yeah they do girl

Things Ravenclaws Say #43
  • Ravenclaw: Me and my partner aren't really one gender
  • Ravenclaw: I'm fluid, which is fun but sometimes I'm not sure what I want to be called
  • Ravenclaw: And my partner, well she's a they too.
  • Demi-girl partner: Yeah, but like, I'm sorta a girl
  • Ravenclaw: Anyways, we do experiments together
  • Demi-girl: Yeah, my datemate's pretty smart.
Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

its interesting watching Wonder Woman reviews on youtube 

every male reviewer I’ve watched has been like “yeah its a solid film. didn’t do anything spectacular.”

whereas every girl has been raving about it. it’s just interesting cause like…one dude was talking about how he didn’t really feel anything during the No Man’s Land scene and it just struck me bc like…obviously he didn’t feel shit because he’s seen something like it done a thousand times with male superheroes. 

like its bizarre cause i was nearly in tears during that scene, watching the soldiers get a burst of courage and follow a powerful, strong WOMAN into battle. she inspired them. that shit has pretty much NEVER been done in film before and as a woman, I thought it was breathtaking and refreshing 2 see.

so yeah. idk if that made any sense i just thought it was interesting.

In the DSOD sub, Yuugi says he and Atem talked during that scene, even though we as the audience didn’t get to see it. I’m going to pretend that the conversation went something like this:

Atem: So why aren’t you and Anzu married yet?

Yuugi: …………………………

Yuugi: Please go back to the afterlife now.

curious

how did lena go from “and who are you exactly?” to lets-walk-to-the-press-conference-with-this-rando-girl-i-just-met-and-talk-about-my-torn-relationship-with-my-incarcerated-brother in .002 seconds? 

like, if that’s not instantly whipped, i don’t know what is. 

Betcha all thought I wasn’t gonna make anything for Mermay. ;)))

I meant to do this sooner! But I lost track of the dates and forgot about this a lot do to distractions and life stuff. Here’s an OC in the form of a mermaid just for you guys!

someone: oh my god were you CRYING???

me, not even 4 minutes after a full on breakdown: 

seriously why people always wanna talk about how patriarchy affects men

like how do you hear something like “you throw like a girl!” and not realize that while one boy is being teased, literally the entire female sex is being told they suck at physical activity.

how can you look at that and just want to say “see! patriarchy hurts boys!!” No it doesn’t, not systemically. It tries to train them into actually being stronger than women, meaner to women. It teaches them that weak, and stupid are Girl things, and therefore all things girls do are stupid, inferior to things Boys do. How you want to look at that and say “yes, and look how that can hurt boys’ feelings!!” ???

Like no. i don’t wanna talk about boys. I don’t want to hear how their feelings got hurt when they got called a girl, as if their feelings getting hurt somehow overshadows the fact that being female is a shame, an insult, a curse. And I don’t understand why someone would want to make a boy’s feelings a priority in feminism. It’s a side effect, one that can be easily fixed if men wanted to fix it. They could start standing up for women, the women and girls in their life, they could teach their sons that women are not inferior, that the people who use ‘girl’ as an insult are in the wrong. 

But for some reason it has become feminism’s job, women’s job, to take care of boys’ and men’s feelings and comfort them. Just like always. Color me shocked.

a letter from Sasuke
  • Deidara: Yo, Itachi here is a letter from your stupid little brother
  • Itachi: Oh what did he write?
  • Deidara: Why don't you read it yourself?
  • Kisame: Deidara, he is nearly blind
  • Deidara: Ups. Sorry not sorry. okay, so he wants to let you know that he invites every Akatsuki except you to his wedding.
  • Itachi: I'm going anyway. So he finally found a cute girl?
  • Deidara: ... yeah....no...
  • Itachi: What do you mean?
  • Deidara: He is marrying that blond brat
  • Itachi: omg
  • Itachi: adorable
  • Lillie: Professor Kukui, Burnet...I'm gay.
  • Kukui: Yeah, we knew.
  • Lillie: What?! What do you mean?
  • Burnet: Sweetie, straight girls don't talk about how much they appreciate the other in a cave, walking out together while a rainbow appears in the sky.
  • Lillie: But-
  • Kukui: And you don't give a best friend your most prized possession before you leave.
  • Lillie: I-
  • Burnet: You guys left the party to head off to the ruins! Together!
  • Lillie: ...you're right, that is kind of obvious.

Me: *is attracted to female idol*
Me: yea shes definitely gay.,,100%.I can feel it ⚠️⚠️beep beep gaydar is beeping…its a gift…i just know.she is a gay….superlesbo….

Me: “A scientist is basically a detective in a labcoat. Detectives and scientists both make observations, develop questions from them, and make more observations in an attempt to find answers. Learning to observe and ask good questions is a life skill you will need even if you don’t become a scientist or a detective, so we’re going to practice on some trees. Let’s take a few minutes to look around at fallen logs and see what can be seen. Look closely, think critically, and pretend you’re detectives surveying a crime scene.”
Me: “Alright, time’s up. Detectives, gather around. What are some thoughts you have about the case?”
Girl: “Is it OK if we have evidence but we aren’t sure what happened?” 
Me: “Absolutely. That’s what the vast majority of scientific research is all about. Your observations and evidence can help you build a hypothesis, but there’s always a possibility that it could be wrong or that there’s evidence that contradicts your hypothesis.”
Girl: “Oh, okay, good. Then I have a hypothesis for how this tree got broken in half!”
Me: “Yeah? Do you want to share it with the class?”
Girl: “Yeah! A WIZARD DID IT!”
Me: “….I’m giving you an A–”
Girl: “YAY!”
Me: “–for ‘avada kedavra’.”

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DON’T LOOK AT ME PLS OMG
it gets a bit confusing to me coz i have a male oc that looks like how i draw zarya orz I FORGOT ZARYA’S TATTOOS IM SORRY