yeah that's what was stopping him

  • James : Nice to meet you I'm James Potter, son of Fleamont and Euphemia, also known as Prongs, chaser in the Gryffindor Quidditch team, Headboy and this is my friend-
  • Sirius *cuts him off*: Sirius Black, but in fact I'm white, huge family disappointment, queen of sass, prettiest bitch around here, good doggo, heartbreaker, Remus Lupin's best girl
  • James : ...
  • Sirius : Yeah and a star was named after me once
  • James : You were named after the star, padfoot
  • Sirius : That's what they want you to believe
Seventeen reaction to caught a guy trying to  pin their s/o to a wall and make out with them

tbh i think that they will react similiar to each other, but hope you enjoy! 

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S.Coups:

Saying that he’s angry isn’t enough. He knows that he can’t be aggresive towards that guy, because there could be rumors about that situation. He will push him off, grab him by shirt and be like “Try to touch her/him again, and i will cut your dick”

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

Jeonghan:

Angry, confused, all in. He will try to stay calm and just observe situation, but probably go and “/cough/ yo, mister, better let her/him go”

Originally posted by jeonghney

Joshua:

I think that this boy would like to see your reaction, and when he see that youre pushing him off, but guy is insistent, then he will absolutly help you

Originally posted by j-miki

Jun:

I think that he will be like S.Coups, but even better. He’s ready to beat that guy, because no one can touch his gf/bf. he will first just warn him, but if that guy is still too much, there would be probably a fight. 

Originally posted by 12fools

Hoshi:

This little cutie will not be sure whats going on tbh. I think that he will get the situation when its over and you do everything by yourself

Originally posted by fyhoshi

Wonwoo:

Probably chill. Ofc he will watch the situation, but he don’t really want to interrupt, until everything is ok and you can deal with it by yourself

Originally posted by mc-gyu

Woozi:

I think that he will be just like Wonwoo. He also know that his height and all are not really scary, if that guy is much taller it would be kinda……

But if the guy is too much, then he doesn’t really care bout that and will go 

Originally posted by 12fools

DK:

“Oh, boy, uhm, can u let her go or something? Yeah, thats nothing, but shes already taken and stuff..:

Originally posted by 12fools

Mingyu:

“OOOH FUCK WHAT CAN I DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO GOSH WHERE IS MY INHALER THE F–” in head for too long, so u dealed with guy by yourself. (Mingyu aka manly man)

Originally posted by minghaos

The8:

In that case i think he is exactly like Jihoon im sorry, theres nothing more to say. He’s the chill type but when its too much…u kno

Originally posted by cxlisto

Seungkwan:

He’s kinda reckless co he will probably go to that guy and tell him to stop but inside he’s shaking like a little girl (another manly man)

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

Vernon:

Chill and stressed in the same time. He will gently spoke to that guy, and he will please him to let you go. 

Originally posted by sneezes

Dino:

He really wants to be your hero like boys in movies but he’s scared tbh. If that boy don’t want to let you go, he will be really upset, and go like WHATEVER, I CAN GET BEATEN ONCE and go spoke to him

Originally posted by mc-gyu

Vlogger Confessions

Youtuber AU where Simon is a daily vlogger and Baz has no idea what his roommate is always filming.

For @snowbaz-feda

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]


Part 1

Classes are about to start next week and since I didn’t like the idea of living in the dorm, I’ve been looking at flats the whole morning. I’m hoping this one will be better than the previous two, since it’s close to the university, close enough that I can walk there.

I arrive and knock at the door. It takes a while but suddenly the door opens, and I can’t seem to be able to breath.

The guy standing at the door has soft curls and few moles on his face, he’s beautiful. He also has a questioning look on his face, like he doesn’t know why I’m here.

“Uh…hello, can I help you?” Fuck, he really doesn’t know. I called him two days ago.

“Simon Snow right? I came to check the room that you want to rent?” Moron.

He’s looking really embarrassed now “Oh…it’s already 11am? I’m so sorry, I lost track of time” I roll my eyes at that.

He lets me in, he’s blushing and saying some excuse, but I am not really listening. The living room is a mess, there are some boxes in the table, and a tripod with a camera in front of the couch, I want to ask what he’s been doing with that but I decide not to.

When Snow shows me the room, he’s still blushing for some reason and it looks great on him.

**

Two days before classes start, Fiona helps me bring my stuff up, and Snow insists on helping. She’s telling him a ridiculous story that happened a few years ago, and I just roll my eyes, of course she had to embarrass me in front of him, he’s laughing now and I realize a few seconds later that I’m staring.

Fiona gives me a knowing look, before she leaves.

When I’m bringing my last box from the living room, Snow comes from his door too and he’s talking, and at first I think he’s talking to someone on the phone, but he’s holding a camera and pointing it at himself. I raise one eyebrow, do I really want to ask what he’s doing?

When he notices me looking, he stops and starts blushing. “Sorry… Didn’t know you were here” and just leaves in a rush.

A few days pass and I barely see him in the flat. Sometimes one of his friends comes to fetch him, and he doesn’t come back until night, like today. I’m sitting, reading a book on the couch, when he arrives.

He’s holding a camera with his mouth, and has grocery bags in his arms. Perhaps I should help him, but I prefer to watch the stupid face he’s doing, like he’s surprised to see me here, again.

He drops everything in the counter and does something to his camera, wait was that recording? “Baz! How you’ve been? Didn’t know you were here.”

I roll my eyes, “You do know that I live here now, right?”

“Sorry, I just had so much to do today, had a project that took way longer to film than I was expecting.”

**

A few weeks have passed and Snow is still a mystery to me, he spends a lot of time outside of the house, so I think he goes to classes somewhere, and where he goes his camera goes too. I’m pretty sure he filmed me a few times now.

I think that today he’s doing something in the living room, there’s a tripod in there just like the first day I came here, and he kept asking me if I was going to the library, like I usually do every week on Saturday.

Snow wants me out of the apartment, and I’m determined to see why, so instead of staying in the library, I decide to just go and get my books.

I’m at the door and I can hear him talking, so I try to open the door as quietly as I can.

Snow has is laptop in the coffee table and he’s talking to his camera again, and his face is in the computer too. I realize that I can see myself in the background, the moment he stops in the middle of a sentence, frowning at the screen “You want to know who that is? Oh yeah thats Baz” and freezes.

“What the fuck are you doing?” I ask him, because he’s talking about me, and there seems to be a chat going on the screen.

“Sorry guys, gotta go for today, see you all soon!” and shuts down the chat thing.

“What was that?” He’s looking really embarrassed, and I should stop admiring the way he’s looking right now, with his eyes closed.

He takes a deep breath “I’m… a youtuber, I’m sorry I should have told you sooner.”

Oh. Of course. That explains the cameras, ”Why didn’t you?”

“People don’t really like it, they think it’s weird that I’m talking to a camera.”

“Well, It does look weird.” It really does, but at least now everything is starting to make sense.

“I tried to film as much as I can outside the house, so I wouldn’t bother you, but I really needed to film inside today” He’s looking sadly at his hands.

“Look Snow, if that’s your thing it’s fine, I don’t mind it as long as you don’t leave those tripods all over the place” because he keeps stumbling on them.


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Baking Lesson - Alfie Solomons

“Could I ask for an Alfie imagine where he is trying to teach his wife to bake” 

——————————————————–

“Do you think it’s done yet?” I ask Alfie, as he’s peering into the oven.

“Umm… no,” he says slamming the door to. “I’m thinking though, right, i’m thinking that this is another dodgy batch, we’ll start again.”

I know he’s trying to save my feelings because he’s managed to make a dozen buns and a loaf using the same ingredients I have, and all I’ve ended up with is a bunch of raw, flat dough.

“Alfie, just accept that I’m never going to be a baker, my talents lie elsewhere.”

We’re both covered in flour - me more so than Alfie - and we’ve been in the kitchen all day.

“Love, we own a bakery. It don’t look good if my own missus can’t even make a loaf of bread now does it?”

“Alfie. We don’t own a bakery. We own an illegal distill-”

He covers my mouth with his hand, coating me in a fresh layer of flour to shush me, pulling my chin to him to kiss me gently.

“Shh shh shh. We own a bakery darlin’, yeah? A bakery.

“Fine.” I relent, flopping against the counter. “Don’t mean I have to be able to bake bread though does it. If you’re that keen for it, bloody hire someone to make it!”

“I just thought it would be nice, you know, me comin’ back from work to you in ya little frilly apron, all mussed up like, kiddies running round, smell of fresh bread baking, you know?”

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anonymous asked:

Ok embarrassing confession time. UT, US, UF, and SF skele-bros and others if you want and please. They're sitting on a couch watching whatever movie with their crush(hopefully soon S/O) and one scene happens the boy in the film slips on ice and falls while the other laughs the crush says accidentally aloud "that's like me but I fell for you"

* Me flirting t b h


UT!Sans

He starts mad blushing but continues to try to act chill. Surely they didn’t mean it that way. What the hell would they ever see in him anyways? They probably meant it as a joke, yeah definitely. He gets really quiet, not even returning the pun as he overthinks then rethinks everything. He’s really distracted the next few times they hang out.

UT!Pap

“NO PUNS! STOP WITH YOUR– WAIT. O-OH I SEE! THE PUN WAS A JAPE TO DISTRACT ME FROM YOUR OVERWHELMING FEELINGS FOR ME. NONETHELESS, THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS NOT FOOLED! AND… H-HE ALSO RETURNS ROMANTIC FEELINGS B-BECAUSE… ICY YOUR GREATNESS AND IT MAKES ME FREEZE UP, NYEH!”
He strikes a dramatic pose, waiting for their response. It’s only if you look closely that you notice his hands are shaking and he’s sweating lightly.

UF!Sans

It takes like 2 full seconds for the flirt to sink in. He blushes slow, getting redder and redder the more he thinks about it until his entire face is alight with crimson. He’s suddenly really stiff and if he had a heart it would be beating so fast. He starts sweating a lot. Did they just? But no, that can’t be it why would they? But what if-? He clears his throat with a flimsy ass excuse a curt, “u-uh i hav’ta go it’s um. suddenly, i just remembered… ya.” Blips back to his bedroom to probably regret existence.

UF!Pap

He just stares at them for awhile, gearing up to blurt something out, until they get uncomfortable. When they finally look at him all “wtf dude” he goes “IF THAT IS YOUR WAY OF FLIRTING THEN YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I ACCEPT BECAUSE I DO FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE AS WELL.”

US!Sans

His eyes go wide and he scrambles to pause the movie. He takes their hands in his. “MY FRIEND HUMAN, DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID?” 
Depending on their answer, he either pretends nothing happened or launches into a full confessional speech.

US!Pap

He replies, “Haha same.” Before registering what they even said. Then he does and his eyes widen but it’s too late. His crush turns to him, also wide-eyed and lightly blushing.
“Wait what?” They say.
“What?” He looks away.
“What.” They start to doubt.
“Um. Yeah.” He clarifies.
“Well, okay.” They cough.
Silence.
Silence.
“Um are we dating now?”

SF!Sans

He ignores their comment, pretending he didn’t hear. Internally he is ACTUALLY SCREAMING but he doesn’t want this to be how his confession plays out. When he does confess, it will be grand and memorable, not on a couch watching a shitty movie. At least now he knows they probably return his feelings, that makes things much easier.

SF!Pap

u M????????????
He does a double take at their expression to discern whether they’re serious or just joking. Pretending to be super chill, he forces his posture to relax and face the movie screening.
“That’s like me but I fell harder.” He responds, then immediately cringes. Goodbye dignity, rip, farewell, there it goes.

What went down in Copycat
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Alya: I think it's time you called Adrien
  • Marinette: HE MUST NEVER KNOW
  • Alya: you mean about your crush on him? or about some deep and incredibly plot-relevant secret that you're keeping from everyone?
  • Marinette: um...the first one? bc I defs don't have any secrets
  • Alya: yeah I think he already knows you have a crush on him
  • Alya: and probs your secret too honestly
  • Alya: I think we all know about that
  • Marinette: oh come on lemme just call him already
  • Phone: hello you've reached Adrien Agreste, fashion disaster extraordinare, and I think you're stunningly gorgeous
  • Marinette: AAAAAAAAH
  • Phone: psyche, this is his auto-responder, just leave your message now
  • Marinette: AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH
  • Phone: message saved!
  • Marinette: HE MUST NEVER KNOW
  • Alya: for once I agree
  • Marinette: imma steal his phone
  • Alya: you're gonna what now
  • Marinette: it's what I do best
  • Alya: kk well imma go to this ceremony thing where they're gonna unveil that statue of you
  • Marinette: OH HOLY FRICKEN CHEETONUGGETS I HAVE TO GO TO THAT
  • Alya: yeah you're defs keepin that secret identity hidden from everyone
  • Adrien: *is cool and has a sword*
  • Plagg: you have one new message!
  • Adrien: lemme listen to it
  • Plagg: oh it's not recorded
  • Plagg: I answered the phone and pretended to be your auto-responder
  • Adrien: well who was it and what did they say?
  • Plagg: it was Marinette basically just being herself
  • Adrien: gotcha
  • Plagg: shouldn't we go to the statue thing
  • Adrien: yep! Plagg, catify me!
  • Chat Noir: *allons-y's himself over to the park*
  • Théo: hey Chat Noir where's Ladybug?
  • Chat Noir: defs on a date with me
  • Théo: um what
  • Chat Noir: you can kiss your chances with her goodbye
  • Théo: I didn't even—
  • Chat Noir: BYE BYE THÉO'S CHANCES
  • Théo: that was weird
  • Théo: anyway I'm sure she's doing something very important
  • Marinette: TIKKI HELP ME BREAK INTO THIS LOCKER
  • Tikki: which one
  • Marinette: ALL OF THEM
  • Tikki: I think maybe you should calm down
  • Marinette: SDBYFBJDVHFAWIXVNZ
  • Tikki: here I found the phone now calm down!
  • Marinette: I WILL NOW ERASE THE MESSAGE
  • Tikki: ok how are you gonna do that
  • Marinette: *spikes phone into the ground*
  • Tikki: I guess that works
  • Chat Noir: well she didn't show up so she defs loves me more than you
  • Théo: why are you going on about th—
  • Chat Noir: SHE DEFS LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU
  • Théo: fine imma go get akumatized I guess
  • Hawkmoth: hey Théo do you wanna replace that guy
  • Théo: that guy?
  • Hawkmoth: that guy
  • Théo: why would I wanna be that guy
  • Hawkmoth: idk maybe you could steal valuable artworks?
  • Théo: ok I guess
  • Copycat: *steals the Mona Lisa*
  • Roger: ok officers listen up
  • Roger: so Chat Noir's stolen a painting and this is definitely him and there's nothing suspicious about it despite his past behavior not matching this in the slightest
  • Roger: so here's our foolproof plan
  • Roger: when he shows up and says the cat burglar was an imposter imma pretend to believe him
  • Roger: and then imma lead him to where the painting was
  • Roger: and imma trip the alarm to close the gate and trap him in there
  • Roger: and then I'll leave him unsupervised because he defs doesn't have any powers that could break through a metal gate
  • Roger: and that's how we'll capture him bc this is the best possible plan
  • Chat Noir: I'm standing right here
  • Roger: oh hey Chat Noir! you wanna see the site of the burglary
  • Chat Noir: I was gonna be cooperative but you just said you're planning to trap me so instead imma run away
  • Roger: chase after him! with helicopters!
  • Chat Noir: *evades helicopters*
  • Ladybug: *calls Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: so just a hunch but the akumatized villain is probs that sculptor guy who said he was gonna go get akumatized
  • Ladybug: kk where you at
  • Chat Noir: I must face him alone
  • Ladybug: ok but here's a better idea
  • Ladybug: what if you face him alone but with backup from me
  • Chat Noir: oh yeah that's way better and I probs won't die now
  • Copycat: HEY GUYS
  • Chat Noir: I guess the cat's out of the bag
  • Copycat: dammit! I was just about to say that! stop stealing my puns
  • Chat Noir: stop stealing my identity
  • Copycat: ok that's a valid piece of criticism and now imma beat you up
  • Ladybug: and imma beat up both of you!
  • Chat Noir: what really?
  • Ladybug: jk no, I have no spoons for this fight
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *spoon happens*
  • Ladybug: correction, I have one spoon for this fight
  • Copycat: you can't beat me with a spoon!
  • Ladybug: *beats him with a spoon*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Chat Noir: no that one's him this is me
  • Ladybug: whoops
  • *beats the actual Copycat with a spoon*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Alya: so Marinette do you still have Adrien's phone
  • Marinette: yeah it's here. and there. and there.
  • Alya: you spiked it into the ground, didn't you
  • Marinette: mebbe
  • Alya: well I'm sure he'll defs date you now
  • Adrien: *defs dates her*
  • Alya: WHAT
  • ROLL CREDITS
Set it off *Imagine, Josh Dun*

-Gosh I’m not sure, Just sorta a weird dream I had last night, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Help. (Side note do yall know how long it took me to find a picture that somewhat fit this scenario? Very flipping long) *Trigger warning?- Panic attack*

Originally posted by joshdunfuckme

It started out minor, If I didn’t already struggle with Anxiety I wouldn’t have caught on, which is why Tyler Probably let it go un-noticed… Passing Josh’s foot tapping off as ‘Just excitement’ But it was far from that. I could tell by the look in his eyes. He was far from excited. The moment the interview was done, I saw Josh jump up and run to a dressing room, I, Imideoiatly ran in right after him, He was huddled in the corner of the room. I took a seat in front of him and forced him to look at me. 

“I don’t know if I can do this… No-Not tonight” He was shaking and holding onto my arms tightly “Josh, It’s okay, baby, Just breathe” He nodded and leaned forward more, still shaking “I’m sorry, I know how bad your anxiety gets, I shouldn’t be having you help me…” I shook my head “I’m fine” I lied… I wasn’t going to let him know that this was setting off a panic attack of my own… I wasn’t about to lay the blame on him… “P-Promise?” I nodded my head, trying to convince me more than Him at this point “I promise, Josh. You need to calm down, They all love you out there” He shook his head “What If I mess up!” I laughed slightly “Impossible, Josh You got this. Just like every other night, Every other concert, Look you at a sold out show, Look how far you both have come” The whole time I’m trying to bite down my own anxiety for the sake of my boyfriend, Because that won’t be good for either of us.

“Is he okay? Were On in ten minutes” Tyler asked, concern flooding his voice “He’s gonna be fine, I’ll have him out in five” I smiled, But it’s hard to smile through a panic attack that’s about to hit full force. “Are you okay?” Tyler then questioned, I gave a weak smile “I’m fine” I insisted still rubbing Josh’s back. He gave me an uncertain look but shrugged it off.
“You’d tell me If you weren’t okay right?” Josh looked up at me with puppy dog eyes, I rolled my eyes “That’s not important right now, Whats important is getting you calm and ready” He took a deep breath and nodded “Yeah…” Another deep breath “Okay” He sniffed a little “You okay now?” He nodded “Thank you, I love you” He gave a small kiss to my cheek then jumped up. Almost like nothing happened, But you could still tell he was nervose, But nothing he couldn’t handle.

The moment he walked out that door, though, I pushed myself into the spot he had just been sitting in and placed my head between my knees. Trying to steady the breathing of my own. I felt my chest twist in fear, knowing this was going to be a really long 49 minutes. Part of me wanted to go after him, Tell him I wasn’t okay, That I needed him to help me. But a bigger part of me knew that was highly selfish and that there are several hundred fans out there eagerly waiting for them to come on. So I’m flying solo on this…

I could hear the drums, the overwhelming sound of the base drum echoing throughout the relatively quiet hallway. It all sounded so distorted. My vision was blurring and I couldn’t concentrate.  I wrapped my hands around my head and put my head between my knees. Trying my hardest not to let out a noise. Because if I let out a noise, Mark will hear, If Mark hears he’ll come, He’ll come and He’ll see, He’ll see and He’ll ask questions, He’ll ask questions and He’ll find out and once he finds out he’ll go get Josh, Then that ruins their concert, Josh will have to come off stage, come back here to me, struggle for five minutes for me to let him touch me, sit for fifteen minutes till I’m calm enough to talk, then another ten minutes of almost panicking again for being a bother and pulling him away from something important… It’s just not worth it, I could wait till they were done, who knows I could be better by then.

“Hey, some fans ar- Are you okay?!” Shoot… Mark “I’m f-fine” I insisted “No you’re not, I’m gonna go ge-” “N-NO, Please DON’T” I choked “I’m fine, I promise… I don’t wanna bother him” He sighed and walked away ‘please don’t get him…’  
Another ten minutes passed and it just seemed to be getting worse, my chest was aching and I felt as if I was going to pass out any second. I heard the music stop and Tyler start to talk. Moments later I heard an angry voice “WHY DIDN’T YOU COME GET ME!?” …shoot… “-Didn’t want to bother you, Josh I’m sorry!” I heard the tail end of Marks comment as they got closer, “I DO NOT CARE, NEXT TIME YOU COME GET ME!” then I saw him come into the door frame, fear on his face.

“Oh gosh, Baby” His voice broke as he ran over to me “It’s okay, I’m here, You need to breathe okay?” I shook as he spoke, trying to follow his instructions “When did this start, how long have you been sitting here like this?” Worry and concern was etched into his perfect face, I look I hated seeing and hated, even more, knowing it’s because of me… Knowing I’m the reason he looks pained. “Si-ince be-efore yours ended…” Guilt washed over his face “It’s my fault?” I instantly felt sick, and the only thing I could do at this point was shake my head, “I’m sorry” I sobbed wrapping my fingers in my hair and pulling, trying to distract myself from the horrid feeling in my chest and the fact that my throat is closing in.

“Okay, Hey, You’re okay” He soothed “N-no.. Stop, I don’t wanna set off your anxiety again…” I knew what I was saying was nonsense but I couldn’t think properly and I wanted more than anything to just disappear and to stop feeling this way “I’m fine, I’m under control. You’re not” I shook my head “Thats the same thing I said” He scoffed slightly “But I mean it” I sighed leaning into him letting him rub my back.

As soon as I let him help me it went quicker than I expected.. five minutes tops.
“Are you okay now, Love?” I sighed with a slight smile “Yeah… Thank you…” He smiled back, “I think I should thank you too”

____________________

Um what did I just write? 

my mind is blind to everything but you [monty/miller with some bellamy/clarke, the 100, hogwarts AU, 6k]

sequel to can’t control my feelings, can’t control my thoughts

After they’ve sorted out the whole Clarke takes a love potion disaster, Monty comes up with an idea that will make the love potion even more effective. The problem is, it involves a trip to the Forbidden Forest. Miller’s not on board.

“I just feel bad. If I had been less distracted by your quidditch practice, I might have put a stop to all this before it happened and you wouldn’t have had to, you know. Feel all tingly around Clarke.”

Miller shudders. “Let’s never talk about that again.”

“It was weird, right?”

“What did I just say?”

“Like Clarke is pretty, but that was such a strange feeling, like my brain was shouting at me about how pretty she was. I should have realized something was up. My brain’s never done that before.”

“About Clarke?” Miller asks, before he can stop himself.

Monty looks down at his hands. “About anyone. That’s not…that didn’t feel anything like what I feel when I, well. You know.”

Miller leans his head back against the stone, shuts his eyes. “Yeah. I know.”

The glittery surge beneath his skin when Clarke had touched him had chemical, dizzying, like someone had set off strobe lights in his brain. It doesn’t feel like that with Monty. When Monty touches him, the world stands still.

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anonymous asked:

Thomas obviously doesn't want to harm Alex like he wants him to but didn't you say something about how Thomas is slowly starting to enjoy it as well and that scares him? That's he's scared of going overboard and /actually/ hurting Alex one day? And is there a point where it's actually too much for Alex? :00

Yeah..that what he fears might happened, and I’m pretty sure once he realized that he’ll decide to stop the affair.

Yes, there are times..and if that happens Thomas will give him a week or more break for him to heal

anonymous asked:

MAYBE A BLURB ABOUT CONFORTING HARRY AFTER THE STALKING INCIDENT please i offer you my first born son as compensation

I think he’d giggle at how mad it made you. Like he’d be a little pissy telling you about the situation over the phone, but then it would make him giggle how passionate you got.

“They had NO RIGHT Harry. They absolutely had no right and you shouldn’t have even stopped for them.”

“Yeah but they weren’t gonna stop.”

“THATS WHEN YOU CALL THE COPS, HARRY.”

“What?!” He laughs. “Petal m'not gonna call the cops.”

PERCY AND SEA PUNS: EXTENDED VERSION
  • Percy: What did one ocean say to the other?
  • Jason: *Trying to keep the mast up during a storm* I'm a little busy here Percy.
  • Percy: *Ignores him* Nothing, they just waved.
  • Jason: *Succeeds* Oh that's nice. You're funny.
  • Percy: Did you SEA what I did there?
  • Jason: Yeah I got it.
  • Percy: Are you SHORE?
  • Jason: Yes.
  • Annabeth: Stop tormenting Jason, your jokes suck.
  • Percy: Don't be such a BEACH.
  • Annabeth: Percy. Don't.
  • Percy: Water you saying?
  • Annabeth: Percy, I've heard all of them. You've told me each one more that ten times. Now STOP and help out or just do something productive.
  • Percy: Fine. If that's what you want, I'll just go KRILL myself.
  • Annabeth: ....
  • Jason: How long do these usually last?
  • Annabeth: He's not even halfway through.
  • Percy: None of you seem to care about the fact that I just TIDE.
  • Leo: Noooooo I FISH you'd come back.
  • Annabeth: I'm done with life. I had better hopes from you Leo.
  • Jason: Why dude. You have a better sense of humor than this.
  • Percy: I was going to stop but since Leo is a good friend, I SHELL continue.
  • Leo: Let's SAND the ones with no sense of humor away.
  • Jason: .......
  • Annabeth: Are you telling me they've never done this to you before?
  • Jason: Nope...
  • Nico: Damn, you're lucky.
  • Leo and Percy: *at the same time* THAT'S WHAT ONE RIVER SAID TO THE OTHER.
  • Annabeth: NICO.
  • Nico: I'M SORRY I FORGOT...
  • Percy: Are you guys tide of these jokes? Because i understand that after a whale they're kind of predictable.
  • Leo: Nah man I think they have their own porpoise.
  • *Five minutes later*
  • Leo: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT. IT WAS A TOILET. I WILL MAKE YOU ALL WALK THE PLANKTON.
  • Percy: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THEM RIGHT NOW? SEARIOUSLY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE. RIDING A WIND HORSE IS NOT FUN.
  • Annabeth: They haven't changed, have they?
  • Jason: Nope.
  • Annabeth: *sighs*

roguesareth  asked:

Apparently Richard Spencer got punched before the TV interview and thats what initially prompted the reporters to go speak with him. So Nazi punching literally gave the Nazi enough media interest to get on air.

Yeah, that’s another problem, STOP GIVING HIM FUCKING ATTENTION.

Because he and his buddies are just gonna use that to turn him into a martyr to get more idiots to join his cause and then they might turn into an actual problem!

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James Flint/Thomas Hamilton Appreciation Week

 Day 1 - Why do you ship them? 

Rather extensive gushing over the two under the cut ~

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Pabo

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Genre: CollegeAU / Fluff / Angst / Possible Series?
Word Count: 882 

Summary: Getting technique tips from your boyfriends best friend sounded like a smart idea at first. Now it just sounds dirty…

Author’s Note: I’m thinking of making this into a series but I don’t know at this point. Also, Its my first scenario so please don’t judge it too harshly. Besides that, I hope you guys enjoy it! :)


“Okay, so what you’re going to wanna do is make an oval with your lips. Like this,” Namjoon made an exaggerated oval shape with his mouth as an example.

You tried to copy his lip shape as best as possible, while simultaneously trying to control your laughter at your current situation. I mean, getting your boyfriends best friend to give you tips on something you’ve been doing since you were sixteen is slightly embarrassing. The entire situation is just made worse by the fact that you and Namjoon are sat “criss-cross-applesause" style on the living room floor of you and your boyfriends shared apartment while Yoongi is studying at the library.

“Like this?” you asked while pointing at your now oddly contorted lips.

“Yeah like that! Okay, the next step is to flick your tongue lightly. That way-“Namjoon stopped as soon as he heard the front door slam shut.

“What the fuck is this?” Yoongi said while taking off his shoes.

You froze is place. Fuck. This was suppose to be a surprise for Yoongi, but of course, he just had to walk in at the worst time.

“Well, It was suppose to be a surprise but I guess thats not happening now,” you said while standing up and walking over to him. Yoongi still hadn’t moved from his spot in front of the door, even when you wrapped your arms around his torso to greet him. The expression on his face was a mixture of anger and worry and you giggled at what he must think of what was happening. “Namjoon was teaching me smoke tricks with my new vape, idiot.” Yoongi’s face instantly relaxed at your statement and wrapped one arm around your shoulders and gave you a light peck on the cheek. “You said you thought smoke tricks were hot so I figured I’d surprise you.” You slapped his chest lightly while walking back to your previous spot next to Namjoon on the couch.

“She wanted to learn how to do rings but the crack in the window keeps letting in a breeze, so they blow away as soon as she tries,” Namjoon said rolling his eyes while refilling his own tank with liquid.

“Don’t blame me,” Yoongi said shuffling around in the kitchen, looking for what I can only assume to be duct tape to cover the crack. “Y/N’s the one who told him about American football and gave him an actual ball to throw in the apartment.” He chuckled slightly at your inability to say no to showing Taehyung things from your home country. It started out with binge watching some old 80’s action movies and quickly escalated to him yelling “Hey Y/N! How far do you think I can throw this?” Luckily, that day ended shortly after Yoongi took the ball and chucked it at Tae’s forehead for breaking our window.

“Listen here. I only show him this stuff because he calls me every hour till I explain something new.” You said after getting annoyed with not being able to make a single ring. Both boys chuckled at your frustration. Yoongi playfully rolled his eyes at you while taking a strip of tape over to the window and patting it into place.

After filling up his tank with vape liquid, Namjoon packed up his bag and stood up from the couch, “Well I better go, Professor Basu just assigned a 7 page paper about the controversy of the law of quantum mechanics.”

“Is that even a real law?” you ask.

He shrugs, “According to my 300 dollar textbook it is.”

Yoongi grabs the T.V. remote and flops down on the couch beside you. “That’s what you get for being in the honors college.” He says without taking his eyes off the screen.

“Yeah, yeah. I know,” Namjoon says as he shuts the door behind him.  
The room goes quiet for a bit as you continue trying to get this trick down and Yoongi flips through the channels.

“So, are you really gonna learn how to do smoke tricks?” he asks out of no where. You smirk at his question knowing just how to get revenge on him for ruining his own damn surprise.
“Well, I already know how to do one,” you say while moving straddle his lap on the couch. His eyes go dark with lust and he licks his lips desperately.

“Which one?” he asks as you take a deep breath from your vape.

“French inhale,” you say as smoothly as possible and open your mouth slightly in order to allow the smoke to enter your nose. Yoongi’s jaw drops at the extremely basic smoke trick and swallows hard.

“Fuck, I love you.” He says deeply. You smirk and quickly get off the twenty-something year olds lap.

“I know,” you say as you walk towards the kitchen. “Now what do you want for dinner?” Yoongi lays his head over the arm of the couch in defeat and chuckles at how you just played him.

“You,” he says quietly, probably only meaning for himself to hear. You smirk and roll your eyes at his remark while looking through the bar counter window.

“Shut up, pabo,” you say while turning towards the fridge.

“I love you too babe.”

im about to get real messy but harry keeps on wearing rainbow in private (the rainbow bracelet on the yacht, the rainbow pin today when he was avoiding fans) and like ….. no ally would do that lmao thats something people in the community do in order to uplift ourselves when its not pride and we’re just going out and about or we’re around ppl we trust or we’re just doing it because it makes us feel good about our sexuality or gender so yeah it might be messy to say but to assume harry is straight is heternormative im not saying what his sexuality is but i really wish ppl stop pushing their ideals onto him and this also goes for people who call him gay cause of a ship or ppl who pressure him in any way shape or form to “come out” if harry ever does i really hope ppl dont say “omg i knew it” just support him if he does 

sexuality is always a messy topic and i dont want to say the wrong thing but i just cant get over the rainbow pin i just cant 

The packs sees the marks you left on Derek’s neck from the night before (fluffy imagine- some talk of smut)

Derek came home and seemed very stressed from recent activities going on in Beacon Hills so you decided to give him some extra love and attention that night.

You both are sitting on the couch after dinner watching TV together, relaxing, when you move over and sit on his lap straddling him wrapping your arms around his neck, causing him to smile and look up at you “hey babe” he says leaning in to kiss you and you kiss back running your hands down his chest and under his shirt feeling his muscles and slightly applying pressure to his pants making him jump a bit, surprised at your actions. “y/n” he says placing is hands on your thighs rubbing them “yes” you say pulling your hands out and placing them on top of his hands “whats this all about?” he asks pulling you in by the lower back to be closer to him “you seemed really stressed when you got home today” you answer and he smiles “and I wanted to give you some extra attention to take your mind off things” you finish and he leans in and you kiss him running your hands through his hair and he kisses back but pulls away after a second “thank you” he says quickly kissing your forehead then down your nose to your lips making you smile. “I’m not going to lie I want this too” you whisper in his ear “I can’t help myself seeing you with morning hair, shirtless laying next to me” you say kissing his jaw and you sit back up looking at him biting your lip and he is just smiling “what?!” you say unsure why his smile is so big “you so damn amazing” he says laughing and you smile sitting up straighter “you are pretty damn amazing too” you say moving your hands down to the button on his pants and slowly unbuttoning them and you feel him harden beneath you making you smile. you unzip his jeans and he lifts his hips a bit yo allow you to pull them down and off his legs leaving him in his boxers and a navy t-shirt. he notices you looking at his boner a few seconds longer then normal, he pulls you attention back to his eyes and smiles at you “what is it?’ he asks pulling you in so you are sitting just above his waist “I still get so excited and turned on knowing you are attracted to me and that I turn you on” you answer looking at him blushing and he smiles at your response “thats cute” he says and you laugh “derek i mean it” you say crossing your arms “i know and i love it you are insanely attractive and you don’t even have to do anything to turn me on, you walk around in underwear and my t-shirt and i honestly can’t get enough of that and besides all that you are smart and funny and don’t take anybodies shit and i love it all” he says holding your hands and you blush leaning in putting your head into his neck kissing it and then up his jaw “see like that, you are so amazing derek thank you thank you so much” you say moving to kiss his lips and he lets go of your hands and holds your face gently holding you there and after minute you feel his hands move down your back and pulling up at the hem of your sweatshirt and you lift your arms allowing him to, leaving you in nothing and Derek looks up at you with dark eyes “that was a nice surprise” he says and you laugh “yeah I bet it was, even though I thought by now you’d know I hardly ever wear a bra” you say placing your hands on his shirt hem “I know I just I wasn’t thinking about it” he says smiling at you and you begin lifting his shirt and he helps and you drop it on the floor “That was a nice surprise” you say mocking him at his now bare chest and he laughs “okay okay he says pulling you in kissing you and then down your neck staying for a few moments making sure to leave a few marks, and you let out a few small moans pleasing Derek. He pulls away moving down to give each boob some attention, sucking on each one long enough to cause you slight pleasure. As he pulls away he moves his hands down to your waist and wraps his hands under the waistband of your shorts and you lift up a bit to allow him to pull them off leaving you in some red lace underwear. he lifts up and kisses you “time for you to be naked” you say biting your lip “someones eager” he says happily “looks who’s talking” you say pulling off hi boxers letting his boner spring free and hit his stomach and he laughs “true” he says pulling you in. You pick up his hands and place them on your underwear band and he pulls them off leaving you both naked. “let me ride you” you say sitting on his lap still and his eyes go big at your comment “um yeah.” he says excited “yeah you can” and you smile at his excitement “okay well I haven’t ever done this” you say looking up at him “i know its okay believe me I’m already so turned on from all that you’ve done, you sitting here looking beautiful as ever in front of me, and you just said you wanted to ride me, anything you do will be amazing” he says rubbing your back giving your butt a small squeeze and you smile at his actions “derek” you say in a half laugh half yell and he smiles “I’ve just had this vision of riding you and I just figured right now would be a good time to do so” you say and he nods and before he can speak you kiss him and pull away moving to his neck leaving marks all over as you slowly move down on him feeling your walls stretch.              Derek comes not long after, as he wasn’t lying when he said he was extremely turned on, as he releases you feel your climax coming and one more thrust and you let go on Derek. He pulls out and you sit on his lap trying to catch your breathe as is he. “babe that was insane” he says rubbing your back as you lay on his chest “yes” you say “i really liked that” you continue and you hear him chuckle “you glad I liked it?” you ask pushing up off him to look at him knowing he’s happy you liked it because he loved it “yeah I am glad you liked it” he says smiling laughing letting his head fall back “it was so damn hot” he says covering his eyes embarrassed and you laugh getting up off him “come on lets shower” you say and he nods holing your hands and picking you up bridal style making you laugh as he carries you to the bathroom to clean up.

*next day*

You and Derek wake up and he has to go early for a pack meeting. You kiss him goodbye and stay in bed a bit longer. 

“Have a fun night last night Derek?” Stiles says nudging Scott and Derek realizes he didn’t cover up the marks on his neck you had left on him last night. “Shut up Stiles” he says in his normal intense voice and Stiles and Scott laugh “remember when I had to cover or you and Allison because you two couldn’t keep your hormones to yourselves.” Derek says looking at Scott and Scott stops laughing and nods “yeah” he says and Derek looks at Stiles still laughing “want me to say something about your relationship life Stiles?” Derek says sternly and Stiles stops laughing “you had to go there” he says and Derek nods “then shut up” Derek says and Stiles nods no longer laughing “thats what I thought” Derek says turning around. But Scott and Stiles let out a few whistles as they can see some scratch marks left on his neck an he turns around “you got some um, a few scratches on your neck” Stiles says sarcastically as usual. and Derek shakes his head and turns back around walking away.

“y/n!” Derek yells as he walks in the door to his loft to find you sitting on the couch. “yeah?” you ask turning to face him “next time can you maybe leave marks on areas that can be covered easily?” he asks mourning toward the hikes and scratches you let ton him. you laugh “babe, the whole pack saw, Scott and Stiles wouldn’t shut up about it” Derek says kind of frustrated “so what, at least you are getting some” you say as he walks over to the couch and sits next to you and he smiles at you “they just wish they were getting what you were getting” you add kissing him as he pulls you in for a hug and cuddle “last night was amazing” he says as you can tell he is thinking about what went down and how much he liked it “yes it was, so don’t let it bother you besides look what you gave me” you say pulling your shirt down to reveal hicks he left on your neck and down your chest. You see him smirk “and let me tell you these are not going to be easy to cover up to my parents when I see them later” you say smiling, sitting on his lap an she laughs “you are right, mark me wherever you want” he says kissing each mark softly and you moan slightly at his touch. “wait for tonight” he says hearing your moans and you mona again “don’t teas me right now Derek” you say and he laughs “sorry O can’t help myself sometimes” and you nod “i know” and you both kiss as you sit on his lap facing the tv as he wraps his arms around you and you both relax for awhile.


Hope you like it! ended up being way more smut then I originally thought but I don’t mind I like it! 

  • Bruce: That wasn't what I asked.
  • Tim: Well, you should have been more specific.
  • Bruce: I would think that after several years of working together, you would be aware of my communication.
  • Tim: Except that your "communication" isn't communication at all. Besides, I don't know why you're upset with me. It was Jason who did it.
  • Jason: DICK!
  • Dick: WHAT
  • Jason: Not you, you squished roach, I'm talking to Captain Traitor.
  • Bruce: Jason--
  • Tim: It's not being a traitor if there is no alliance.
  • Jason: You said "It's none of my business."
  • Tim: JUST LIKE TRYING TO KILL ME WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
  • Bruce: Tim--
  • Jason: YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE
  • Tim: NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING!
  • Dick: Wait a minute--
  • Jason: SHUT UP
  • Tim: YOU DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP
  • Bruce: Dick, I've got this handled.
  • Dick: Oh, just like you had Damian's training handled last Tuesday?
  • Bruce: I said no knives!
  • Damian: YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY
  • Tim: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
  • Bruce: I'VE ALWAYS SAID NO KNIVES
  • Jason: THAT'S NOT BEEN MY EXPERIENCE
  • Dick: SHUT UP
  • Tim: DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP
  • Damian: SHUT UP, DRAKE, YOU DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP
  • Bruce: DAMIAN
  • Dick: TIM
  • Alfred: Miss Cassandra, if you would please stop filming this spectacle.
  • Jason: YEAH, AND I WAS TIPPED OFF BY HER ANYWAYS
  • Bruce: CASSANDRA
  • Cassandra: JASON
  • Tim: DICK CONTROL YOUR BRAT
  • Dick: DAMIAN
  • Bruce: DAMIAN
  • Jason: GIVE HIM A BREAK, SHIT'S SAKE
  • Bruce: JASON
  • Tim: STOP FILMING
  • Bruce: CASSANDRA
  • Dick: YEAH APPARENTLY PHOTOGRAPHY IS TIM'S THING
  • Bruce: DICK
  • Tim: YOU DICK
  • Bruce: TIM
  • Jason: YOU'RE THE DICK
  • Bruce: JASON
  • Tim: GET THE GREMLIN OFF OF ME
  • Dick: DAMIAN
  • Jason: CASS
  • Cassandra: TIM
  • Stephanie: STEPHANIE!
  • Duke: No one was yelling at you, though.
  • Stephanie: I know, I was feeling left out.
  • Everyone else: *descends into chaos*
  • friend: hey, how's your exam today?
  • me: victor and yuuri are engaged now my exam doesn't matter
  • friend: but don't you have to pass-
  • me: victor and yuuri ran to each other because they miss each other so much they can't stop and that's the whole point of my life
  • friend: but you need to graduate-
  • me: yurio smiled like an angel he's a cinnamon roll and i need to protect him that's what i live for
  • friend: but-
  • me: yuuri skated thinking of victor and crispino skated thinking of sala and they manage to do great if that's not love what is
  • friend:
  • me: makkachin is ok and i don't need anything anymore
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: also, yeah, i got 6 at math. a 6 got a round circle. round and golden, perhaps. you know what else round and golden?
  • friend: i don-
  • me: victuuri engagement ring
  • *I’m talking to my cousin about video games*
  • Him: ...and Metal Gear Solid is really good, too. So what games are you into?
  • Me: Well, I played Undertale-
  • Him: Oh, yeah, that game.
  • Me: -And I’m really into Hello Neighbor-
  • Him: OH NOOOOOOOOO!
  • Me: What?
  • Him: Not Hello Neighbor!!!
  • *In the back of my head, you hear some sort of narrator*
  • Narrator: And on that day, the young blogger finally learned that she should really stop talking to normal people about Hello Neighbor; left alone the blog she had about it.

tsukikage is such a dangerous and fuckindgjdf voodoo pairing like im mad at tsukishima with my Moderate Rage but i still cant stop shipping him w the Fave Guy™ like what sort of nonsense i mean yeah im lowkey bich thats my husban but thats another story bc normally i wouldnt even go there

ok it goes in the list of things im mad at tsukishima for, just carry on but remember 

beware the tsukikage