yeah-hoe

Beast Boy: Tonight, I’m gonna make her a nice dinner, then I’m gonna put the ring in her champagne glass.

Cyborg: You might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.

Beast Boy: Okay, Mr. Know-It-All, what would you do?

Cyborg: Okay, first you gotta get, like, 50 candles, right?

Beast Boy: Mm-hmm?

Cyborg: You spread ‘em all over the room with some rose petals….

Beast Boy: That’s right, because the roses are beautiful, and they make the room smell amazing.

Cyborg: Like a meadow in springtime.

Beast Boy: Mmm.

[Raven walks in]

Raven: What are you guys talking about?

Beast Boy: Nothing; guy talk!

Cyborg: Yeah, bitches and hoes.

Missing my braids hard af lately.
You can keep your racist comments to yourself, haven’t you been told that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery? Bugger off, m8.

Keeping On The Low // Wonho x You

Originally posted by wonhontology

Characters: Monsta X’s Wonho x You

Scenario: He’s a backup dancer while you’re an idol. Usually he’s the lead dancer for your comebacks - just not this time round.

A/N: Sooo this is my first official piece and I don’t know why I picked Wonho ((maybe because I’m one hoe)) but yeah, enjoy~

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The ‘boyfriend’ title has always been one Wonho clings tightly to, given the amount of bliss he feels whenever he’s around you. Back when he first had feelings for you, never had he hoped for his love to be requited because he had always thought that he was far out of your league. He never thought you would view him as more than ‘just a backup dancer’. But you proved him wrong the day he accidentally let the cat out of the bag and you responded by saying you felt the same way.

Wonho has never felt happier. He loves you wholeheartedly despite the relationship not being easy. Unlike other guys who have the ability to flaunt their girlfriends to the world, Wonho isn’t able to do such a thing. Although that is killing him, he understands that you’re an idol and your love life can never be made public. The only time he can be publicly intimate with you is when he is given the lead backup dancer role, which happens during each one of your comebacks…except your recent one.

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The Signs as Out of Context Gorillaz Lyrics
  • Aries: "You’re a hoe girl. Yeah you’re a hoe"
  • Taurus: "I'm useless, but not for long."
  • Gemini: "I've got the balls to rock the salsa"
  • Leo: "Man, are you freakin' blind? That's a rock."
  • Cancer: "She turned my dad on"
  • Virgo: "It's my chocolate attack."
  • Libra: "Ahhhhahahahah [x4]"
  • Scorpio: "I'm the shadow in the corner, just playin' along."
  • Sagittarius: "Get duked out, or get dookie-duked."
  • Capricorn: "I'M THE SHIT! I'M THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH"
  • Aquarius: "Bum, your old shit sound dumb."
  • Pisces: "Astronaut ass and a gorgeous coochie"
I'm such low key trash for my team RWBY ships

(These aren’t in a specific rating order. More of a character order.)

Ruby:
•I’m a total sloot for Nuts and Dolts because Penny and Ruby are so… innocent? I’m not sure if that’s the word I want to use considering the end of V3 and all of V4. They, esp Ruby, has seen some shit.
•I honestly like N&D more than WhiteRose, but I do really enjoy it regardless. I feel like Ruby really gets Weiss to open up and have fun. I also like to think of Weiss as a doting and caring mom (we don’t know much about her mom except that she’s an alcoholic so maybe Weiss tries to be better)… now that I mention her as mom, it makes the ship a little weird. Scratch the mom part. She’s just doting and caring with Ruby, though easily annoyed with her.

Penny:
•Nuts and Dolts 4lyfe!!!!!

Weiss:
•WhiteRose (see above)
•I don’t remember the name… Ice Water???? Anyway, Neptune and Weiss are also cute. I feel like Weiss would get him to stop trying to be so cool all the time (with the help of Sunny) and just be himself. I also like to think that’d he straight up spoils her rotten (mostly with physical gestures and simple things, but he might get her something really nice every now and then) and she tries to deny his gifts and constant affection, but she loves it.

Neptune:
•Ice Water???? Please correct this. I’m a mess 😂😂
•I was gonna say Yang/Neptune… Steam? If it’s not called steam, it should be. Fire + water = freaking steam… but I digress. Anyway, I changed my mind because I don’t enjoy it as much as the others… I think I like them better as friends.
•SeaMonkey!!!! The totally homo bromance is absolutely adorable. I think that Sun would totally show off Neptune like “Yeah, hoe, this is my mans. Cool as cucumber. Total homo.” And Neptune is totally posing and shit like “Yeah, I’m totes the shit. My bromo over here is even better, though 😉”

Sun:
•SeaMonkey (see above)
•BlackSun… I think it’s super adorable. I don’t ship it simply because they’re both faunus. I genuinely think that Sun is a cool character. I don’t think this ship should get as much hate as it gets. I absolutely loved the interaction between the two in V4. I think he fully understands how Yang means to Blake and maybe wants to respect that, but he’s probably just a naturally flirty person so… oh well, I wont analyze this tonight. Do I like it better than Bumblebee(by?) Um… they’re neck and neck. I could never choose one. Like, ever.

Blake:
•BlackSun
•Bumblebee(by)… can someone clear up how that’s supposed to be spelled or is it ambiguous??? Anyway, these two are crazy cute together. I think there’s more from the show supporting this (don’t flame me) but I still couldn’t decide. This one also shouldn’t get flamed as much as it does. The interaction between Blake and Yang gave me life and it hurt (and in a weird way elated me) seeing Blake so torn up over Yang and her arm in V4.

Note: I couldn’t choose between BS and BB. To me, they are equally great. If I’m being totally honest… I don’t think I want either to become canon because it would cause more drama than there already is and I think that we should connecting about the show rather than tearing each other apart over an opinion. That’s just me, though.

Yang:
•Bumblebee
*BONUS* BumbleSun!!! Is that the name? Oh, well. I think it’s kind of clear (?) that Blake may have feeling for both Sun and Yang and because I can’t choose one, I’d rather the three just be together. It’s a good compromise, in my opinion.

“Trying to get on my pimp shit
But I’m stuck on a druggy trip
So I fucked an ugly bitch
All the pretty hoes ditched
Yeah they know what snow is
I’M A LUSH
I’M A SAD SAP TRYING TO FILL HIS GUTS
Hope she gushes when that fat ass backs up, ima nut
I GOT THE LAST LAUGH BUT ONLY AS LONG AS THE LAUGHS LAST
Grey flags stay at half mast
Half cocked
Shawty blast
Oddy’s head popped gasp from the blast
AT LAST IM ONLY THE PAST
I got a gash in my thick skull
Throw me in the trash call for pick up
Death over bitches all cause of crystal
Blood spilling in my motherfuckin pimp cup
Used to love the bitch NOW she sucking other dicks
SO I CUT MY FUCKIN WRIST TILL I FEEL LIKE A PUDDLE OF PISS SUICIDE DEATH OF ME WHO GIVES A FUCK No-One”

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Forward - Sami Zayn

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes


If you follow me, you probably know that I met Sami Zayn. He was so sweet that it inspired me to write some good ol’ fluff. I’m still working on my one shot writing skills so yeah… ENJOY!


Well crap. The moral of today’s story children, is that you never call a scantily clad, make up caked, fake ass blonde a ring rat. Why? Because her boyfriend might be tall as hell, around 250 pounds and a football player who isn’t afraid to hunt you down and beat the ever living shit out of you…even if you’re a girl.

My justification for calling her that is that she was saying, loud and proud, that she didn’t care that AJ Styles is married, that all she’d have to do is (BO-LIEVE! No? Okay) bat her (thick-ass and plastic) eyelashes and make sure that her (equally plastic) boobs were on show and Mr Styles would be putty in her hands. She, an imbecile, was stating her intentions to an entire bar full of WWE fans, so I, an intellectual (and a decent human being), called her a ring rat. Her man-purse decided to get all up in my business so I rephrased my statement.

“Good sir, I simply called your…girlfriend? You poor man. I called her, in terms better suited to your vocabulary, a filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag hoe.” Yeah, that didn’t go over too well with either of them. But hey, most of the bar heard me and gave me a pop so, take that you…rascals…

Running is not my strongpoint but the giant oaf thought it would be a good idea to chase me out of the bar and onto the streets. Because I have the physical ability of a disabled sloth, I began to run out of breath real quick, opting to dive into an alley when I was far enough ahead that he wouldn’t see me. And this, ladies and gents, is how I ended up in an alley with a hot ginger. To clarify, it’s not Ed Sheeran but a humanised version of a ray of sunshine.

“You okay there?”

“Hush,” I waited until the Flintstone reject had ran past before turning to face my unexpected company, “My apologies. I was being chased by a Neander….thal. Hi, oh my God. Sorry! That was so rude of me.” He just smiled and stuck out his hand.

“Don’t worry about it. Sami, and you?”

“Y/N. Hope you’re okay with me hiding out here with you.”

Oh God, I’m wearing my Sami shirt, aren’t I? I looked down and sure enough, the words ‘Sami Zayn and the Zayniacs’ were clearly visible. Sami obviously noticed what I was looking at and when we made eye contact a few moments later, we both fell into fits of laughter. Something about the situation we were in just seemed hilarious. He explained why he was in the alley; he had been walking around and it seemed like a quiet place for him to get his thoughts together before that evening’s show. Is he as handsome as he is on TV? Oh hell yes. He’s super kind too, not even minding that I have a tendency to ramble when I’m nervous. In fact, when I did decide that I needed to go if I wanted to beat the lines, he agreed to walk me back to the arena.

“Right, important question. Kiss, marry, push off a cliff between Doink the clown, Santino Marella and Mr Fuji.” I snorted but humoured him with my answer.

“Hmmm, Santino could make me laugh and probably cook some mean Italian food so I’d marry him. I’d kiss Fuji mostly because I have a fear of clowns and I would be doing the world a great favour by ridding it of one.”

“What if, instead of Doink, it was me? What would you do then?”

“Oh, you’re still going over the cliff.” He gasped in mock horror, stifling a laugh.

“How can this be? I thought we had something! OH THE HUMANITY!”

Just by spending some time with Sami, I felt one thousand times happier than I had over the past year. This is what made it kind of hard to leave him to go into the arena. As I walked away, I heard him call my name and when I turned to face him, he was already halfway towards me.

“I know this might seem a little forward but,” Sami raised one hand to lift his hat up, bringing it down to his chest, his other hand holding onto a slip of paper, “You seem like a really nice girl and I’d really like to get to know you better. Maybe next time I’m in the city, we could go to dinner?”

“I’d love that.”

Maybe I should be thanking the chick from the bar. Without her, I wouldn’t have ended up in that alley. But then again, maybe she shouldn’t be so forward.

Her Being Devoted but Constantly Hit On: IKON

JinHwan:

Would glare so bad the other party would prolly run away while pissing their pants, tbh.

This gif literally screams, “Bitch, are you for real?”


YunHyeong:

“I’m Yo-Yo, she’s mine, and you’re not in the equation; get outta my way.”


Bobby:

Would instantly go and talk with the person(s) that try to hit on you, to specifically point out the fact that you two are going out.


B.I.:

He’d pretend to be all chill about it in front of you, but if he’d see the people who tried to hit on you when they knew you two were dating he’s bust a nut, dude. Such savageness must be going extinct now-a-days.


JunHoe:

Haha, yeah, it’s not for Hoe to be paying a minute of his time. He wouldn’t give a fuck since he knew you loved him.


DongHyuk:

The kind of boy that will get worried about it but he will definitely won’t show his worries to you. He knew that doubting you was wrong so he felt even more guilty for doing that. It will get to the point where he will explode at once, only to be calmed by you.


ChanWoo:

Coolly: “Well, yeah, sure, they can try. I can even applaud for the waste of their time.”

To the Four of Us (Part Nine)

premise: modern AU chronicling the squad as they make their way through college and deal with general life things.
words: 2,282
warnings: drinking, swears, homophobia  
a/n: sorry its been a couple days!! this is kinda a cutesy chapter (well for a bit at least lol sorry)
all chapters: x
tags: @heythereitsloey@anitheunicorn@newyorkyoucanbeanew@lafbagxette @justafangirlwithanavy @iamgrayfox

soundtrack song: And the Snakes Start to Sing - Bring Me The Horizon

full soundtrack: x
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Even though it was a bit cheesy, Alexander would be the first one to admit that he loved Thanksgiving. No matter what, his family was his top priority and he was glad to be able to spend time with his father. It was pretty much just the two of them, plus a couple family friends, but it was, in Alexander’s opinion, the best time of the year.

When Alexander first saw George waiting in the Arrivals terminal, he all but ran into his father’s arms. George was the type of father who, upon looking at his son, got teary-eyed and said, “Look at how much you’ve grown up! I’m so proud of you, son.”

Alexander rolled his eyes, but smiled in spite of himself. “I missed you, Dad.”

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