I'm just gonna be honest. Being a trencher isn't being there from their EP or going to all of their concerts or even meeting them. It's knowing all the inside jokes and saying 'Ooh man' every time you hear the word pomegranate. It's crying when you hear Lover Dearest and obsessing over Josh's hair. It's knowing why we call Ian 'Octagon' and watching their interviews for hours at a time. It's getting all dressed up to watch them perform at the MMVAs-- on TV. It's understanding the struggles that Josh has overcome, but not prying into his life. It's appreciating how awkward Matt is and eagerly waiting for his next "chipmunked" cover in the BTS videos. It's imagining how great everyone says Mike's hugs are. It's going to the concerts you can actually go to, and even if you are in the second balcony still enjoying it with all your heart. It's reading the "thanks" sections in the album booklets. It's having pictures of the boys all around your room, and on your phone, and on your computer, etc. It's loving Brett even though he isn't in the band. And telling people it's balls am/dicks o'clock when they ask you the time. It's singing the songs in the shower and knowing The Ham Song, The Elevator Song and Mr. Casselmans Opus. It's being happy for the fact that they are all in happy relationships, and not scaring their girlfriends away like some Directioners or Beliebers do (SOME.. not all). It's shivering at the end of Masterpiece Theatre Part 3, No Place Like Home and Ever After. It's not being afraid to say you are a Trencher and tweeting mtrench, joshramsay and mattwebbmt even though you probably won't get a reply. It's wanting to get your tongue pierced but secretly knowing you'll never pull it off as well as Josh. I honestly love you guys more than anything in the world. Trencher for life.