“You had sex in the Museum of Modern Art ? Oh my gawd..” Penelope’s hands were clasped over her mouth and she was almost shaking with laughter.
You all were. What had started off as a nice meal cooked by JJ, had quickly escalated into a full on girls night in. You were all strewn about her living room, wine bottles in various places. You were lying on her couch, your feet placed in Emily’s lap and you were all discussing the various strange places you’d had sex.
You were tipsy, pleasantly on your way to being hammered and you were having a brilliant night in with your female colleagues. Garcia was sat in the arm chair with her legs slung up over the side and JJ was sprawled out on her floor, her head propped up on her arms and a half empty bottle of wine next to her. She’d taken to swigging directly from the bottle as she’d smashed her second wine glass an hour ago and you’d all berated her for wasting alcohol. You knew where your priorities were.
“Yep! I used to date one of the security guards when I was eighteen. He snuck us in after hours,” Emily told you, her face pink with laughter.
“God…” JJ said. “The most adventurous place me and Will do it is in the shower, he loves it in there.”
You giggled, “Spence loves it when we fuck in the shower too, although I’m always scared we’ll slip over.”
The three girls stopped laughing and all turned to look at you incredulously.
“Spence?” Emily asked.
Your eyes widened as you realised what you’d said.
“OUR Spencer?!?” JJ rearranged herself into an upright position, crossing her legs and leaning forward.
“Y/N? Really? You and Reid?”
JJ crawled across the floor and pulled out her handbag which was stashed at the side of her couch. Taking out her purse, she handed fifty dollars to Emily.
“Penelope, I believe you owe me fifty too?” Prentiss told Garcia.
“In a minute. I still…. Really?” She was leaning forward in her seat.
“You can’t say anything to the guys. Please. We’re not ready for people to know yet.”
“OH MY GOSH, IT’S TRUE!!” Garcia squealed and you caught JJ rolling her eyes and making the motion of covering her ears.
You took a big gulp of wine and nodded, readying yourself for the questions.
“When?” Penny demanded to know. “No no no wait.. I bet it was at Morgan’s party? Am I right, am I right?”
You shook your head. “We were together by then.”
“THAT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO, Y/N.”
Emily and JJ just looked amused, watching the exchange between you two. You gave them all a sheepish look.
“The time we went on that outward bounds team building thing? I remember you two lagging behind on the trails. Did something happen then. Wait… You two got back to camp a good thirty minutes after the rest of us. It was then wasn’t it… Oh I can see it now; you trip and Spencer reaches for you to stop your fall. You end up in a pile on the floor and stare into each others…. ”
“Pen, no. We were already together then too. Although something definitely happened in those woods.”
JJ interrupted her just before she was about to launch into another convoluted guess. “When exactly did it happen?”
“Erm…. You remember that case where I was really ill and Spencer ended up escorting me home and spent the weekend looking after me.”
“Hahahaha,” Emily laughed. “So you played a little bit of Doctor Reid and patient then.”
“Weeell not exactly. I was too ill. But that’s when we discovered that we both liked each other.”
“Girl, we could have told you that.” JJ sipped from her wine bottle, grinning at you.
“So wow… That was… ” Garcia thought back in her head, “Seven months ago.”
“What’s he like, you know, as a boyfriend?” JJ asked.
All three awwwwed in unison. You weren’t lying either, Spencer really was the best partner you’d had.
“Does anyone at work know?” Garcia wanted to know.
“Only Hotch. And that was because we felt he ought to. He’s fine with it as long as it doesn’t effect our work. Which so far, it hasn’t.”
There was a moments pause before Emily cleared her throat.
“I’m just gonna ask what those two are thinking. What’s he like in the sack?”
“I can’t tell you that!!”
“Yes you can.” They urged, almost as if they were a practiced chorus.
“No, I can’t!”
“You’ve gotta give us something here.” Garcia begged.
“Look, all I’ll say is that he’s definitely picked up a thing or two from all the things he’s read, and that he makes me extremely happy.”
Another trio of awwws.
“I never really imagined Spencer to be a shower sex kinda guy though,” Emily piped up.
“Oh he definitely is. I swear, the amount of times one of us has nearly slipped over.”
The girls had promised not to say anything and you were trying to find the right time to tell Reid that you’d let it slip. You’d decided that when you were ready, you’d tell everyone together.
You were sitting across from each other around the circular table in the meeting room with Hotch, Derek and Rossi, waiting for the other three.
Strolling in with smirks on their faces, they handed Reid a wrapped package.
You looked at them curiously.
“A present? What did I do to deserve this?” He asked them excitedly, ripping it open at their urging.
“An anti slip shower mat? I don’t get it?” He looked at them confused.
You were going to kill them. All three of them, together.
“Y/N was telling us the other night how you sometimes have problems staying upright in the shower,” Emily told him as the other two tried to keep a straight face.
“I’m sorry…… I’m so sorry!!”
He started to chuckle as did the other men. Standing up, he quickly walked around the table and pulled you out of your chair, wrapping his arms around you.
“I kinda let it slip too, last weekend when we were at Rossi’s.”
“Thank God!” Derek exclaimed loudly. “I thought we were gonna have to pretend we didn’t know forever. You have no idea how hard this last week has been for me, wanting to make jokes at your twos expense. Although… The shower mat. I don’t get it?”
Penelope whispered something into his ear and he grinned, nodding approvingly.
How would BTS react if thier s/o (also an Idol) wrote a song a bout them (everyone knows that it is about them) and their s/o would perform this song at an award show?
[Gifs do not belong to me, all credit goes to the rightful owners]
Joonie would be really touched by the fact that you chose a song you’ve written meant for you and him to a whole crowd of people, and at an award show! like he’d seriously be a proud and happy boyfriend. As you sang you’re heart out to the song about you and him he becomes all shy but would have the biggest grin on his face while he watched you perform. Once the song was over there is a small break so he rushes backstage to see you. “Baby you did amazing!” he embraces you in a great bear hug. “You really liked my performance?” you look up at him smiling. “All of it,” “that’s good this song is already special but I wanted to make it memorable for you.” You nuzzle your head onto his chest hugging him a bit tighter. He can’t help but smile and kisses the top of your head. “I love you y/n.”
When he sees you on stage and hears the familiar tune he would be a little caught off guard and laugh away his shyness. But as you began to sing the song jin would stare up at you with so much love and sing along with you. After you’re performance he heads over backstage to tell you how well you did and how it surprised him a bit. “Y/n I can’t believe you sang our song,” he hugs you. “Was it too much, I just wanted to sing it for you and I thou-” he cuts you off by capturing your lips with his in a quick kiss. “You did great and I loved every minute of it.” You blush and hid your face a little “You liked it that much?” “How could I not it’s our song y/n you made my heart jump and every thing!” You laugh at his reaction and kiss him again. “I’m happy you enjoyed it.”
Personally I don’t think yoongi would be able to hide that gummy smiles of his because he’d be so freaking flustered the moment the music began to play and realizing it was the song you wrote about your relationship. Like he tries to be chill about but he can’t because he’s kinda low-key fanboying over you. He would see the way you poured your heart into singing the song and how much passion you were showing in front of the crowd would make him all giddy inside and he wouldn’t know what to do with himself. When your stage was over he sneaks away to find you. “Interesting choice of song babe,” “Did I surprise you?” you grinned at your boyfriend and gave him a playful hit to the arm. “maybe a little, but you did great up there?” he puts his arms around you and pulls you closer to him. “A little?” you raised a brow. “Look I really liked that you decided to sing it ok, you can tease me later about it just let me hug you.”
Hobi gets emotional at certain times and this would probably be one of those times. The fact that you’re singing your guy’s song at this time in front of all these people, with him there would take him over the flipping moon. He would smile and sing along and then at some point just cry a little because his heart just hurts from all the love he’s feeling. When you finish he wastes no time to get to you and hugs you like it’s his last day on earth. “Hobi did you cry?” you held his face in your hands and tried not to laugh. “Psh no,” he sniffles a bit. “I had something in my eye,” “both your eyes?” Hoseok smiles widely and kisses the top of you’re head. “Don’t judge me I was bound to with you singing our song.”
First things first, he would have the biggest smile the second you came up on stage. He claps and cheers along the crowd and the other boys to just feeling so proud to see you up there. Although he’s already seen you perform multiple times. And the second he hears the beginning of the song he’d instantly become shy and hide his face a bit as the members teased him a bit. He’ll see you singing to him and just kinda wave at you not really knowing what to do with himself. “Y/n!” you turn to see him calling you over to him. “So our song huh?” he smiles shyly. “Yep I thought It was the perfect time to sing it,” ‘’Ah, good thing too now everyone knows how much you love me,” he smirks and slings his arm around you. “But they already knew mi-” “shh I know I’m just happy. let me have this moment.”
Tae would be a happy puppy singing along with you with just as much passion as you showed on stage. He’d be cheering for you and sometimes look at the crown behind him to point at you like yeah that’s my girl up there. Tae would have that boxy grin that you love so much plastered onto his face the whole entire time and even after when he went to go see you. “JAGI, Y/N,” he was basically speed walking to you. “Hi tae,” you kissed his cheek. “I saw you down there you were really excited,” you laughed. “Of course I was you sang my favorite song,” he did some cute little dance while singing a line or two from the song. “So it’s your favorite song?” “Well why wouldn’t be?”
You walk on stage, the crowd is cheering and with jungkook as well. The music starts and he freezes mid clap because he’s like wait a hot second. He’ll listen for a moment hearing you sing and trying to comprehend what your saying before he realizes and is like oh wait it’s our song. He’ll become shy because one, your up there singing to him, and two, his hyungs would tease him a bit but would think it’s really freaking cute. “Kookie did you like my performance?” you look up at him and smile waiting for his response. “Yeah I really liked it,” he chews his lip a little “I was a little surprised though I didn’t think you were going to sing it.” he laughs a little. “Thank you?” “For what?” he shrugs his shoulders a bit. “For singing it, I don’t know what else to say,” he chuckles nervously. “You’re happy, and you love me?” “Yes, very much.”
five times Shepard was distracted by looking at Kaidan and one time he was distracted looking at Shepard?
@n7kiera-ryder requested “Shenko and stolen glances (and maybe one time they got caught?)” and that’s very similar to this, so we’ll combine them! Also it just so happened that they both get distracted by each other.
Shepard notices Kaidan as they’re suiting up to hit the ground on Eden Prime. Of course, she’d met him before. It had been a slightly awkward encounter. Anderson was showing her around the ship, and they’d bumped into the Lieutenant having coffee in the Mess and he’d nearly spilled it all over himself trying to salute. She’d given a curt smile and introduced herself.
But now, she’s caught off guard by him just the same way he was when they first met. She watches Kaidan slip into his armor - lighter than hers - and attach his chest piece and gauntlets. He pauses a moment and pushes back a few thick curls of hair at the back of his head and attaches his amp to his implant. He calibrates it through his omni-tool to a perfect precision.
He’s a soldier who has clearly seen battle, but it’s not his scars that give it away. It’s the demeanor and eerie calm that he exudes, and it almost seems rehearsed, as if his career as a biotic soldier taught him well over the years. He has to be twice as good, twice as fast, cool down as quick as their weapons do, and if he’s on the front lines: never hesitate.
His fingers glow blue, and the biotics spread up his arm. He holds his gun in the air - levitating - and bouncing it a few times, feeling for any calibration kinks in his amp. She finds herself so mesmerized by his routine, she only snaps out of it when the biotic blue glow disappears.
How would the UF, US and SF skelebros react to their S/O breaking up with them, and then finding out later that it was because they didn't think they were good enough for the skeletons.
When you first break up with him, he expected it. Yep, he saw that coming. After all, he’s not exactly the perfect boyfriend. He’s constantly drowning in his insecurities and lashing them out on anyone, including you. You’ll be happier with someone else for sure. When he finds out it’s because you were insecure, he doesn’t believe it. He just can’t wrap his mind around the fact that you think that you’re not good enough for him. He finds you and pull them into a hug, yelling at them that he loves them no matter what and if anything, you’re too good for him. He shoots down every argument you make with an “I don’t care. I love you.” He is more mindful about your feelings from now on, so whenever you are feeling down, he just holds you and lists everything he loves about you.
When you break up with him, he just says nothing and walks away to avoid accidentally hurting you. And ohh boy. He wants to. He really really wants to. He goes to an empty place and destroys everything in his path out of sheer anger and by the end of his rampage, it looked like a meteor struck. He is on edge for the next few days, lashing out easily and attacking anyone who even brings up your name. Even Sans has to be extra careful, either avoiding his boss or just doing everything he says. When Fell finds out that you didn’t think you were good enough for him, he angrily slams down your door and yell at you for how stupid you’re being. He shoves you a bouquet of flowers and expresses his deepest affections and how he finds you to be a wonderful romantic partner. Yeah, this is the closest thing to affection he’ll ever get. Hopefully, you’ll take him back.
He’s bawling when you break up with him, begging you to take him back. He’ll do anything for you to stay with him, but you refuse, he just sits there in shock. This moment really damaged his self confidence and his training and routine suffers because of it. Before Papyrus and Alphys could kill you for hurting Blueberry, he finds out your reason. Blue immediately runs to your house with post it notes and a pen. He makes sure that you’re out of the house first, then he picks your lock and head up to your bedroom, writing every reason why he loves you and how perfect and important you are in his life. He covers every inch of your wall with these notes. Then he leaves your house and wait for you to call him. He’s okay if you still don’t want to get back together, but he’ll never forgive himself if you don’t think you’re good enough.
When you break up with him, he just leaves and pull out a pack of cigarettes. Maybe two. Or three. Why stop there, let’s make it four. He gets into his regular routine to try and forget about you, but even the smallest thing like the a whiff your smell could clench his soul. When he finds out why you broke up with him, he rings your doorbell, taking a long drag of his cigarette and blowing it into the air. Leaning against the doorway, he just says, “I’m not good enough for you either.” You and him proceed to have a long and rational conversations about your insecurities and it ends with the skeleton murmuring praises on your lips.
WHAT?! WHAT? He doesn’t let you leave until you explain why. When you tell him that you don’t think you’re good enough for him, he gets angrier. WHAT YOU DO MEAN YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM YOU’RE HIS DATEMATE SO YOU MUST BE PERFECT IN EVERYWAY OTHERWISE HE WON’T BE DATING YOU. This only reaffirms your desire to leave him and Sans realizes the pressure he puts you through. It must be hard to keep up with his greatness everyday though he assumes that you don’t even have to try since you’re already so perfect for him. He softens up a little and just holds you close and doesn’t let you go apologizing that he made you feel that way. This skele rarely apologizes for anything, so you know that he’s being sincere.
When you break up with him, he tries to keep it together, but doesn’t hold anything against you. Instead, he wishes you a good life and leaves. He goes to his room and cries for hours. The next few days, he stalks you a little, just making sure that you’re okay and safe. When he finds out the reason you broke up with him, he starts over. Basically, he approaches you and asks you out on a date, like you’ve never went out the first time. You get confused by this and he explains that he wants to start over and do everything right to make sure you don’t feel insecure about the relationship again. If you accept, he will take you to see the stars and explains why they shine.
“That one shines because of your smile. That one shines because of how you make me breakfast in bed every morning. That one shines because I love you.”
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**************** “Sweet cheeks?” Wade called, wandering through the office and garage. “Oh there they are.” He tilted his head and just stared at that long, lean body bent over the hood of a car replacing a battery. “I missed you boys, been hiding in an office chair for like weeks and–”
“Wade.” Peter straightened and grinned. “Stop talking to my ass. What do you want?”
“You almost done?” Wade tilted his head and made a point of trying to crane his neck around to see Peter’s butt again.
“Yeah man, just about. Two minutes if you’d just leave me alone and let me finish. What’s up?”
“It’s time for a grocery run in town unless you want baking soda and crackers for dinner. You wanna come?”
“Uh–” Peter thought for a minute, trying figure out what else needed to be done before they could close the shop. He was pretty sure all the paperwork was done, and this car wasn’t being picked up until late tomorrow. So–
“I could use my hand, or my mouth or—” Wade was talking but shut up when Peter’s eyes bugged out.
What do you do when you don’t want to follow Jesus? Do you know what I’m talking about? I mean those situations when you are faced with a decision and you know without any doubt that the thing you want to do is the very thing Jesus is calling you not to do. If you’re anything like me, this is where your relationship with God suddenly and abruptly vanishes as if it never existed. When I’m faced with a moment where I can either follow God’s clear leading or not, and I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I really want to do the wrong thing, I have this incredible ability to simply shut God out of that moment. I don’t want to talk to Him or deal with Him and in fact, it just seems that this whole situation would be so much better if He wasn’t a part of the equation. In a way, I treat God like a little kid who’s not yet mature enough to watch certain type of movie or listen to a certain song - as if this decision I need to make is the kind of adult content God’s not quite ready for. So, I pat God on the head and send Him to His room so I can more freely do whatever it is I want to do since He wouldn’t really understand, anyway.
Do you ever do that? Do you ever decide to spiritually check out, as if you’re not really a believer for the little piece of time it takes to make this decision? It feels like turning down the volume on the radio in your spirit or pretending to lose cell service and dropping a call you don’t want to make. The plain truth of the situation is that we sometimes want the wrong thing and the reason we kick God out of those conversations and decisions is that we not only want to do what we want to do, but we honestly don’t think God would understand that in any way, so we shut Him out. We don’t know what else to do besides push Him away. It feels like the right decision in that moment, right? We both agree that this thing I want is wrong, so why talk about it? You’re not going to understand me and I don’t want to do your thing, so let’s just not even try. It honestly feels like the only way to handle temptation, but what if there is another way? What if there’s a right way to want the wrong thing and what if we can learn it from Jesus Himself?
Jesus sometimes wanted the wrong thing. That sentence feels off doesn’t it? How could Jesus want the wrong thing? Jesus was perfect, right? Yep. He totally was. He never did said or even thought anything wrong, but the Bible tells us plainly that He was tempted in every way we are. Every way. He knows how it feels to want the wrong thing. Isn’t that amazing? He never sinned, but He knows how strong the pull of temptation can be. Luke tells us plainly that on the night He was betrayed Jesus was tempted to call off His suffering. He was face to face with the will of God - the plan that had been promised since the garden of Eden and He wanted something else. Not only that, Jesus faced a real choice. He had the power to stop what was about to happen to Him. He could have said no. He could have called an army of angels and avoided the betrayal, the arrest, the mocking, torture and death. It was tempting. So tempting, in fact that Jesus was under a strain and stress so intense that the capillaries around His sweat glands burst and He was literally sweating blood. How does a person face temptation like that? What did He do?
Jesus took all that emotion straight to God. He was honest about it. He told the Father everything He was feeling and He didn’t edit anything for content. He knew God was big enough to handle the truth. What’s more, He knew God loved Him and understood Him. He laid it all out there and the coolest thing happened. Angels showed up anyway. Angels came, not to stop the crucifixion, but to give Jesus courage and help. Wow. What if you faced temptation in that way? What if you didn’t ignore God, but instead invited Him into the process? What if you kept the line of communication open and told God everything you were feeling? You’d find He loves you and understands you. You might even find supernatural help shows up just when you need it.
HAHA! Good question… It’s really depended of my mood ;w;
Actually Josuke is my favorite character to draw. He’s feminine and masculine, sexy and cute, serious or not, with pompadour, unique style, good colors, special size… Yep for me he’s easy to stylise him. Perfect muse!!!
But I love Onigawara Tenga (but I don’t understand why I draw him with pointy teeth haha), Okuyasu, Speedwagon, and many others characters for the same reason ^w^”
(Actually my favorite OC to draw is Gene Khan, I don’t show him often)
The first movie had ended and Bonnie and Caroline, huddled together in a blanket, had used up an entire box of tissues. Then Bonnie got a Facetime from Enzo and hurried off to another room, leaving Stefan and Caroline alone together once more.
Caroline wiped her cheeks again before turning to look at Stefan. She looked beautiful even after crying through the last hour of the movie. What the hell. “Did you cry, or are you a robot?” she demanded.
Stefan had to admit he had gotten a little misty-eyed during many points in the movie. “It was sad.”
Paring: Pick Your Winchester!! Dean, Sam, John, whoever you
Word Count: 1,240
Warning: It’s smut guys, dirty sinful smut
A/N: This came from a very fun conversation with
@chuckiefinsteryouremyhero that brought out my very naughty Catholic girl side.
I’m pretty sure that this fic is going to guarantee me a VIP spot in Hell, so
“Come on in!” Taking a deep breath, you opened the door to
the small side chapel.
Warnings: Mentions of death, injury, medical procedures, needles, and blood. Fluff. Slow burn. Smutty smut smut. Sir kink.
A/N: ***PLEASE READ: I have worked in the medical field and in the ER for almost five years. Every patient situation here is taken from personal experience. There is mention of being able to find the lighter side to emergency situations. I don’t say this or bring it up to sound callous or anything, but working in the medical field is heavy enough as it is without learning how to build walls and find something good to focus on despite situations. If you are not okay with this viewpoint, please do not read any further. I promise it is not meant to diminish what patients and families go through in these devastating circumstances.*** All statistics, uniform colors, locations and places mentioned are accurate to the best of my ability. Code names are mentioned and are taken from my own hospital experience.
PS: Title taken from the the song When The Right One Comes Along by Striking Matches. Listen HERE
Tuesday. 0450. Neat ponytail. Navy blue scrubs crisp, clean, and wrinkle free. School patch on the left shoulder emblazoned with the letters ‘JHUSON.’ Name pin on the left breast, right above the school logo. Stethoscope around the neck. Favorite pen in the right pocket.
Check, check, check, you thought, surveying yourself in the mirror as you went down the list of things required for your uniform.
It was the first day of your first Clinical Rotation. How you had managed to not only get into Johns Hopkins School of Nursing on the first try, but then to get your preferred choice of practice as your first clinical? Nothing short of a miracle. Glancing at your watch, 0455, you realized with a start that you had five minutes till you needed to leave.
Lunch, keys, phone, backpack with necessary books and study materials, lab coat, water bottle, and out the door, just to rush back in and grab a banana and granola bar for breakfast.
Sirius, from a very young age, always shied away
from touch and intimacy—a product of the Blacks’ harmful emotional and sexual
In fact, he hardly knew what physical displays
of affection were until he came to Hogwarts and met a certain James Potter
James is all hugs, kisses and cuddles, and his
expressions of affection are so infectious that one can’t help but join in
So, without doubt, this has a huge impact on
Sirius. He finally finds out how amazing little hugs and cuddles can be, but
even then, he is extremely selective about who he lets hug or cuddle him
Its initially just James, Remus and Peter, but
later, Lily, Marlene and Alice also become part of the extremely close-knit
group of People Who Can Hug Sirius Black
So, by the time they are 13-14, and the teenage
hormones are kicking in and people are off having crushes and sexual fantasies,
Sirius just feels—nothing
James is off lusting after Lily, Peter is busy
getting off with Marlene, and even Remus goes around snogging a few blokes, but
Sirius feels no sexual curiosity
In fact, this is when he discovers that he is
actually kinda repulsed by the act of sex
And he finds himself confused and frustrated,
thinking that he is broken somehow
When he confides in the other marauders, James
and Peter are confused too, but Remus—who knows quite a bit about the LGBT+
spectrum—knows immediately that Sirius is asexual, and takes it upon himself to
reassure Sirius that there is nothing wrong with him, that his sexuality is
perfectly normal and valid
So, Remus becomes Sirius’ guide and saviour when
it comes to sex and sexuality education. He tells Sirius everything about the
gender and sexuality spectrums, and gives him the appropriate muggle sex ed
books so that he gets to learn more about these things
Through these books, Sirius also learns about
And thats when he slowly starts realizing that
yep, he has a deep romantic attraction towards Remus
Because Remus is perfect and beautiful and
smart, and whenever he smiles at him, Sirius’ stomach does a double-flip
But Sirius is scared of confessing his feelings,
because Remus very obviously likes boys who would want to engage in ~sexual
acts~ with him, and would obviously not be interested in dating Sirius
So Sirius resigns himself to pining and trying
to get over his unrequited crush (which he very obviously fails at everytime
Remus as much as looks at him)
At the end of fifth year, when the Yule Ball is
about to be held and everyone’s busy trying to woo their respective dates
(especially James, who simply refuses to take No for an answer in his pursuit
of wooing the fair Lily Evans), Sirius sits dejectedly near the lake because
obviously, the person he wants to ask will most probably say no
But, to his utter surprise, Remus joins him
wrong, Pads? Why are you sitting here on your own?”
just…wanted to avoid the hullabaloo surrounding Yule Ball dates in the Common
don’t want a date?”
“Then you do
want a date?”
Sirius doesn’t know how to reply, so all he says
is a mumbled “Maybe?”
don’t you ask them?”
wouldn’t want someone like me. He’d probably want someone who can
actually…you know…do that.
if you’re wrong?”
Sirius doesn’t know what to say to this. He
looks up at Remus, who is suddenly staring at him with such intensity that he
can’t look away. “I…I..”
Pads” says Remus, smiling so brightly that Sirius feels nearly blinded, “For all you intelligent scheming and
pranks, you can be really stupid sometimes”
And before he knows it, Remus’ lips are on his
And the breath is nearly knocked out of his
When they finally come up for air, Sirius asks “You really want to be my date?”
“Really”, Remus replies, brushing a strand of
Sirius’ hair and kissing his nose
And that’s how they begin dating. Remus, like
the perfect human being he is, always respects Sirius’s boundaries and doesn’t
care even a little bit about Sirius’ lack of sexual attraction. All they care
is the fact that they love each other and are happy and cuddle and hug the fuck
out of each other
Summary: You come home from a stressful week of working, unable to complete the mission Fury has sent you on. Being the good friend he is, Pietro helps relieve some stress.
Author Notes: I’ve wanted to write Pietro smut so badly so I wrote this in about two hours. I got it from a post I saw my prompt was ‘eating you out as a friend’ Printessa means princess.
(Y/N) fell onto one of the couches in Avenger tower with a
satisfying thump. Her head hit the pillow perfectly and she wanted nothing more
than to let herself drift to sleep on the couch after a long day. A migraine
soon began to kick in. When her body relaxed, the soreness of her muscles
became apparent. She let out a groan rolling to her side. This week was really kicking
her ass. Fury had the spy looking high and low for a very specific Hydra agent,
and he was extremely elusive. She was beginning to expect he knew he was being
spied on by how well he evaded her. The stress was hitting hard this time
day?” Came the beautiful Russian accent of the most attractive man in the
Avengers. Captain American be damned, Pietro Maximoff won (Y/N)’s heart any day
of the week.