yeah whats it to ya

realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that

*writing fanfic* ONLY CLOSE FRIENDS HAVE SEX BC ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE MAKES SENSE TO ME

(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”

“-finally.”

Art Raffle

I have thirty followers now! As a result, I’ve decided that I’m going to do an art raffle.

Rules:

Like or reblog to enter, and 1 like + 1 reblog = Two entries. Rebloging several times does not increase the number of entries. 

There will be two winners, 1st place and 2nd. The first place winner will get a fully colored and shaded piece of a character (Or a pair or characters) of their choosing, complete with a background if requested. It can be an OC, something from a book or movie, etc! Keep in mind you could be required to provide references.

 Examples:

The second place winner will get a fully colored digital piece of a character or scenery of their choosing. This will probably not include shading, but may include a background if requested!

Examples:

I don’t draw NSFW, gore, fetishes and etc. 

Good luck!

I love this series sm

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my sapphic crush board (live action edition)

Bake Sale

“Hope I’m not too late to bring something for the bake sale.”
“Not at all, Susie! What’d ya bring?”
“Me.”
“What? You?”
“Yeah, me, because I’m BAKED AS HELL!!!”
“Susie! You’re high as fuck?”
“STONED AS SHIT!!!”
“Fucked up as all get out?”
“WEED DRUNK AS ASS!!!”
“Wow, Susie. Okay, since you’re baked, I guess we can try to sell you. I’ll put you next to the Rice Krispies. Just promise me you won’t-”
“I JUST ATE ‘EM!!!! ATE ‘EM FAST AS FUCK!!!”
“Quick as hell?”
“SPEEDY AS SHIT!!!”
“Oh, Susie. Weren’t you a District Attorney?”
“TWICE!!! AS FUCK!!!”

YO! What y’all doin’ for your St. Pat’s Friday night?! You’re partyin’ with Team Skull is what you’re doin’! Y’all remember our NYE Skull Bash? Yeah, that’s exactly what ‘ya can expect this time, ‘cept instead of fireworks we’ll just have more of a certain substance of the GREEN variety. Show up to the big ol’ mansion in Po Town for a house party full of the shit I just mentioned plus booze, snacks, video games, and music. And get this— Anybody’s invited! Just for this party Skull’s not gonna give a shit who walks through our door! I know this is last minute as fuck, but y’all better still plan to get your asses over here for this!

PARTICIPATE: This is just one big informal house party, so there aren’t really any rules and nothing to be organized (this is last minute anyway). If you wish to participate in this event, all I ask is at the very least please like this post so Guzma and I have an idea of who will be there! Reblogs would be greatly appreciated to spread the word, too.
TAG: The tag for this event is #stpatskullbash so you can track it and tag your posts with it when you’re participating! Be sure to check it for updates from me or interaction opportunities with others.
TIME SETTING: Skull’s starting this Bash early IC, in the afternoon rather than evening, and they’ll party until early morning. OOC this event will start at 3:00PM EST and since it’s last minute, it will continue into the 18th until it dies. Also note this party will be set ambiguously DURING Sun/Moon, NOT post-game. Muses not on good terms with Skull are still invited and Skull will be (relatively) civil for this night of fun.
QUESTIONS?: Any and all questions can be sent to this blog (craniumaniac) either IC or OOC and Guzma and I will be happy to answer!

if a character is treated like shit in a fandom, there’s a 101% chance that I’ll end up liking them out of spite

UPDATE: Originalish image has been found :D

Greetings, Kaworu enthusiasts of tumblr. Remember these high-waisted pant- bearing nerds? You might have wondered what happened to ask-kawotrio because now it’s literally gone (LOUD GASP).

So what happened was, I wanted to delete a side blog (that’s not kawotrio) but I mistakenly deleted my main blog, thus losing four years of artwork and therefore fucking up my life. Fortunately not all is lost because many kawotrio posts can still be accessed through reblogs on this site, as well as translations from other websites, and for that I am very happy.

So you’re all probably wondering, “what’s gonna happen to kawotrio? Are you going to make another ask blog?” The answer is, no. I reserved the url just in case, but I’ve already decided to consolidate all my artwork into one blog for now because running 5 art blogs was kind of annoying. BUT that doesn’t mean I will stop taking asks for kawotrio. They are super precious to me and I’ll continue to draw comics for them, as long as I get requests or questions.

So yeah, feel free to follow me if you wanna see more kawotrio or other fandoms. This WILL be a multi-fandom blog so you’ll be seeing all the artwork I make for pretty much everything. Redd out. o/


  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she actually means: the book of life is an extremely underrated movie and needs more love asap. It has everything a good story needs. It's about growing up, has action, adventure, MUSIC, humour, romance, strong female and male characters. Hey also it will probably make you cry. Damn like it probably has the best god damn ot3 you'll ever have the pleasure of spending one hour and thirty five minutes with too??? Also did I mention its animation is fucking beautiful?
  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: come on nagisa– yeah what up sluts it's ya boy NG
  • 'bout to drop a rhyme on these bitch buoys
  • sho' 'nuff, i'm shota tough
  • haters always on me 'cause they think I'm just small stuff
  • kiddie pools
  • swam up from the bottom now i'm killin' fools.
  • thug life anime school, catch me stuntin' with my iwatobi crew
  • makoto, rei and my boy haru!
  • SPLASH flow just like water and cash
  • call me H2OH
  • DAMN
  • other mcs get straight up tidal wave slammed
  • my gang goes ham and when you see us swimmin' better know we're in demand!
  • rackin it up top shelf la croix,
  • yo crew is on sale, 50% off!​​​
  • psychic: what the fuck
Ohm's DBD vid making dreams come true

☆Delirious:“I jooked the shit out of him!”

Cartoonz:“Yeah, ya know what, your fucking amazing!!”

☆Ohm:“Delirious he’s coming for you!”

Cartoonz:“Delirious open your mouth!!”

Delirious:“There’s nobody coming for me!!”

Ohm:*Voice gets lower* “Oh yeah, you sure?~”

☆Cartoonz: *Talking about how him and Ohm sorta have matching outfits* “Hey-hey, you wanna go to prom?”

Ohm:“Uhhhhhh….I already said yes to Bryce…”

Cartoonz:“WHAT, BRYCE!?!?

Bryce:"What did I do?!?!?!”

anonymous asked:

kinda random, but what do ya think of short-haired bloss? also why do you tend to draw her with super long hair in your headcanon?

Don’t really mind/care what other people do in their art/fics, but I personally wouldn’t draw her with short hair.

I’d say after “The Mane Event” she’d never cut her hair again. I can’t imagine Blossom being too comfortable around scissors, or letting anyone else mess with her hair. Not just that, it’s an iconic part of her look and her character; she’s the most feminine of the girls, and she herself prizes her hair.

I mean look at this mane bro, it goes past her frickin feet at age five:

Logically, as she grows, so does her hair. Even as a teenager in “City of Clipsville” her hair’s almost to the floor, and it’s up in a massive twist ponytail:

Plus I think it adds to her otherness. Her sisters, if they were human, would fit right in with everyone else; Blossom has otherworldly pink eyes, striking orange hair, and her personality is tied into her superhuman intellect. She’s going to stand out regardless, might as well take that Aphrodite lookin-ass shit and completely own it.

tl;dr Blossom’s hair is some crazy unique shit and I’m not gonna fuck with it

Nicholas Wilde and Judy Hopps

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originally I was going to make a super long post about my thoughts and stuff on gender I’ve been thinking about lately in regards to myself and how, for the past 2 years, I’ve been feeling super detached from my AAB gender, but

I think what I wrote on my other twitter account sums it up perfectly;; 

gender is fucky, but fluid, and i think lately i’ve been finding it easier to feel more comfortable realizing that i’m not 100% a girl and that’s okay. I’m still who I am. 

A lot of my major conflicts had to do with my culture and religion, but I realized that it doesn’t matter who I am, I can still practice my religion the way I already am. Who I am has nothing to do with how I present myself and that, in turn, has nothing to do with how I have to act. And the fact that I cover up and wear hijab from time-to-time also has nothing to do with being strictly female. 

There are still aspects I whole heartedly identify with in terms of my AAB gender (especially since I have strong feelings about being a wlw), but nevertheless, finding and realizing that there’s something out there that explains my feelings perfectly of not feeling 100% like a girl is such a relief to me

It’s been a long journey of nearly two years and I think I’m finally feeling comfortable with myself. Of course I still don’t mind if people still use she/her in regards to me, but yeah;;