yellow onion

i’m still laughing about the whole “onion = yellow diamond” theory because the whole “he has no ears, so he must be a gem” point is literally exactly what dib says to try and prove that zim is an alien in the first episode of invader zim

“chopped” rp

your ingredients are

  • 16 yellow onions
  • chicken gizzards
  • the head of john the baptist
  • and chickpeas

20 minutes on the clock time starts now

Yield: Makes 6 burgers

Unlike most store-bought “veggie burgers,” these super healthy homemade patties are, believe it or not, made with vegetables! They can easily be made vegan and are also free of grains, beans, and soy.

Ingredients

2 teaspoons extra-virgin olive oil

½ medium head cauliflower, cored and chopped small (about 3 cups chopped)

½ medium yellow onion, chopped small (about ¾ cup chopped)

1 medium celery stalk, peeled and chopped

1 medium carrot, peeled and chopped

1 medium sweet potato, peeled and shredded (about 1-½ cups shredded)

2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped

½ cup (packed) blanched almond flour, or any ½ cup (packed) any ground nut/seed 

2 tablespoons ground flaxseed

1 teaspoon ground cumin

½ teaspoon poultry seasoning

½ teaspoon sea salt

¼ teaspoon black pepper

1 large egg (see note below for egg-free/vegan)

Instructions

  1. Heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the cauliflower, onion, celery, and carrot. Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 5 minutes. Add the grated sweet potato and garlic. Cook, stirring occasionally, for 4-5 minutes. Remove from heat.
  2. Transfer the vegetables to a food processor fitted with the steel blade and allow to cool for 10-15 minutes.
  3. Add the almond flour, flaxseed, cumin, poultry seasoning, salt, and pepper to the vegetables. Pulse just to combine. (You still want the vegetables to have some texture, so don’t completely turn them into paste.) Add the egg and pulse just to combine.
  4. Use your hands to form the mixture into 6 “burger” patties. The mixture will be somewhat wet, so don’t be alarmed if it seems really moist. Place the patties on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Refrigerate or freeze while you preheat the oven to 400ºF.
  5. When the oven is preheated, place the pan in the oven and bake the burgers for 10 minutes. Carefully flip them over and continue baking for another 15 minutes. Let the burgers rest for at least 5 minutes before serving.
  6. Serve with your desired toppings.

**For egg-free: Whisk together 1 tablespoon ground flaxseed or ground chia seeds with 3 tablespoons HOT water. Set aside for 10 minutes to form a gel. Use this in place of the egg in the recipe.

- See more at: http://www.dailybitesblog.com/2013/04/30/super-healthy-veggie-burgers/#sthash.ELm2Fjw6.dpuf

ok guys. i have it. the best steven universe theory i will ever come up with

there have already been posts about onion being yellow diamond. this makes sense, as he is powerful, terrifying. and indeed yellow.

however.

vidalia is: also yellow, also intimidating, feminine in appearance like all the gems we’ve been shown, and is no longer in the picture.

YELLOW DIAMOND VIDALIA GAVE HER LIFE TO BIRTH ONION, THE ULTIMATE GEM/HUMAN HELLSPAWN, TO BRING TERROR UPON THIS EARTH.

NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE MORE SENSE.

(before anyone points out sour cream: SHH DON’T RUIN THIS)