA, IWAHINA, AND FUTAHINA

i h8 u

Sugahina:

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies

  • Who is the most affectionate?

suga for sure!!! not that hinata isn’t affectionate he loves cuddling and kissing suga but suga is just so in love with hinata he wants to be everywhere he is and always be touching him soMEWHERE whether it be shoulder or head or hand or cheek or… ot her places cc;;

  • Big spoon/Little spoon?

suga’s the big spoon and hina’s the little spoon. hinata argues that he could totally be the big spoon if he tried but rlly he lo VES being wrapped up in suga’s arms. most of the time tho they sleep with hinata attached to suga as he sleeps on his back (his hand on hina’s waist)

  • Most common argument?

probably suga’s insecurity towards volleyball. one time suga was having a really bad day bc of it and hinata sat him down and just. body worship. body worship everywhere. compliments not only about his body but how good of a setter he is. and how much he loves hitting suga’s tosses. 

  • Favorite non-sexual activity?

cooking/baking bc. housewife hinata. y es yes always

  • Who is most likely to carry the other?

suga gives hinata piggybacks all the time

  • Nicknames?

hinata doesn’t say it much to suga’s face but he calls him angel almost everytime he’s talking about it. whenever hinata d oES  ssay it to his face tho, suga’s a blushing mess. suga always calls hinata by his first name and nicknames him along the lines of “sunshine, etc.”

  • Who worries the most?

su GAMOMMA

  • Who tops?

as much as i love top!hina, i’m pre sure suga although they both rlly like it when hinata rides him

  • Who initiates kisses?

both initiate the same amount i think (maybe hina a bit more bc he rLLY loves suga’s lips)

  • Who wakes up first?

hinata!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he’ll often just stay wrapped up in suga’s arms a bit more before getting up and making breakfast

  • Who says I love you first?

suga says it and he’s so sincere and serious and just dead set on hinata believing him which causes hinata to become a blushing mess, stuttering the words out back to him

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dariadaenerys replied to your post “dariadaenerys replied to your post “very important question” Well…”

So! The reason Gendry is just called Gendry and not Gendry Waters is because he is an unclaimed bastard. Edric Storm, Mya Stone, Ramsay Snow, and Jon Snow have their names because their fathers said “yep. Thats my kid. Im the daddy.” But in the case of Gendry he has no last name because he was never claimed.

@dariadaenerys Oh shit so I REALLY shouldn’t be calling him Flowers then… also its not like there’s a ton of Satins walking around that you need to differentiate between them. I’m having a little bit of an identity crisis now on behalf of my muse. @saltveined commiserate with me… you have to know your NAME

You guys the truth is revealed. I have no fucking idea what I am doing. 

based on a true story
  • (Lance and Hunk are helping Coran in the kitchen)
  • Coran: Thanks for helping me prepare dinner, boys!
  • Lance: Hey, no problem dude.
  • Hunk: Lance and I used to cook together all the time back at the Garrison, so we're glad to help! What's on the menu for tonight, Coran?
  • Coran: Well, I picked up some ingredients at the last farmers market we visited, and I found something that's a pretty close substitute to Earth's... Nuts, I believe you call them?
  • Lance: ... So we're having nuts for dinner?
  • Hunk: Lance-
  • Coran: Yep! I was thinking that we would prepare a salad and then-
  • Lance: Wow Coran, what a coincidence! Nuts are Hunk's favorite food group! In fact, one could even say-
  • Hunk: LANCE.
  • Lance: - That Hunk LOVES nuts!
  • Hunk: You are the worst.
  • Coran: Is that so? I had no idea that Hunk loved nuts!!
  • (Lance cough-laughs into his sleeve and Hunk punches him in the arm. Coran continues, oblivious)
  • Coran: Well, if Hunk loves nuts so much... He should have the honor of putting them in the dish! (He hands the bag of nuts to Hunk) Nut away, Hunk!
  • Lance: (HOLY_SHIT.JPEG)
  • Hunk: (praying4death.png)
  • Thog: Well, you actually, you actually beat a death god
  • Ashe: Yep.
  • Thog: That's... That's interesting and what's up with the backpack?
  • Ashe: That's the death god.
  • Thog: ... What?
  • Markus: Ashe! May I talk to you about...
  • Ashe: Subtly. Tact?
  • Markus: Little somethi-Little something, yeah little somethin' called subtly.
  • Ashe: No listen, Thog's smart.
  • Thog: Yeah, Markus, before you give her the lecture. It's okay. No. No. It's fine. (He takes a step forward) Okay... umm.
  • Ashe: I couldn't pull one over Thog, if I tried.
  • Thog: Wow. My cheeks are getting positively rosy.
SHINee Reaction to You Calling Them Daddy/Sir In Bed?

Anonymous said to fuxkdemkpop: How would shinee react when you told them you wanted to call them Daddy/Sir in bed?

Onew:

aww… jagiya.. *blushing like crazy*

on the inside: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. SHE CALLED ME DADDY! WHAT DO I DO? UHHH.. THATS IT. I AM GOING TO BE THE WORLDS BEST DADDY … YEP >: ) 

Minho:

mmmm.. thats hot… Perverted Thoughts

Key:

i’m so proud to be your jagi *kisses your nose*

Jonghyun:

*overwhelmed* y-you known my name… ; )

Taemin: 

*Can’t stop remembering the moment* I suddenly have started missing her more… i want her now.. i need her… where is that girl? o-o

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MY FIRST SHINEE REACTION! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!

~Jazmin

ASK BOX IS REOPENED!

  • Aline: I guess I kissed Jace to see if I was actually into guys at all
  • Clary: You know if you're still not sure you should try kissing a girl
  • Clary: Well hey look at that, I'm a girl!
  • Clary: So we should totally kiss right?
  • Clary: And it would have to be a long one definitely
  • Clary: This is me offering as a friend of course, I'm totally not bi. Nope completely straight,yep that's me "Clarissa not into girls at all Fray" that's what they call me
  • Aline: Clary my type is tall dark eyed beauties, and even I don't stare at Izzy's boobs as much as you do
  • Clary: What's your point?