Ive been getting sick real often, most of the time its me going pale and vomiting alot. Its not because of food and m’ doctor said its not a virus and that it may be stress. nd’ i think that stress is because of me constantly hiding that im trans & school stressing me out aswell. I think I should just tell all of this to my parents because im tired of getting sick - 🥞
it’s possible, yeah.
if you dont want to be sick anymore, it’s probably best to do what you can to ease that stress yo.
So im still trying to figure out this.. someone signal boosts for asks..but when i send in an ask like i dont get responded back to.. yes i understand people have lives outside of Tumblr and so do i..but why are you signal boosting if your not going to respond? Yeah there’s a possibility that the ask got eating up.. yeah sure.. idk i geuss where im getting at is.. If im annoying you please tell me.. its ok and i know that i can be annoying at times.. if you dont want to answer my asks thats ok too.. its your blog and you do what you want.. sorry i just feel most of the god damn bloody time im annoying and a bother.. and im sorry if i come off that way.. i dont mean to..well im done ranting.. dont waist your time reading this i just needed to get this off my chest.. sorry..
yall!!! whats wrong with richjake why u gotta be calling the ship name stupid!!! its easy and simple and yeah so what if its not something fun like boyf riends or pinkberry!!! yall wanna call it backstreet bis which doesnt have to do with the show at all and not everyone hcs jake as bi!! or arson bros!! first: when did jake commit arson!! second: associating them with the fire which was a Bad Thing in their lives is Not Good!! third: why are they bros!!!!! they are in BIG LOVE!!! arson bros more like arson we’re banging
Here is my list of tips and tricks for of bathy goodness. This is just what I like to do and have done in the past. Keep in mind it can all be taken with a grain of salt [literally!!]
Preparing the Bath
🛀🏻 HOT water. I find it super cleansing and sweating is really good for you. I like to sit in the bath and my face sweats and im like YEAH lets cleanse this bod inside and out. pls dont burn yourself though peeps.
🛀🏼 Oils! My go-tos are lavender + coconut oil. I do 7-10 drops of lavender and one or two spoonfuls of coconut oil. Lavender for smell and relaxation and heavenly goodness, coconut for super smoothness of skin. If you are going to use other essential oils please do your research and make sure they are skin-safe! I also generally tie up my hair to keep it out of the oiliness.
🛀🏽 Epsom salts if you got em!
🛀🏾 Candles + crystals can line the tub as desired. I usually have all the bathroom lights out + 4 candles going at the foot of the tub. dont light your towel on fire.
🛀🏿 Cup of tea on the side! I like this for the added internal + external cleanse of the bath. Hot + nourishing on the outisde and hot + nourishing on the inside.
This is what I do and think about in the bath!
💧 oh my gosh water how healing you are, how cleansing, how warming.
💧 the water and oils im sitting in are literally soaking into my skin right now. the essence of this tub is entering my body
💧 touch your body. you’re naked right? perfect. time for some self body love. tell yourself you love your legs, while touching them. “i love my little toes.” “look at how nice my hands are.” “i love my pretty/handsome face.” “my brain is so smart and quick and calm.” “i love every little hair on my body.” “i have the coolest belly button” tell yourself things that you dont instinctually believe. go after the parts that you’re self conscious about “i love my tummy” “my bum is amazing” “my arms are the perfect size” “this is my favourite flabby bit” etc.
💧 drinking the tea if you have it- the heat and intent of that tea is permeating through all your internal organs. feel the heat through your mouth, esophagus, stomach, feel it blend in with the heat from the water entering your skin. full body heaty hot heatness
💧 the other day when i was in the bath i put my forehead/third eye on the faucet and pictured the vast network of pipes around the city supplying water to everyone. I thanked the water source and sent my energy throughout the pipes to hope that everyone was using it for good and healing and nourishing ways
💧 deep deep breathing. this is cool if your chest is below the water because when you exhale it sinks down and when you inhale it rises up. you can sync this motion with a prayer, mantra, chant, intention, whatever you wish!
💧 meditation. feel the heat, listen to your heartbeat, imagine all the little water molecules full of heat energy, vibrating, sending you their little blobs of heat energy into your skin, fueling your own little internal fire
💧 my FAVOURITE thing is the end of the bath. I sit in it, sometimes cross legged or curled up in a ball with my head on my knees and unplug the drain and stay like that while the whole tub drains. I picture the water whisking away all the negative in me and draining away. It’s like a re-birth! you can slowly feel your body get heavier and heavier as the water gets lower. Keep picturing the water taking away the bad and keep thanking it for cleaning you and nourishing you and healing you. seriously, how generous of the water to not only GIVE YOU it’s nutrients and warmth and thirst quenchy goodness, but to also take away all your badness, all your negativity, all your dirt and grime and leave you revitalized. water is so selfless. water is the best. thank you water.
💧 now that you are reborn as a new human (or otherwise) you can breathe and feel the differences in your body and just marvel in the smoothness of your skin and warmth of your body and heavenly bathy feelings that just soaked into you.
💧 another thing that might be cool is to weigh yourself before and after the bath. Your weight will go up like 2 or 3 pounds after you get out of the bath, which i find super cool. PROOF that the water is literally entering your body through your skin and staying there to heal you up real nice.
The most important thing IMO:
Do what comes to you naturally. all of this stuff just came into my head at different points in bath time and felt right for me to do. meditation might help you connect with that intuitive part of you that tells you what you need. if you get an urge, follow it. if your brain/body/soul tells you to stand up and sit down a bunch of times, or to dunk your head in or to blow bubbles or to splash with your feet, DO IT! just be safe and don’t hurt yourself or light anything on fire.
OK sorry this post got out of hand but as you can tell i really like baths and water and bath meditation. This is something i’ve been doing for a while and it all came to me kind of naturally so forgive me if it is not specifically inclined toward a perspectives or approaches that you normally adhere to. I’m open to questions n things <3
What about the humans' reaction to the aliens though? Like, Deoxys is a thing, so can you see some of them going "Are you a Pokemon? Oh! What are your types?! What do you mean you don't know what we mean?"
“please human, slow down, our translators are not fully calibrated yet, could you repeat yourself slower?”
“yeah okay so! questions!!! are you a pokémon? and what is your type?”
“okay human i think i got it this time, no, i am not a pokémon, i have never heard of them! i thought my species were the first aliens you humans made contact with?”
“no no no, pokémon isnt the name of a alien species, its like.., oh how do i put it? see that pidgey over there? yeah, that bipedal feathered blob, yeah the one who just flew away. Thats a pokémon!”
“oh, it must be the translator then! well, I dont think i am a pokémon? at least not the way you put it. im not from this planet, but i am a living creature, if that is what you mean. that is to say- im not a robot”
“no…. thats not quite what i meant either”
“could you elaborate, human?”
“well, pokémon are what we call ALL the creatures on our planet(except us humans) everything living, sometimes even if it is in one sense mechanical or made by humans, is a pokémon! one pokémon is even confirmed to not be from our planet, so its an alien- like you, so you must be a pokémon too, right?”
“an alien pokémon? could you elaborate? i have not heard of humans making contact with other aliens”
“oh yeah its called Deoxys, it came and destroyed some stuff but Rayquaza chased it away or something, i dunno i was like 5 year old then… lemme just find a picture…HERE!”
“h-human thats not a ‘Deoxys’ thats a Thre’ticaton! its one of the most dangerous space faring species on this side of the galaxy!! o-oh no is it still on this planet? its not safe! they can completley destroy a ship and regenerate whenever they get hurt! that Rayquray-thing, if it chased it away, its just gone to regeneratre! WE NEED TO LEAVE THIS PLANET THIS INSTANT, ITS NOT SAFE, IT MIGHT HAVE GONE BACK TO GET MORE”
“NOT BE FOOLISH, YOU HUMANS BARELEY HAVE SPACETRAVEL AND THIS THING HAS DESTROYED FLEETS, ITS NOT SAFE HERE”
“some 12 year old caught it like 5 years ago, its no threat”
-*gets out of bed* *feet hit the floor* ow ow ow ow ow
-“are you possessed?“
-trying to Get Things Done and the brain goes “HEY WHAT IF-”
-watching a movie and the brain goes “HEY WHAT IF-”
-reading a book and the brain goes “HEY WHAT IF-”
-taking a test and the brain goes “HEY WHAT IF-”
-breathing and the brain goes “HEY WHAT IF-”
-who needs sleep
-or life tbh
-@reality BLOCKED AND DELETED GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE
-maybe my paras will find me
-is this a magic portal 👀🔍
-yeah i know this is a serious situation and all but like just think about it okay wHAT IF-
-I AM SO PUMPED IT IS TIME TO PACE PACE PACE YEAH
-i’m crying i’ll never walk again
-*lies down* brain: HEY WHAT IF-
-hey that’s a funny joke i have to tell my paras now
-what do u mean it’s been three hours? i have not been pacing for three hours, pfft it’s been like fifteen mins– *checks time* HOLY FUCK THIS IS A LIE
-excessive daydreaming is so harmful, i’m going to be Productive af now and Get Things Done today 😁 *three hours later* hahaha i was joking im sorry paras cOME BACK
-hahahaha what if this para died? no i was kidding. come on i wAS JUST KIDDING I DIDNT MEAN IT NO PLEASE-
-*daydream gets intense* 😳this is too much for my innocent world rip TIME TO MAKE A NEW ONE
-bursts into tears because para is mean
-bursts into tears because para is nice
-bursts into tears and daydreams a new reason why
-i am so AngryTM it is time to bring the Bad Paras in come on FITE ME
Okay so Youngjae and Bambam were sitting next to each other and yes, their side of the table was the loudest and brightest thanks
In the middle were Yugyeom and Jinyoung and honestly
Jinyoung was honestly pushing the mom thing today he kept on patting Yugyeom on the back and the neck and pinching his ear and giving him napkins I was shook
On the other side was Mark and Jaebum and for the most part they were buzy stuffings their faces so it was moderately quiet on their side lol
Jackson wasn’t there but they kept on saying that he would be with them “next time”
At first they were all reading from the script and it was noticable af
After a while tho they just kinda dropped it
At one point Jaebum told them smnt like “Yo its not word-for-word” and they just had a chill time
When they started reading comments, Youngjae and Bam only read the ones asking for Jaebum to do aegyo. He didn’t and started reading the ones complimenting Youngjae and Mark
ALSO JINYOUNG HAD THE SHEEP THINGY ON HIS HEAD and I think it was kinda cute
They had a pissing contest about who could fit more rice in their mouths and I think Yugyeom won??
When it was Jinyoung’s turn, Yugyeom tried to bother/make fun of/ be Jerry but his mouth was still full of rice so Jinyoung just laughed at him I think. It was cayoot
“Yugyeom is a good boy” at least three times
There was a comment saying “it’s wine time” or something and they spent like a full minute going “wine time”
Jaebum said that if he was born as Mark he wouldnt hold back on eating lol
Yugyeom is into hamburgers right now
Aparently Jaebum has 2 tummies- one for food and another for after food time food (midnight snacks)
“Mark is in a happy place”
Also they kept on saying how big bammies lips are!! And there was a close up and I fainted hes so pretty
“They take up 1/3 of his face”
They had to pretend to be on a call with ahgase and be super sweet and whoever laughed would get spankies
When they started, they sang out the Kakao ringing theme and I though they it was really cute:(
Yugyeom did his message to male ahgase and I think I cried twice
Anyway Mark ended up spanking Youngjae, Jinyoung spanked Bambam, and Yugyeom got to spank Bambam, Youngjae, AND Jinyoung
“With jeans you cant see it bounce”
They talked about Youngjae’s squishy butt for at least a whole solid minute thanks
At the end Jaebum says something about their necklaces and how they made them themselves! Cuties
And yeah! That’s about it! I’m pretty sure I missed out on a bunch of stuff cus my biased booty was only paying attention to Bambam so make sure to watch it when you have time lol it is a great hour of happiness
Nct 127's reaction to their s/o being upset because they don't kiss her
Request: NCT dream or 127 reaction to their girlfriend getting pouty and whiny when they don’t kiss her
A/N: my heart is weak for this, it’s so cute aw- and i decided to do 127 unit, i hope you don’t mind!
Would apologise right away and feel bad but at the same time, find it cute that you wanted his kisses so badly. You’d catch him smiling slightly to him when you pout, but he does it so lowkey you hardly ever notice. But he finds it super cute that you get clingy like these at times and becomes 10× more affectionate to you, often showering you with hugs after you start whining or pouting.
“aw someone’s whiny today”
“i havent seen you in a week, i miss you and your kisses :-(”
“come here, i’d give you all the kisses you want”
Adores it A LOT, and likes to tease you about it. Ends up giggling and smiling to himself because he finds it cute how you get upset over these small little things, and he feels loved and appreciated because he knows you love his kisses. His teasing could go on forever but he eventually always gives in because he’s soft for your pouting.
“ooo someone’s upset she can’t kiss me”
“shut up johnny”
“well if you want kissed you must be able to reach me first”
“you’re so mean-”
“/leans down quickly to peck your lips/”
Becomes a shy ball and would be a little flustered at first, but internally he’d also find it funny as he’s the pouty and whiney one most of the time. Softens right away and like Taeil, would become even more affectionate than before. Although he doesn’t show it, he loves it when you act like that because it shows how much you love him.
“aw babe don’t pout”
“but you ignored my kiss just now”
“come here, let me make it up to you”
Teasing you 24/7 about it. He isn’t afraid to show that he loves it and he’d purposely avoid kisses so as to see that side of you. And would attack you with kisses at the most random times because he loves seeing your expressions. This guy seriously Smiles non stop and would get all fuzzy and happy because he feels loved by you, which at the same time, makes him more cuddly than he already is.
“you want a kiss? no hehe”
“yuta you suck”
“oh… then all the more you don’t deserve a kiss /sticks tongue out/”
five minutes later and he attacks you with a big hug and pecks your face all over with that bright smile of his
Would act like he’s annoyed with you and probably whines back too but in fact he enjoys it and finds it cute and adorable. Would purposely frown and act like his mad, making you feel bad but then he flashes you his gummy smile and hugs you. Tries to act cool™ by always avoiding your kisses when in reality he’s weak for them and his heart is beating like crazy whenever you do it.
“you’re so annoying, why are you so whiney today omg”
“you know why doyoung”
“what? i don’t know”
and when you glare at him, he softens and leans in to give you a kiss
Brightest sunshine!! Giggles to himself a lot and won’t stop smiling at your actions, calling you cute and adorable. At times he likes teasing you and making you pout more but other times he gives in and ends up showering you with kisses, hugs and pecks on your face. Loves it most when you act like that because he knows you truly love him and his kisses, and he’d be more than willing to give you more.
“babe you’re so cute”
“yeah if i was maybe you shouldn’t have ignored my kiss”
“aw someone’s upset”
“come im sorry, let me give you all the kisses i can right now”
Another shy ball and wouldn’t know what to do, other than just giggle and pinching your cheek as he finds it super cute. Only teases you occasionally but still manages to be the sweet person he is. Eventually kisses you and you’d notice how he’d blush and smile brightly to himself, as his eyes stare at you lovingly.
“it’s been two days since i saw you :-(”
“do you miss me that much?”
“of course, especially your kisses”
“hehe come here”
This clueless bun actually thought you were genuinely upset with him, he’d apologise sincerely and it’s so adorable you end up laughing and giggling because how is he so pure??? But after time goes by he notices it a lot and finds it really cute, and as he’s shy, he doesn’t show it so he’d giggle to himself softly whenever he sees you pouting.
“goodness, im so sorry, i’ll kiss you now!!”
“anything for my princess don’t be upset!!”
“im not upset omg you’re so cute-”
Another one who would tease you for it and would also act like he’s mad but on the inside he’s all fuzzy and screaming because he loves it a lot. Would play hard to get like Yuta, but always end up failing because he gives in to your pouts- it’s one of his weaknesses. From time to time, he’d avoid your kisses so he can see you act like these, but most of the time he’s the clingy and affectionate one.
“someone’s being so clingy today”
“you’re like that too shut up”
“ooo there goes your kiss bye”
“i hate you”
“/giggles and pecks you on the cheek/ i lovd you too”
I'd just like to say: Chloe coming into the Dupain-Cheng bakery specifically when Marinette's on cash register duty and asks the names of pastries she already knows but just wants to hear Marinette talk, and eventually Marinette catches on but does nothing because she enjoys talking to Chloe
Sabine smirked as she pulled a tray of croissants from the oven. “Marinette. I think your favorite customer is here.”
Marinette finished tying her apron behind her back and was pulling her hair up and away from her face as she got ready for her register shift. “Who now?”
Sabine jutted her chin towards the front of the bakery and Marinette followed her gaze, allowing herself a sigh and a small smirk when she saw who was meandering near the counter. “Stop teasing, maman.”
“It’s not teasing,” Sabine said. “She comes only on the days when you’re working and seems rather enchanted with all of our palmier flavors. Moreso than anyone else I’ve ever seen…”
“Oh hush, maman!” Marinette blushed, gently tapping her mother’s shoulder. “It’s nothing like that.”
“Don’t keep the poor thing waiting,” Sabine smiled as she carried the croissants to the counters in the back. “She must be eager to see you if she came right when your shift started.”
Marinette puffed her cheeks out and headed to the counter where Chloe Bourgeois was waiting, leaving her mother laughing and grinning behind her.
It started when Chloe had to come into the bakery to order a huge commission of mini-cupcakes for a dinner she and her father were holding. Because Chloe loved being difficult, Marinette had to take out all of their sample books, explain all of their flavors, all of their frostings, all of their fillings, and all of their options for garnishes for close to twenty-five minutes before Chloe was satisfied. Marinette thought Chloe was making her explain herself so much for the sake of being annoying until she came in the next day asking for detailed descriptions of all the chocolate cakes they had on display for no other reason aside from her being “curious about your selection of dark chocolates.” Marinette’s father was too close by at the time for her to tell Chloe to buzz off, so she humored her for twenty minutes before Chloe settled with just buying a regular old palmier and left without buying a single cake.
It was maddening, and for the next couple of weeks Chloe would come into the bakery when Marinette was working and ask her to rattle off all that she knew about their pastries, breads, cakes, rush orders, and catering plans….only to leave without having bought anything she had shown such a deep interest in.
It was ridiculous to think Chloe had a passion for baked goods, otherwise she’d bother her parents about this. It wasn’t as if Chloe was using this as an opportunity to make fun of Marinette seeing how she was oddly quiet and attentive whenever Marinette spoke. It wasn’t until last week that Marinette had finally picked up on the obvious.
while learning about the real author of my immortal is interesting and all, im just glad to hear shes alive and living her life–and from what is now unfortunately public knowledge she’s a pretty cool person who has accomplished a lot and is a published writer and its pretty inspiring, yeah
but i also do wish people had just. let her be? i know we were all dying to know more about her but she’s her own person who has moved on from that time in her life and hunting her down like that was :///
anyways i dont have much else to say other than please remember she’s a real human being, not a spectacle, and to treat her with respect, especially since its been over 10 years and people grow and change. and that i hope shes doing well with all this going on.
i haven’t written something for all the boys in a while, so i decided to get back in the groove with this cute lil bangtan au ive been thinking about,,,,,,enjoy~
he’s never actually bitten a person before because he grew up in a family of, to put it politely, “vegetarian” vampires. but even when it comes to drinking animals blood,,,,he feels horrible about it
like he’s always on the brink of starving because when he has to go out and hunt for food he like,,,like he catches a rabbit but he lets it go two minutes later because he’s like “i can’t,,,,it’s too cute,,,,,,,”
ever heard of a vampire having an ethical dilemma when it comes to feeding on an animal’s blood? no? well meet namjoon,,,,,,,,who all the other vampires said read too much ‘human’ philosophy and got tricked into being so damn humble
but you, who once took a philosophy course with namjoon in your class, figure out pretty early on that he’s a vampire
mostly due to his clumsiness as in ,,,, he was drinking red stuff out of a bottle that said ‘tomato juice’ but he had been picking at the label and it came off just in time for you to see under it the words ‘pigs blood’ and you were like what now
and namjoon begs you to not tell anyone he damn near cries and you’re like i wont ????? obviously you’re not dangerous if you’re here around people and haven’t attacked anyone by the way how long does that bottle of blood last you
and he’s like ,,,,,,usually others drink two of these a day but i make one last a week and you’re like what?? why ??
and he’s like “i ,,,, feel bad drinking blood,,,,,,,even an animals,,,,,like it died for me. it died for my sins,,,,,,,”
and you’re like bro that’s deep but you do know that’s how the food chain works,,,,,and he sighs like yEAH ,,,,,,but i feel so bad,,,,,i need to go mourn the pig that died for this,,,,,
and you’re like in shock because what now is he seriously a vampire but also,,,,,,,you’re very intrigued and you’re like it’s kinda endearing how sulky and pouty he gets over literally????? eating his lunch
kind of runs out of a black market for other wizards and witches, but some humans find out about it through like back doors and things like that
he specializes in two things: truth potions and love potions. those are the most popular
and other brewers say that it’s immoral to brew potions that tamper with peoples emotions like love potions or potions that force someone into only telling the truth but does yoongi really care? no. you know why? mmmmmmmmmoooonnnneeeyyyyy
what does he use in his potions? oh you know the usual rose thorns, goblin fingernails, unicorn horn, some interesting parts of fish, the fangs of a fallen vampire,,,,,,, the usual magical hocus-pocus ingredients that anyone who isn’t acquainted with magic would probably be horrified to touch
yoongi’s brewing pot is passed down from generation to generation, just like how the families familiar is a crow,,,,things like this are just signature to the min wizards
and so you know,,,,you have no clue these people even exist until a friend of yours gets mixed up with it and comes running to you for help and you’re like ???? what you bought a love potion from some good looking guy in an alley and now he wants you to pay him an obscene amount of money??
and you go with her to meet ‘yoongi’ who explains that if your friend doesn’t pay up he’s got means of blackmail that could ruin her forever and you’re like “ok how much is the debt?” and when he says the number you damn near die,,,,,,,and you’re like “can i exchange anything else???” and yoongi thinks for a moment and he’s like “you can pay off her debt for her.” and you’re like how boy i am B roke and he’s like “easy. you work for me now.”
and with that he pulls you over and erases this whole thing from your friends mind in a matter of seconds and you’re like wwwwwhat,,,,,,is,,,,,happening and he’s like
“first order of business, you need to drink this.” and he passes you this like black, bubbling drink and you’re like what ew no and he’s like hey. you belong to me until the debt is paid off
and so you drink it, and it surprisingly tastes like licorice and suddenly you notice an inking become visible on your skin and it’s a tattoo of a black crow that goes up you forearm and you’re like ????? rubbing at it with your finger and yoongi just laughs and is like
“it’ll stay on till we’re done here, let’s go human” and you’re like holy god what have i gotten myself into
meanwhile yoongi is just like,,,,about you,,, like they’re cute,,, humans are usually not my style but ,,,,,hmm,,,,,,,he’s definitely interested in seeing how you two will get along ^^
really tired and bored of always being able to see the future and the outcomes of just about anything
will occasionally see the lottery numbers for the next day and ‘casually’ buy that card and ‘casually’ drop it beside someone who might look desperate for cash
people have tried to become his friend simply to backstab him and take away his power, but thanks to his power he can see their plan and he’s like lmao yeah no get away from me or ill knock you out with my frying pan
“jungkook don’t run that way you’re bump right into namjoon and- oh there they go, namjoon make sure you don’t fall on your side it’s gonna hu- oh he already fell. whoops.”
you know jin because you work at a coffee shop he frequents and it’s really interesting because,,,,,,,if he focuses on you he can see that you’ll be quitting this job in the next 4 months to do something else and whenever you’re like “it’s really busy” he’s like “don’t worry, you won’t be here forever”
and you think he’s just being a kind, empathetic soul but lmao no he actually knows you won’t be there forever
but one day something happens that really startles him you guys are talking while you’re getting his change and you go “i wonder when ill meet the love of my life, valentines day is around the corner and it makes me so sad.”
and jin ,,,,, out of curiousity tries to focus on you and see how your love life will play out,,,,,,but he can’t. like at all
and he panics because is he losing his power???? but no if he focuses on your co-worker he can see that she’ll meet her husband in about 2 years on a trip abroad but you???? nothing
and when he gets home he calls up his mother, who has the same power and he’s like what does this mean??
and his mom is just like jin (: you know how clairvoyants can’t see their own futures? and he’s like yes,,,,,,
and his mom is like (: that (: means (: that (: person (: is (: part of your future honey~~~~~~!!!!!
and jin is like ,,,,, oh my god ,,,,,,,,
and the next morning when he comes in he looks up at you while ordering and wow holy moley where you always this attractive,,,,,,
“guys i know you’re all dead, but you’re all my friends anyway. and no none of you can possess my body, you guys know that’s against the rules.”
started ‘accidentally’ summoning the spirits of the dead at a young age because apparently drawing a circle on the floor in chalk and then just sitting in it ,,,,added in ofc with hoseok’s magical aura was enough to pull all the ghosts that haunted the entire block into his room
and hoseok can conjure up the dead just about anywhere he goes and most of the time he doesn’t speak with their physical forms, but their energies still stuck on earth
and it’s a really cool ritual to get an actual physical body to come back to “life” but it involves too much blood and too much chanting for hoseok to ever try
and you are a strong believer in how ghosts are made up and fake and hoseok always chuckles under his breath when you’re like “the dead stay dead” and you wanna know why
so you keep pestering him and hoseok is like even if i told you you wouldn’t believe me
and you’re like try me !!! and he’s like “ok. i can call out dead people’s spirits and talk with them” and you’re like
well you’re like LOL you’re write i don’t believe you and hoseok huffs because fine let him prove it
and he’s like “you know how your family cat died when you were younger?? his name was mr. oreo right?” and you stop laughing because,,,,,how does he know that
and hoseok is like “when i call out a spirit i can do it by trying to call out spirits that follow alive humans. mr. oreo is following you right now. he keeps thinking you’ll get home and give him belly rubs.”
and you’re frozen because,,,,,holy hell how does he know that,,,,,,,
and hoseok is like “believe me now?”
and you’re like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,THATS SO COOL HOSEOK YOU’RE MAGICAL
and he’s like,,,,w,,,what??? because he DID NOT expect this reaction but at the same time he starts grinning and jumping up and down like “yeah!!!!! im magical!!!!!!” and you’re like omg grabbing his hand and you’re like we need to go to a cemetery or something we have to go talk to spirits!!!!!
and hoseok is like yeah we do- wAIT what cemetery heck no they’re creepy
and you’re like ?????? how can you find them creepy you literally bring back the dead
and he’s like nope. no. let’s just go over to my place and watch a ghost flick instead,,,,,,,,,,,and maybe ill try to summon the spirit of this old lady who lived above me before and you’re like cool sounds like a date
hoseok internally: screaming because you called this a date dghkbljfs
every part of him feels like it could heal any wound, from his smile to his soft hands to his sweet voice. but in reality it has to do mostly with his breathing and with concentration of his energy into the wound it’s actually a super tiring process and jimin usually passes out after healing just one person
but you know,,,,,,he’s still a glowing angel literally
it actually all matters on what type of illness the person has. for instance he can cure rashes with the touch of his finger, things like colds he has to focus only a bit of energy, but big bleeding wounds he has to hold his hands over the gashes or scratches and focus his energy into reviving the skin and tissue
and it’s really cool to watch because he emits this ring of golden when he’s completely focused and it looks really pretty,,,,,,,,aside from the fact that it’s literally like physically draining jimin of his own energy
you’re his assistant,,,,,since he faints after healing and needs his sweat dabbed from his forehead and things like that
you guess you’re a nurse,,,,,but jimin is much more magical than any doctor and he usually only heals other magical beings because if modern scientists found out about his abilities he’d probably just be taken in for experiments
and some of those beings are far from human looking, like jimin can also heal dragons and mermaids and even rejuvenate certain magical plants.
you yourself don’t have the ability to heal like jimin, but jimin trusts you since you’ve been childhood friends and sometimes after a hard days work
he’ll go “you know,,,,,,out of everything my power can do it can’t work on me,,,,,,” and you’re like what do you mean you can heal your scratches just like everyone else’s
and jimin embarrassing smiles to himself and he’s like “yes,,,,but i can’t heal my own heart from my feelings,,,,,” and he like looks over at you from behind his eyelashes and you’re tilting your head a bit in confusion and he just chuckles
and you’re like ???? and he’s like “it’s ok though,,,,,,i have you to heal those feelings,,,,,,,,” he whispers this part so you don’t really make it out but,,,,,,,,lmao even in a magical!au,,,,jimin is quite the romantic
from horses to dogs to ants to snakes to birds to fish
he can understand and talk to them all,,,,,,and you’d be surprised how gossipy animals really are
most other magical powers are inherited through family genetics and/or constant study of witchcraft but taehyung’s talent is singular to him because most people can only speak to one kind of animal,,,,,taehyung obviously can talk to them all
and people rumor that it’s because he was raised by wolves or something dumb like that. but it has more to do with the fact that taehyung just loves spending time with animals and so,,,,,,,he just picked up on as much as he could
and his favorite thing to do is to talk with domesticated pets. a lot of the times the stories are sad and dark, but sometimes the pets just spill embarrassing secrets and stories about their owners that make taehyung roll over in laughter
and that’s exactly what happens with you. as you’re walking your dog taehyung comes strolling by and asks if he can pet it and ofc you’re like sure!!!! and when he leans down
the dog is like “did you know every morning my owner turns on the same song,,,,,,,fire? i think is the name and they just dance around to it singing into a bursh like it’s a mic. isn’t that hilarious”
and taehyung can’t hold back his laughter and you’re like ???? and looking up at you taehyung gives you a once over and he’s like “i didn’t expect you to be the silly type.”
and you’re like ?????
and taehyung is like “i like that in someone, business on the outside but actually kind of goofy. im taehyung by the way, i also sing into a brush like a mic.”
and he sticks out his hand and you’re like wait what how does he KNOW,,,,,,,,but also,,,,,,,,,,,goofy??
and taehyung is like “your dog here told me kindly about your dorky side, it’s cute though.”
and ofc you think he’s joking but tbh he’s handsome and sweet so you’re like “do you have a pet? i want it to tell me something funny about you too so we’re even hehe”
and taehyung grins and looks down at your pup and while you’re distracted taehyung is like “hey , do you think i have a chance?”
and the dog is like “with my owner? no way. they’re too cute for.” and taehyung is like hEY did i just get insulted by a dog
(but dw taehyung,,,,,,obviously you wouldn’t say no to a cute date with him????? right~~)
incredibly playful in and out of wolf form, loves pulling pranks and challenging older wolfs in the pack to play fights
which is not surprising because when he shifts back into human form, his arms and legs are all bruised up from those play fights but jungkook thinks they make him look really cool and strong
everyone swoons over his athletic body and they’re like WOW he must swim or play volleyball to have such strong upper arms and legs
lmao no it’s that when he’s in wolf form he spends like 85% of the time running around like crazy,,,,,,,like a literal puppy
his wolf form is really pretty,,,,his coat is a light brown but the fur around his ears and paws gets snowy white
and his eyes get sparks of blue between the browns of his pupils
the only problem is he’s reckless and so sometimes he’ll get too excited and parts of him will shift without him knowing
which is how you find out he’s a werewolf because you’re over at his place beating him at video games and jungkook gets way to riled up and stands up and you look over and you’re like wait
why does he have a tail????? and ,,,,,,, are those,,,,,,,,,,ears on the top of his head?????
and once you’re like uh jungkook i think you’re mutating,,,,,,jungkook is like oH DAmmit the pack is gonna kill me
and you’re like the pack,,,,,,,???? and jungkook is like “well im halfway there might as well show you the whole thing” and before you know it he’s shaking his upper body and suddenly,,,,,,,,in the living room of your friend jungkook’s house is a big,,,,,,,,,,wolf
and you’re like WHAT IN GODS NAME but then the wolf like nudges the controller with his nose and points to the screen of the paused game with it’s paw and you look at it the character on the screen is named jungkook
and you look back at the wolf and you’re like,,,,,,,y,,,,,,,you’re,,,,,,,jungkook?!??!??!
and in a moment the wolf begins to shake it’s head and jungkook comes back to his human form and you’re like WOAH and he’s like “it’s cool isn’t it????”
and you’re like “y-yeah but also,,,,,,,,,” and your eyes are closed now and you’re like “you’re naked. please put on some clothes dog boy”
and jungkook is like DOG BOY
but also he runs out of there because right shifting,,,,,leaves one exposed
but when he comes back you’re like,,,,,,much more comfortable with the fact that your friends a werewolf and you’re like
“hey,,,,,,,can people hypothetically ride,,,,,,wolves like on their backs??”
and jungkook snorts like iM never letting you on my back
(but he actually ends up letting you get on his back in his wolf form because jungkook likes you and will never admit it but he wants to show off by running through the woods with you on his back and the face you make when you end up seeing how fast he is makes jungkook’s ego like x100000 times bigger and it’s cute ,,,,,,,,,,,, werewolf boy in love) (get the pun?)
Taeil - “what if u could get a tattoo it always looked like u had headphones in so no one would talk to u ever”
Hansol - “i put my dog down a slide when she was a puppy i dont think she liked it”
Johnny - “my fav kpop idol is pewdiepie”
Taeyong - “if i was a mother i’d accidentally leave my baby on a shelf in tescos”
Yuta - “*extreme deep anime voice* NAKAMOTO YUTA DESU”
Kun - “who needs languages when u have a middle finger”
Doyoung - “do they have cute bunnies in hell?”
Ten - “daddy johnny is better”
Jaehyun - “i probably was there but i’ve been everywhere so i cant remember”
Winwin - “i see people who recognise me but i dont recognise them so i smile/wave at them anyways then when they walk past i think "who the fuck was that”“
Jungwoo - "you boogie in the club whilst i’m crying in the club”
Lucas - “i have a high iq i just choose not to use it”
Mark - “i was gonna sleep but chicken nuggets are more important”
Renjun - “idk what my sexuality is so i’m just "yeah sure”“
Jeno - "i do ten squats then have a beer break”
Haechan - “i bite ppl all the time but they dont bite me back cuz im fuckin adorable”
Jaemin - “i only fell out of my wardrobe yesterday”
Chenle - “LMAO SCREAMING
Jisung - “i was at burger king and i think i accidentally lost £15”