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I got on SHIELD’s radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.

“Would you please stop shooting at me for one damn second and listen?!”  Clint barked out, ducking around a corner as another bullet narrowly missed his face.

“Why the hell should I? You came here to kill me, that doesn’t exactly put you at the top of my christmas card list.”

“Yes I came here to kill you.  But I’m making a different call.  Look, Natalia - - Natasha…whatever you’re name is…”  The S.H.I.E.L.D agent inched towards the end of the wall he was hiding behind.  "…can I just call you Nat?“

"No.”  came the curt reply from the assassin.

“Look, Nat, you have two options right now.  You can come with me, do something better than killing scumbags for other scumbags.”  He waited.  The bullets had stopped flying.

“And if I don’t?”

“One of us leaves this building alive.  And come on, I’m too pretty to die in a shit-hole like this.”

Clint might have been hearing things but he was sure he heard a laugh from behind a concrete pillar two feet to his left.

“What’s your name?”

“Barton.  Clint Barton.”

“This job better pay well, Barton or I will put a bullet in you one day.”

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wait here are a few memorable things for me tonight tho:

-taegi moment where yoongi wiped his eye and smeared his eyeliner under his eye/near his nose and tae had to wipe it off for him with his hands a few times
-jihope, minjoon, yoonmin, 2seok, rapper line literally everyone
-me crying whenever taekook stood next to each other
-taehyung doing this thing where he clutched the water bottle with his feet and jumped to throw the water bottle up in the air to catch with his hands
-jungkook’s eyebrows
-jungkook’s forehead
-jungkook’s smile
-jungkook eye contact
-taehyung messing up the choreo at the end of i like you and being really cute about it
-me crying after jimin made eye contact with me (prob everyone in the crowd tho tbh he wAS JUST)
-namjoon in tHE ZONE
-taehyung’s tongue just ???? doesn’t know when to stop
-yoongi’s aegyo with jin’s rose from just one day
-everyone’s english
-sweaty…….
-hobi’s rapping
-namjoon telling everyone not to push and stay safe and have fun
-miss right performance (too cute tbh)
-cyphers!!!!!!!!!
-fans singing along ;;;;;;;
-taehyung + snapback
-taehyung’s forehead
-taehyung’s eyebrows
-taehyung’s hands
-choreo is so on point
-their live singing is incredible!!!!!
-vmin’s winks + hearts
-taekook harmonizing
-jikook high notes
-hobi’s smile
-jin is literally so handsome, pictures do not capture his handsomeness
-the boys, together, on stage, performing, doing what they love

When Sarada was born, Sasuke would leave for a few days (four at most) to do his missions and all of that.

Sakura would often take the little one to bed with her, because Sarada tended to cry a lot more when her papa was away. Sakura would sleep like this, and it helped Sarada sleep as well.

Sasuke would often open the window to their room and sneak in that way, and he’d always check to see if Sakura and Sarada were asleep like that. He’d change clothes and join them, waking up Sakura, in which the two would share a kiss before Sasuke would snuggle in behind her, stroking Sarada’s head and playing with her short hair.

Sakura would fall asleep again, and Sasuke would follow soon after.

anonymous asked:

Please make more of your funny pictures, they are amazing!!! ☺️

Thank you so much darling.

But are you sure

Is this really okay with you

Even when I make this empty and soulless Ben Affleck collage.

Or this

Still no regret, dear?

Then you’re so brave and generous, dear. So generous. Thank you.

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