So my grandparents have this really old washing machine that jumps around if you put towels and sheets in together cause of the difference in weights. So my grandmother in her seniality refuses to use it because “it will bother the neighbors.”
So yesterday, they were visiting us and my uncle kevin couldnt come so he did their laundry, mixing all the clothes and sheets and its jumping around like a jack hammer and my uncle shouts at it “JUMP ALL YOU WANT! I DONT CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU JUMP YOU FUCKING IDIOT”
So I have these two NaNoWriMo posters from three (four?) years ago because I ordered one and they didn’t send it for like a month so I complained and then they sent another and the next day the first one arrived so I ended up with a free second poster. And I’ve actually never put either of them up. But now I have my own room and stuff and I wanted to frame one and put it above Sci Fi couch but I accidentally misaligned it on the backing and when I tried to realign it I ripped it. But I was like “well at least I have another one” but then that one ripped a little too AND I ended up framing it lopsided too because I suck. And then I tried to hang the frame and the stupid brackety thing it hangs with came off the cheap Wal-Mart frame (that wasn’t even actually that cheap) and I tried to keep it on with duct tape but it’s not holding so it just falls down and I am very frustrated.
Laptop: Sorry, this file cannot be saved. Crashing now. Me: …. Laptop: See? I crashed. That thing you just worked for two hours on? It’s gone. Ha-ha. Me: …Are you sure? Laptop: Yep, pretty sure. There’s no file there anymore. Me: Check again? Laptop: Nope, not there. Me: YES IT IS. FIND IT OR I WILL MURDER YOU. Laptop: Oh, here it is. Sorry. Please don’t kill me. Me: Thanks.
This is the face of someone who: -sacrificed her lunch break to be very disappointed by the Brand New ticket pre-sale -isn’t at a free Touche show right now because I had to work until 6 -almost broke a finger today while helping kids at work -had a traumatizing incident on the playground this morning when a BEE LANDED ON MY FACE. TWICE. -is getting sick. again.
I give up trying to make this day a success.
EDIT: I got home and found the live stream of the show right after Touche Amore finished their set. Another win for today :|
i hate it when im using my phone or ipad in bed and it ends up falling on me. it’s like getting low-key punched in the face, but you can’t fight back or yell, because iT’S A FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BEAT ITS NONEXISTENT LIFE OUT OF IT?