yeah this is all you're getting out of me

#mollyhadthenightwatch 😔
  • *221B*
  • Sherlock & Molly: *sitting opposite each other*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherlock: *reaches for his phone*
  • Molly: *sits up*
  • Sherlock: *rolls his eyes* Relax. I'm ordering takeaway.
  • Molly: *frowns*
  • Sherlock: *smiles* For two.
  • Molly: *folds her arms*
  • Sherlock: *sighs; hands over his phone*
  • Molly: *stuffs it in her bra* I'm ordering *goes to the laptop*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: *eating chips*
  • Sherlock: *staring at her*
  • Molly: What?
  • Sherlock: You answered the door like that?
  • Molly: *confused* Like what?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Nevermind. I could snap you in half.
  • Molly: *raises her eyebrows* Excuse-
  • Sherlock: *annoyed* If I wanted to, Molly. I could easily overpower you. What makes you think you stand a chance?
  • Molly: *giggles* Try me.
  • Molly: *pinning Sherlock to the ground; smug* Satisfied?
  • Sherlock: *his face pressed into the floor* You're deceptively strong.
  • Molly: *stands up; smiling* And don't you forget it.
  • Sherlock: *jumps up; brushing himself down* By the way, that was arousing.
  • Molly: *gives him the look*
  • Sherlock: *sits down* Sorry.
  • <p> <b>Ciel:</b> *makes a sassy comment to someone else*<p/><b>Sebastian:</b> *smirks* Young Master is such a difficult person isn't he?<p/><b>Sebastian (internally, thinking to himself):</b> oooooOOOOOooooohhhhhhHHHHHH did YOU SeE THAT BURNNNNNNNNN THAT'S RIGHT YOUNG MASTER BURN THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PERSON JUST LIKE HOW THE FIRE BURNT YOUR PARENTS WAIT WUT<p/></p>

Summary: These pranks are getting pretty out of hand… Enough said.

Pairing: Warren x Reader

Warnings: It might be intense fluff, it might be light smut… Who knows? Swearing, as always.

A/N: Currently super pissed off at tumblr right now. I had like 3 stories I was going to publish today and they all got deleted, so that was fun. If you guys have any alternatives to tumblr drafts could you message me bc I’m legit so lost… 😱 Sorry that this is super late. You guys should request for sure because this writer’s block is killing me. 😭 😭 

Originally posted by snarling-through-our-smiles

“Shit!” You gasped as you felt the icy water soak through your clothes. In an instant, you felt another balloon explode against you, drenching you once more. “What the fuck?”

You wiped the water from your eyes, shivering against the wind. You had just come out of the mansion with Jubilee, heading to the pond for a nice, relaxing lunch with Jean, Scott, and Kurt. Instead, the moment you stepped outside, you were attacked. 


You looked up to find Warren and Peter, perched in a tree with a bucket of water balloons. They hi-fived before Warren swooped down and Peter skidded to a stop at your left side with a cool gust of wind. 

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anonymous asked:

Will we ever get more Gladstone comics? I love how you are portraying him and really want to see more! But I'm also satisfied with this one-shot :)

maybe! I have a lot on my plate rn though and yes I am VERY AWARE I NEED TO UPDATE TAPTJ but I fell out with it when photoshop ate the last five pages I slaved over :C so… yeah, maybe? maybe.

I have a lot of ideas for them I’m just sayin that

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

okay y’all, here’s my thing

i do miss watching ouat regularly and being an active part of the fandom, but it’s burned me out and i have no desire to trudge through it if it’s gonna be more of the … whatever 6a was (and i don’t know, it lost me early).

i’m excited about the cs spoilers (though not sure exactly how that’s gonna be executed, but okay) and i really really want them to fix their horrible oq mess and do it right (i honestly don’t think i ever recovered from how much i cried in 5x21 and a lot of that was losing robin) but…. i don’t think they will. i can’t get invested in oq only for it to be fucked up again.

i’ve not been feeling any of the character repetitions/weird retcons they want to do over and over and over. the writing has been flat bad and i have a lot of other shows that i am invested in that do me right and which i enjoy, i.e., i don’t have time or motivation to simply hate-watch. (it’s not hate, but you know what i mean.) i want to appreciate this show again for what it has brought to my life for a long time; i know there may not be more after this season, and i hope it goes out well rather than trying to claw one more year (not super excited about the casting spoilers for s7, JUST END IT DECENTLY GUYS)

so… advice for a jaded fandom grandmother who kinda wants to do the thing again, but has a boatload of salt and trust issues and other obstacles to get over if she does?

So apparently it’s been 1 year of GMFirst Date…

1 year of Maya dressing up nicely for Farkle
1 year of Maya slowly realizing that if she went out with Farkle, she won’t get hurt because “You know what’s the best part of going out with Farkle is? No matter what happens, I won’t get hurt”
1 year of Farkle “making a move” & kissing Maya’s hand
1 year of Maya seemingly impressed after Farkle kissed her hand ((and went home to question everything…although that was in the next episode))

I call this development in Riley’s character, but Riley making the move on Lucas on her first kiss ((Plus I like it whenever the female makes the move))
Lucas smiling sheepishly afterwards on the kiss
Lucas being blindly in love when Riley walked into the subway station bc couldn’t stop staring at her
Cory being intimated by Lucas because he didn’t want his daughter to be alone with him
Lucas getting permission from his future in-laws to ask out their daughter

Okay, so I get why people are disappointed and pissed off over Hallow’s pacing so far. They are going very fast - too fast, in my opinion. But I think I know why. 

DGM Hallow was marketed from the start as the Alma Karma arc, but they only have 13 episodes to squeeze all that content in. They’re rushing to get to the “important” part.

That really sucks for the fans (myself included) who like the Phantom Thief G arc and other arcs preceding Alma Karma. But I’m thinking once they reach the Alma arc, the pace will slow down and things will improve.

Stay positive, everybody. It’s okay to be disappointed and upset, but keep the faith. It ain’t over till it’s over!