yeah yeah i'm a terrible person

anonymous asked:

Hi, i was asking about the medals earlier, thank you for the info! Also a few more questions. I'm not sure exactly which keyblade I should be using for speed medal other than Lady Luck. Are there other keyblades I should be trying to get? Also what medals should i be on the lookout for in the speed type?

later on you’ll get the keyblade olympia (パワーオブヒーロー) which is a combo power/speed blade (that i prefer because my reverse speed medals are fuccin garbage). you can also get the keyblade sleeping lion (スリピングライーオン) by completing proud mode quest 102, but it’s harder to upgrade.

you’ll also get the keyblades divine rose (magic/speed) and stroke of midnight (psm) in story mode; the keyblades fenrir (power), counterpoint (magic), and darkgnaw (power) are available in proud mode. the keyblade moogle of glory (power/magic) is available from a special quest on weekends; materials to upgrade it are also found in a special weekend quest.

Major Arcana : The Lovers

Love, values alignment, choices

Howard Stern Talks to Mindy Kaling About Love
  • Stern: Have you had great love in your life, where it just hurts that it didn't work out?
  • Kaling: Yeah, yeah.
  • Stern: Why did it not work out?
  • Kaling: Because, uh... this sounds so lame, it's not profound, but people are so different, and you can overlap in certain ways that are important but not... the ones that are the most important, or something.
  • Stern: Are you still in touch with this guy?
  • Kaling: Yes. Yeah.
  • Stern: Do you know what he's up to, do you know if he's married now, does he have kids...?
  • Kaling (laughing): Yeah, he's, he's not married, no.
  • Stern: Not married.
  • Kaling: No.
  • Stern: But you check on him.
  • Kaling: Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. Yeah.
  • Stern: Look at that smile! I think we can set you back up with this guy. I think you're in love.
  • Kaling: Yeah, well, he's my best friend, so it's... that's not...
  • Stern: He broke up with you or you broke up with him?
  • Kaling: ...He broke up with me.
  • Stern: You would take him back.
  • Kaling: No... it was years ago when this break up happened.
  • Stern: Best sex of your life with this guy?
  • Kaling: Oh, man. It was pretty good. He's a smart and funny guy!
  • Stern: Were you upset when you broke up?
  • Kaling: I was so, so sad. Not angry-sad. Sad-sad. That was the hottest I'd ever looked, because I'd stopped eating...I'd wake up, get out of bed, and not care. We worked together...but I was real miserable.
  • ...
  • Stern: I think the guy you were in love with was the guy you co-starred with on the Office. [Kaling LAUGHS] Am I right or am I wrong?
  • Kaling: B.J.? He was... he was -
  • Stern: He was the guy.
  • Kaling: Well, he was, yes, you are correct, not that the mystery - you're not Sherlock Holmes or anything, Howard -
  • Stern: I'm Sherlock Holmes! That's right, that's what they call me.
  • Kaling: You're like, 'who have you known for ten years who you worked with...' No, but he legitimately is one of my best friends; he texted me before the show like 'Good luck on Howard,' he's been on my show, he was a producer on the pilot, I see him all the time.
  • Stern: If he asked you to marry him you would have.
  • Kaling: At the time? Yeah.
  • Stern: Wow.
  • Kaling: Yeah.
  • Stern: Wow.
  • Kaling: I mean, it would have been.. I was 24. But for the record, if anybody had asked me to marry them I would have...but he's a wonderful guy.
  • Stern: Well let's hope he calls you tomorrow and asks you to marry him!
  • Kaling: I! I would not - one thing about this is, I love him and think he's a good person, but I'm not holding a candle for him or anything...
  • Stern: I believe if he called you tomorrow and said, 'I made a terrible mistake; we must get back together and get married,' you would do it.
  • Kaling: I... I don't know. I don't know.
  • Stern: It's not a 'no.' That's it.
  • Kaling: Alright.
  • Stern: We'll get you a boyfriend, don't worry about it.

13/? of homin alternate universes: someone like you

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.
I had hoped you’d see my face and that you’d be reminded
that for me it isn’t over.

Never mind, I’ll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don’t forget me, I beg
I remember you said,
sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead.

The Power of Mabel

Day 5: Missed Moments

I will forever mourn the fact that we never got to have a boxing episode wherein Stan teaches Mabel how to box (I’d like to imagine the episode would be titled either “Raging Ma-Bull” or “Million Dollar Mabel”. Can’t quite decide…)

Not sure what the plot would be but here are some general ideas for a plot: 

  • It’s time for the Gravity Falls’ Semi-Annual Children’s boxing match (for charity purposes, of course)! Stan used to enter Soos into the boxing match to give the Shack some free publicity but 1) Soos no longer legally qualifies as a kid and 2) ever since Soos saw “The Karate Dude”, he’s lost a bit of interest in boxing (he hopes to get his brown belt next fall!)
  • Looking for a replacement, Stan decides to train Mabel in the basics of boxing. After all, he saw her in action against the zombies and knows she can handle herself in a fight.
  • All Mabel knows about boxing comes from the movie Stony IV staring the Norse Horse himself, Stony van Bobkinson (Mabel only originally watched it because that Russian boxer was quite the looker and it had a cute robot friend!) So her understanding of boxing is limited to “a 3-minute inspirational montage will make me the best in my sport and also stop communism!”
  • Stan comes up with a plan, though. If he lugs around a big boombox and follows Mabel, then she’ll stay motivated and be an expert in no time. So for the next week, no matter where they go or what they’re doing (training, eating at a diner, scrapbooking current events), Stan and Mabel hang out together with inspirational eighties songs in the background.

And I have no idea where the plot goes from there; I just really wanted to see Mabel and her Grunkle Stan bond over boxing and goofy dated sports movie from the 80’s!

genderfluidcarlgrxmes  asked:

Newmas w/ #22

22: “After way too much tequila I tried to hook up with you but instead you tucked me in and brought me coffee in the morning”

The walk back from the party was mostly quiet on Thomas’ part, Newt was talking enough for the both of them. That was something Thomas had learnt from watching Newt get drunk, he got a lot more confident in himself and with that he got a lot more talkative. Thomas couldn’t help but admit that he liked this side of Newt, he seemed much happier like this and a happy Newt made for a happy Thomas.

Newt had jumped up onto Thomas back about half way back to their shared dorm on campus, declaring that his legs were wobbly and Thomas should carry him instead. Not that Thomas minded, any excuse to be closer to Newt was fine by him.

“You’re like my noble steed!” Newt stated, laughing at his own comment. Thomas tried not to shiver as Newt’s warm breath spread across the back of his neck.

“If I’m the steed, what does that make you?” Newt seemed to contemplate that for a few seconds, resting his chin on top of Thomas’ head.

“A Princess.” Thomas let out a huff of laughter at Newt’s decision and Newt, seemingly offended by his response, slapped him on the arm. “Hey, don’t laugh! I can be a princess if I want to be.”

“I’m sure you’d make a beautiful princess, Newt.”

“You’re damn right I would.” 

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anonymous asked:

Imagine Steve and Bucky getting into really intense Star Wars vs Star Trek arguments.

“The whole point of Trek is that it’s about a better, brighter future–it’s humanity as it should be, Buck, it’s everything we can be–”

Bucky rolls his eyes. “Yeah, yeah. But it doesn’t change the fact that I wanna do terrible things to Han Solo and have Han Solo do terrible things to me.”

“Nat?” Steve asks, obviously hoping for an ally.

She shrugs. “You got a point, Rogers, but vintage Harrison Ford…”

“Don’t forget Carrie Fisher!” Sam adds, then pauses. “Wait, but Nichelle Nichols is fucking amazing–”

Needless to say, not much else is accomplished that afternoon. 

Random But Mostly Weird Sentence Starters
  • "Oh, yeah, 'cause /that/ will work!"
  • "Well, you don't see me going around drawing butts and penises on everything, do you?"
  • "Okay, yeah, I know, I've done some terrible, terrible things--but that was last week! I'm a new guy/gal/person!"
  • "Which was it... necrophilia or narcolepsy? I always get those two confused..."
  • "Halfsies? No. Wholesies."
  • "Come on! You know you can't avoid me forever. I'm like the draft!"
  • "I'm sorry, what was that? I don't speak stupid."
  • "WHY would you DO that?!"
  • "Dear God, please save me from the wickedness that is _______ fans. Amen."
  • "Sometimes I wish I was a cat so I could sit around and not have any expectations thrust upon me but then I remember I'd have to lick my own butt and I don't want to be a cat any more."
  • "I feel like we're a bunch of monkeys trying to type a coherent sentence at the same typewriter."
  • "It's not funny--I stepped on a lego--do not mock my pain."
  • "I fear your wrath the same way I fear the wrath of ten thousand angry boy band fans... Which is to say, a lot."
  • "I swear on all that is good and holy, if you don't do the thing I will pee on everything you love."
  • "You look like you got into a fight with a blender and lost."
  • "Well, we were enemies once, but then we punched each other a couple of times and went out for drinks and we're best friends now."