Bucky: Damn you, you rat bastard!
Tony: Are you drunk?
Bucky: Scott was a perfectly nice guy and then you ruined him!
Tony: How did I ruin him?
Bucky: ‘Cause in the olden days I never would have known he was so stupid.
Tony: Come on, he wasn’t that stupid.
Bucky: Yes he was! He thought you were going to blow up the moon!
Tony: Okay, yeah, he’s stupid.
Bucky: He spent the entire night bragging about how he invented the word appeteezers!
Tony: [still laughing] Well, how is that my fault?
Bucky: You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots, now come with me.
[grabs Tony’s hand and starts pulling him behind him]
Tony: W-where are we going?
Bucky: [shouts] We’re gonna have SEX!
Tony: Wha- I mean oh, OK.