year of the monster

  • Seokjin: Do you have pet insurance?
  • Namjoon: No, but I have considered it. Do you?
  • Seokjin: No, I had a turtle but I got him a new tank and he died of some sort of infection three weeks later.
  • Namjoon: Aw, that's so sad.
  • Seokjin: By the way, it's too bad you don't have pet insurance because your cock is getting smashed tonight.
  • Namjoon:
  • Yoongi: He got distracted by his turtle's sob story while flirting.
  • Hoseok: 'Unbelibubble.'