yelling children

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40 Roisa😎

‘The kids, they ambushed me,’ Rose coughed dramatically.

‘I can see that,’ Luisa said, having trouble keeping her laughter under control as Rose was absolutely covered head-to-toe in glitter.

‘It is too late for me. Save yourself!’ Rose exclaimed. ‘But before you go, one kiss,’ she pleaded.

Luisa laughed, leaning for the “final” kiss, only to have Rose grab her tightly and yell ‘NOW!’ causing their children to jump up from behind the couch and cover her with glitter too.

‘I can’t believe you would betray me like this,’ Luisa said, shocked.

‘What can I say? I’m evil like that.’

Parents: *yell at their children*

Parents: *hold their children to unattainable standards that they themselves couldn’t even achieve*

Parents: *project toxic feelings into their kids*

Parents: *are emotionally and verbally abusive to their kids*

Parents: *do not cater to the emotional needs of their children*

Kids: *get older*

Kids: *don’t want to foster a relationship with their parents*

Parents: OMG what did I do wrong? I’ve always tried to raise you right. You’re so ungrateful for cutting me out of your life.

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LINDSAY AND HALSTEAD IN EVERY EPISODE || A War Zone (4x05)  

Listen, what you two went through and what you carry is real. And you know that if you ever need my help carrying it, you just have to ask me.

newsies characters as john mulaney quotes
  • Jack: i guess someone said like something something police. and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
  • Crutchie: hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you
  • Davey: i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe
  • Katherine: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Pulitzer: he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving
  • Finch: everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
  • Albert: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Buttons: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • Spot: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Elmer: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Romeo: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Henry: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
  • Specs: woah, that tall child looks terrible!
  • Race: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Hannah: hello? hush!

there’s this wonderful quote I keep seeing going around:

“when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression”

and I would just like to say:

  • adults who think parents hitting children is discipline but children hitting parents is the height of intolerable disrespect
  • adults who think children should obey every order they’re given and if they feel comfortable arguing or negotiating that means they’re “taking control” and “making demands”
  • adults who think smartphones and cars are necessities of life for themselves but that any teenager who wants a smartphone or a car is “entitled”
  • adults who interrupt children all the time but yell at children when they interrupt adults
  • adults who act like lowering the voting age is going to cheapen their vote somehow
  • adults who complain about having to share public spaces with children
The Outsiders as John Mulaney Quotes
  • Ponyboy: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Two-bit: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Dallas: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Darry: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Johnny: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Sodapop: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Steve: i guess someone said something like "something something police." and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police

All I want in life is Bruce’s built up tension bursting out at the littlest things. Alfred warned him- he had to let it out before he exploded but nooooooooo he’s the big bad bat…

“Maybe if I go into space I can absorb the yellow sun’s-”
“whY DO YOU CALL IT THE YELLOW SUN ITS JUST THE FREAKING SUN! YOU ARE ON EARTH, YOU WERE LITERALLY RAISED HERE WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE YOU’RE STI-”

“Hey darlin-”
“I AM NOT YOUR DARLING SELINA YOUR A THEIF I DON’T DATE CRIMINALS NO MATTER HOW CUTE THEY ARE YOU NEED TO LEAVE!”
“Jesus, fine, I’ll catch you another time!”

“Hey b-man!”
“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!! ARE YOU SERIOUS ‘HEY B-MAN’?! THATS ALL I GET I RAISED YOU FOR HOW MANY YEARS I SWEAR TO GOD DICK I WILL-”

“Bruce i need help with this-”
“OH YOU NEED HELP?!?! YOU NEED HELP???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE TIM BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY ALWAYS IN NEED OF HELP LOOK AT YOU YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SLEPT IN LIKE-”

“Bruce chill, I think you’re giving Tim a heart attack!”
“A HEART ATTACK?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MY HEART HAS BEEN ATTACKED BUT HIS HEART IS IN DANGER?! SPEAKING OF ATTACKS YOU DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT INJURING SOMEONE WHEN OUT OF ANYONE IN GOTHAM, YOU HAVE HURT THE MOST-”

“Woo-”
“WOOF WOOF WOOF ALL YOU DO IS BARK! WHERE ARE YOU RUNNING OFF TO?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU’RE A DOG WHERE DO YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO BE IN SUCH A HURRY-”

“Father I heard you were in a bad mood-”
“BAD MOOD?! BAD MOOOOOD?! WHY WOULD I BE IN A BAD MOOD I ONLY JUST ENDURED YEARS OF TORTURE AND RAISED 50 CHILDREN WHO DO NOT APPRECIATE ME-… is that a flower?”
“Yes, father, Alfred told me these were your favorites. I… I may not be good with interacting outside of the field but… I thought this might help?”
“… yes, thank you Damian. I’m sorry for yelling at you.”
“It’s quite alright father, I understand.”

I’m having a bit of a Jedi Order defensive meltdown over on twitter for some reason tonight. One of the points that seems to come up again and again that constantly baffles is me is the accusation of the Jedi Order as baby stealers. They kidnap children and brainwash them, even though this is.. not the case? (Honestly, my brain always goes ‘Imperial propaganda!’ every time the argument comes up. Which is a lot.)

We haven’t exactly seen a lot of, uh, ‘recruitment’ in canon, but from what we’ve seen there is a key element of consent in joining the Order. In The Phantom Menace Anakin - admittedly a major outlier due to age and circumstance - agrees to go with Qui-Gon. Qui-Gon tells little Ani that he is free and that Qui-Gon intends to train him, but it will be difficult and full of hardship and trials. Anakin insists it’s what he’s always dreamed. He then turns to Shmi to ask for permission who tells him,

This path has been set before you. The choice is yours and yours alone.

Anakin hesitates and decides that yes, yes this is what he wants. This vast life-changing decision was made by Anakin, was set before him by adults who refused to force this decision on him. (Not going to discuss Anakin’s difficulties in assimilating to Jedi life since that is an entirely different subject.)

For a similar moment of consent and decision-making from a tiny youngling that is more in-keeping with standard traditional practices, we have tiny baby Ahsoka. In the too gorgeous flashback in the opening of The Gathering we see Master Plo Kloon kneel down (bringing himself to a level - making himself equal - just like Qui-Gon in TPM) and offer his hand to Ahsoka - an invitation. Tiny Ahsoka  hesitates and considers this offer before stepping forward to take his hand. (It is too cute, I may not be objective.) Like with the scene with Anakin, the adults - her family, her village, her people - stand back and let the moment play out. Plo Kloon does not take her hand or herd her anywhere. He makes and offer and Ahsoka chooses.  

In the voiceover over the same episode intro (The Gathering), it’s stated that:

When a youngling is located they are brought to the Jedi temple and learn quickly that their true family is the Jedi order.

There is a whole other factor to take into account in what those little younglings are feeling. They have these sense and currents and shared things that we [muggles] just can’t quite comprehend. They’ll have gone from wherever they were before coming to the Temple and probably been fairly isolated in terms of this additional sense, to be in a place where they can share that! They can revel in these gifts and share silently (or not, they’re children) and be understood and nurtured and taught. This instant support network, which is where that sense of ‘family’ comes in. Non-traditional, found families is kind of central tenet of Star Wars from the Order to the Golden Trio to the Ghost crew… (Again a conversation about Anakin’s difficulties in assimilating could be had, but there are layers of culture shock and adaption but yes, he does find his family in the Order. Even if it all goes just a bit wrong.)

The age factor is another thing - Ahsoka is a toddler in that flashback (so just able to comprehend her own feelings, work out what she sense of others.) At the start of S2 there’s the Holocron Heist arc where Cad Bane has the holocron with the list of Force-sensitive younglings (which he then sets to kidnapping for Sidious.) Going from that and the conversation with the Rhodian mother in Children of the Force, children are identified by whatever means but if they are too young they are left with their families until the time is right - probably a combination of age and development. (Presumably assuming they are also not at risk in their living situation).

Master Ropal said the day would come for him to come to the temple but not for some time.

Sure, there are the children born into the order or discovered very early on and need to come to the Temple immediately for whatever reason, meaning that they are too young to actively make decisions, but there will inevitably be moments of choice; trials go both ways. (I haven’t read the Jedi Academy books or anything - a friend when I was in school read them and summarised them but I don’t remember and they’re not canon, so.)

Literally the only time children are stolen in the name of the Jedi Order is by Cad Bane working for Sidious. Hate the Order, a lot of people do and it may not be entirely unfounded depending on your pov (I don’t agree!); they fucked up. They fucked up hard and a lot, but they were blinded by so many things and were tangled and lost. But in this? In child-stealing? Not so much. The Jedi Order weren’t villains.

He’s made America vile. He’s got angel-voiced children yelling “bitch” and flipping the bird at rallies. He’s got young athletes chanting “build a wall” at Latino kids on the other side. He’s made it O.K. to bully and fat-shame. He’s normalized perversion, bragging about how an aging man with his sense of entitlement can walk in on naked women.

Here’s his lesson for young minds: If you’re rich and boorish enough, you can get away with anything. Get away with sexual assault. Get away with not paying taxes. Get away with never telling the truth. Get away flirting with treason. Get away with stiffing people who work for you, while you take yours. Get away with mocking the disabled, veterans and families of war heroes.

[N]ow, in the final days of a horrid campaign, an unshackled Trump is more national threat than punch line. He’s determined to cause lasting damage.

Is there one sector of society he has yet to maul? Until this week, it was the denial wing of his own party, those “leaders” who looked the other way while their leader walked all over the Constitution.

But those who take pleasure in watching Trump destroy the Republican Party are missing the bigger picture. He’s trying to destroy the country, as well. Civility, always a tenuous thing, cannot be quickly restored in a society that has learned to hate in public, at full throttle.

— 

A wounded bear is a dangerous thing. Detested and defeated, Donald Trump is now in a tear-the-country-down rage. 

The Republicans who sat silently while Trump was vile, until they suddenly discovered their patriotism and conscience last weekend, do not get a pass. They built him, starting in 1968 with the Southern Strategy, and they strengthened and empowered him with the rise of right-wing hate radio and Fox “news”.

Donald Trump will lose this election, but he needs to lose in a landslide. He needs to lose by huge margins, so that he is humiliated and unambiguously rejected by the decent people in our country. 

Donald Trump, and everything he represents, must be repudiated on November 8th, so talk to your friends and neighbors, get involved in your community, and get as many people out to vote for Secretary Clinton as you can. We must show Donald Trump and everyone who empowered him that we reject everything he stands for, and that we know we are stronger together

Parents.

I hate those posts you see your parents on facebook share or that your mom uses against you when you’re mad at her that says something like “If your kid hasn’t said they hate you at least once, you’re not doing your job”.

Like shut up

Not all kids or specifically teenagers hate their parents because they won’t let them go to a party or have a certain smartphone or something like that.

Some parents are actually being horrible, abusive parents.

Some parents constantly scream and yell at their children.

Some parents hit and abuse their children.

Some parents think they gave birth to a child so that they could be their slave.

Some parents have no respect for their child and call them names constantly.

Some parents are extremely selfish and never listen to what their kid actually needs or whats.

Don’t tell someone they HAVE TO respect and love their parents. Some of them actually suck ass and don’t deserve their kid’s love and respect.

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What I expected of RID2015 based on designs and my head: A bunch of yelling children breaking shit

I wanted to make this way before the show started to air but decided it was too dumb, but now I decided that I don’t care about that.