yeah...that doesn't look how i wanted it to

  • Hamilton: pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
  • Burr: that depends, whose asking?
  • Hamilton: oh sure, sir, I'm Alexander Hamilton I-
  • Burr: *backing away* no, then, uh no Sorry got the wrong dude I, I'm uh A-A-ron Bir? So uh yeah you uh better keep looking but I did hear that he like really doesn't want to be bothered? Idk, so uh *starts running*
Viktor and his thoughts on Otabek
  • *Viktor sees Otayuri togther Angel Viktor and Demon Viktor appear on his shoulders*
  • Demon: THAT PUNK IS TRYING TO STEAL OUR SON WE MUST GET RID OF HIM!!!
  • Viktor: You're right!
  • Angel: But look how cute and happy Yurio looks!
  • Viktor: He never smiles like that at anyone...
  • Demon: YOU REALLY THINK THAT GANGSTER HAS GOOD INTENTIONS WITH OUR CHILD?!
  • Viktor: Yeah I mean he DID kidnap him hmm...
  • Angel: Oh please do you honestly think someone like him would hurt Yurio?
  • Demon: HE COULD!!!
  • Angel: But he doesn't! Sure when Yurio gets married and leaves us for him....
  • Viktor: NUU I DON'T WANT MY BABY TO LEAVE ME!!!
  • Angel: Please Viktor you know you want Yurio to be happy with him or else I wouldn't exist...
  • Demon and Viktor: B-BUT HE'S OUR BABY WE MUST PROTECT HIM-
  • Angel: From what??? A loving relationship??? A happily ever after??? We didn't call him a Hero for nothing~
  • Demon: ...
  • Viktor: ...
  • Angel: ...
  • Demon: Can we at least act scary and threatening when he's around???
  • Viktor: Pleaseeeeee~ I like seeing him tremble at the sight of me!
  • Angel: Why not? Just make sure Yuuri is with you when you do??? I can only do so much to stop you from trying to kill him...

anonymous asked:

I saw you drew Duke as chubby and I love that because I feel as though when people hear "eating disorder" they automatically think anorexia, with cachexia or not eating. So I feel as though people with different types of eating disorders when they see this they feel as though that they don't have a eating disorder because it doesn't "fit" what most people say is an eating disorder. I just wanted to say I admire how you draw her because I think I remember I saw a post where you looked it up.

yeah i looked it up! had to make sure bfore possibly doing anything wrong ofc but even so someone got mad tht i drew her chubby just bc she has bulimia
and im glad u like that !!!

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"

based on this post: once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me


The windows to the lounge room are open and Lance is cold but too lazy to get up from his comfortable position in the papasan chair to close the windows. Instead, he uses his energy in other forms.

“Pidge, come on,” Lance repeats playfully as he melts further down in his seat, staring up at the ceiling. “Gimme your jacket.”

Now at the entrance of the room, Pidge continues to make her way out as she waves her hand in dismissal without looking back, refusing to further indulge in Lance’s boredom.

Lance drops his right arm over the chair, fingers running through the shag rug. When he hears the doors sliding close, he sighs dramatically. “What if I catch a cold?! I can feel it, right now, here in my throat!” His left hand reaches for his throat as he lets out a fake cough followed by a fake groan. “See! It’s happening!”

A force knocks lightly but unexpectedly into his solar plexus, causing Lance to groan for real. “Dude!” he reflexively calls out, struggling sit up.

Keith stands in front of him, cheeks tinting up pink. “Just–take it,” he offers.

Lance does not reply, he just openly gapes, now fully aware and up in his seat. He watches Keith closely, scrutinizing every aspect of his face—not that he needs to, he has Keith’s face memorized from the shape of his face to the dark hues of his eyes, but that’s not what Lance looks at. What he looks at are the little twitches and curves of Keith’s facial features.

Keep reading

  • Kara: Who else here wants hawaiian? Because I do!
  • Winn: Not again!
  • Alex: That's my kryptonite! Not that please...
  • Maggie: Little danvers give it up...
  • Winn: How about we ask Lena?
  • Alex: Yeah, she hasn't tried to order yet...
  • Maggie: Come on big boss...
  • Lena: *sweating nervously* Ummm...
  • Everybody intensely looking at Lena
  • Lena: Uh.. gourmet... I su--suppose--?
  • Everybody still looking at her, waiting...
  • Kara: Hawaiian it is! Yey!

asthetentical  asked:

Why are people so bent on supporting literal nazis lol. Are they really so determined that everything is solved from sitting down and talking, when they're refusing to accept that they're literally supporting people who WANT GENOCIDE??? I thought history class was so we wouldn't repeat it, not so that we could treat it as a past issue. Just because it happened doesn't mean it stopped. smh.

Yeah I had to block that one white woman because she literally called neo-nazis “innocent people”……. I’m sorry I know that people look at blocking as an act of weakness but that shit made me sick to my stomach. Words cannot even explain how disgusted I am to the thought of defending a group of people who had a gruesome history. I have yet to fathom the desire to protect those monsters. This country is a true embarrassment.

Conversation I wanna see in season 5
  • *Robbie and Fitz are in an elevator while on a mission*
  • Robbie: How are you and the British girl?
  • Fitz: Jemma...and we're alright, I guess. Kinda keeping our distance after what I did in the Framework.
  • Robbie: Daisy told me what happened.
  • Fitz: Yeah...I'm a bad man. Honestly, I don't know why anyone wants to be around me, especially after everything I did.
  • Robbie: Being bad ain't so bad.
  • *Fitz looks at Robbie curiously*
  • Robbie: You got the devil inside you. That doesn't have to be a bad thing. Trust me when I say it's better to embrace all of your sides, whether it's your good side or bad, instead of hiding it away and denying it. It's bad for your health. So what if you're not the boy scout that the others thought you were? Screw them and their opinions. Don't be the person they think you are if that's not who you really are.
  • Fitz: If Jemma heard what you just told me, she'd have a field day with you.
  • *Robbie and Fitz laugh*
  • Robbie: Stick with me for a while, I'll teach you a thing or two about embracing your dark side. I mean, I LITERALLY have the devil inside me. If that doesn't qualify me as an expert, I don't know what will.
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the no filter tag :^) ty @vanillasimsfan and @citrontart for tagging me!! idk if I did this right tbh I didn’t even read the rules rip but imo the most unnatural thing about this is how weird alex looks without their glasses dfghgdg

@disappearing-sims @pn7k @spellburstss4 @unicorninthemosh @wallflower-sims @graentea @bonehlda consider yourselves tagged if you want

anonymous asked:

I love Rick and Morty as a show, I don't understand the fans. Why the fuck do they want to be Rick, whenever he actually looks at himself not Rick wants to be Rick he openly admits on many occasions to being a horrible person. He's a toxic emotionally stunted asshole who hides behind a massive wall of narcissism and hatred for for others so he doesn't have to face how fucking evil some of shit does is an- okay yeah now I see why white guys are idolizing him.

RIGHT ON THE MONEY

  • Paddy: I thought you didn't want to make it too easy for him.
  • Dr Mason: I don't. Liv does. She took my mobile phone.
  • Aaron: She did what?
  • Liv: Sorry. I wouldn't have had to if you'd taken his number!
  • Aaron: I'm so... That's out of order! He's a doctor! You can't waste his time like that.
  • Liv: His shift ended an hour ago. He's here now, so what's the harm? Loosen up. I'm going to the shop to get some more ketchup. Be nice! (leaves)
  • Dr Mason: She's determined, isn't she?
  • Aaron: I'll have a word with her. She shouldn't be doing that.
  • Dr Mason: I don't mind so much.
  • Aaron: Yeah, I do.
  • Dr Mason: It's a nice day for it.
  • Aaron: Yeah, I suppose, yeah.
  • Adam: (with paddy by the grill) I told you! THAT is how you light a barbecue, Paddy!
  • Robert: somewhere in the village, on the phone) 'Hiya. It's Aaron's phone. I'm not here right now. Leave a message.' Hey, it's me. Just checking in. Erm... how did it go with social services? And, how is Liv? You know what? I'm coming over.
  • Dr Mason: Have you lived here long?
  • Aaron: The village, I have, yeah, but... here, no, not long.
  • Dr Mason: Should I have not come?
  • Aaron: You had to. Liv had your phone.
  • Dr Mason: That's not what I meant.
  • Aaron: Erm... Liv going into A&E just... shook me up a bit, you know? My head's still... Anyway...
  • Dr Mason: Well, she's a livewire.
  • Aaron: Yeah. I suppose I was the same at her age.
  • (Robert appears)
  • Adam: What's he come for?
  • Paddy: I don't think he wants you here.
  • Robert: I just wanna talk to him.
  • Paddy: Right. I appreciate you looking after Liv. I really do. Because if it wasn't for you... You know? But I think Aaron's made it pretty clear, he doesn't want to see you. (Robert leaves)
  • Dr Mason: Isn't that the guy that brought Liv in?
  • Aaron: Er... yeah.
  • Dr Mason: Everything all right?
  • Aaron: Yeah, yeah.
  • Paddy: I don't think that man understands the concept of being an ex.
  • Adam: Yeah, but exes do get back together and it works out fine, doesn't it?
  • Paddy: Well, it's always tempting to go back to the familiar, but the thing is, the reason why you split up the first time... is always there.
  • Dr Mason: Right, well, thanks. It's been... something.
  • Aaron: Look, I'm sorry. It's just... this is not how I would have done it.
  • Dr Mason: (hands him his number) Figure out how you'd want it. I mean, or don't. It's up to you.

anonymous asked:

Interesting photos/comments re: Emma's costumes. My own opinion is that costumes/hair/makeup (ie, the pros who actually know about this stuff) have surrendered & are letting her do whatever she wants. There comes a point with some actors where it's easier, safer, & less stressful to just let a powerful actor do whatever they want & look like crap. IMHO that's why Eduardo so pointedly said how involved she is (& which awful choices were hers). It's passive aggressive, but doesn't get you fired

Yeah that’s kind of what I figured.  She was recently wearing a top that she had worn in a personal photo shoot last year and some of us wondered if it was her top or if she borrowed it from wardrobe but either way it speaks to how her personal style and Emma’s style are merging.

I really do think it’s interesting how Lana practically waved her hands this weekend and said the writers are her bosses and she discusses things but in the end they’re the boss and similarly that she leaves Eduardo to do the work and her input is mostly things like “can she be a little more lounge-y in this scene.”

Which made me chuckle because she referenced the velvet dresses which a lot of us in fandom have been calling Evil Queen lounge wear for a while.

Fake Chats #115
  • Taehyung: hyung, have you ever had whiskey?
  • Namjoon: once.
  • Taehyung: was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: it wasn't my favorite, but yeah, it was good.
  • Taehyung: no, but was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: you don't even know what that means.
  • Taehyung: I know it doesn't mean how Jungkookie is always stalking Jimin. It's not how Yoongi-hyung always looks at Hopi-hyung when he sees something he likes. It's not how Seokjin-hyung has to prove he's the alpha male to Yoongi-hyung. It's not those things.
  • Namjoon: you're right, it's not those things.
  • Taehyung: so was it smooth?
  • Namjoon: very.
  • Taehyung: I want to try it.
  • Namjoon: no you don't.
  • Taehyung: it's also not like you knowing you'll get in trouble with Jinnie-hyung if you give me whiskey.
  • Namjoon: you're right, it's not. You'll still not getting any.
Newt Scamander Rant

Recently, people have been asking me about fantastic beasts and in complete honesty, I’m absolutely terrified to tell them everything I know. To show them hoe much this story and these Characters mean to me. It’s truly a horrible feeling. I’ve been obsessed with the Harry Potter universe for my entire life, everything about the Wizarding world just makes me feel wonderful but, I’ve definitely been told to “shut up” about it. Every time I want to talk about Newt Scamander, I just know people give me strange looks. Ever since elementary school to even now, I feel constantly judged for loving the Harry Potter world and you know what, it bothers me. Fictional characters have helped me through so much more than my friends or my parents have.

When a character gives you a new outlook on life

Or has a character who is socially awkward like myself and many others

Originally posted by ilvermorny

Or when they make the LEAD emotional and have actual feelings

Originally posted by nonmugglegal

It really makes having anxiety and being a socially awkward person who’s afraid of showing emotion that much easier. Newt obviously has had friendship problems in the past, like me and like him I need to learn to not dwell on the past. Why do people think that people who actually find comfort in someone fictional to be strange? I just don’t understand. These characters make me feel whole. The traits I have are reflected in a character, and they aren’t mocked or embarrassed by said traits. hell yeah I'm going to feel a connection to them. Newton Artemis Fido Scamander is just the kind of person I want to be. He knows he doesn't fit in, He knows others look at him weird, he knows how cruel humans really can be. I want to be able to be okay with all of these things.I want to be okay with people thinking I’m annoying or that i have interests in strange things. His philosophy actually helps me go through my day, every time I start to worry, I remember what he says. These aren’t just some book characters who we forget about when we’re done, These people help shape who we are. It’s not just Newt, different characters help different people and I am sick and tired of feeling ashamed of for loving the people who make me feel happy.So what if i love Newt Scamander, he is literally one of the only reasons i stay alive so if you think that’s stupid, that it’s childish, then go find a character who does make you understand. We all need one. 

I spent two hours staring at the screen and scribbling and now my eyes hurt. -__- Tattooed and pierced Asahi for @roxack i hope u like this, man. :) i know how it feels. 

anonymous asked:

also studyblrs always say: "you don't need nice notes or expensive notebook or pens !! it's all about learning and becoming a better student", but being a small studyblr who doesn't have neat writing or nice supplies , people don't like to rb or like my content, it's not aesthetically pleasing for them. I want to interact with others but it's so hard because it seems like neat writing and nice supplies do actually matter, I know I should just worry about myself but I want to have people to t

as said before u literally don’t need them?? u can make anything look good with natural lighting, regardless of whether or not u have messy handwriting etc. it’s all based on how u take ur photos, which yeah, have to be aesthetically pleasing to some extent but that doesn’t mean that u have to fork out tons of money to be noticed on social media. natural lighting is free, and most people have a phone with a functioning camera these days and it’s easy to angle and set up pictures to appeal to others. furthermore u don’t actually have to create original content if u feel uncomfortable with it. it’s entirely up to u whether or not u want to - ur free to reblog other people’s content and just interact with other studyblrs through asks and tag games etc. u say studyblrs always say that u don’t need nice notes etc and the reason they always say it is because it’s true. studyblrs and the people running them, believe it or not, are more than the amount of notes they get on a certain picture. it’s about the amount of work they put into their studies and what they gain from it. yes, it’s nice to have that work be acknowledged and recognised, but if that’s all u gain from the studyblr community then ur in it for the wrong reasons and u should take a step back and re-evaluate things

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character/ship aesthetic meme: silhouettevalentine requested: aqua

“try all you want, but you’ll never defeat a heart filled with light.”

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