This is for everyone that gets pissed off and wants to be mean but doesn’t wanna get caught or some shit. Hopefully these aren’t as basic as some of the other posts. But I figured it’d be useful.
You know those mechanical pencils everyone uses? If someone fucks with you and has one, wait until they aren’t around and take half of the lead out, then break that lead that’s left inside up until it’s smaller. The lead will break more often when they’re writing and cause them hell.
Everyone alks about slitting tires but that’s an easy way to get your ass caught. Instead, use a thumb tack or nail of some sort. Push it into the tire and it’ll look like they just ran it over outside. Don’t forget to only do it to three of them and use different placement and materials n shit to do it.
This is for people that get cheated on, or like, even if you’re an SB or something. Just a tip. Have some extra cash or something stacked away. Be petty. Use that goddamn money to buy something expensive and look even more queen than you already were. They’ll be in fucking flames because if they see it they’re gonna be pissed that you didn’t NEED they ass to look expensive as fuck.
Interrupt someones ass while they’re talking and seem oblivious to it.
Set them up for spam mail :)
This one is mean as hell. When they’re out of the room, or not, it doesn’t matter as long as you’re slick. Just bend the closest part to the end of their phone charger a little. Keep bending and over long intervals, it’ll break unexpectedly.
If someoen cheats on you or something, find that girl and befriend. Then say “Hey I want you to meet my friend baby!~” And watch the look of horror that crosses their face when they watch you both walk in, smirking like you’ve just won a game of seduction. Better yet, take her for your damn self and make her yours.
I found out my ex had been lying to me for 5+ months. So I waited one night until he was all happy and needy for my compassion and friendship bullshit. And I just “So who’s hannah?” Do that. Oh, and it’s even better if you tell his friends and his girlfriend :)))
If someoen tells you, you can’t. Don’t just do it and take pictures. Go BEYOND what they did, do it in front of them, and look expensive when you do it. Jaws will drop and they will be the equivalent of a commoner at most on the scale of peasant to royalty.
If a girl ever fucks up, pretend to be friends with her. Slowly fo baf things to her makeup without her noticing. She’ll be wondering why her highlighter has odd color in it and why her foundation isn’t going on right while you’ll be sitting back smiling.
Tell them that you aren’t going to fight with them because they aren’t worth breaking your nail or messing up your hair.
Accidentally rub an unnocitable amount of something that stains on their clothes. Do it so that they don’t notice it until it’s too late and they think it’s them.
Bless the fuck out of everyone around him except for him. Watch him burn.
Call his damn grandmother. Grandmamas will lecture him for 3+ hours on respecting women, invite you over for cookies, and swatt the fuck out of him with a goddamn wooden spoon while complimenting you.
Slowly start sneaking little bits of glitter into the bottom of their shoes..etc. Watch them crumble into a mess while drowning in a house full of glirtter they cant get up lmao.
Put a beef cube in the top of their shower head. They are going to smell like beef. They best hope they had their eyes closed :)
“So, when did you start drawing?” i said cheerfully, watching Jung kook as he lay on his stomach on the soft white carpet of his room, sketching happily on the huge board on the floor.
Yoongi had picked me up after lunch and driven me to his home. After a few minutes of idle chatter with his brother, he’d disappeared, after telling Jung Kook that he would be back at dinner time.
That was still an hour or so away.
“when i was five.” He said brightly. “ Yoongi hyung bought me my first set of colors.” He grinned.
“I used to draw with the gardener’s son…” Jung Kook said wistfully. “ His name was Taehyung. “
I leaned forward.
“where is he?” I said gently.
Jung Kook shrugged.
“He goes to school . I can’t … because I’m sick..” He pouted.
“You can still play with him if you want to…” i said kindly. Jung Kook bit his lips.
“What if he thinks I’m a freak?” he whispered. “ Boys shouldn’t be omegas.”
I swallowed the slicing pain that went through my heart.
“Who told you that?” i said evenly.
Jung Kook shrugged.
“Only weak people become omegas.” He said , biting his lips again.
“I’m an omega. I’m not weak.” I rolled my eyes. He frowned.
“You’re an omega?”
“Can’t you scent me?” I said surprised. He nodded grudgingly.
“I thought you were like Yuju, noona. She sprays perfume to smell like omegas. it makes me sick.”
“She.. wait.. what?”
“She wears omega scents. She buys them from a boutique in ilsan. She showed them to me. is it true that they hurt omegas to make those perfumes? ”
jesus christ, what the hell was wrong with that bitch….
“Of course not. She was probabaly joking..” i lied through my teeth. I was going to kick that twit in the fucking teeth when I saw her.
“Anyway…i thought you wore those too..” He shrugged.
i shook my head.
“Of course not. I’m a real omega and let me tell you, i’ve beat up more boys than your brother. “ I said firmly.
Jung Kook giggled.
“Of course not! i even almost beat up your brother.” i grinned and he laughed harder.
“Hyung wouldn’t let you…” He protested and i laughed.
“Well, what matters is that i could if I wanted to. And it not just beating up people. I could do anything i wanted. No one can stop me . Just because I was born a certain way, doesn’t mean i can’t live the way i want to live….” I said firmly.
Jung Kook stared at me thoughtfully.
“I want to go to school too.” He said suddenly. “ But hyung thinks it’s too dangerous.”
“Jung Kook, I can’t make promises I may not be able to keep but I’ll talk to your brother… is that okay?” I said with a smile.
“Really? You’d really do that for me?” He looked heart breakingly hopeful and i smiled before ruffling his hair.
“Of course i will.”
“I didn’t know that Jung Kook’s doctor is my brother.” i said casually, climbing into Yoongi’s car and buckling myself up. He hummed and turned the vehicle on, peering back to pull out of the driveway .
It was nearly a week since I’d first met Jung Kook and I’d been spending a lot of time with the little imp. He was a genuine treasure and I missed him fiercely evrytime we had to say good bye.
over the week , i had developed a sort of grudging friendship with Yoongi. It wasn’t particularly affection driven. just a bit of respect and appreciation.
And it helped that he was pretty easy on the eyes , a voice snickered inside my head.
( shut up, hoe.)
“Yeah… he is.. why?”
“Have you talked about sending Jung Kook to school?” i said hesitantly.
“did he beg you as well.. Don’t mind that.. he’s a kid and he doesn’t understand…”
“Precisely!! Yoongi.. he’s a kid… don’t take away an essential patrt of his childhood from him…”i protested and Yoongi growled, the sound hitting me in the pit of my stomach. I blinked as my entire body curved away from his tone, an instinctive urge to hide taking over.
“You will not fill his head with nonsense, Min Jung… i swear to God if you give him these fanciful ideas and put him in danger ..I’ll wring your neck.”
I swallowed , my throat dry.
“i’m sorry.” My voice came out meek, subdued.
Yoongi took a deep shuddering breath.
“Jung kook is the most important thing in my life. If anything happens to him, I’ll …I’ll never forgive myself.” he whispered and I nodded, vaguely aware that all I wanted to do was clamber onto his lap and nuzzle his neck.
Oh, shit. What was happening, really?
“I’m not trying to hurt him.” i said weakly, swallowing the dryness in my throat. It felt like a struggle, trying to get my words out.
“I know that… but he needs to be taken care of right now. Besides, can you imagine the kind of bullying he would get in school..”
“There are suppressants that…”
“He’s too young for those. And too weak. “
“What about Taehyung?” i said softly.
“Why won’t you let Taehyung come play with him?”
Yoongi tapped the steering wheel impatiently and i stared at his hands. ivory white fingers that looked oddly hypnotising against the expensive leather.
“I never stopped him from meeting Taehyung.” He said firmly. “ Jung Kook felt uncomfortable because Taehyung happens to be an alpha.” He said with a shrug.
“Yes, oh. Now, I’m dropping you off , so I’d appreciate if you don’t turn my brother into a version of yourself.” He smiled a little and i rolled my eyes.
“which reminds me… Did you tell him it’s okay to hit Alphas?”
“He socked an Alpha kid in the hospital last evening. Said that you’d told him to…”
I bit my lips to contain the smile.
“why..uh.. Why did he hit him?”
“Said he bothered him about something. That doesn’t matter! What matters is he shouldn’t be going around hitti- Why the hell are you grinning?”
“Because I’m fucking proud of him. And you should be too.” i snapped.
“Proud that he’s beating people up?!” Yoongi stared around at me in disbelief and i rolled my eyes.
“Proud that he’s standing up to himself! Think about it… If he was an Alpha you wouldn’t think twice about him hitting a guy… “ I accused.
yoongi sighed. He ran a hand thoruhg his messy blonde hair, exasperation written all over his face.
He looked frighteningly like how Seokjin usually looked at me.
“I don’t know what I was thinking…letting you near my impressionable young brother..”
I grinned and poked his cheek, earning myself a snarl.
“Oh , don’t lie. You love me.”
i don’t know why i said it. But he didn’t bat an eyelash, smiling softly and shaking his head.
“Brat.” He said softly.
“You dragged me to the store in the middle of the day to buy an iron man figurine?” Jieun whined in displeasure and i elbowed her in the ribs.
“Shut up and tell me what looks better? This three foot tall one or the smaller one with more detailing…”
“He’s not going to be able to haul a three foot thing all over the place. If he likes to sketch you should give the one with more detailing..”
“I knew there was some use in dragging you along..” I kissed her cheek and she grunted.
“I can’t believe you’re actually eading to Min Yoongi’s house. How does stuff like this happen to you? He’s so fucking hot..” She groaned.
I rolled my eyes.
“He’s also engaged.” I pointed out.
“To the biggest wart in human existence.” Jieun muttered.
“Yes. But i’ve learned that people should be allowed to make shitty choices if it makes them happy and trust me the guy actually seems happy with that creature.”
It was true.
It boggled my mind but Yoongi seemed to genuinely care for the girl. And there was no doubt that Yuju’s world seemed to revolve around her handsome boyfriend.
“You can’t tell me he doesn’t make you feel some type of way. ‘ The Min Yoongi effect’ is what they call it in the goosip board.” Jieun laughed.
I smiled grudgingly.
“i won’t deny it. But yeah, i’m not an idiot. i’ve worked too hard for too long to lose it all over an alpha.” I said firmly, and it was a nice reminder.
“Then why do you keep running everytime he texts you?” Jieun retorted.
I rolled my eyes.
“You sound like i run to hang out with him. I go and give jung Kook company. The kid is sick and lonely.” i said firmly.
“Whatever. Just don’t get in too deep and end up regretting the whole thing. “
On the morning of Jung Kook’s birthday, everything went to hell.
i woke up sweating, shaking and disoriented, completely stunned and even more embarrassed.
I hadn’t had a wet dream in such a long time and i flinched in disgust when i felt the wetness between my legs, slippery against my thighs . There was a dull , stinging ache at the base of my pine, unfamiliar and not exactly unbearable but definitely hard to ignore. i stared at the ceiling for a few seconds, before dragging myself up and glancing at the calendar.
Jieun was snoring softly , her even breathing filling the room. I squinted in the darkness, flinching when I saw the red crosses on tomorrow’s date.
I dragged myself to the cabinet and grabbed the box of suppressants, tossing four pills into my palm and swallowing them down quickly before reaching for some water.
The scenta maskers lay in the adjacent box but i figured the suppressants ought to be enough.
I stayed standing for a few seconds and slowly the sweating stopped, the ache fading to a dull throb and my eyes began to focus again.
But yet, the feeling of something not being right hung heavily in my gut. My body felt oddly weightless, my mind vaguely distracted but not by my thoughts. it was like my skull was stuffed with cotton wool, like i was trying to hear and see underwater.
images and sound registered but made no sense.
I stumbled a little as I stood up again, my feet trembling mildly. I moved back to the bed, staring in distaste at the soaked sheets.
It was a while before I could get it cleaned up , tossing the sheets into the laundry basket before half stumbling and half dragging myself to the bathroom. The shower helped, bringing me back to my senses and by the time i was out, Jieun was awake.
She gave me a look of confusion.
“why do you look like you ran up and down thirty flights of stairs?” she said mildly and I grabbed a handful of tissues from the small tin on the table, swiping at my sweaty face.
“I think I’m coming down with a fever…” i muttered.
“You took your suppressants right?” She said worriedly and I nodded.
“I even took an extra couple, just to be sure.” i said firmly.
She nodded firmly.
“Good… By the way, hwasa’s coming over to get that assignment.”
I sat on the bed, fully intending to get up after a minute and pack for class but Jieun returned from her shower, dressed and ready but i was still sitting there, feeling a bit like like my feet had been filled with lead.
“Okay.. do you want to , like take the day off?” Jieun said worriedly. “ You look like you’re about to fall headfirst if you tried to stand.”
I swallowed, thinking about the three papers I hjad to turn in today all of them having a say in my final grade. The final grade that would help me enter Med School.
“I’ll be fine…” I shook my head and grabbed some more tissues, wiping away the sweat and tapping into every ounce of energy I had left, before dfragging my self to the dresser. I looked …. weird.
I stared at my self, the sweat slicked skin and mostly an odd sort of glow.
That made no sense. I was on suppressants. But there was no denying the way i looked right now. My lips were no longer plum pink. They looked blood red and swollen, bitten red.
I felt panic build up inside me. What was happening to me?
When Hwasa came in, she actually froze in place, just staring at me in disbelief.
“Holy shit! Who railed you?” She whispered.
“What the hell…” i muttered, snatching the assignment out of her hands and slipping it into my backpack.
“you smell like Alpha.”
“What? You smell like Alpha. Like someone gave you the fuck of your life. Which one was it? i thought you repelled all of them .” she grinned , waggling her eyebrows and I shoved her out of the way before grabbing my key and stalking out of the room.
I grabbed my phone and dialled Yoongi’s number.
A second later he picked up.
“Hey…I was wondering if I could drop by later in the evening because …”
“No. I’m having Yuju over.”
“oh. It’s okay, I can get a cab…”
“I said No. My girlfriend and i are going to be there and I’d rather you don’t come.”
“Yoongi , you don’t have to be prize dick over it. i just want to see jung Kook. You and your girlfriend can go snog in peace. I’m not going to becoming in between you.”
“As if you could….”
Jesus Christ, what the hell was up with him anyway?
“Listen , it’s Jung Kook’s birthd-”
“No, you fucking listen to me, alright! Just because Jung Kook has some weird fascination with you doesn’t mean you can just fucking walk in and out of my fucking home as you like, okay? I’m telling you you’re not welcome and Jesus, can’t you fucking get a hint?”
I gaped at the phone for a few seconds, not even sure what had happened or why.
And the a steady beeping told me that he had hung up.
By lunch break, the whispers were becoming hard to ignore. Most Alphas shot me looks of disgust and I wanted to burrow into the seat. My thighs hurt, my back throbbed like I’d taken a baseball bat to it and my fingers kept trembling.
The aftermath of what had happened with Yoongi still stung. I mean, we’d almost been on the way to becoming friends, or so I’d thought. And then he’d gone along and proven just why alphas were considered dicks.
I was looking forward to the privacy of my room.
I wanted to avoid the stares and the mutterings, so I took a shortcut through the undergrowth and the woods that interspersed the various dorms.
Stumbling forward and losing my footing for the third time in a minute..I finally stopped, taking a deep breath and acknowledging that something was wrong with me. I gripped the nearest tree and slid down the rough bark, whimpering at how much heat was building up inside my skull and inside my body.
Fuck.. Fuck.. Fucking fuck.
i fumbled with the phone…barely managing to dial Seokjin before the first hot flash took over, excruciating pain and searing heat mingling and shooting up my spine till I was flat on the damp muddy ground, twigs digging into my body as i fought the tears of frustration.
“Op-pa!” I choked out.
“Min Jung?! where are you.. what happened?!!” he sounded terrified and i swallowed , fighting to keep away the haze of arousal and dopamines that were being dropped into my bloodstream.
“Heat… I dunno.. what happened… I took the pills… ” i managed before another shot of searing pain hit my skull.
“oh, Fucking hell, didn’t he tell you yet-? I’m going to fucking murder him.. Baby, where are you?” Seokjin said urgently and I stared around in misery, frustration building up.
“In the woods.” I whimpered. “ I don’t even know where I am…”
“Okay… baby there’s a tracker on it. I’m going to find you real soon, okay? Are there Alphas around?”
I’d completely forgotten about that.
i was stuck outside an Alpha Dorm in full heat.
They were going to find me. No if’s or but’s about it. it was just a question of when.
But I wasn’t an idiot. I took a deep breath.
“Jin , You need to hurry. They’re going to be able to scent me real soon. I think I’m really close to the dorms. i’m gonna try and move away, okay?”
“ Find somewhere close to flowers or honeysuckle. They’ll help mask your scent. And i want you to rub some of the damp earth on your wrists , your neck and on your mating gland. “
“Fuck.. it’s the small bump at the curve of your neck.. where your neck meets your shoulder.”
“you want me to rub dirt on it?”
“Damp earth…. It’ll mask the scent. “
I dropped the phone when my fingers got too sweaty and my vision went fully blurred, the phone no longer visible or reachable. i tucked it into my dress pocket. I clawed at the ground, well aware that this wasn’t one of the weak little heat flashes I’d had over the year.
Standing up was hell, but i managed, vision swimming dabgerously as i spotted the dense undergrowth leading deeper into the woods. I’d never even ben there. You’d have to be suicidal to go off the paths in the woods but desperate times.
I walked on unsteady legs for what felt like hours , but could well have been just a few minutes. I could smell honeysuckle closeby and a few turns bought me to a glade , the forest clearing up at the top to let in weak sun. I curled up into the bushes, grabbing a twig and digging into the ground . After digging up a small pile of dirt, I grabbed a handful of the mess and rubbed it on my wrist. my neck and shoulders feeling like i was burning off my skin.
It took another hour of mind numbing pain before the scent hit me.
Soothing and comforting.
i wanted to sob in relief. It was Jin.
“Op-pa…” I choked out when he came into view and his eyes softened .
“I got you, baby girl. “ He dropped to his knees in front of me wrapping strong, warm arms around me.
“I think i’m dying..” I rasped out, voice cracking.
“i’m sure it feels that way… Listen…I’m going to give you a sedative, okay? It’s going to help because this pain is only going to get worse and I don’t really want you to go through with it…”
“I… Why did this…?”
“I’ll explain once it’s over. Just trust oppa, okay?”
When i woke up again, it was to the steady beeping of a heart monitor. I blinked groggily, feeling like I was lying inside a swimming pool, my entire body weighed down by heavy clothes and bed covers.
I huffed, struggling to sit up.
“Wait.. you’re.. you shouldn’t be getting up yet…”
i froze at the voice.
“What the hell are you doing here?” I said , syllables breaking off from the strain of speaking.
Yoongi looked a little green.
“I’m…I’ve been here for the last fivce days.” he looked guilty as fuck and I felt foreboding rise inside me like a living thing.
“What the hell?”
“Seokjin thought I should stay closeby …. to help with… calming you down.” he reached out, as though to touch me and then seemed to think better of it, pulling away .
I gaped at him.
It took me a few long seconds for the implications to sink in.
My hands flew up to my neck and I felt it. The distinct indentation of twin teeth, right on the curve of my neck.
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!!!”
“Minjung, wait I can explain…”
“You … bit me.” i said , too stunned to process it anymore.
“I didn’t want to!! I had to…. you.. you were really sick….”
I swallowed, not able to understand or come to terms with it.
“Did you… Did we…?” I stared at him in disbelief and he immediately shook his head.
“No.. No.. i swear I didn’t have sex with you…. It’s …I didn’t..” He said hastily.
The door opened and Jin appeared, momentarily freezing in place.
“How could you do this to me?” I said softly, staring at my brother, the only man i had ever trusted in my entire life. “ You know how I feel about mating… You know how I feel about it…”
My life is over…
“ Baby…. i wouldn’t have done it if there were any other way. You were really sick and your temperature was so high…”
“So you nrough in an Alpha to bite me!” I snarled in disbelief. “ I’m not a fucking bitch in heat!!”
“And even if you had to… why one earth would you pick him??!!! He hates me… He has a fucking fiancee!!!”
Jin bit his lips.
“it’s because Yoongi already imprinted on you.” He said gently.
I froze, stunned.
“ That day… in the Music room..” It was Yoongi who replied and there was a world of hurt and regret in his tone that made me want to claw my eyes out.
“You knew? You knew you’d imprinted on me?” i said, stunned.
Yoongi didn’t reply and i laughed in disbelief.
“Wait.. did you know too?” i glared at Seokjin and the way he looked at his feet answered it all.
“Oh my God. “ i whispered, stunned. I thought of all the stares. The way the Alphas had stopped hanging around me. If Yoongi had imprinted on me, they must’ve smelled him on me.
I felt suddenly weak and lost.
“i asked you…” i said stupidly. “ that day… i asked you if we’d … you said no…” i stared at Yoongi in confusion…” wy would you lie to me?”
“Min Jung…I’m sorry…” He said softly and I couldn’t believe it.
After everything he’d done to me, everything he’d said he was apologizing..
“Is that why my suppressants weren’t working? Is that why you made me want to use scent maskers instead? Because i was smelling like Yoongi?” i stared at Jin and he gave me a little smile.
“You’re a smart girl…”
“Not smart enough, apparently. “ I turned to Yoongi.
“What are you goign to tell your fiancee? That you’ve got a new pet for your new home?” I sneered. “ A nice little bitch who would entertain you when you go into rut and don’t want to hrut your precious wife.”
“Min jung..!” Jin said warningly but the tears slipped out without warning and I swiped at my eyes furiously.
“Because that’s what i am, aren’t I? Created especially for your pleasure.” I said bitterly. “ How long were you hoping to do this Yoongi? Hoping to prove to me that Omegas aren’t anything more than whores. Will you do this to your precious broth-“
One minute he was in the chair, staring at me evenly and the next second he was snarling, fingers wrapping around my throat and pinning me to the bed as he straddled me.
I stared back defiantly, only mildly scared at the way his iris changed color, a deep blazing red.
“I’m going to ignore what you said, because you’re upset. Don’t fucking bring Jung Kook into it. I never looked down on you. Never have , never will. You think i wanted to mate you? You- the most cynical, most cruel heartless bitch I’ve ever met? You disgust me…. The way you wear your arrogance like a fucking armor. And trust me, if it weren’t for the fact that you were getting your brain fried with a fever of 45 degrees, I wouldn’t have bloody looked at you twice.
“Yes, i imprinted on you. Not because I wanted to! And yes i lied. Because, I didn’t want to upset you. i was going to leave anyway. And once i married Rose the bond would break anyway. I was trying to make your fucking life easier. That’s why i went to your brother and told him to change your meds and make sure that it wouldn’t affect you in anyway….If , for one second you stopped thinking that the world revolves around you, you’d fucking know that I never wanted to prove any shit to you…. You’re not that important to me.!!
“So, if you want to go ahead and bitch about it, do it. But keep in mind that the only reason you’ve got a pulse to bitch with is because i overcame my own dislike and helped you fucking live.”
He squeezed down again and i choked for a second before the hold relaxed. jkin sttod away, wisely . He stared evely as Yoongi climbed off me and grabbed his jacket.
“Get your shit together and act like a rational human and then we’ll talk.”
I stared as he stalked out , slamming the door shut behind him.
The ‘boyfriend’ title has always been one Wonho clings tightly to, given the amount of bliss he feels whenever he’s around you. Back when he first had feelings for you, never had he hoped for his love to be requited because he had always thought that he was far out of your league. He never thought you would view him as more than ‘just a backup dancer’. But you proved him wrong the day he accidentally let the cat out of the bag and you responded by saying you felt the same way.
Wonho has never felt happier. He loves you wholeheartedly despite the relationship not being easy. Unlike other guys who have the ability to flaunt their girlfriends to the world, Wonho isn’t able to do such a thing. Although that is killing him, he understands that you’re an idol and your love life can never be made public. The only time he can be publicly intimate with you is when he is given the lead backup dancer role, which happens during each one of your comebacks…except your recent one.