yeah. tony

Bucky: Damn you, you rat bastard!

Tony: Are you drunk?

Bucky: Scott was a perfectly nice guy and then you ruined him!

Tony: How did I ruin him?

Bucky: ‘Cause in the olden days I never would have known he was so stupid.

Tony: Come on, he wasn’t that stupid.

Bucky: Yes he was! He thought you were going to blow up the moon!

Tony: Okay, yeah, he’s stupid.


Bucky: He spent the entire night bragging about how he invented the word appeteezers!

Tony: [still laughing] Well, how is that my fault?

Bucky: You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots, now come with me.

[grabs Tony’s hand and starts pulling him behind him]

Tony: W-where are we going?

Bucky: [shouts] We’re gonna have SEX!

Tony: Wha- I mean oh, OK.

cooljoe2224  asked:

So I always sort of assumed, but never really thought or confirmed it; but since Dean and Tony drink and smoke, do they/have they smoke(d) weed at all? Also aside from eggs, what do they like to eat; what are their favorite foods? Thanks!

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yeah tony/dean/dex are weed fiends…i just havent drawn it whoops

ummmmm, hmm, they eat a lot of shitty food but,, eggs Are tonys favorite (eggs benedict to be exact) but hes not very picky and probably likes spicy things. deans favorite food is like a filet mignon or something, something rich

So I was just thinking about infinity war and imagine Tony yelling “Peter” and both Spiderman and Starlord answer and he’s just like
Now there’s two of them

honestly the only person on the team who isnt a massive space nerd is Thor, the actual alien
Misery Needs Company

it sounded like @copperbadge was having One of Those Weekends, so i asked if he’d like some fic and he requested someone with a headache getting coddled

feel better!

“Tony!” Pepper calls and he flinches.

A headache going on day three is sitting like a pulsating rock in his frontal lobe and the pitch of her voice is enough to send a needle point of pain inward.

Pepper pauses, looks at him for five seconds, and then says, voice lowered, “When did it start?”

“On the way home from NBC?” Tony tries because he honestly isn’t sure.

Pepper stares at him. “That was two days ago.”

“Yeah,” Tony sighs.

Tony,” she says, sounding appalled.

“What?” he replies defensively. “I’ve gotten six hours of sleep the last four nights, I’ve eaten regularly, I’ve only had like four cups of coffee per day, and I haven’t gone over the recommended dose of over-the-counter painkillers even though I know you can go over that and be fine!”

“Tony, that wasn’t criticism,” Pepper says, her expression sympathetic and her hand light on his arm.

“Oh,” Tony says, and deflates. “I’m tired and I’ve been sleeping,” he whines. “How is that fair?”

“It’s not.” She nudges him forward gently and Tony moves as directed, reaching up to dig his knuckles into his forehead. If he presses hard enough, it briefly dulls the pain. “Come on. We’re done for today.”

Tony should protest. There’s still a lot to do. But it feels good to have someone take the reins and he doesn’t have it in him to fight when he wants to do what she says so badly.

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Sometime ago I saw an Iron Man stuffed toy is labeled as “Free Gift” to be given to customers with certain purchase in a chain store here, I can’t help but think Steve would definitely object this idea :D So this art is born haha.

And Happy Birthday to my tumblr account! Time flies and three years have passed, hope I can draw more Stony in the future! :D Thanks for all the support, reblogs and following, and you are always welcome to drop a comment/prompt/idea/just say hi to me anytime :D Love you all <3<3<3


Steve: I guess I have some um….favorites when I’m drawing anyone on the team. But I’ve kinda taken to staying in my studio so I do more non-team related work.

Carol: It’s fun to mess with him when he does though. We all know exactly who his favorite models are.

K-Pop side of Tumblr...we need to talk.

In a weird turn of events a Facebook meme group I’m in posted pics of Hyungwon from Monsta X, and one person included the link to this…

A palm reading. By this dude, who has a channel dedicated to palm reading:

I thought it was weird, but then I saw that Monsta X had two other members posted: Wonho and Minhyuk. And when I went deeper, I saw he has playlists of people he’s done palm readings for.



But yeah go check out Tony Leggett’s Kpop idol playlist and see if your bias had their palm read!