me, last night when I thought my best friend was abandoning me: I hate her and she’s the worst person ever and I’m never going to speak to her again so she’s knows how I feel!! my best friend, this morning: hey, wanna hang out today me, now: 💖💖💖💕💕💕❤❤😍😍😍😍✨✨❤❤💕😍😍💖💓😍💓💘💘😍💞💖💕💛💟😍💜❣💙💓💚💓💕❤😍😍💕💘😍💗 YES!!! ABSOLUTELY!! LET ME CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!!
Things that an elven Inquisitor probably deals with
Diplomats and dignitaries attempting to address their advisers instead of them because consulting an elf is like consulting a servant
Someone suggesting they cover their vallaslin with powder or tinted creams when they go to court, likely in the name of being helpful
Never ending backhanded compliments. “Oh Maker, they know how to use a fork when eating? Goodness they must not be so barbaric after all!” “How nice it must feel to have risen up from such lowly beginnings. Surely they never imagined such splendor and power, it all must be so new and exciting.”
Being overly-sexualized due to their race. “You know, I’ve never seen elven ears up close. Am I wrong in thinking they must be delightfully sensitive?”
Being mistaken for a servant. All the time, often purposefully.
Hearing knife-ear, savage, barbarian, heathen, and other more colorful terms both to their face and behind their back.
People talking slowly and loudly under the assumption that they cannot speak common. Add hand gestures for extra points
People marveling when they can speak and understand common without difficulty, thanks
Enduring suspicious looks and even comments when they dare to communicate with fellow elves in their own language. “You could be saying anything!”
Receiving gifts of art supposedly rendered in their likeness. But the portraits tend to hide their ears beneath hair and soften the angles of their faces. Curves and bulk are added in places where none exist and in short they look awfully HUMAN in all these paintings and statues
Hearing the phrase “for an elf/Dalish” way too much. “You’re very pretty–for an elf.” “You read so well for someone Dalish!” “You speak common so beautifully for an elf.” “You’re so intelligent for an elf.” Yes yes! They get it! They’re an awfully exceptional elf bc surely no other elves have any talents or wits or virtues about them whatsoever!
Dealing with constant (be they subtle or obvious) attempts to convert them to Andrastianism or whatever the shems call their faith
Weird and offensive assumptions. “YEAH ya know what? We DO offer blood sacrifices up to our gods– or at least we’re about to start. I’ve been taught that they see killing off idiots as a particular act of reverence.”
a take on a half shifted form for adri, very close to what other mimics look like. the thing is that when he (or other mimics) transform into their “”true”” forms, the skeleton goes through explosive change, and the rest of the body cant keep up with it so they look tattered and torn for a while until the growth stops, and the body can start to repair and build itself over the frame.
also that excessively shiny thing inside adris chest is his core. which is kinda broken, so it leaks light even through the protective wrap around it
some WIPs from my upcoming Halloween animation meme!! which unfortunately won’t be finished in time for Halloween but shhhh it’s fine it’s fine
tbh they look a little jittery n fast without the audio for context but trust me they’ll be fine in the final video I promise (also I think the gif website I used screwed em up up and made em blue??? click them for better quality I guess but huh that’s weird :\)
is that Keith #confesses his undying love for my boy Lance like “oh, Lonce. you look so fine. i’m all atwitter” part two platinum edition and lance is saying “let’s talk about this over here, yes?” in that squeaky shocked voice he uses in almost every klance interaction
I can totally see the blasters getting summoned in genocide and be like “FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS WE HAVE LAID DORMANT, WHO DARES DISTURB MY- oh hey Sans, whats up?”
“*yeah can ya blast this lil hell spawn for me please and thank you”
“Do you have the stuff?”
*sans shares a sad memory with the blaster*
“Wow that’s some good stuff. Ok here we go *cracks nonexistent knuckles* BAWWWWWWW!!!”
headcanon of how the losers club find out eddie and richie are dating? and their reactions?
Okay so all of the losers find out about Eddie and Richie at different times. Eddie and Richie started dating mid-way through there sophomore year and decided to keep it secret because they didn’t want to deal with all the teasing they would get from there friends.
The first to find out was Bev who was hanging out with Eddie one day in his room and when he left to go grab them some snacks she ended up finding a love letter that Richie had written to Eddie (Bev always snoops through the boys stuff because she has to “Make sure her boys aren’t hiding anything from her”) she honestly wasn’t that surprised but still decided not say anything until they decided they were ready to tell everyone.
The next to find out was Ben. The three of them were doing a History project together (everyone in class wanted Ben in there group because everyone knows how good at history he is but as Richie so beautifully put it “Best friends only bitches” and it ended up only being the three of them even though they could have five in a group) They were working in Ben’s room, well Ben was working, Eddie was trying to help, and Richie was mostly making jokes about Eddie’s mom and talking about how boring the whole project was, when after a few hours of working they ran out of glue and Ben drew the short straw so he had to run down to the store to get some more. When he got back he found Eddie straddling Richie’s waist and what looked to be two of his best friends in the middle of a very hot make out session. Ben took a few steps away from his bedroom door and yelled “Guys I’m back” the two boys ripped apart oblivious that there friend had just caught them and Ben inwardly chuckled at how disheveled and flustered his friends looked but didn’t say a word about what he had seen.
The third to find out was Mike. Mike and Eddie were hanging out at the arcade waiting for Richie to show up. They waited for thirty minuets and both knew that they would probably be waiting for another thirty more because Richie was never on time for anything in his whole life. Mike and Eddie were having a good time anyway they played a couple rounds of ski-ball then they decided to get some drinks. Mike started joking around saying something about how if Richie put half the time into getting to where he’s supposed to be as he did in making jokes about his dick that maybe he’d be here by now. Eddie chuckled at this and playfully said “Hey don’t talk about my boyfriend like that” Eddie’s smile quickly faded and Mike turned to look at him “Uh I-I mean my friend, don’t talk about my friend like that” Eddie said suddenly developing a stutter almost like Bill’s. “Yeah I know what ya meant Eds” Mike said to his smaller friend while trying to hide the smile on his face, and he did know what he meant. Mike had had his suspicions about Eddie and Richie for while and if Eddie’s quick reaction to accidentally calling Richie his boyfriend didn’t prove his suspicions then the extra long smile the two gave each other when Richie finally showed up definitely was.
The next to find out was Bill. He and Bev were studying with Eddie and Richie at his house when Eddie suddenly stood up and announced that it was getting late and he should be getting home. “B-b-but it’only s s-six” Bill said looking at his watch he knew that Eddie didn’t have to be home till 7:30. “yeah but you know how my mom gets so I’ll see you guys tomorrow” Eddie said and then glanced at Richie for longer then necessary. “ Yeah I should probably get going to” Richie said following the shorter boy to the door. “Come on Ed’s i’ll walk ya home” Richie said while giving Eddie a wink that he didn’t think his other friend’s would notice but Bill did. “D-did you see that” Bill said to Bev when Eddie and Richie closed the door. “See what” Beverly said looking up from her Algebra book for the first time. “That w-wink” “The w-wink that R-richie gave Eddie when he said he’d walk him h=home” Bill said to Ben. “Oh that yeah I uh I have no idea” Bev said without looking Bill in the eye. “Bev what do you know” “nothing” Beverly said quickly “Bev” Bill said sternly “I’m serious I know nothing about Eddie and Richie’s secret relationship that they are rudely keeping from the rest of the us” “What!!?” Bill shouted to his female friend. Bev went on to tell him that he couldn’t tell anyone and to not mention it to Eddie or Richie until they were ready to tell them themselves. After the shock of what he had found out had settled in Bill realized just how much sense the two made together and was happy that two of his best friends had found each other.
The last of the group to find out was Stan. He and the rest of the losers were at the movies was sitting in between Bill and Richie with Eddie sitting beside Richie on the very end. about halfway through the movie Stan looked over and saw Eddie and Richie holding hands. Stan looked over at his other friends to see if they were seeing what he was but all of there eyes were focused on the screen. “Y-y-you alright Ss-tan” Bill asked looking at his curly headed friend. “ Yeah I’m fine just kinda confused” he said glancing at his friends hands again. “Oh w-well I can f-fill ya in” Bill then spent the next five minutes stuttering in Stan’s ear about the movie that he really wasn’t confused about at all. Stan thought to himself how blatantly obvious it was that his two friends were secretly dating and inwardly laughed at himself for taking so long to figure it out.
A few weeks later Eddie and Richie finally decided to to tell there friends about there relationship. The losers tried to look shocked but all ended up failing miserably.