yellow sinestro

How To Tell what Lantern Corp You’re In

Green Lantern Corps: Every part of your body tells you to yell fuck you, but you resist the word or use a child friendly version of it

Sinestro Corps: You tell the person fuck you in the coldest way with a glare and they back off

Red Lantern Corps: FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, FUCK EVERYTHING you yell as you proceed to beat up everything in a square mile radius

Star Sapphires/Violet Lantern Corps: Fuck you, then let’s fuck me you say in the most flatterous way possible

Orange Lantern Corp: FUCK YOU you shout as the run off with the sandwich you just stolen off of someone

Indigo Tribe: You hear some yell fuck you, you run over concerned and wondering if everything is ok

Blue Lantern Corps: You hear someone yell fuck you, you hope everything is alright, but you’re not concerned enough to ask what’s up by yourself

Black Lantern Corps: You would love to say anything, BUT YOU’RE DEAD

White Lantern Corps: You don’t say anything you are above saying fuck you, but yet you completely consider saying it

Bonus:

Phantom Lantern: You say fuck you yet no knows what you mean by it

What I would love is if the “Jon becomes a Yellow Lantern but instead of joining the Sinestro Corps he punches Sinestro in the face” becomes an actual plot, either in GL, Batman, or its own comic, and reviewers constantly go “Scarecrow rejects Corps membership” over the full panel of Jon suckerpunching Sinestro.

Because like, yes, yeup, that sure is Jon rejecting Corps membership.