i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle
and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man
do you have any thoughts or head canons about adhd lance?
All I Do Is Think About ADHD Lance 24/7, 7 Days A Week, All Year Long. Anyway here goes.
Lance: [mockingly] “We need to focus.”
That’s a canon line like… ADHD Lance is real lmao
He tries his best to follow verbal directions, he really does, but it’s.. His short-term memory is honestly so fucked to hell lmao. Things just get switched around the moment someone says them.
Blue takes to recording things sort of?? Like Shiro and Allura will divvy out tasks at the beginning of a mission, and once Lance is in the cockpit Blue will pull up a miniscreen that has all his duties typed out for him. So he can read them and then know what he needs to do, all in the correct order.
When he completes an objective, he gets a checkmark!
Lance: I know I’m supposed to take my meds on a strict schedule but what if I… did Not do that… lol Hunk: Lance, that sounds like a really bad idea Lance: Nah it’ll be fine
Lance, thirty minutes later: Hunk, if you have ever loved me, you will kill me. Hunk: (rubbing Lance’s back) I know it’s bad, but it’ll pass
During his downtime, Lance can usually be found wearing Pidge’s headphones. He doesn’t even have any music playing, he just likes how they muffle out most sound.
Noise-cancelling headphones kind of freak him out, he needs a pair that strikes that perfect balance of Blocking Out Most Noise while simultaneously allowing him to register stimuli.
Pidge eventually makes him a pair of blue headphones and Lance spends the rest of the day like :’)
He zones out very easily, so he tends to keep a timer on his person, just so he can be aware of.. himself, I guess. He hates losing track of time, because Lance is a very big ‘live in the moment’ kind of guy, so it’s frustrating when he misses out on life because of his ADHD.
Lance always needs some kind of background noise, just to keep him from being anxious. When he’s stressed but really needs to focus, he literally just listens to static/white background noise. It’s super helpful actually, I really recommend it.
Allura: Paladins, your training session for the day will be spent meditating (Lance gets up) on the bond between you and your- Lance?
Lance: (halfway out the door) lmao have fun guys!
Sometimes his brain just goes into hyperdrive so Lance will go to the training room and either run around until he gets tired or go on the Altean equivalent of a treadmill and pound out a few miles.
His ADHD ties into a lot of his insecurities. Lance has a big family, which means that everyone kind of has to be loud in order to be heard. So his hyperactiveness didn’t really stand out until he hit middle school, which was when he was finally diagnosed.
Lance is a smart kid, but he always feels like he’s two steps behind everyone else because of his ADHD. It slows him down, almost, even as it sends his mind into overtime. And that niggles away at him.
A big problem is that Lance doesn’t really know his own limits… or he does, but he refuses to acknowledge them. He’s constantly comparing himself and his abilities against other people (Keith) and becomes frustrated when he can’t ‘keep up’ when in reality… They’re racing on two completely different tracks. He just refuses to accept that.
kaz: man with a knife, remember?
jes: man with a gun!
the entire who-has-the-biggest-price-on-their-head competition. including, but not limited to: jesper’s disappointment at being worth ‘only’ 30,000 kruge. matthias’ disdain for kaz’s price of 100,000 kruge. kaz acting nonchalant about it all but you know he’s reveling in his spot as No. 1 Wanted Criminal
nina “beguiling” matthias; aka dancing around him and poking his chest
jes: ”sure, im skinny, but i stay drier in the rain.“
jes: “less falls on me.”
matt: why tf are all you people so weird
oYSTERS, MISS?? (made Iconic by the audiobook but still)
kaz just wants to run his hands through inej’s hair and get drunk on her laugh,,,,, boi u in so deep
everything about colm ‘if I’m already aiding, i may as well abet’ fahey and his hat
when matthias, kuwei, and kaz, aka Ketterdam’s Most Wanted, walked into the church of barter under protection of ketterdam law for kuwei’s auction and literally the entire world went nuts bc they couldn’t do anything about it
when inej killed that poisonous lizard thingy in hellgate in the blink of an eye and matthias was like ‘yeah this one’s a demon too’
“I definitely did not tell them to blow up the lab”
wylan: my father is not evil
wylan:*goes to saint hilde, sees what his father did to his mother, has an emotional breakdown in the middle of a road*
wylan: my father is the satan devil incarnate
#ham4crows!! i still cant believe leigh used ‘outgunned and outmanned’ in crooked kingdom
‘moose is probably your native tongue’
when kaz went after the black tips to get inej and spilled “enough blood to paint a barn red” #getbrekked
“you have crumbs on your cleavage”
“don’t care" incredible.
inej’s brass knuckles get ’em girl
when kaz fought the dregs and he ripped two rusty nails out of an axe shaft and used them to gouge out a man’s throat #getbrekked #fightagangdownastaircase
setting raisins on fire
nina; refusing to wake up: “the dead request five more minutes”
WYLAN’S INTERROGATION (!!!) as if i didn’t need to hate Van Eck more. as if i didn’t need to have more feelings about wylan and the people that he loves. as if i didn’t need to be more concerned that the Plan was going to fall through the cracks yet again. as if i d i d n ‘ t
‘be still, little bumblebee’ is…… an actual song in the grishaverse.
kaz,,,,,, c a m l y and p r e c i s e l y sliced up oomen’s face, rAMMED HIS FINGERS INTO HIS EYE SOCKET, RIPPED OUT his en t i r e eyeball from the root, and shoved a handkerchief wet with oomen’s own spit into the hole. without batting an eye. the ultimate #getbrekked.
the enemy mccree: kills my entire team by himself, pulls off ten thousand perfect deadeyes a match, says howdy to my stupid corpse while toting his 59348538053% accuracy like a trophy from the county fair
me as mccree: combat rolls off a cliff, misses a dva mech standing right in front of me, accidentally cancels deadeye no less than six times a match, too gay and gets tricked by genji constantly bc he said hello and i responded and he killed me instantly, worst cowboy this side of the mississippi and the other side of the mississippi and basically any orientation in reference to the mississippi, yeehaw weesnaw