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PJO Characters ―  Frank Zhang

“Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon.“
"Brother!” Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy stifled a laugh. “Actually he’s more like a great-great-…Oh, never mind. Yeah, he’s your brother.”
“Thanks.” Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.” 

― The Son of Neptune 

Percabeth on Thanksgiving
  • It’s Thanksgiving and all of the demigods are hanging out with their parents
  • Aphrodite: Would you like some Ocean Spray, Annabeth, dear?
  • Annabeth: Um… Sure?
  • Leo: *snickers*
  • Percy: Wait, what?
  • Poseidon: *claps him on the back*
  • Poseidon: You give her some of that Ocean Spray in the stables of the Argo Ⅱ, son?
  • Percy: wut
  • Connor and Travis: Yeah Annabeth, you drink that Ocean Spray very often?
  • Athena: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
  • *everyone starts laughing*
  • Annabeth: We still don’t get it
  • Percy: *blushes*
  • Nico: *sips Sunny D*
  • Nico: I feel your pain, man
  • Annabeth: … Percy, we’re breaking up
To Athena: Did you accept Percy when he said he wanted to go to college for Annabeth?
  • Athena: As long as he doesn’t hurt her, he’s safe. I still don’t approve of him, he’s sea spawn -
  • Poseidon: *clears throat loudly*
  • Athena: Something you want to say, fish-face?
  • Poseidon: Just because you don’t like me, doesn’t mean you can hate on my son
  • Athena: The apple never fails far from the tree. It is wise to keep an eye on someone sired by you. If he hurts her, I destroy him
  • Poseidon: Try it, lady, and it won’t just be spiders coming after your kids
  • Percy: Woah woah woah. Chill. No one’s gonna hurt anyone
  • Athena: Wanna bet?
  • Annabeth: Mom, chill. If he were gonna hurt me then why would he have gone to Tartarus with me?
  • Poseidon: *raises eyebrows* Yeah, Athena, why?
  • Sally: He did WHAT?!?!
  • Percy: Nothing
  • Sally: Why didn’t you tell me?!
  • Poseidon: Yeah, P-
  • Sally: Shut it, Poseidon! You didn’t tell me either
  • Poseidon: Yes ma'am *retreats into shadows*
  • Zeus: How come you’re scared of a mortal?
  • Sally: *gives Zeus a death glare*
  • Zeus: *stumbles* Never mind. I get it *retreats into shadows with Poseidon*
  • Athena: It’d be wise for me to um…. go over there. Yeah, over there to that Sally-free corner
  • Sally: *looks at Percy* I’m waiting
  • Percy: ……………… Tyson didn’t tell you either
  • Tyson: *cowers in corner*
  • Sally: He doesn’t understand what’s going on
  • Percy: *runs*
  • The rest of Olympus: You know, that’s not a bad idea *runs

Clotho: Here you go, Zeus! I boiled your grandson Pelops in my special cauldron to bring him back to life; he’s good as new. Hephaestus even made him a special new shoulder to make up for the one Demeter ate! He’s all ready to live on Olympus with us all like you wanted! Poseidon is particularly pleased for some reason… 

Zeus: Oh. Yeah. Well, thanks everyone, but I’ve decided I’m still mad at his dead dad so he has to leave. There’s nothing I can do. On your bike, son. 

“You speak horse?“ Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.”
“Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.”
Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?”
~
“Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon.”
“Brother!” Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.
Percy stifled a laugh. “Actually he’s more like a great-great-…Oh, never mind. Yeah, he’s your brother.”
“Thanks.” Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.”
~
“They’re Lares. House gods.“
"House gods,” Percy said. “Like…smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”
~
“Now, come over here so I can pat you down.”
“But you don’t have-” Percy stopped. “Uh, sure.”
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
“You seem to be clean,” Terminus decided. “Do you have anything to declare?”
“Yes,” Percy said. “I declare that this is stupid.”
~
“Um…is that thing tame?” Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
“I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man’.”
~
“They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. "You think it’s okay that we’re eating Rudolph?”

“Dude,” Percy said, “I could eat Prancer and Blitzen, too. I’m hungry.”

— 

The Son of Neptune

Percy Jackson Challenge - Day 19: Funniest Moment

Basically the entire Son of Neptune book. I’m guessing it had been a while since Uncle Rick got to write as Percy –PJO ended and then Percy wasn’t even present in The Lost Hero– so the Persassy was turned all the way to high and it was glorious.