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Dark Chocolate series
One: In between relationships - Hansy (Harry Potter x Pansy Parkinson)

Ginny Weasley (now Krum) was so kind to give everyone an invitation for her wedding party - including the ex she’d just left three months ago. Bitterness ensured, and Harry’s in need of a date, the sooner the better. But he should have never trusted in Daphne Greengrass of all people to get him one. (side-Dramione and Greengrass sisters x Weasley twins - Fred’s also alive; swearing and a bit of alcoholism)

She had the gall to grin while waving down an elegantly dressed house elf to get some champagne. It wasn’t good per se, but it must had been decent enough to get even more drunk on it. She took down four glasses.
 
“And you really fault me for that?” she asked in a tone that suggested that even she didn’t believe her own words. She slipped one to Harry, across their table, and put the other three in front of herself. “The world was cruel to me, I was an outcast in the last six years, I can’t even get a normal piece of clothing in Britain so all I left with is Paris and occasionally New York or Milan and they don’t even serve me in the Leaky and can you imagine my pain when I found out Drakey was in love with another chick?”
 
To be honest, her over-exaggerating way of acting was quite funny, even though the meaning behind the words wasn’t. Though really, she was babbling on and on about her miserable life to Harry? The orphan of the wizarding world, the Chosen One, the one who had yearly adventures from slipping out of Voldemort’s hands? The one who died at least twice?
 
Her acting would have been believable if, well, Harry hadn’t been the one who had needed to endure it. Pansy Parkinson was a fraud and everyone knew that.
 
So instead, Harry echoed with a cocked up brow, “Drakey?”

BTS as tourists in the States (N.Y)
  • Jimin: Okay guys so first we are going to the MET and then we'll take some pictures at time square, and then-
  • Namjoon: Jiminie...Stop, I want to live my life and in order to do that I NEED to go to Brooklyn right now and see where Biggie got shot.
  • Suga: He got shot in L.A.
  • Jungkook: Yeah L.A MAN! WHOO!
  • Suga: I'm going to the hotel. I feel pretty jet-lagged.
  • Jin: You have to be kidding me. We were in Canada. They basically have the same time zones.
  • Suga: Doesn't change the fact that I'm tired.
  • Jimin: No Suga! If you leave you're going to fuck up my itinerary! We need an even number to go on all the rides at Deno's!
  • Jungkook: DENO'S NEW YORK YASSS!
  • Jin: But we have seven.
  • Jimin: (Thinks) You can go Yoongs
  • Taehyung: I'm hungry.
  • Namjoon: We just asked you if you wanted to eat at the a pizza place and you said no.
  • Taehyung: I wasn't hungry then.
  • Jin: Okay Tae, there's a Dunkin' Donuts coming up, we'll stop at the next exit.
  • Taehyung: I'm not hungry for that. I want a burger.
  • Jungkook: IN AND OUT YESSS! FUCK YEAH L.A WHOOO!
  • Suga: Jk.We. Are. In. NEW YORK!!
  • Jungkook: America!1 Yass FUCK YEASS ARMY WHOOO!!
  • Jimin: As soon as we get Tae's food we are back on the road. We are on a tight schedule.
  • Hoseok: Jimin you need to relax.
  • Jimin: I can't relax. We have a day to see the whole city! We gotta be Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys today.
  • Taehyung: Annyong, we are Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys! Haha, that should have been our name.
  • Namjoon: Our fans would be B.L.A.S.T instead of A.R.M.Y
  • JUNGKOOK: BWAHAHAHHAH! B.L.A.S.T!! USA, USA USA!!! USA! WHOO-
  • Jungkook is knocked out by all of the members at the same time. He dreams of in and out burger and the Hollywood sign
  • ~Armygirl
Katsugeki Touken Ranbu EP 5 (AKA Just SS of KogiMika)

No, really, I’m soooo happy with this episode! Tonbo is save! I get to see the other sword in the citadel AND I GOT TO SEE JIJI SPENDING TIME WITH HIS HUSBANDO KOGITSUNEMARU! AND ALSO THE APPEARANCE OF MANBA YEASS- *DEAD*

So many Konnosuke~ I want one, please.

Look at all our babies… This Saniwa is so damn lucky that their words has come home.. When will ours be?  ;^;

I’m lowkey still awaiting the cameo of Kashuu and Yamatonokami. AND I’M HAPPY THAT I SEE ICHI-NII AND ALL THE TANTOUS!

You don’t understand how many times I rewind this part just so I can hear Yagen call Honebami, “Honebami-NII”. 


AWW, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COUPLE! KOGI LOOKS SO FLUFFY AND HE IS GIVING JIJI IMOKENPI!

WHY SO BEAUTIFUL YOU OLD JIJI!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!  M A N B A!

The living pork cutlet bowl is much better.
—  Viktor Nikiforov, talking about his boyfriend
Sleepsy || Kristanna

Sleepsy
Frozen
Pairing: Kristanna
Rated: T
Summary: “Kristoff, no matter what I say, no matter how convincing I am, I have to go home tonight.” College AU.

karis-the-fangirl

 said: “Kiss me before I go.” fluff prompt, Kristanna

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“Anna?”

She hums, shifts as her eyebrows raise but her eyes remain closed.

“Anna,” he snapped a finger above her face, she had told him she needed to go home after they were finished with homework, couldn’t stay over ‘even if she wanted to’.

Another hum answers him and he sighs, rubs a hand over his own tired eyes as he stoops to grab her arms and lifts her into a standing position with ease.

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