yeeeeeeaaah

high school orchestra aus are still hilarious to me

im not talking the orchestras that have woodwinds and brass and shit, im talking the kinda small string-only ones

where a kid from the first violins and a kid from the second violins kinda fucking hate each other and every goddamn practice is a battle to get them to not murder each other

and one day things become pretty extreme to the point where the first violins are all camped on one side of the room and the second violins are on the other and there are barriers of chairs and music stands like we’re talking musical warfare with these two kids as the ringleaders of their sections

the conductor has lost all hope and probably left the room like half an hour ago but nobody noticed because someone from the first violins stole the leader of the second violins’ bow

the violists and bassists are looking on in horror from behind the only desk in the classroom

one of the cellists starts quoting the prologue of romeo and juliet because this is just as fucking childish as the montagues and the capulets and if thats not sexual tension between the two leaders then they dont know what the fuck is

just 

high school orchestras are my favourite fucking thing ok

Prospit or Derse?

Asymmetrical Derse Dreamer
        Once the tattered tower that was once the pinnacle of your most urgent thoughts begins to crumble, a new city rises in its wake. Here majestic buildings of whimsical form and enticing violet hue puncture a threateningly dark sky. Your robes are rosy, almost magenta, and coordinate elegantly with your surroundings. You might feel tempted to play hauntingly sick chords. Or do something incredibly silly and pointless. Whatever suits you best.
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