I was reading drarry smut in the bus (it starts with a spin by Maxine. It was at a smutty scene) and this guy is sitting beside me. He looks about 19-21. And I kid you not I could feel his gaze while I was reading. And every time I would lift my head to check the station, I would see his head turn quickly. I caught him looking from the corner of my eye. The best part though was that when it was a really smutty scene, I got off from my spot cuz it was my stop and he was BLUSHING. He moved his head but I saw a light pink blush on his face. We made eye contact and his reaction to getting caught was priceless. Best part of my day.
“All right, you know what? It’s Lucas time. You’re the best Farkle we got, and everyone knows it. And you are a complete ray of sunshine. And you are not. And that’s who we are. I don’t know what this is. But I do know that if you let someone say who you are, then you really won’t be who you are, and you certainly won’t end up being who you were meant to be.”
Timeline of events because lmao. I honestly don’t know why I’m doing this but here it is; a list of Jeller things in every ep: (NOW UPDATED FOR ERRORS!)
Woe Has Joined (FIRST ep): Jane touches all over Kurt’s face, Jane saves Kurt’s life in the Statue of Liberty. Jane has a mini-panic attack and Kurt holds her through it.
A Stray Howl: Jane is in a car wreck and Kurt flips out, pulling her out of the upside down car.
Eight Slim Grins: Kurt to Jane: “If I lost you.”
Bone May Rot: Jane saves Kurt’s life by taking down the CDC guy.
Split the Law: Jane to Kurt: “You’re my starting point.” ALMOST KISS BUT KURT BAILS OUT. Episode five, lol.
Cede Your Soul: JANE HAD A SEx DREAM AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT KURT, NO QUESTION WITHOUT EVEN SEEING A FACE LOL. (oh….shit i just realized she told Borden that, who would have told Shepherd, who would have known exactly how intimate Jane felt about Kurt.)
Sent on Tour: Jane punches Saul Guerrero in the face for threatening to kill Kurt.
Persecute Envoys: Jane thinks Kurt went deaf and then he fucks with her and it’s A REAL ADORABLE MOMENT. Kurt to Jane: “You never stop, do you?”
Authentic Flirt: LMAO DO I EVEN HAVE TO. Jane and Kurt fake married, what a blessing in episode 9 b/c let me tell you I had to wait six seasons for Mulder and Scully to be fake married.
Evil Handmade Instrument: FIRST KISS. Jane to Kurt: “I wanted a moment that was just…us.”
FROM HERE ON OUT IT GETS MORE COMPLICATED LOL.
Cease Forcing Enemy: Jane and Kurt hold hands on a plane b/c they think they’re gonna die.
Scientists Hollow Fortune: Kurt shoots a Zipped dude who has a gun pointed at Jane’s head.
Erase Weary Youth: Kurt adamantly refuses to believe Jane is a mole and defends her to EVERYONE.
Rules in Defiance: Jane is threatened with Kurt’s death if she doesn’t do what Sandstorm wants. Because they all know by now thanks to Borden how she feels about Weller.
Older Cutthroat Canyon: Kurt almost dies and Jane leaves him for the first time because she thinks she’s keeping him safe. Winds up rescuing him in the end. Kurt admits he would have done the same thing if the roles were reversed.
Any Wounded Thief: Kurt gives Jane Emma Shaw’s necklace.
Mans Telepathic Loyal Lookouts: ???????????? Honestly, this one was all about Patterson which is A++++ by me.
One Begets Technique: RICH DOT COM, ULTIMATE JELLER SHIPPER.
In the Comet of Us: Jane and Kurt being badasses together during a school shooting, Jane deciding to betray Oscar and spy on him or w/e.
Swift Hardhearted Stone: Jane and Kurt trying to figure out how to feed a small child together. Jane: Veggies. Kurt: OREOS. Also, Jane is like “you’ll be a great dad someday” and they look at each other like. You know.
Of Whose Uneasy Route: JANE LITERALLY DIES AND KURT’S MOUTH BRINGS HER BACK TO LIFE aka CPR but whatever.
If Love a Rebel, Death Will Render: KISS #2. FUCKING FINALLY.
Why Await Life’s End: OH NO EVERYTHINg IS HORRIBLE. But also Kurt telling Jane before it’s all HORRIBLE that she’s the one he wants to tell everything to. BUT THEN IT’S TERRIBLE do you guys remember how horrible that season finale left us all feeling compared to THIS CURRENT ONE????
In Night So Ransomed Rogue: ALL TERRIBLE. STILL. SUPER TERRIBLE. But also Kurt admits he never wanted Jane to get tortured for three months so there’s that???? Also, Kurt can identify Jane in full military gear laying in a desert from space, lmao.
Heave Fiery Knot: Kurt trusts Jane for like .5 seconds when they keep a plane from exploding.
Hero Fears Imminent Rot: IDK man it’s hard to find anything in this one. STRIKE THAT Kurt tells Jane to trust her instincts.
If Beth: Jane gets flash bombed, Kurt helps her but also there’s Jane to Kurt, something about hurting people you love. I can’t remember the exact quote but it’s in that scene with the little girl trying to shoot them.
Condone Untidiest Thefts: Jane sucks it up and tells Kurt that she thinks he’s going to be a good dad after she saves his baby mama.
Her Spy’s Harmed: Kurt tries to murder the CIA dude by choking him to death after he finds out he tortured Jane.
Resolves Eleven Myths: JANE HAS HER PERFECT LIFE WITH KURT DREAM. Another appearance by shipper extraordinaire, Rich Dot Com.
We Fight Deaths on Thick Lone Waters: Jane and Kurt undercover together! Kurt (via one person’s memory of events) totally 100% jealous of Jane getting hit on.
Why Let Cooler Pasture Deform: Kurt thinks Jane is dead or something after a bomb goes off/he has no idea where she is.
Nor I, Nigel, AKA Leg in Iron: Kurt literally yells Jane’s name and rushes across the bullpen to wrap her up because she’s alive and safe when he didn’t know wtf happened to her. He believes her without a doubt when she says she didn’t know what Shepherd was planning.
Droll Autumn, Unmutual Lord: ????????????????????
Devil Never Even Lived: Jane shows up at Kurt’s apartment with his FAVORITE BEER. She can identify teen Kurt from a yearbook photo in 2 seconds.
Name Not One Man: Kurt is kidnapped by Shepherd but tbh idk if anything shippy happened in this ep.
Borrow or Rob: THE BEST SHIPPER, RICH DOT COM IS BACK. He tells Jane that Kurt is obviously still in love with her.
Draw O Caesar, Erase a Coward: IDK dude but we got Roman and Kurt working together and Kurt in glasses and that was certainly a Thing.
Evil Did I Dwell, Lewd I Did Live: Kurt and Jane bond in his baby’s nursery.
Solos: NEWLY MINTED JELLER SHIPPER, TASHA ZAPATA WITH THE ADVICE FOR JANE TO GO AFTER IT WHEN IT FEELS RIGHT. 100% about Kurt.
Senile Lines: Mom and dad take their son Roman out into the field for family bonding. Kurt makes Jane insanely happy by letting Roman move in with her. OH, ALSO LOL WE FIND OUT KURT AND JANE APPARENTLY GO OUT FOR BEERS AFTER WORK.
Regard a Mere Mad Rager: Escape room lie detector and ALMOST KISS.
In Words, Drown I: Oh God Kurt is so pissed about this Emma Shaw thing, but LOOK it’s OKAY because he tells Jane that he still trusts her more than anyone.
Mom: Kurt teaching Jane on the fly how to deactivate bombs and A KISS, A GREAT KISS. Kurt: “Jane, I know your heart.”
Lepers Repel: I LOVE YOUS. KISSING. “STAY WITH ME.” “THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE.” SEX. MORE SEX. PROBABLY ALL NIGHTER SEX. MARRIAGE. and lmao some 2 year bullshit time jump but JANE AND KURT ARE MARRIED IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS.