yeah whatever i give up


He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

Y'all I love Monsta X and I’d sell my sister for them

Rin. Where the hell is your coat.
A More Perfect Union, chapter 19

It’s great with Burr, except when it’s not.

An update, finally! I finished most of it while I was off during the hurricane. Part 2/4 of the London section. By splitting up these few chapters I was like “cool! Now I can make them shorter and get them out faster!” Nope! This one is one of the longest ones yet, at ~17k. I don’t know. I give up. I just write whatever. Yeah.

Phantom Universe

My Dashboard’s thick with Steven Universe fanart and rad gemsonas. That is really the only explanation I have.

Camped out in the living room with his laptop, Tucker was arranging his grub and 2 liter of Dr. Thunder for his epic Minecraft marathon when his phone pinged.

He briefly considered just ignoring it- but it could be Danny or Sam messaging that they were running late. Grabbing his phone, Tucker tapped the screen and instead found a pile of alerts from Star’s twitter feed. His own account was mostly used to follow his favorite sci-fi actors and shoot the breeze with Danielle when she was in the next room. He never messaged Star, just…followed her. In a social-networky, non-creepy way. Yep.

Star@StarrEmprisss ZOMG Major leage *hottie* @ the nasty shack! #swoon #girlboner #whoisthat

Mariposaperfecta@StarrEmprisss Dios Mio who IS that??? #O_O #fans-self #hottieboddie

KwanQ@StarrEmprisss I’m very confused rn #nastyshack #veryveryconfused

DashingBax@StarrEmprisss uh w8 a sec is that a chick or a dude??? #wtf #star

StarrEmprisss@DashingBax WHO CARES

Star’s original post came with a pic she snapped with her phone. From the number of retweets it had spread around Amity like brushfire.

At first the photo didn’t make sense. Zooming in didn’t help. He gripped his phone in both hands like he could wrangle answers from it. Because what. The. Hell.

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interlude: what are you wearing?

jikook / 1,178 words / rated T for suggestive themes and drinking / AO3
i actually decided to write this

“What are you doing?”

Jimin furrows his eye brows and pulls his phone away from his face just to check–yep, Jungkook is calling him at four in the morning, asking him what he’s doing. “I’m sleeping. What do you think I’m doing? What are you doing?”

“I,” Jungkook pauses, “I’m calling you.”

“Yeah, I know,” Jimin says. “At four a.m.? Are you still in the studio with Yoongi-hyung? Are you guys okay?” He’s tired and kind of annoyed, but if Jungkook is calling him and being weird this late, Jimin doesn’t want to hang up on him in case something’s wrong.

“Yes! I’m great!” Jungkook says. “Super. What are you doing, Jiminnie?”

“You already asked me that,” Jimin grumbles, looking suspiciously at his phone. “Kookie, are you drunk?”

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