yeah.. i cried while making this

“SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER” TAG 📜

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 a couple people

i was tagged by @inkyuns and @chaerismatic (u guys really make my day 100x better ;u; ♡ thank you so much for tagging me and ily both sm!!! ♡ )

THE LAST
Drink: water 
Phone call: my brother (asking where he is so that we can go home alrdy xD)
Text message: my best friend (telling her about my uhh little crush)
Song i’ve listened to: Monsta X - Amen (i needed to up my jam while washing the dishes ;u;)
Time you cried: yesterday 

HAVE YOU
6. Dated someone twice: nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope
8. Been cheated on: nope
9. Lost someone special: yeah
10. Been depressed: yeah
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope
12-14. List three favorite colours: blue, white, black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU
15. Made new friends: i have! a lot of good people that makes my heart swell with so much happiness that i sometimes wonder why i only met them just then ;u; ♡
16. Fallen out of love: i guess so?? even though i’m nbsb???
17. Laughed until you cried: yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes
19. Met someone who changed you: YEEES MY FAAAM  ♡ ♡
20. Found out who your friends are: yeah
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope

GENERAL
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: ¾??? 
23. Do you have any pets: i have five pet dogs :3
24. Do you want to change your name: nope
25. What did you do for your last birthday: ate with my family ♡
26. What time do you wake up: 5 freaking 40 in the morning since school wants to wore me out ;__;
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
28. Name something you can’t wait for:shine forever albuuuum!!!! ♡
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: just a millisecond ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: the way how i think???? feel???? act????? and look?????
31. What are you listening right now: the sound of the tv
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: the lack of sleep i’m always getting for the past few days 
34. Most visited website: tumblr and youtube (i have to watch people do mukbangs and stuff)
35. Moles: i have one on my right collarbone, back of my neck, left shoulder, left arm, on my upper left boob, right wrist, and on my left toe
36. Marks: marks?? like birthmark?? if birthmark, i have an archipelago on my my left butt cheek down to my upper thigh.
38. Hair color: chestnut brown (it’s all natural)
39. Long or short hair: long (it’s finally looooong!! ;u;)
40. Do you have a crush on someone: just an admiration or something
41. What do you like about yourself: i like… my…. awkwardness????
42. Piercings: ears
43. Bloodtype: O+
44. Nickname: miko, meko, neko, mek, mik, maria
45. Relationship status: single and not interested to mingle *wenk* ♡  
46. Zodiac: cancer
47. Pronouns: you/me/she/they/he
48. Favorite TV Show: clarence, friends, reply 1988
49. Tattoos: just a small dot on my left calf thanks to the girl who accidentally stabbed her very sharp number 2 mongol pencil on my calf when i was in kindergarten.
50. Right or left hand: right
51. Surgery: none
52. Hair dyed in different color: oh how i wish i could dye my hair ;__; but my mom won’t allow me
53. Sport: taekwondo, badminton 
55. Vacation: i’ve never left the country well, last year i went to japan but this year, i had my ‘vacation’ at home and in Cebu
56. Pair of trainers: trainers?? as in shoes??? if shoes then three???

MORE GENERAL
57. Eating: cassava cake
58. Drinking: water
59. I’m about to: think whether i should make another request or sleep
61. Waiting for: you *wink* just kidding just kidding
62. Want: my bed
63. Get married: YEEEEEEES!!!!!
64. Career: medtech/pediatrician

WHICH IS BETTER
65.Hugs or kisses: uuhhh hugs!! 
66. Lips or eyes: i love…… both….. since…. yes….. 
67. Shorter or taller: taller
68. Older or younger: older pls
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice….. both…. so that…. i can….. idk…. xD
71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
72. Hookup or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER
74.Kissed a stranger: nope
75. Drank hard liquor: nope
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope
77. Turned someone down: ……. yes……. a lot of times…..
78. Sex on the first date: never sorry
79. Broken someone’s heart: yes……
80. Had your heart broken: yes by my grade 10 crush *wipes imaginary tears*
81. Been arrested: nope
82. Cried when someone died: yes
83. Fallen for a friend: for a friend???? no….. maybe????

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
84. Yourself: no
85. Miracles: yes
86. Love at first sight: yes!!
87. Santa Claus: nope
88. Kiss on the first date: first date??? no…..
89. Angels: yes, ofc!

OTHER
90. Current best friend’s name: they’re a lot… but the best friend that i’m always with/meeting up with throughout the whole week is sher! :D
91. Eye color: dark brown
92. Favorite movie: MULAAAAN AND HERCULEEEEESSSSSSSS

❀ tagging: @joohoneymoney @gelattuan @minthyukk @kpoptrashmx @valkyrie-nee @shownx @taemsphltrum (i really love you guys ssm!! and you guys make my tumblr life 10x better and more fun, especially when i see you guys in my feed! ;u;♡ ) ❀ but feel free to ignore, this does take a really long time so i totally understand :)

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i’m scared! hold my hand, please? i’m scared. i’m scared… i’m scared!

pjo musical: the rundown

so i went to see the lightning thief with @angelicomma yesterday and um. oKAY GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MOTHER!FUCKIN! SHOW!!!! because it was SO GOOD this is just like. the short list of what i loved about it because oh my god 

prepare for the longest post ever 

  • the set was such an aesthetic? it was all very metallic like there was scaffolding and greek columns with graffiti on them? it was very chb and very nyc and overall a Blessing 
  • every time they needed to show a different location they’d do it with the lights so like there were these lights lining the scaffolding that would change color ?? in the underworld they’d flash red, yellow and orange and were made to look like fire and near the ocean theyd be blue and if they were talking about trees itd be green and! if they wanted u to focus on a certain part of the scaffolding it’d be a different light color than any of the other parts which was rad af
  • the overhead lights were used really well too like when percy was singing about being the son of poseidon or when there was water the lights would be blue and when they were in the forest theyd be green
  • there is an entire song about how they hate new jersey and how they refuse to die in the garden state. know this
  • the show was very low budget like oh my god it was great
  • they didnt make some of their own props so sally walked in once with a trader joe’s bag and also the most important bag in the world (containing the master bolt) was a fucking jansport 
  • their representation of water was just to attach toilet paper rolls to leaf blowers and turn the overhead lights blue like what even
  • they covered the first 4 rows in toilet paper at one point 
  • also they fuckin deca-casted everyone except for percy (chris mccarrell, the light of my life actually he was so good) 
  • jonathan raviv played chiron, auntie em, random chb girl in a bike helmet and braids (?), random tractor guy (?), a bus driver, a train conductor, hades, and poseidon and im probably missing someone. he had very distinctive characters for all of them not to mention horse puns 
    • “the gods are kind of dicks”
    • medusa’s eyes were just light up swim goggles
  • sarah beth pfeifer, who probably has the best comic timing ive seen ever, played clarisse, katie gardner, a fucking squirrel?, mrs. dodds, lotus casino girl, random camper assistant to mr. d, and thalia 
    • *chases annabeth down a flight of stairs with a sword while screaming* 
    • “for their sixteenth birthdays my friends all got cars. I got a fern and a mason jar!” 
    • “ARROWS ARE MADE WITH WOOD. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT CONDONES VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR ARBOR BRETHREN!”
  • they had the most roles and they were GREAT 
  • george salazar was such a wonderful grover and mr d oh man 
    • mr d’s whole gag was he’d kick a chair when he got pissed which was hysterical bc the camper assistant would start pouting every time and he also wanted to turn percy into a dolphin 
    • “grover, are you ever going to wear pants again?” “NOPE!” 
    • his solo song was about thalia and how he couldnt save her talk about EMOTIONAL he cried
    • dam jokes
      • we might have more drachmas if you didnt spend them on those DAM SNACKS” “HEY! IT WAS THE HOOVER DAM” 
  • let me talk about. carrie compere for like multiple hot seconds bc GODDAMN GIRL CAN SANG 
  • she was such a good sally. can she be my mom. she sang a song abt percy being special and wonderful and i got a lil teary 
    • “you saved my life, percy. It’s time i learned how to live it.” cryin g 
  • her silena was really funny? like very whiny but very funny.
    •  “every time i bring a boy home, my mom’s there in her nightie […] she steals my mascara and all my dates!” 
  • she also played sort of charon? underworld guide in this awesome gold dress (she looked SO GOOD) who smacked grover’s goat ass (?????) 
    • “you know, bringing people to the underworld isn’t my only job. I also have a band. wanna hear a demo?” “not really?” “sorry, i can’t hear you over this SWEET ASS RIFF” 
    • We got everyone! we got kurt kobain, we got beethoven. any requests?” “um, do you have josh groban?” “we will.” 
  • JAMES! HAYDEN ! RODRIGUEZ! was sO GOOD AS LUKE
  • THERE WAS A GOOD KID REPRISE AND I WAS SHOOKEN 
    • “being a good kid gets you nowhere at all” bruh 
  • they couldn’t have a scorpion onstage so luke just. fucking stabs percy in the back??? 
  • He was also a really funny ares and gabe!! 
  • ok and my gal KRISTIN STOKES 
    • fun fact abt me and kristin stokes ….. so we were walking in the same direction after stage door and so me and @angelicomma just walked with her….to the train…. she gave us dessert recs…… and talked about the show (she’s so salty about how rangey her big solo is but trust me she was so good on that song) and also waitress with us…. it was the best experience of all time she is so nice and cool and was wearing jurassic park leggings how rad is she oh my god
    • her annabeth? was awesome? she was witty and tough and aggressive and i was ABOUT IT 
    • she called out sexism all the damn time 
      • “annabeth, i get it. do you know how many schools i’ve been kicked out of?” “yeah, percy, but when boys mess up they get a second chance.” 
      • “hey, annabeth, who’s your dad?” “he’s a history professor.” “i thought everyone’s dad was-” “a god? that’s my mom. sexist.” 
        • longest yeah boi ever 
    • the moment where she betrayed luke at the end??? YES GIRL
  • chris mccarrell was such a perfect percy i am elated 
    • “Tartarus? LIKE THE FISH SAUCE???!!!?!?!” 
    • *swings riptide like a lightsaber while making lightsaber noises* 
    • *packages medusa’s head* “To Mount Olympus. Signed, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.” “the gods will think we’re impertinent!” “*winning smile* we are impertinent.” 
    • *pouts* “i know how to hold a sword! like this!” annabeth corrects him and he swings it “oh wow actually that’s a lot easier” 
    • in good kid he was like? running around the stage and climbing the scaffolding and shit? and i cried??? the no mom line was the WORST i wanted to actually scream and his voice is so pretty 
    • and he was so shook by his own powers oh man 
    • he was just. so good at the twelve year old thing it was fantastic he was all fidgety and Dramatic ™ god bless
    • he loves sally so much!!! all the demigods were salty af abt their parents and he was just quietly singing like “my mom loves hugs and scary movies” and i just. screamed quietly
  • there were rlly cute percabeth moments too. 
    •  percy’s knocked tf out the first time annabeth meets him (she infiltrates his dream a lil) and he sings a lil song abt how she’s beautiful and stuff and he wakes up and she’s all “YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP” shook 
    • she shows up at capture the flag (percy hasnt officially met her yet) and he points at her and was just “gasps YOURE MY DREAM GIRL!” and annabeth side-eyes him hardcore and he goes “UM. THE GIRL. FROM MY DREAM.” 
    • “the god is my mom. sexist.” “NO NO I LOVE GIRLS!” annabeth is shook yet again and percy panics and is like “I MEAN UM THEYRE VERY NICE” 
      • percy gets serious side eye from luke
      • it’s great  
    • when percy gets stabbed they almost kiss and then grover RUNS ONSTAGE “HEY! here’s your ambrosia percy” goddamn it was DRAMATIC
  • im definitely missing shit but oh boy it was so so good
  • i’d kill a man for that soundtrack  
  • if you have the chance (and the money) it’s just. such an Experience and everything i could have ever dreamed of. the cast is great (and theyre all so freakin NICE s/o to kristin especially). 
  • i’d highly recommend it!!! A+ 1000/10
Sleep

Prompt: just something Jason Todd … um. Maybe the reader is the newest member of the bat family. Her and Jason don’t know each other much yet. Her, Dick, and Jason are sitting on the couch watching a movie because Dick insisted. She is in between the two boys. She falls asleep and lays on Jason?

Requested by: batfamgirl777


“She’s asleep.”

    “Yep.”

    “Like actually, legit asleep.”

    “Yes, I noticed Jason.”

    “Are we sure she’s Bruce’s kid?”

    “That’s what the DNA test, Talia, and Damian say.”

    “But she’s asleep.”

    “I know.”

    “Waynes DO NOT SLEEP, Dick. They just don’t.”

    “You’re being dramatic Jason.”

    “I’m dramatic? Seriously? Do I need to pull up those pictures of you in the Disco suit?”

    “I burned those!”

    “Yeah, but I have the negatives.”

    “I want them, Jason.”

    “Not, a chance. You thought you were so cool too. I think Bruce cried after seeing you in it. I wonder what Kori would think of them.”

    “You’re inviting a world of hurt little brother.”

    “Yeah, sure, what are you going to do? Hug me? Oh no! I’m so scared.”

    You wake up to the sound of bickering, while laying across Grayson and Todd’s laps. Grayson had insisted on a family movie, but somehow it had ended up being only the three of you. Softly and quietly you roll off the couch and onto the floor. You leave the bickering behind and make your way to your brother’s room.

    Damian’s at his desk drawing. You say nothing as you climb into his bed and fall back asleep. Damian glances at you once before turning back to his task. His sister was different from him. Three minutes younger she was more quiet and perhaps more deadly than he was.

    She also valued her sleep. More than once he had caught her sleeping in strange places. Places she felt safe. He also knew better than to wake her. So he let you sleep.

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If you haven’t seen this yet…watch it now.

Sasuke, Kakashi and Gaara tackle a seduction mission- pretending to be hosts in a club to extract information from a dangerous client!! Shikamaru manages the mission (and the club), while Sasuke insists that they call Naruto to be on standby in case things turn into a fight. Naruto is happy to be involved, but…why wasn’t he chosen to be a host?!

The drama CD, brilliantly illustrated/synched by the fansubber, is absolutely hilarious. And yeah, there’s a few things to make SNS and GaaNaru fans especially happy. Shikamaru nails the stereotypes that fangirls squash the guys into, and listening to Sasuke, Gaara and Kakashi deliberately trying to be seductive is the best thing ever.

Daryl x Reader - Daddy's little girl (Request)[SMUT]

@daddydaryldixxon REQUEST TIME UM hey daddy daryl dixon is the best ever you could dish out some rough kinky daryl shit, showing his rugged wild side cause his no mercy vibe is pretty great 💯

Hope you like it! It took me 2 days to write it😂

WARNINGS: Smut, daddy kink, spanking, fluff

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO, SORRY FOR EVENTUAL ERRORS

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I wake up with the feeling of Daryl breathe on my neck.

I smile, thinking about what we’ve done all night; the sew was so passional but also full of love

I turn into his embrance and I notice he was already awake

“good morning sunshine”

Oh god, his raspy voice is such a turn on

“good morning to you too baby” I answered before kissing him.

The innocent kiss became more sensual until Daryl get on top of me, starting a trail of kiss from my neck to my jawline

“Baby…"I try to speak between his kisses

“Daryl stop!” i say giggling

He lift his head from my neck, a smile plastered on his face: “ What is it?”

“ I promised to Olivia I help her with inventory”

I get up and start to dress up, opting for jeans and a black tank top

“ I know you’re watching me Dixon, i can feel your eyes on my back”

Daryl get up to lay on his arms: “I can’t help when you have such a beautiful ass”

Laughing I walk toward our bed and get down to give him a quick kiss:

“ To be continued, I guess” I say before walking out from our bedroom

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“…And with that it’s over

I give the folder to Olivia who looks at it with a smile

” Thank you (Y/n), you saved me"

Before I could answer Spencer walks into the garage with two glasses of lemonade:

“These are from my mom” he say with a smile

“ Thank you Spencer”

Spencer get close to me:

“A beautiful girl like you deserves a treat”

“ Oh shut up Monroe” I hit playfully his shoulder while laughing

Since my arrival at Alexandria, me and Spencer became friends.

He has a thing with Rosita and he knows that Daryl is my boyfriend so he knows better on try anything with me, however I know he’s joking so we keep talking and laughing with Olivia not aware that a certain redneck was watching us

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“Baby I’m home!”

I call out for Daryl, knowing that is home since it’s almost dinner time

No answer? that’s strange

“Daryl?”

I keep calling him while I head to our bedroom

Just when I step into the bedroom I’m suddenly push into the wall

“You’ve been a bad girl”

He took my hands and keep them up agains the wall

I admit that I’m turned on by this, but I’m still a little confused

“Daryl… I don’t get what are you…

He shuts me up with a rough kiss, he’s tongue was fighting for dominance with mine.

While one of his hand keep mine agains the wall, the other one goes right under my jeans and panties

“Oh god…fuck yeah” I moan loudly while he starts to draw little circles on my clit

“Do you like my hands on you babygirl?

“yes…oh yeah…” I start to thrust against his hand, which speed up its movements on my clit

“Keep fucking yourself on my hand babygirl” Daryl whispers, biting and sucking on my neck

Oh god, I love this side of him

My screams and cries grow, I was so close

“Are you close baby? Is daddy making feel good?”

I couldn’t answer, from my mouth came out just screams and cries, he’s making me feel so much pleasure.

Suddenly his hand disappears:

“Why? I was so close!” I was so angry and turned on, a very dangerous mix.

“Because little girls that flirt with other pricks deserve to be punished"Daryl answerd sensually

He walks away from me, towards our bed where he sits down

His blue eyes are so dark and hungry, I have to bite my lips to not moaning

Daryl patted his legs before adding: “Undress and come lying down on daddy, babygirl”

I was so turned on that I almost tear off my clothes

Once I lay down on Daryl’ legs, he starts to massage my butt, trailing his hand down to my center

“You’re so wet babygirl” he says before slap me gently on my pussy

“Daddy please!” I cry out

“Please what?”

“Please punish me”

An hard smack collide with my left cheek, then he immediately hit the other one.

It’s the first time we do something like this, and I feel so good; Daryl’s hands are so big and rough and that’s enough to make me wetter

“Look at you, taking your punishment like a good girl”

“Aah…daddy you’re so good to me”

I can feel Daryl’s erection under me so I decide to give him some relief.

“If you don’t behave, daddy will stop right now, babygirl”

I stop moving, wanting to feel more of those spank

After almost 20 spanks, Daryl stops and start massaging me: “You’ve been a good girl, now it’s time for your treat.

. I rolled onto our bed, waiting for him to undress

Once he finished he lay down against the headboard:

“Come and ride daddy”

He hadn’t to tell me twice, I straddle him and alligned his cock to my entrance.

“Let me see how much you love my big cock”

Moaning I start to take him, moving my hips with a circular movement:

“Oh daddy… You’re so big”

Once I took him all, I start to move up and down fast, I need to feel him

He roughly takes my breast into his hands:

“These beautiful tits are mine” he says before licking them

“oh fuck yes baby, they’re yours”

Watching and feeling him playing with my breast encourage me to grind harder and faster.

“Look at you taking daddy’s cock… You’re so beautiful babygirl” he moans After a particular hard thrust.

We were so close to our high, the only noises are our moans and screams.

Suddenly, Daryl pushed me on the bed and straddle me:

“This pussy is mine” and with that, he enters me again

“Yes daddy, I’m all yours”

“Are you going to come babygirl?”

“Yes…oh yes, please daddy, let me come”

Daryl kisses my neck once again:“Then come on daddy’s cock”

That was enough, I came so hard I almost passed out.

“Daddy, come inside me, fill me with your cum… Please daddy

With a loud scream, Daryl came hard inside of me

He slump on me, hiding his face into my neck, living little kisses, while I circle his hips with my arms.

“Wow…That was amazing! I should talk with Spencer more” I laughed

“Don’t you dare sunshine”

When he tries to move away, I tighten my hold in him: “Please stay”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes…Daddy”

Daryl scoffed at that: “I didn’t hurt you, right?”

“No…You made me feel good”

I can feel him smile into my skin: “I love you (Y/n)” he leaves a soft kiss on my neck

I love you too Daryl

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A series of one-shots / One / Two

Childhood friends - January 2017

Part One

Haz:
Little Lulu Lamb, are you making brews?


With dead eyes, I scowled silently down to the opposite side of the sofa, seeing Harry with his phone still in his hand, and his dimple there even though he was straining his smile. You could always tell when Harry was trying to hide his laughter, because his dimple would appear as proof, no matter how much he tried to conceal it.
But I played along, not saying a word as I text him back.

Lulu:
You make brews! It
’s your house, I’m the guest here.

Haz:
You
’ve been here for almost a week now. You’re no longer a guest, you practically live here. Now get off your arse and make me a brew.

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Only You (Merle Dixon x Reader)

Requested by anon: Reader x Merle with Fluff, Smut and Angst + Morning sex with Merle (I combined these two requests. I hope that`s okay. 

Summary: Merle is gone after a supply run and you`re out of your mind with worry. 

Warnings: Smut, Drama, Angst & Fluff, Merle being Merle, A bit of Swearing.

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The rustling of the gate opening brought an instant smile to your lips and you got out of your bed in haste. You threw the book you’d been reading on the mattress and rushed out of your cell. A warm summer breeze caressed the bare skin on your arms as you paced out to the prison yard to meet the group that’s been out looking for supplies. It was one person in particular you wanted to greet welcome more than anyone.

Merle Dixon.

Just thinking about him burned your cheeks and caused an aching heat to throb between your thighs.

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Skam week. Part 14

Idea explained here.

You can find all the parts here.

Wednesday 1:01pm

They were all still in the same position they had been the whole morning. After having breakfast they had spent some time talking, laughing at the most random things. When Sana and Isak had started talking about biology Even decided that it was time to stop the talking and do something else or the rest of the guys would fall asleep. After receiving a death glare from both Isak and Sana who acted offended at the fact that they would consider biology boring, Even convinced them that it would be way more funny to watch some things he had been filming for a few months now. Well, actually Sana didn’t need much convincing, as soon as Even mentioned that some of the videos included Isak dancing to lame pop songs, she was in. Isak on the other hand didn’t like the idea of everyone watching those videos, especially since he didn’t even know half of them existed. But a “baby, believe me, you look really hot in every video, I’m sure you’ll love it” from Even was enough to make him stop complaining.

The truth was that the videos were actually really good. And they weren’t only about Isak but about all of them. Everyone was in there, even Sana. Even had filmed them at school, at parties, chilling at home.

There was one video, from a party that took place a month ago, in it you could see Sana, sitting in a couch alone while the rest of her friends were drinking and dancing. That’s how it always was, whenever they were at a party her friends would forget about her and enjoy themselves without her. Not that she was blaming them, probably she could’ve tried harder to fit in, but the truth was that she hoped they would accept her just the way she was. The camera focused on Sana for a moment and then went black before another video started, one with Isak trying to cook at his and Even’s apartment.

She could feel Even’s eyes on her, he was clearly checking out if she was okay after watching that video with her at the party. And now that she thought about it, she could remember that day specifically. She had been sitting in the couch of whoever’s apartment that was, alone, and she had felt a pair of eyes on her, just like Even’s now. Moments later Even had sat with her in the couch and had spent the rest of the night talking to her. Isak had also joined them half an hour later. She hadn’t thought much of it in that moment, but now, watching the video it was clear. Even had realized that she was alone and had made her company for the rest of the night.

She turned to look at Even who was still looking at her and smiled as a way to say thank you. He nodded and focused again in the TV. There weren’t more words needed.

“Guys, we should get going if we want to see the parade” Magnus said standing up.

“Do we have to go?” Jonas asked

“Yes! And good news, Vilde and the girls are coming to” Magnus said

“DO WE HAVE TO GO?” Jonas repeated rolling his eyes.

“Hey!” Magnus said offended

“Um…I don’t think I’m going, but you guys can go” Sana said standing up and picking up her things to leave

“Actually, Isak and me aren’t going so you can stay with us Sana while the rest of the guys go,  if you want” Even said

“We’re not going?” Isak asked confused, that was a new plan

Sana could see Even saying something to Isak with his eyes, something only Isak could understand.

“Yup, guys, Even, Sana and me are staying but you can go” Isak said

“Can’t Magnus go and Jonas and I stay too?” Mahdi asked

“Nope, we can’t. Come on Mahdi, Mags, let’s go” Jonas, who had paid attention to their friends expression said.

“I thought you didn’t want to come” Mahdi complained

“Changed my mind, come on” Jonas said pushing both Magnus and Mahdi out of the door.

“You didn’t have to do that” Sana told Isak and Even once the rest of the guys had left.

“What do you mean? We don’t really like parades. We rather stay here with you” Even said

“Come on, Even. I would believe that of Isak, but you? I know you’re dying to film the parade, or well, film Isak watching the parade” Sana said

“She has a point” Isak said laughing

“It doesn’t matter. You’re our friend and you seem like you can use a friend right now” Even said.

Sana bit her lip and nodded compulsively trying to hold back the tears.

“Oh, come here” Isak said standing up from the floor and guiding Sana back on the couch. Then he sat down too, between Even and her.

“What’s going on?” Even asked “You can tell us”

“I’m so sorry…”Sana whispered “about what happened on Friday. I’m so so so sorry”

“Sana! It wasn’t your fault” Even said

Yes it was because…” she stopped mid-sentence and looked at Even, then at Isak and then back at Even. She wasn’t sure how much she could say in front of Isak.

“It’s okay, Isak knows what happened at Bakka. Everything.” Even said nodding

“He does?”

“Well, it’s not like I could hide it any longer after he almost had his nose broken”

“I’m so sorry” Sana said again

“Oh, come on Sana, it was a joke. He’s alright”

“Yeah, I’m a tough guy” Isak added

“A tough guy that cried like a baby while the nurse cured him, but yeah, a tough guy” Even teased making Sana laugh.

“Thank you for being so nice but it really was my fault” Sana said

“Sana…”

No, Even, it really was my fault. I invited them. I knew you were going to be there and I invited them. I had my own personal reasons but I also hoped that if you saw each other you would work things out. It wasn’t my decision to make and I’m sorry”

“Sana…you didn’t force us to fight. Yeah, you invited them, but the fight wasn’t your fault. It wasn’t anybody’s fault and everybody’s fault at the same time. It was just a series of misunderstanding and you had nothing to do with that. Believe me” Even affirmed.

It’s not just that, is it?” Isak asked “Something else is going on with you”

Sana looked at them considering whether she should tell them everything that had happened on Friday or not. The truth was that she hadn’t told anyone yet, not everything. Yes, she had told Elias some things but not the whole truth and she felt like she really needed to tell someone. Maybe Isak and Even were the ones.

“You don’t have to tell us if you don’t want to but we’re here if you do want” Even said

“I think it’d be nice to tell someone…” Sana said

“Then we’re here. It has something to do with the girls, right? That’s why you’re not with them”

Yeah…I guess you may have noticed that we’re not as closed as we were”

“Kind of” Isak admitted.

“Well, um…we needed money to pay the bus so I convinced Sara and her friends to pay for it while I was still the boss. But then she started to leave me out of things, like groups and parties and things like that. And at first I thought I was being paranoid but then after the fight I was in the bathroom and I heard some pepsimax girls talking about Sara wanting to throw me out off the bus”

“What?” Isak asked

“Wow baby, your ex-girlfriend likes to play dirty” Even said

“Can we focus?” Isak said rolling his eyes “Sana, continue”

“Yeah…I wasn’t really surprised about her wanting me out of the bus to be honest but what really hurt is the thought of the girls knowing and not telling me, like I don’t know maybe they don’t know about Sara’s plans but they’ve been so closed lately…and also the girls said something about Vilde saying mean stuff about me and my brother behind my back. And I just…I felt so alone” as hard as she was trying not to cry, some tears started to fall down her face “Like I know I have Elias and I have you guys, but I just feel alone ‘cause I also thought I had him and then I saw him kissing her and realized that it was all in my head and I just, I can’t face any of them even if it’s not their fault that I had been imagining things but still it hurts every time I see them and I don’t know how I’m going to deal with it and I just…”

“Sana, relax, breathe, just breathe” Even said worried. “That’s it, inhale, exhale…just like that”

Sana followed Even’s instructions and tried to calm down.

“Okay, now go back ‘cause I think I’m lost here. Who’s he? Who’s she? Who was kissing who?”

“Yousef…”she sighed “He is Yousef”

“Yousef?”

“You don’t know him, Isak” Sana said

“Acar? Yousef Acar?” Even asked

Sana nodded.

“Was he on the fight?”

“He was the one that tried to stop it, actually” Even told his boyfriend

“He did?” Sana asked surprised

“Yeah, he did. But no one would listen to him” Even said, then he added “So, what happened between you two?”

“Well…we were getting closer, or at least that’s what I thought. We would text and talk and play basketball and he would look at me like…I don’t know…”

“Oh, I know. Yousef has been giving you hearteyes  since I’ve known him” Even affirmed

“Well, apparently it doesn’t mean anything ‘cause I saw him on Friday…kissing Noora”

“Noora?” Isak asked confused “Isn’t Noora still with William?”

“She isn’t…she actually found out on Friday that William has a new girlfriend…and that I knew that. And she’s been showing signs of being interested in Yousef. So I guess that on Friday, she finally confirmed it. When I got out of the bathroom they were kissing”

“Are you sure? That doesn’t sound like Yousef”

“Yes, Even, I think I know a kiss when I see it”

“Have you talked to them?” Isak asked “Have you asked them to explain it to you?”

“No. Of course not, because if I ask them they’ll know that I have feelings for him”

“Yeah but…maybe there’s a reason why that kiss happened, one that you don’t know about”

“What reason could there be, Isak? Other than them liking each other” Sana rolled her eyes

“Okay, story time.” Even said “After I kissed this boy for the first time, in a pool all Romeo and Juliet kind of thing, I told him I was going to break up with Sonja. But then I freaked out and well…”

“I saw him kissing Sonja at a party” Isak finished “And it broke me, I felt stupid and like I didn’t mean anything to him”

“Baby…”Even whispered holding Isak’s hand

“But look at us now. We talked things out and now we’re better than ever” Isak brought Even’s hand to his lips and kissed it gently

“You’re so disgustingly cute” Sana said wiping away the tears from her face

“The thing is that I think you should tell them how you feel and give them the chance to explain themselves. You won’t lose anything trying.”

“I don’t know what I fear the most…they telling me that the kiss meant something…or him telling me that he did have feelings for me…I won’t ever be what he needs” Sana whispered

“I think that’s something he has to decide…and if you want my opinion, I think he’d be a full if he didn’t want you” Even said “Am I right?”

“I already said it, I’d ditch myself for you Sana”

“Thank you guys” Sana smiled

“Also, the advice works for the girls too. I think you should talk to them, tell them how you feel and what you heard and see if they support you” Isak said “And if they don’t then it’s their loss. In our squad there will always be a free spot for you”

“Thanks”

“Evak is always here for you” Even added smiling

“You call yourselves Evak?” Sana asked raising an eyebrow

“He does, I don’t. It was Magnus idea. I’ve tried to make him stop using it but he won’t listen to me” Isak said rolling his eyes

“Oh come on baby, you know you love it” Even said kissing Isak’s cheek

“Okay, I get the boys now. I think I’m going to leave you two” Sana said standing up

“Sanasol! Don’t go, we will behave” Isak begged

“It’s okay, I have to go anyway. I have a lot of things to think about”

“Fine, but remember that we’re always here if you want to come back” Even said standing up and walking her to the door, followed by Isak

“Oh, I almost forgot” Sana said “Elias asked me to tell you, both of you, that he’s sorry about the fight”

“You can tell him that it’s okay. We’re cool”

“I really think he misses you”

“Yeah, I miss them too…Maybe one day we will work things out”

“I really hope so. Thank you again guys, for everything”

Isak and Even nodded and she turned around and left. She felt like a weight had been lifted from her shoulders. She still had a lot to think about, she wasn’t sure if she was going to take Isak and Even’s advice, but she felt relieved after being able to tell someone the truth.

-x-

4th update of the day

I haven’t written exactly what happened at Bakka or at the fight because since we don’t really know I don’t want to make assumptions

Nursey knocked on Dex’s dorm room door again.

“Dex!  Will!  I know you’re in there!” he yelled, “Just let me in!   I need to know you’re ok!”  He’d been there for at least half an hour with no response, and wasn’t sure he expected one.  Still, Nursey wasn’t giving up.  No one had heard from Dex since that morning, and he was worried.

He was relieved when the door opened, but that was short lived, once he saw Dex’s tear streaked face.

“I’m fine.” Dex snapped, and went to close the door.  Without thinking, Nursey stuck his foot in the way, and forced it open.

“You’re clearly not.” Nursey pointed out.  He expected Dex to disagree, to argue, to kick him out, but he just sighed, and walked further into his room.  Nursey followed, closing the door behind him.

“What’s up?” Nursey asked casually as he sat into Dex’s desk chair, and Dex curled up at the top of his bed.

Dex stayed quiet, playing with his sleeves and staring at his blanket.

“Will,” Nursey said. Dex looked up at the use of his first name.  “What’s wrong?  What happened?”  Nursey was worried he was being blunt, and harsh, but he needed to know what was wrong with Dex so he could fix it.

“I…it’s nothing.” Dex mumbled.  Nursey felt his heart clench at how quiet he sounded.  William Poindexter was many things, but quiet wasn’t one of them.

It was one of the many reasons Nursey loved him.

“Rubbish” Nursey said, trying to hide how he felt.  “That’s a lie Will.  What happened?  Why are you so sad?  Where’s Tanner?”

At the mention of his boyfriend, Will burst into tears.  He hid his face in his hands, shoulders shaking as he tried to hold back his sobs.

“Dex?” Nursey asked cautiously.  A million awful scenarios ran through his mind as to why that question would make Dex cry.  “Where is Tanner?”

“We…he….Tanner dumped me.” Dex managed to sob out.  “He dumped me and I don’t know why!  I thought we were great together!  And he broke up with me.  And I don’t know what I did, but he’s gone.”

Nursey felt like his heart was breaking.  Dex, brilliant, smart, beautiful, Dex, was hurting, and blaming himself for it.  He was sobbing his heart out, and Nursey didn’t know what to do to help him feel better.

“Dex,” he began, unsure what he was planning to say after that.  “Dex.  It’s not your fault.”

Dex shook his head, no.

“It’s not.  Just because Tanner couldn’t see how amazing you are-“Nursey tried, but Dex interrupted him.

“Stop, Nursey.  Just stop.  I-I don’t want to talk right now” Dex snapped.

“Ok,” Nursey said. “Ok.  How about I just sit with you, yeah?”

Dex nodded, and Nursey moved over to his bed.

“Could you-?” Dex asked quietly, before stopping.

“Could I what Will?” Nursey asked, knowing already he’d say yes to anything Dex asked of him, especially right now.

“Could you hold me?” Dex asked. “It’s ok if you don’t want to.  And I’m sorry for snapping at you.” He said in a rush.

“Hey, it’s okay,” Nursey assured, pulling Dex close to him. “It’s all gonna be alright Dex.”

“How?”  Dex asked, pulling away slightly to look Nursey in the eye.  “How’s it all going to be ok?  My first boyfriend dumped me. I loved him so much Nurse. How is it all going to be alright?!”

“I don’t know yet Dex,” Nursey admitted.  “But it will be.”

They sat in silence for a while, Nursey holding Dex close as he cried.

*

The next morning, Nursey called for Dex before morning practice.

“C’mon Dexy!” he encouraged “We got pucks to hit!”

“I don’t really feel like it.” Dex said miserably. “I just wanna sleep”

“Sleep after practice man. I know you have a few hours off then.” Nursey said. “Practice might make you feel better you know.”

Dex stared at him a moment, thinking.

“Yeah?”

“Absolutely!” Nursey said with a grin.  “And I’ll bring over pizza later if you come.”

“And ice cream?” Dex asked, hesitantly.

“Of course bro!”

“Okay. Just…..gimme a minute” Dex said, and closed his door as he went to get ready.

Nursey smiled. This was progress.  He quickly text Chowder to let him know Dex was coming to practice, and not to mention Tanner.  By the time he received Chowder reply, Dex was ready to go.

*

Later that evening, Nursey called over to Dex’s dorm with pizza and ice cream.  He pulled up a movie on his laptop and they watched and ate in silence for a while.  It was nice.

By the time the movie ended, Dex was curled up against Nursey’s side, and Nursey had his arm around him.

“I just.  I really loved Tanner.” Dex said out if the blue. “And I know it’s dumb to be this upset over my first boyfriend but-“

“Being upset isn’t dumb Dex. You’re feelings are valid.” Nursey interrupted.  Dex looked at him considering, before he nodded, and then continued.

“It’s just. He was my first boyfriend. He helped me come out to my family, and supported me through everything with my brother afterwards,” Dex explained. Nursey nodded in understanding - he remembered how Dex’s brother had reacted to Dex coming out, and how it had affected him.

“And he helped me to feel more comfortable here.  I know this is Samwell, and there’s the whole “1 in 4” thing, but he helped me brave enough to go to Winter Screw with a date.  And it was such an amazing night.” Dex said, his eyes filled with tears. He was holding them back though, and Nursey realised how much he needed to get through this right now.  To get his feelings off his chest.

“It’s was amazing.” Dex said, “Our first screw together. He looked so good in his suit.  And he told me I looked handsome. No one ever said that about me before.  And he brought me flowers.  Plastic ones because of my allergies.  And we went to dinner first. He wanted to treat me but I argued and he let me split the bill.” Dex laughed at the memory, the sound surprising Nursey. “And then he bought us both desserts anyway. I was so stuffed by the time we got to the Screw; I didn’t think we’d be able to dance.”

“I can’t actually dance,” Dex continued with a sad smile “Tanner said he’d cover for me.  He led all the dances and I still stood on his feet like 10 times.  He just laughed every time.  Told me I was getting better, and I’d be a great dancer by our next screw.  An-and now we’re not going to be going together.” Dex wiped at his tears as they fell, but couldn’t stop them.

“I just. I don’t know why he dumped me!” he said angrily, voice hoarse from his tears.   He stood up, and began pacing the room as he spoke. “We were good together!  I was a good boyfriend. I talked to him about how I felt; I listened to him as well!  I helped him when he needed it, and did my best not to shut him out when I needed help!  I paid for dates just as much as he did!  I went to his swimming competitions when I could!  I didn’t pressure him to coming to the hockey games when he was busy!  I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS NURSEY!” Dex yelled. “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG! WHAT DID I DO?” and then, quieter, looking at Nursey as though he might know the answer “What’s did I do wrong?”

“Will- you didn’t-. It isn’t because of you. Tanner just doesn’t see how great a boyfriend you were.” Nursey said, trying to comfort him.  He wasn’t really great at it though, but he was doing his best for Dex.

“If I was so great why’d he dump me?” Dex asked angrily.

“Because he’s an idiot.” Nursey said simply.  He surprised a laugh out of Dex, which he considered a good thing.

“Is he though?  I mean, he’s best in his classes.  He gets really good grades.” Dex said sadly.

“Yeah, but he dumped you. And that’s the dumbest thing ever.” Nursey said.  He wanted to tell Dex he would never do that to him, never break his heart into pieces like Tanner had.    But he knew now wasn’t the time.

“You’re too good for him Dex, and someday he’s going to see that and realise that dumping you was the dumbest decision of his life.” Nursey said instead.  Dex was quiet, staring at him in shock for a minute.

“You really think so?” he asked unsurely.

“I know so.” Nursey said confidently.  If he was Tanner, he’d be kicking himself right now.

“You really think I’m too good for Tanner?  Tanner, captain of the swim team?  Tanner, who everyone wants to be with?  Tanner, who’s funny and sweet, and kind, and -?” Dex stopped, as he felt tears coming on again.  “You really think I’m too good for him?”

“You really are Dex.” Nursey said. “You’re smart, and kind, and honest, and hardworking, and witty, and helpful, and.  And Tanner’s the dumbest man alive if he doesn’t see all that!” Nursey practically shouted the last part, and Dex stood looking at him.

“That-.  That’s …. Um… Thanks Nursey.” Dex managed after a while.  Nursey couldn’t read his thoughts from his face, but he hoped Dex didn’t know how close he’d just come to revealing his feelings for him.

Nursey sat uncomfortably on Dex’s bed, trying to change the subject in case Dex was about to ask him about that.

“Want to watch another movie?” he asked quickly.  Dex nodded, and sat next to Nursey on the bed again.  Nursey put on the first movie he saw, not really watching it, but watching Dex instead.  Dex, who looked sad and confused and angry and like he wasn’t watching the movie either, but was too deep in his own thoughts and feelings to even call Nursey out for staring at him.

Nursey was worried about him.

*

“You haven’t been to a kegster since you started dating him.” Nursey pointed out.

“Because they’re for drinking and hook-ups, and Tanner and I were exclusive.” Dex argues back.

“Just come for an hour, walk around with some tub juice, talk to the team, complain about Holster’s taste in music with me, eat something Bitty baked, and if you hate it, we’ll leave then.” Nursey tried.  Dex hadn’t been out of his room much apart from meals, class, and practise, and he was worried about him.  The whole team was worried about him.  Nursey would only be able to keep them all from arriving in Dex’s dorm in well-meant concern for so long.

“Half an hour.” Dex bargained.

“40 minutes.” Nursey responded, and Dex nodded his agreement.

“And no more?”

“And no less.”

This was a great idea.

*

This was an awful idea.

At first it had been good. They’d played pong, talked to the team, had some pie, and chirped Holster for his music taste.

Nursey had decided he needed some air, and Dex had come with him to the porch.  It was full of people, some talking, some drinking, and some making out.  They were mostly strangers, except for the girl with green hair from his poetry class, and her girlfriend, a guy from his crit group and his datemate, and

Tanner.

The guy he was making out with was a stranger though.

Nursey turned around, hoping to steer Dex back inside before he saw but it was too late.

“Tanner?!” Dex froze on the porch, shocked to see him.

Tanner pulled away from the guy he was kissing, and threw a look at him over his shoulder.

“Oh, hey Will.” he greeted casually.  Nursey wanted to punch him in the face.

“What….what are you doing?” Dex managed to ask.

“I’m just enjoying the party.” Tanner said, and turned back to the guy he was with.

“It’s our 6 month anniversary.” the guy he was with said happily.

“Your what?” Nursey choked out.  As far as he knew, Dex and Tanner had been dating for the last 7 months.

“But.  But you can’t be….Tanner and I were.  We were.  We.” Dex stuttered out in shock.  “We were together.”

“We were good friends, yeah man.” Tanner said.

“Good friends?  We were…..we were good friends?!” Dex said in shock.  “Tanner I-“

“Yeah, I’ll see you around man.”  Tanner said, and turned back to his boyfriend.

Nursey needed to get Dex out of there.

“Why don’t we go back to your dorm Dex?” he suggested, guiding him off the porch and away from the Haus.  Dex nodded and walked with him quietly, still in shock.

They were about halfway back to the dorm rooms when Dex stopped.

“He was cheating on me.” Dex said.  “He. He started dating someone. He.  Tanner was dating someone else.  He.  Nursey he was cheating on me.”

“Dex….Will.” Nursey had no idea what to say.  “I’m sorry Will.  He shouldn’t have done that to you.  He didn’t deserve you.”

“But he…I didn’t…I’m so stupid.” Dex said.  “I actually believed he loved me”

“You’re not stupid Will. You deserve better than that.  You didn’t deserve that.” Nursey tried. “You deserve better than that”

“I don’t.  i. I don’t know Nursey.  I.  I trusted him so much.  And he did this.   I…I- UGH.” Dex shouted, throwing his arms up in frustration  

“Hey, Will.  Dex.  Will.” Nursey said again, pulling him close to him.  “You’re ok.  It’s ok.” Nursey assured him.  “Tanners an idiot and you deserve so much better than an idiot.”

“Like who?” Dex asked, “Who do I deserve?”

“Me.” Nursey said, regretting it instantly.  Now was not the time.  

“You?  What?” Dex spluttered in shock.  He pulled away from Nursey and stared at him.

“I’m sorry, Will. That was inappropriate.  I’m so sorry” Nursey apologised, but Dex cut him off.

“You like me?” Dex asked.

Nursey nodded, holding his breath for Dex’s reaction.  He hoped against hope he wouldn’t be mad, or upset.

“I.  Derek” Dex ran his hand through his hair as he spoke, a nervous habit he’d picked up since starting at Samwell.    “Derek, I can’t right now.  This is too much.”

“I know.  Will I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have said anything. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said anything.

“I just.  Can we talk about this tomorrow?” Dex asked, “I…I just want be alone for a while.”

“Will-“

“I’m going back to my dorm. Can we talk tomorrow?” Dex asked.

“Yeah.  Of course.  Anything you want.” Nursey said “I’ll see you tomorrow”

“Okay.” Dex said, and nodded to himself.  “Okay, I’ll see you then”

“Will you be ok getting back to you dorm?” Nursey asked.  

Dex nodded, and left, heading back to his dorm quickly.

*

Nursey showed up at his dorm at 10 am the next morning, hoping it wasn’t too early.  He stood outside for another 5 minutes, debating whether to knock now or not.  Steeling his nerves, he knocked, and Dex opened it immediately.

“Hey” Nursey said quietly.

“Hi” Dex said, “Um, you wanna come in?”

“Yeah, sure.” Nursey said, trying to sound casual.  He followed Dex into the room, and sat on his desk chair, as Dex sat on his bed again.

“So…” Nursey started after an awkward silence.

“So.  Um. About last night.” Dex started awkwardly.  “About what you said.”

“Listen, Will, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said any of that.” Nursey apologised again.

“It’s ok.  It’s just.  I can’t be in a relationship right now” Dex said.  “I’m sorry Derek, but after everything with Tanner…” Dex stopped, swallowing back a sob.

“It’s okay, I understand Will.  I’d never push you into a relationship when you’re not ready.” Nursey said.

“Can we still be friends?”  Dex asked quietly, looking worried.

“Of course.  If you want to be.  I want to still be friends.” Nursey said.

“Yeah.  And.” Dex stopped, looking at Nursey nervously. “Maybe someday we could… maybe we could date?  I don’t know yet.  But maybe.”

Dex smiled at him nervously, and Nursey smiled back at him.

They were gonna be okay.

Let’s say the vikings were quite found of the girls, they liked them a lot and got really invested on why Emma was so sad. 

Post 6x15, maybe post 6x16 as well since Blackbeard is here, Killian coming back and he has a little chat with those vikings.

________

Coming back in Storybrooke was quite the adventure for Killian. After Enchanted Forest, Agrabah and Neverland he was back in the town (with Blackbeard too, sadly) and he couldn’t wait to get back to his love.

“Where are we going now, Hook?” the pirate asked him.

“I’m going home, I don’t care where you are going.”

“So should I just walk around the town?”

“I don’t bloody care mate” Killian said turning to him “as long as you don’t cause any troubles.”

“Oh yes, because I am sure you will come after me.”

“Be sure of that.”

“Oh you should come with your love too. I can’t wait to meet the lass who turned you into this… hero” Blackbeard said mockingly. 

Killian wanted to answer him when they were approached by three, really big, men. He saw them in the town before, he knew they come from the Land of Untold Stories and Henry told him that they were vikings, but he never heard about any trouble caused by them.

“Are you two pirates?” one of them asked. 

“Well I am, this one was. Now he likes to play with the heroes” Blackbeard answered. 

“Who made sad the sweet blonde lady?” the same viking asked. 

“Oh I believe he is the one you are looking for” Blackbeard said before Killian could answer. 

“Can you shut up?” Killian told him and then turned to look at the vikings who now had axes in their hands. 

“Whoa mate.”

“You made sad the cute lass, you will pay for that.”

“Easy mate. What the hell are you talking about?”

“The blonde girl was sad and crying. She was sad because of you, now you will pay!”

“Wait wait wait. Are you talking about Emma? Emma cried? Because of me?”

“Aren’t you the pirate she loves, that left her?”

“I am, but I did not leave her.”

“She was sad!”

“Look, this is none of your business.”

“Listen here pirate. Next time the lady is sad we are coming after you and be careful, our axes are enchanted, they can cut anything and anyone.”

“Of course they are.”

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Mark: Ohhhhh boyyyyy. This guy would love the idea before you even brought it up. He loves being touched, he’s really sensitive I think, so he would relish in you making him squirm and scream as it all went down. I think, more romantically, it would make him feel special that you wanted to be the one to please him, to put in the work to make him feel ecstasy (even while also pleasing yourself). He would also love the feeling of being stretched gradually. He would LOVE your fingers inside of him and he would almost being in tears to  feel the more filling feeling of your dick. [SOMEONE STOP ME]

Jinyoung: Teaseeeeee. He would be such a teasing bottom. He would ask you how much you wanted to feel him around you, how frustrating it was to see him look so good. But once you were finally down to the diddly-do, he would probably be a squirming mess, almost needy and annoyed. He would ask you to go on, to go harder and faster, and then it would be you to tease. If he was skeptical at first, you’d ask something rhetorical like: “What do you think now, huh?”. Overall he would love the feeling of you inside him and the excitement of trying something different or new or something you didn’t do very often would make things even more fun. 

Jackson: [I laughed when I started writing this because he is such a touchy, silly dork he probably would have bottomed 100 million times if you guys were dating]. He puts on such a dominant demeanor in his music videos and stage performances, I think he’d be embarrassed at how excited he was to have you top him. He would try and act more dominant at first and you’d remind him that you were going to be the one to make him feel good that night. He would be complaining about how awkward it felt, and be making jokes out of discomfort. But when you really got down to it let’s be real he would be all for it; groaning, begging, heavily breathing… I can see his submissive side coming out. Aside from that, I can kind of see that maybe he’d become a power bottom? All in all, he’d love it. Any sex with you would be great to him. 

Bambam: He would love it. Immediately. He’s a really sassy guy though, so he’d be hard to control *wink wink*. Something deep inside me (pun intended) tells me that bambam would really like the whole process with lube, getting stretched one finger at a time. He would want to be able to feel every single feeling to the fullest extent so it was even better when he got to be filled with you entirely. He would like you to be gradual: start of slow and deep, and then hump bump it up a level with each passing moment. By the end it would be rough and full of passion, and both of you would be glad things played out the way they did. 

Youngjae: This cutie pie would feel shy to be so exposed to you, and would give you signs that you should proceed with caution. He would ask you to go slow and would tell you “don’t say anything too embarrassing, please, I’ll already be showcasing you my full ass…” and, to his dismay, embarrassment and pleasure all at once, you’d reply with something like: “You say that like it’s a bad thing!” But you know him well. Youngjae needs to know he’s doing well and that he isn’t embarrassing himself, so the whole time you stretched him and kissed him and touched him, you’d give him endless praise of how good he was doing and explain that he didn’t need to be worried about anything. He would be gasping by the time you’re fully inside of him; his tightness and moans leading to a quick but satisfying finish: for both of you. For the next few days you’d get compliments on what Youngjae hears Jaebum say was “"stroke game” and would receive a timid request that you do Youngjae like that again.

Yugyeom: I have only one word to describe how you topping yugyeom would make him feel: whines. He’d be really submissive and live for the feeling of you pounding into him. You would make you endlessly horny, and use his dancing hips to his advantage. He would ride you while looking into your eyes, and eventually you would see him getting tired with himself and you’d thrust upwards; It’s all downhill from there. Cries of “please..:” would leave his mouth even though he doesn’t know what he’s asking for. So, yeah, something about you inside of him makes him high, he thrives having you two so connected. 

[SO THAT HAPPENED. HOPE YOU LIKE IT. IM A MESS. Also P.S: I really like the idea of submissive Yugyeom. I got carried away pt.2/probably 10000??? (For anon)

- Mali <33 

What did you say?

-SNOWBAZ-

B-day present for @snowbazmysons :) <3

Summary:  Baz has recently learnt Dutch and has decided to practice it, to Simon’s sorrow.

Note: I don’t speak Dutch, so I asked my friend Google for help. Please don’t cringe at the weird expressions. Also, I regret nothing


SIMON

He’s done it again. Baz has found a new way to torment me.

Ik vind je heel mooi,” he says as I step into our room, which I guess means something like “I wish you were dead”.

“Yeah, you too,” I tell him. “Moron.”

I go to my bed and take my shirt off. It’s so hot in here, lately.

Lekker ding,” Baz continues with his insults.

“That would be you,” I reply, as I change into my pyjamas.

He lets out a short, mischievous laugh. “You don’t know what I said.”

“I don’t need to speak German to know that you’re insulting me.”

“Please, Snow, it’s Dutch.”

“Whatever,” I say, going into bed.

Slaap lekker schatje,” Baz says, and it must mean “may you never wake up again” or something similar.

“Same for you,” I retort. I have to learn Dutch.

Baz has taken it to the next level. A higher level of irritation. Now every time he insults me in Dutch his mouth quirks into a naughty smile and his eyes glint devilishly.

For example, today he bumped into me from behind in the corridor and said “lekker kontje”, right into my ear. He uses the word “lekker” a lot when insulting me. I guess it means “idiot” or “stupid” or “stupidly idiot”.

“Fuck you,” I said.

Ja, ik wil dat je doen precies dat,” he said back, with that stupid sparkle in his eyes. He stood there for a few seconds—terribly close—and then left me there, alone and confused.

Later, in class, he spent the whole hour looking at me from the other end of the classroom. Stormy grey eyes locked on mine. Plotting, for sure. So I stared back. When the lesson ended he approached me and whispered “mooie ogen”. Another insult, I guessed. So I snapped back “Are you describing yourself?”

Baz smirked and winked an eye at me. What the fuck. That’s when I realized that I really need to learn Dutch.

So now I’m with Anna, an exchange student from the Netherlands, and she’s going to teach me her language. I’ll be able to finally respond to Baz’s insults with a proper comeback.

We spend all night until I have a general grasp of the basics. Bless her patience.

The next day I come into our room as Baz emerges from the shower.

Ik heb je gemist,” he says, water dripping off his hair.  Okay I know that “ik” means “I” and “je” means “you”. No clue about the rest. It must be something like “I want you gone” or “I want you dead”.

“Likewise,” I retort.

His lips quirk mischievously and there’s that annoying glint in his eyes again.

I step towards his direction. There’s a drop of water falling down his face.

He looks at me enigmatically and says “Ik hou van je.” I something you . “I hate you”, I suppose. Or “I loathe you” or “I despise you” or “I’d spit on you”.

“Yeah, the feeling is mutual,” I reply.

I swear his eyes flicker to my lips.

Ik wil graag smijt je tegen de muur…” Baz starts. Fuck, I’m not understanding anything. I have to ask Anna to meet tonight again. “…en kus je.”

Wait. “What?” I ask him, inching closer. I follow the path of the water drop with my eyes. It’s now on his jawline.

“What.” He freezes.

“What did you say?” I step even nearer. Our faces are almost touching.

He doesn’t respond. I can feel his breath on my face. Hard and heavy. He’s nervous.

I’m actually pretty sure he said “kiss you”. I place a hand on his chest.

The drop is now on his neck. So I tilt my head down and, slowly, I touch the drop with my mouth. “You mean…” I say, tracing kisses up his neck and jawline. He moans softly. “Like…” I continue, lips now on his cheek. I spare a moment to look at him. Our lips are almost brushing. I can feel his heart beating fast against my hand. “This?” I say and I close the distance before he can answer.

Our mouths clash and move over one another. Fiercely. Baz parts his lips and my tongue finds his.

I wonder how long he’s wanted this. I wonder how long I’ve wanted this.

I’m kissing Baz. I kiss him until my lips are sore.

“We should probably go to class,” Baz says after a while.

“Mmhm,” I say against his mouth, but don’t move an inch. “I’d rather practice Dutch with you.”

I move my lips to his neck again and suck the skin in there.

Hup, Simon,” he says. “Werk aan de winkel.”

Somehow we make it to the second lesson.

I go to my usual seat with Penny, Agatha and Anna. Baz goes with Dev and Niall.

“Simon!” Penny cries. “What happened? Where were you?”

“Did Baz do anything to you?” Agatha asks, slightly worried.

“Yeah… he wouldn’t let me go,” I answer.

You wouldn’t let me go, Snow,” Baz says from the other end of the class.

Crowley, Baz, is that a hickey?”

“Shut up, Niall.” Baz’s face is burning red.

“Fuck a nine-toed-troll, Simon!” Penny shouts. Eyes big with surprise behind her pointy glasses.

“Wait,” Agatha follows. “You and Baz…?”

“Is that why you needed Dutch lessons?” Anna asks.

I look at Baz. He nods slightly at me and cracks a smile. I smile back at him.

“Yes,” I shrug at the girls. “We’re together.”

Baz decides to run from Dev and Niall’s questions and seat right next to me. “One kiss and you think we’re happy boyfriends?” he sneers.

“Two kisses,” I say and I kiss him again.

-FIN-

Translation of phrases:

Ik vind je heel mooi = I think you’re really beautiful

Lekker ding = yummy thing

Slaap lekker schatje = sleep well darling

lekker kontje = nice arse

lekker = yummy

Ja, ik wil dat je doen precies dat = yes, I want you to do precisely that

mooie ogen = beautiful eyes

Ik heb je gemist = I missed you

Ik hou van je = I love you

Ik wil graag smijt je tegen de muur en kus je = I want to throw you against the wall and kiss you

Hup, Simon. Werk aan de winkel = Go on, then. Carry on, Simon.


Ari: Okay, turns out I LOVE Dutch (sorry about any language inconsistencies) I had fun writing this. Hope you like it! :D

high school boyfriend calum who’s also the star footballer, driving home after the game they just lost and u can tell something’s up but you don’t say anything knowing he’d tell you if he wanted to. so you get to his house and say hi to his parents and sister and then you go upstairs and sit on his bed while he takes off his uniform and grabs clean boxers and clothes, heading to his bathroom without a word. you sigh, laying down in his sheets loving the smell of him.

a little while later, you’ve busied yourself with scrolling through instagram when you hear the faint whimpers of calum’s cries. your heart immediately speeds up as you drop your phone and get up. you knock on the door, getting a late response from him. “yeah?” his voice is croaky and sad and it hurts your heart

“can i come in?” you say softly, only wishing to make him feel better. you wanted to comfort him and hold him. when he was sad you were definitely sad.

“yeah.” you got a little while later, his answer and quickly turned the knob, opushing the door open. steam and the sounds of him sniffling greeted you. you closed the door quietly

“cal, can i pull back the curtain?” you didn’t want to expose him even though you’d both seen each other naked before. sometimes people don’t want to be seen and you could respect that.

“yeah,” he sounded like he’d stopped crying now. you peek your head into a small opening you created, meeting his sad eyes as he stood under the water. you could see from the red marks it was making on his skin, it was hot. you watched the water run down his toned chest, wincing at the redness. “hey,” he tried giving you a smile but it didn’t look real at all.

“hey baby,” you said softly, smiling back. “what’s wrong?”

“im just so tired.” he admitted with a sad sigh as his head hung. “there’s so much studying to do and we lost our game and coach said we could’ve played much better and i still have to choose a college and it’s so much.” he said in one breath. your face softened as you heard him. but after looking back to his red skin, you decided it’d be best to turn off the water.

“i hear you cal,” you said, letting the curtain fall back as you moved to the other end and reappeared. you reached in and turned off the water causing him to look up for you where he last saw you, but you weren’t there. “come on,” you said, handing him a towel and waiting for him to dry off.

he swept back the curtain with the towel wrapped around his waist, and stepped out onto the mat. your eyes met as you looked at him from your spot leaned up against the sink. after a few moments crept by of looking in his eyes and seeing nothing but exhaustion and sadness. “come here,” you finally said, stepping forward and opening your arms.

he immediately met you and fell into your arms, resting his cheek on your shoulder. he wrapped his arms around your waist as you wound your arms around his shoulders, rubbing your hands up and down his back to comfort him. “it’s gonna be okay, baby” you promised.

he sighed, tense muscles relaxing into your touch. “you’re a good soccer player and it’s ok to have a day where you don’t do so good. just remember that, okay?”

“okay.” his voice was meek. you pulled back after a few more seconds to look at him.

“you wanna go get in bed?” you asked, rubbing his arm as you waited for his answer.

“yeah,” he gave you a small smile that seemed genuine. “just let me change.” you nodded and moved out of the bathroom and into his bed, pulling his sheets over you and waiting patiently for him.

he came out of the bathroom in sweats and a t shirt, throwing his dirty clothes in his hamper and coming over to the bed. he plugged his phone in on and reached up to turn the light off on the ceiling fan before climbing in next to you. he settled into your arms, gladly being your little spoon. “i love you.” you said, kissing his back through his shirt.

“i love you too.” he intertwined your fingers, kissing the back of your hand. “thanks for being my rock.”

“of course, baby.” and you’d drift off to sleep loving being in his bed and in his presence period.

I'm Never Drinking With You Douchebags Again (Winchesters X Reader)

It wasn’t wrong to say that you were a light drunk when it came to drinking. You can’t hold alcohol well, especially liquor. You’ve tried, but you end up getting too drunk and sick, and not being able to function the next day. Dean would always pick fun at you, knowing how childish you act when you’re drunk.

Both Dean and Sam have seen you drunk numerous times, and as funny as they think it is, it was torturous for you. You’d do stupid things like call Dean ‘Boots’ and call Sam 'Dora The Explorer’.

You, Sam and Dean were all crammed together in a bar, trying to get your mind off of the last hunt, and move on to the next one. You were only two swigs into a slightly chilled beer, while Dean was taking down shot after shot, but Sam was joining you with a beer this time.

“Come on, I can’t be the only one doing this! This is embarrassing!” Dean said, taking another shot of whiskey, throwing his head back and then releasing a sharp sigh after he swallowed the burning substance. “Wanna try, (Y/N)?” Dean offered, before you shook your head.

“I don’t feel like puking up my intestines tomorrow” you muttered, taking a small sip of your beer, before Dean laughed. “Yeah, and I don’t want to have to be the one to carry her to the car, because you’d be drunk as hell too, Dean” Sam said, before Dean scoffed.

“I could carry her!” He shouted, before you shushed the brothers from their bickering, while they both muttered an insult to each other under their breath.

“(Y/N), just try one” Dean said, placing a small shot glass down in front of you. You glared at him, as he was flashing you a smirk that could make every woman weak in their knees.

“Dean!” You cried, before he frowned and took the drink back. “Fine, I guess you’re too afraid” you went numb at Dean’s words. You hated it when people said you were afraid, when you clearly weren’t.

Both the boys knew this, and Sam knew that this was a bad idea. “Dean, stop” Sam breathed out, before you grabbed the shot out of his hand and quickly poured it in your mouth, terrified to swallow.

Dean and Sam both looked at you shocked, before you swallowed the amber liquid, feeling it burn your esophagus on the way down, as you kicked the bar and tried to cry in pain, but it came out as a small squeak that made the boys laugh.

You panted hard, before Dean began to clap. “I’m proud of you, (Y/N). I guess you aren’t afraid” Dean said as you smiled. “I guess not! I want another!” You exclaimed like a child, a few other people in the bar giving you a weird glance, before turning their attention away from you.

“(Y/N), are you sure that’s a good idea?” Sam whispered into your ear before you nodded. “Yeah! I’ll be fine! I’ll just have two more!” You smiled, before both boys raised their eyebrows at you, knowing they were about to have an exciting night.


“Dean, get her legs!” Sam shouted.

“She won’t stop moving!” Dean shouted back.

“Dean!” Sam cried.

“Stop it moose!” You yelled violently at the older brother.

You thrashed and kicked in the parking lot, refusing to be picked up by Dean and Sam. You had seven too many shots, and you were destroyed. You lied down on the concrete, with your arms crossed and staring right at the sky.

“Look at the stars!” You slurred, before Sam’s arms grabbed you and took you into his hold, as he thrashed you over his shoulder and walked you back to the Impala.

“I told you, you shouldn’t have let her drink tonight, Dean” Sam said, before Dean opened the rear door for Sam, so he could gently place you in the Impala. “She’s gonna be fine, Sammy!” Dean exclaimed, watching you squirm around the backseat, trying to get comfortable.

“Let’s just head back to the motel, we’ll spend another night and then pack up tomorrow” Sam said, slamming the rear door closed, before getting into the passengers side.

Dean got into the drivers seat, turning his head to watch you play with your hair. “You good?” He raised an eyebrow as you slowly nodded, continuing to play with the messy strands. Dean smiled and turned back to face his brother, “She’s good” he said before starting the Impala and driving back to the motel.

By the time you all arrived, you were half asleep sprawled in the backseat. You arms and legs spewed across the slick leather as Sam and Dean laughed at your funny position, while they were getting you out from the back.

“I’ve never seen her this hammered before!” Sam said, shocked by your drunken state. “Let’s get her to bed, the faster she’s asleep the less of a pain she’ll be” Dean said, as Sam nodded in agreement, gently pushing your legs together and pulling you out of the Impala, before gradually pulling you out but accidentally slamming your head against the roof as he tried to pull your through the door.

“Sam!” Dean shouted, as Sam scoffed. “I’m trying my best, Dean!” Sam whispered as he slung you over his shoulder, feeling you thrash within his grasp.

“Sammy,” you groaned, “I don’t feel well”. Dean’s eyes widened, knowing that meant you were about to puke any second. He searched his pocket for the motel key, quickly finding it. As he went to open the door, it was too late and the content of your stomach were spewed onto the concrete.

Sam and Dean groaned in disgust, as Sam lowered you from his shoulders and cradled you in his arms. Your skin was pale and your eyes were bloodshot, not to mention the growing bruise on your forehead thanks to Sam.

“Let’s get you to bed, yeah?” Sam asked. You slowly nodded, disregarding all that he said as he carried you into the motel, gently setting you down onto your bed, listening to you groan in discomfort and pain.

“I’m never drinking with you douchebags again”

At a Mexican restaurant
  • Hufflepuff : wow, this food is quite spicy !
  • Gryffindor : Aha you find that spicy ? I bet I can eat twenty times spicier !
  • Slytherin : but just for one mouthful, afterwards he'll eat tons of bread to make the spicy dial down like the wuss he is.
  • Gryffindor : woah there Sly ! You wanna fucking go ?
  • Slytherin : I would, but I'd beat you and Hufflepuff hates it when someone cries.
  • Hufflepuff : guys...
  • Gryffindor : yeah, wouldn't want Hufflepuff seeing you in tears
  • Slytherin : *raises eyebrow* you think you can beat me ?
  • Gryffindor : I'm sure of it.
  • Slytherin : *leans forward, hands on the table* Challenge accepted.
  • A while later
  • Ravenclaw : so who won ?
  • Hufflepuff : Slytherin out-stubborned Gryffindor in the end. And then I had to drag them to the hospital.
  • Ravenclaw : verdict ?
  • Hufflepuff : food poisoning, and Gryffindor is complaining about not feeling his tongue anymore.
  • Ravenclaw : obviously he feels it enough to be able to complain about it.
  • Hufflepuff : unfortunately.
  • Ravenclaw : what about Slytherin ?
  • Hufflepuff : well she says she feels ok, but then this morning she didn't even notice Gryffindor had replaced her sweet peppers slices with chili, so