yep i swear

The Game

@sleepingupsidedown <- I blame you for this one
-First off let’s get one thing straight Pidge doesn’t drink because A. Underage and B. Doesn’t like the taste of alcohol so they are the DP (designated pilot)
-Hunk has the best alcohol tolerance and barely ever gets drunk but when he does the kindness skyrockets as if that’s even possible, more hugs, compliments, and he lets everyone know that Lance is his best friend/ brother, and the paladins are also his family but he and Lance are hella tight
-When Shiro gets drunk he becomes a stuttering mess who tries and fails to flirt with Allura, but no worries because he never remembers it in the morning, and he doesn’t really get that terrible of a hangover
-Allura is magnificent in many things but being able to tolerate alcohol is not one of them. She is known as the lightweight™, and she relaxes more and just has a good time with the fam
-Coran is just a mess, he can’t do proper English or any language for that matter (it’s also how the team learned that Coran speaks and reads about 25 different languages fluently and can speak another 5 but it’s slightly more broken and he’s working on it) but he also sobers up really quickly
-Lance and Keith are a different story altogether, it’s like they switch personalities while they’re drunk
-Keith becomes really outgoing, uses wonderful one liners that almost gets him layed many times(but he always says he can’t but thanks the people for offering) how the world may never know, he also becomes a shit post generator. So really when you think about it Keith has 3 levels of drunk and he never remembers anything in the morning
-Lance however gets hit hard by his homesickness, he stops making jokes, he wanders to the edge of the group, starts making excuses to leave in his head, and smiles falsely, hides his hurt whenever he sees Keith flirting with someone and succeeding, because he wishes he were in those alien’s position
-Lance is never able to forget those nights, and each time he grabs a drink he promises he won’t become introverted and every time he succeeds at first until he spots Keith with someone else then it’s game over
-One night while they’re at a neutral trade planet and everyone is enjoying themselves especially Pidge because the others are oh so amusing
-Allura is the first one to go down and starts to laugh openly more and more
-It keeps progressing until everyone but Pidge is drunk, and suddenly Keith suggest they start a game
-Whoever gets the no nonsense bartender to exchange numbers, names, and a promise to talk, will receive whatever they wish from one of the players
-Pidge is immediately determined the judge, and the game begins
-Coran goes first and all he receives is the bartender asking if he wants a shuttle called for him which offends Coran, so he walks away back to the table and claims he is din (read as done)
-Allura goes next and while she’s relaxed and happy, she and the bartender just don’t really click, they would defend one another and not insult the other because girls from every planet should have each other’s back, but that doesn’t mean you really need to be friends so Allura thanks her for her time
-When it’s Shiro’s turn, he’s doing really well until he takes one look at Allura and causing him to apologize to the bartender and telling her his heart belongs to another and he didn’t mean to lead her on
-Shiro decides that he WILL tell Allura about his feelings tomorrow, and writes it down (he does remember, and Allura gives him a dazzling smile and tells him she would love to be in a relationship with him)
-It’s Hunks turn but when he’s on his way to the bartender he gets distracted by this other girl and he just starts complimenting her make up because that obviously took time and girl the winged eyeliner is on point
-And then the girl and Hunk spend time discussing how she applied everything giving him tips Hunk prepared a shopping list in his brain because he’s down to try make up because damn that eyeliner tho
-With Hunk basically dropping out it’s up to Keith and Lance, Keith goes first
-Keith starts off by making jokes and flirting with the bartender which immediately obliterates any chance he had at winning, knowing when to cut his losses he returns to the group
-Lance had seen Keith flirting with the bartender and he found he could no longer hold the fake smile and he stopped making commentary about the game and just sat back dreading walking up to the stranger for the game, he considers dropping out but he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself
-Lance then goes up to her, and the first thing he does is apologize to the poor bartender for all the shenanigans
-And he’s sorry he will be wasting her time and then the next thing he knows is telling he everything, from his homesickness to his feelings for the man who never remembered his name, and how even though he know he has everyone he can’t help but feel alone at times, like he has no one to talk to
-By the time he realized what he’s done he starts apologizing to the bartender surprised to find her smiling at him
-She then proceeds to tell him that it’s okay, her favorite part of her job is to hear people’s stories
-She let’s him know her name is Mel, she asks to exchange numbers because he is not alone, she will be there for him and beside she wants to her updates about the group’s antics and his possible relationship with Keith
-Next thing Lance knows he has a new friend/confidant and he has won the silly game
-So he puts on his fake smile and announces he won, receiving cheers from his friends
-Lance finds it to be too much and excuses himself to go to the bathroom, once he is washing his hands Keith walks in and claims that he always knew Lance was going to win the game
-He had felt it in his bones because who wouldn’t like Lance, Keith then claimed he tried, but ended up falling for Lance
-Lance is too shocked to react and Keith just casually walks out as if what he said was casual and normal
-When they ask Lance what he wants since he won the challenge he looks panicked for a second, which prompts Pidge to jump in and tell the group they should wait for tomorrow when they’re all sober, that way Lance can make a sound decision
The next day
-Somehow Lance manages to wake up before everyone else, only to find Pidge tinkering away with their computer
-Pidge straight up attacks Lance with questions about what happened last night
-Because Lance knows he owes Pidge for saving him yesterday he told them about Mel and then the confession from Keith if you even call it that especially since Keith becomes a big flirt with everyone and maybe he didn’t mean the falling for someone in the same way as others seeing as he doesn’t usually get things that aren’t literal
-Pidge slaps Lance in the face
-Tells him how the pinning has been going on for months and Keith never said anything because he felt guilty for not being able to remember Lance
-And how sure Keith flirted but he never went through with it and it was mostly just harmless, so go get your man™
-Later when Lance finally feels confident enough to talk to Keith about it he goes looking for Keith
-Once he finds Keith, Lance wonders if he should tell Keith and Keith asks him if he knows what his price will be for winning the game (Pidge told Keith about the game and NOTHING ELSE because that’s up to Lance)
- So Lance then decides what he’s going to do
-He asks Keith if he meant it, did he mean it when he told Lance he’d fallen for him and if by the he meant romantically
-Keith gets so red and flustered but he unmistakably says yes how could I not fall for you
-Lance then grabs Keith and starts kissing him only to stop when they hear the others cheering
P.S. Mel totally sent an audio message of her squealing when Lance told her

my mom: someone is going to assassinate trump

me: god i hope so along with every other neo-nazi and kkk member in the white house

my stepdad: if someone kills him it’ll be some crazy liberal 

me: or you know just someone who had their basic human rights stripped by his policies 

I’ve got scars, even though they can’t always be seen


What the signs must do

Aries: Protect Akashi smile

Taurus:   Protect Akashi smile

Gemini:   Protect Akashi smile

Cancer:   Protect Akashi smile

Leo: Protect Akashi smile

Virgo: Protect Akashi smile

Libra: Protect Akashi smile

Scorpio: Protect Akashi smile

Sagittarius:  Protect Akashi smile

Capricorn:  Protect Akashi smile

Aquarius:  Protect Akashi smile

Pisces:  Protect Akashi smile 

So remember, no matter your sign, YOU MUST PROTECT HIS SMILE. *cries*

  • me when i'm productive: I am flame. I am destruction. I am the youngest person on earth to be this smart. Generations will bow down to me. The world grovels in submission to my accomplishments, begging for knowledge. I will be their leader.

When the two that share destiny part and reunite, beyond the frame of time, the ceased clock will awake and start to tick once again.

[for strawberryandmoon , happy birthday ♥]


More BL from my trip to Nipponbashi in Osaka. I picked up volumes 9 and 10 of Tyrant Falls in Love second hand at Book Off… I keep seeing volume 9 in English going from $40 to $100 and I don’t think 10 is even out yet?

The Kingdom Hearts doujinshi above I saw last night in a glass case in the Animate building and balked at the 5000 yen sticker tag, so I passed it up. Once I found out it was an RS/Samwise title though I made the trip back after work to get it. I’ve been looking for doujinshi from that circle for years, but Kingdom Hearts doujinshi is tough to find (Disney actually cracks down on it) and titles from this circle are even harder to find (as in I’ve never even seen one). I’m such a Kingdom Hearts buff it was meant to be with me I think. Yep. Absolutely.

I swear I’m doing work on this business trip and not just touring the country buying BL.

onoderasritsu  asked:

may i request gom going together to an ice cream parlour only to find out that ogiwara's s/o is behind the counter (with an ogiwara cameo as well?) c: keep up the good work!

Let’s say that the reader is Ogiwara’s s/o. So yep. You are!

“I swear. This is why we don’t trust Murasakibara to make plans for us to hang out together.” Kise huffed. “Why must we always go somewhere with sweets? We just had a sweets shop hop!”

“Shut up, Kise.” Aomine yawned. “You still ate everything anyway.”

“Because I was hungry.” He pouted.

On the other hand, Murasakibara was shoving gummies into his mouth, while Kuroko and Akashi had a nice quiet chat of their own. Midorima was walking by them on the side, holding onto his lucky item of the day as always. Kuroko shook his head at the loudness of the duo walking in front of him. Aomine gave Kise a kick while the blonde only cried out in pain. They entered yet another ice cream shop to find it sort of empty, thank goodness.

“___-san?” Kuroko’s voice interrupted their thoughts. Everyone whipped their heads towards you standing behind the counter. You were surprised to find Kuroko there since you haven’t seen him for quite some time. However, seeing the other multi-colored boys behind him, you felt irritation nag at your heart.

You offered a polite smile to the phantom man though. “Kuroko-kun, it’s been a while. How are you?”

“I’ve been well. You?”

“Good.” You nodded. You liked Kuroko. He was a good friend of Ogiwara’s, your boyfriend, and he was a good guy overall. He was never rude and managed to always be polite and courteous towards you. “What can I get you guys today?”

“Oh right. These are my former teammates. Akashi, Kise, Aomine, Murasakibara and Midorima.” Kuroko pointed to each of the Generation of Miracles.

Aomine smirked, “Damn, Tetsu, how do you know this babe?”

Your eyes narrowed at him and he jerked back slightly in surprise. Kuroko shook his head, “Very rude, Aomine-kun. This is Ogiwara’s girlfriend. Do you remember Ogiwara?”

The air grew silent. And tense. Extremely tense. The awkwardness finally appeared. It was no surprise to you what these boys had done to your boyfriend in the past. You knew you had to forgive them and move on because it was all in the past but you couldn’t help the bitter feeling that clung onto your heart.

“Right.” Kuroko, sensing the shift in atmosphere, instantly moved to place his order.

As if things couldn’t get any worse, Ogiwara stepped into the store, a huge smile on his face, ready to greet you, until he saw the guys piled into the parlor. He blinked in confusion until he saw Kuroko, to whom he waved in excitement and quickly bounced over. “Kuroko!” He grinned, throwing his arms around his childhood friend. “How are you? It’s been a while, damn.”

“Yes, it has. I’ve been well. And you?”

“Good. Good.” Then his eyes flew to you. “And you’ve met my girl I see. She’s a sweetheart, isn’t she?” He leaned over the counter to give you a quick kiss on the cheek. He noticed your face visibly soften. “You okay?” He frowned.

“Yeah, fine. It’s just a bit… awkward.” You shrugged. At first, he raised an eyebrow before realization dawned on him.

He gave you a soft, comforting smile, tucking your hair behind your ear. “It’s okay. I’m okay about it now. I’ve found basketball again.” He whispered. “Thank you though for begin worried. But I am fine.”


The rest of the day went by uneventfully. The guys even chatted together and all seemed well, despite some awkward instances when they had silences and their minds brought them back to the 111:11 game.

However, you couldn’t help it. Before they left, you threw them one last look.

I will find you if you hurt him again.

They all scampered away with terrified looks.


The best thing about @since-he-was-eighteen’ Harrie and Lewie’s is still the fact that me and my husband get overly excited with each new one and read them to each other in the voices we made up for them. We still laugh about one and quote them in our home a week later! That’s my life. Wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Big hero six: a summary
  • *beginning*
  • Tadashi: Hiro nooooo
  • Hiro: Hiro yesssss
  • *at fire*
  • Hiro: Tadashi nooooo
  • Tadashi: Tadashi yesssss
  • *most of the middle*
  • Hiro: Baymax nooooo
  • Baymax: Baymax yesssss
  • *finds out yokai is Callaghan*
  • Team: Hiro+Baymax nooooo
  • Hiro+Baymax: yesssss
  • *final battle*
  • Hiro: Callaghan nooooo
  • Callaghan: Callaghan yesssss
  • *in portal*
  • Hiro: Baymax nooooo
  • Baymax: Baymax yesssss
  • *after movie*
  • Audience: what
  • Emma: Regina!
  • Regina: What?
  • Emma: It's your turn to do the dishes.
  • Regina: Is it?
  • Emma: I swear it is.
  • Regina: Are you absolutely sure?
  • Emma *chuckles*: Yes. I did them yesterday.
  • Regina *groans before pouting*: You know you love me....
  • *Emma laughs before throwing the towel over Regina's face*
  • Emma: Come me!
  • *Regina chuckles pulling the towel off of her face*
  • Regina: You know this means war?
  • Emma: Soapsuds war?
  • Regina: Followed by..."drying off"?
  • Emma: Yep.
  • Henry: Every day....I swear it would be easier if I just did the dishes...