ok guys. i have it. the best steven universe theory i will ever come up with
there have already been posts about onion being yellow diamond. this makes sense, as he is powerful, terrifying. and indeed yellow.
vidalia is: also yellow, also intimidating, feminine in appearance like all the gems we’ve been shown, and is no longer in the picture.
YELLOW DIAMOND VIDALIA GAVE HER LIFE TO BIRTH ONION, THE ULTIMATE GEM/HUMAN HELLSPAWN, TO BRING TERROR UPON THIS EARTH.
NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE MORE SENSE.
(before anyone points out sour cream: SHH DON’T RUIN THIS)