yelling-at-inanimate-objects

So my grandparents have this really old washing machine that jumps around if you put towels and sheets in together cause of the difference in weights. So my grandmother in her seniality refuses to use it because “it will bother the neighbors.”
So yesterday, they were visiting us and my uncle kevin couldnt come so he did their laundry, mixing all the clothes and sheets and its jumping around like a jack hammer and my uncle shouts at it “JUMP ALL YOU WANT! I DONT CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU JUMP YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

there is a car somewhere near my room. I don't know how near. but I can hear its alarm. I have been hearing its alarm for about ten minutes.

WHY IS IT STILL GOING

WHY HAS IT STOPPED A FEW TIMES AND CONTINUED TO GO

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, CAR

STOP COMPLAINING OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO ALARM ABOUT

So I have these two NaNoWriMo posters from three (four?) years ago because I ordered one and they didn’t send it for like a month so I complained and then they sent another and the next day the first one arrived so I ended up with a free second poster. And I’ve actually never put either of them up. But now I have my own room and stuff and I wanted to frame one and put it above Sci Fi couch but I accidentally misaligned it on the backing and when I tried to realign it I ripped it. But I was like “well at least I have another one” but then that one ripped a little too AND I ended up framing it lopsided too because I suck. And then I tried to hang the frame and the stupid brackety thing it hangs with came off the cheap Wal-Mart frame (that wasn’t even actually that cheap) and I tried to keep it on with duct tape but it’s not holding so it just falls down and I am very frustrated.

Also my pants ripped today. I love these pants. 

Me and my Laptop: The Script

Laptop: Sorry, this file cannot be saved. Crashing now.
Me: ….
Laptop: See? I crashed. That thing you just worked for two hours on? It’s gone. Ha-ha.
Me: …Are you sure?
Laptop: Yep, pretty sure. There’s no file there anymore.
Me: Check again?
Laptop: Nope, not there.
Me: YES IT IS. FIND IT OR I WILL MURDER YOU.
Laptop: Oh, here it is. Sorry.  Please don’t kill me.
Me: Thanks.  

This is the face of someone who:
-sacrificed her lunch break to be very disappointed by the Brand New ticket pre-sale
-isn’t at a free Touche show right now because I had to work until 6
-almost broke a finger today while helping kids at work
-had a traumatizing incident on the playground this morning when a BEE LANDED ON MY FACE.  TWICE.
-is getting sick.  again.

I give up trying to make this day a success.

EDIT: I got home and found the live stream of the show right after Touche Amore finished their set.  Another win for today :|

I may be addicted to “Only Connect”, but there is still one thing I have yet to figure out.

I’m not sure whether I prefer going online and doing the connecting wall at the same time as the teams, or watching the teams do the connecting wall and shouting answers at the computer screen.

One the one hand I can cheat if they get a group I don’t get. 

But on the other hand, I get to yell at people who can’t hear me and feel proud about how smart I am (eg. They’re all things you can put HOUSE at the end of!  Can’t you see it?!)

Liechtenstein Headcanons

- she’s always asking switzy if she can have her own ribbon and dress shop. He’s still thinking about it.

- Liecht is very tech savvy, so she goes to help her big bruder with computers (tech savvy liecht is canon)

- one time she had a dream that she befriended many walruses.

- she went to a girl nation’s sleepover and she played FNAF with Hungary. Surprisingly she wasnt even scared.

- Switzerland gave her a Nerf gun to practice with, but she refused and instead took a real gun and shot bullseyes at her targets.

- she watched hot tub time machine and Pineapple Express when big bruder wasnt home.

- her muscle strength is stronger than Austria’s.

- she went through a phase that she always yelled out “it has sinned!!” At inanimate objects.

- she’s badass when she wants to

- she’s SUPER cute!

- Liechtenstein believes she has an “ultimate form that possesses great power”.

~ Admin Char