yeah right i'm not going to tag all of them

oooooh look, another list of aus for your writing pleasure: 
[sorry if any of these have already been done!]

+ you’re the cute barista and i’m the indie artist who plays at your coffee shop. i’m totally doing it for the pay and not to stare at your face for three hours every week, what are you talking about.
+ i’m the librarian and you’re the person who, in an attempt to flirt, just asked me if we carry books here.
+ you discreetly come into my bookstore every day just to play with my cat that i let wander. you think i don’t notice, but i totally do. don’t worry; it’s freaking adorable.
+ you are the lead singer of a rock band, and i’m the fan who you just called up on stage to sing a song with you. wow, you are way hotter in person and now i just forgot every lyric of yours ever.
+ you’re the cute trainer at the gym and i just fell off my treadmill because i couldn’t stop staring at you. 
+ we’re the only two people in this theater and i’m taking note of all the parts of the film that make you laugh so i can talk to you after. 
+ you’re selling cookies for your sister’s girl scout troop and you’re so adorable and awkward while doing it that i buy fifteen boxes.
+ you just started telling me your life story on the bus without even giving me your name first, and wait did you just say that you’re involved in the mafia?! 
+ you’re the tech guru on campus and i keep getting viruses on my computer just so i can come talk to you. 
+ we’re rival vloggers who are forced to do a panel together at vidcon, but it’s hard to despise you when you’re that much cuter in person. 
+ you’re an actor on my favorite tv show and i’m your biggest fan. needless to say that when i meet you for the first time, i get so excited that i accidentally punch you in the face. 
+ you’re a pirate and you were unaware about your feelings for me until a siren took my image. 
+ you’re my tutor but i keep getting distracted because you’re so pretty.
+ even though i’m about to be carted off to the er after my car accident, i’m still gonna try to flirt with you, the cute emt. 
+ i’m an escort but not that type of escort. if you play your cards right though, i could be. 
+ i own an esty shop and you’re the cute worker at the post office i keep running into. 

anonymous asked:

I'm going through your Obianidala tag and I love your headcanon that basically despite all of Anakin's issues he's somehow the only one who doesn't forget HUMANS NEED FOOD. Because YES. "If you two don't come eat the dinner 3PO & I made for you RIGHT NOW-" "Oh please Anakin it's not that big a deal-" "You're married to a slave from Tattooine, love, I can say with authority that FOOD IS A BIG DEAL."

Yeah, it’s kinda funny in a way, isn’t it? Out of all of them, he’s the one most likely to have hangups about food (and he does have those, make no mistake) but he also remembers to EAT WHEN HE’S HUNGRY. Something the other two do not remember to do, because they both come from places where food is plentiful and will be there whenever they get to it. 

Not to mention that I HC that one of the things that Shmi always made sure of when Anakin was growing up was his eating routine. Anakin ALWAYS had food at certain times, fuck the masters, she would find a way to feed him at set times. A few times, Shmi got punished for either stopping her work to feed her son or for telling Anakin to stop his work to eat. Shmi taught Anakin the importance of hoarding food that doesn’t go bad because you never know when you might have a time when you don’t have enough - which did happen a few times in Ani’s youth, but she always made sure he had food. 

Now, as an adult, Anakin still has a tendency to hoard food either on his person, in Artoo, in his ships, or in his rooms. Routines are important to Anakin, so he always eats around the same time because if he’s too far off he panics. 

(Obi-Wan found out the hard way that telling Anakin he could eat after X was done was a good way to get Anakin to loose trust in him. It was also a good way to get Anakin’s age-mates injured because X was usually either sparring practice or a class or something of that nature and Anakin would quickly loose his shit on someone. Obi-Wan didn’t really get it until he had the misfortune of not shielding enough one night after he pushed Anakin’s dinner back by two hours and he had a horrific nightmare of one of Anakin’s neighbors slowly starving to death. The worse part, for Obi-Wan at least, was that his mind turned Anakin’s neighbor into Garen, one of his closest friends, and it really messed with his head.)

So, yes, it’s darkly funny that out of all of them, he’s the one that remembers that Humans Need Food, What Is WRONG With You Two??

(Andy Bean)

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For all those Dominator fans flooding into the fandom right now… Yeah, “I’m the Bad Guy” is cool, but what about her regular theme music?

It’s so sinister! It strikes FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MORTALS!

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Ohmigosh it’s 2017, it’s time to stop using ‘social justice issues to try and invalidate someone’s right in enjoying a ship. You can’t go around saying only straight white people would ship that when you don’t actually know anyone on tumblr personally and can’t actually know that, nor should it matter when it comes to a fictional couple. Stop making up facts and non-statistics based off your own ignorant assumptions.

Hey everyone! I’m Ethan (he/him), I’m asexual and demi-polyromantic, and I hope all of you are having a lovely Valentine’s Day no matter how you’re spending it! 💗

How this could all be avoided:
  • Anti-AOU: I hated AOU, it was shit for all these reasons
  • Pro-AOU: I really actually liked it, though! I thought it was hella af!
  • Anti-AOU: Well damn, it's almost as if two different people both have a difference of opinion on what brings them joy/entertainment!
  • Pro-AOU: Seems that way.
  • Anti-AOU: Ok well, seeming as i hate it, i'm just not going to reblog it at all.
  • Pro-AOU: Cool, bro. I'm gonna reblog the shit out of it and tag it AOU so you can blacklist it
  • Anti-AOU: thanks bro. Hey wanna watch Daredevil?
  • Pro-AOU: HELL FUCKING YEAH I WANNA WATCH DAREDEVIL THAT SHIT IS TIGHT
  • Anti-AOU: RIGHT THOUGH?!