yellow-minute

Quite long head. A6, 2016.

We sat in the garden a Monday afternoon. The grass hadn’t been mown for a month or so. The Pie focused wholly on a little yellow dandelion flower a minute beautiful, before crushing it in his fat caramel hand. In the evening we watched videos of people falling over in the street and maiming themselves on various gymnastic apparatus. Everybody laughed. We would drive to Liverpool the next morning.

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I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it

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boys with yellow eyes

the gym at the lake was red and then went to yellow for like 2 minutes before I reclaimed it to blue

AND WHEN WE GOT HOME 2 MINUTES LATER I WENT TO COLLECT THE 10 POKECOIN REWARD AND SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY BEAT MY PIDGEOT SO I COULDNT COLLECT IT

One minute “It’s so nice to be outside with the kids, just doing stuff, peaceful, teaching them to appreciate nature. Maybe we could find a salamander……”

*daughter gets stung by a yellow jacket*

Next minute, ready to do extreme violence: “I will hunt you buzzy bastards down and kill every one of you and your children and your children’s children how dare you even freaking exist get ready to DIE SLOWLY. Do you hear me nature I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU HURT MY BABIES.”