people who like pineapple on pizza:
yeah its pretty good i get its not for everyone though its kind of a weird sensation but i like it
people who dont like pineapple on pizza:
i will FUJCKING KILL ANYONE WHO BRINGS A PINEAPPLE INTO MY LINE OF SIGHT, if you bring a pineapple to me i will shove it down my dick and launch it like a cannon at you, killing you immediately. ill take the pineapple and f
BTS still can’t get that harmonization right so they blame it on our prodigee lead vocalists Jsinger and Vocal monster
Rapmon choses Jungkook as the lucky guy. Yoongi Jimin as the luckiest guy and then RM picks Jin over Taehyung because they are married
Suga’s team’s name is Chica as they were in chicago lol
Rapmon’s team name is Go as they were also in chicago LMAO
Team Chica provokes Go and ofc it is the eldest mature hyung Jin that falls easily in the trap and makes his team lose
The chica team trying to pronounce “crocodile” is the cutest
Jungkook’s english. ATTA BOIII is studying hard to communicate with bieber sanbaenim?!
Jin screaming that jac and zipper are the same thing
Suga saying that in daegu they call it zipper (they don’t)
Jimin memorized well but Suga and Jhope have a memory a goldfish (How can they memorize all that hard rap tho?)
Jhope using his head “literally” to play a game and then Jungkook does too but contary to Hobi that golden maknae succeeds
Rapmon tries being loud to disturb the other team, but It is Jin who is from HIS team that tells him to stay quiet then Jin screams when they won and it is rapmon who calls him loud this time (KARMA Beach)
V detroys everything his team has built
V also cheered for his soulmate’s team without knowing (friendship goals)
V doesn’t get the rules he just plays
Suga is a construction expert too he knows “the floor area index” (you can find a link here if you want to get some of his knowledge HERE).
Thanks to Jin now we know how to spell “YEAH” (add that to Pizza and pasta. Army now feels so smart)
Jungkook telling Taehyung who do not seem to get the game to come to his room later (don’t jump to conclusions) to beat him up (Save that child)
V gets beaten up at uno by EVERYONE as he still doesn’t get the rules. he even calls “UNO” “One cadzeu” (MUST PROTECT) -The V hands’ stans are still crying-
AND Taehyung ended up getting 2nd place in UNO without even getting the rules (”All you need is luck and looks and you are set in life” said my grandma while I doubted her … maybe now I get it)
Jhope whispers to Jungkook to say Uno because he forgot and Mr I am the most EXTRA didn’t deceive
Jimin making Jin win by picking blue proving that he is the luckiest guy when it comes to losing and making people win (He just loves giving happiness)
Jimin and Suga are the only ones left, they decide to pick cards and the highest number wins. Jimin wins at first but as he is an angel he gives suga another chance just to lose shortly after (again) because he is the luckiest (Of course)
This episode made me wanna play board games again. It was truly fun By @mimibtsghost
alright guys I'm ordering pizza! What toppings do you guys want?
spicy Italian sausage!
pepperoni and mushroom!
Lance, Pidge, Hunk:
*shrugging* ...what? It's good!
okay, I love to create works of art in the kitchen but fruit NEVER goes on pizza!!
yeah, man, that's just gross! Plus EXTRA pineapple?!?
Thank you, Hunk! That's so wrong! First you say you're born in S.Korea, next its being raised Texas, we all come to find that you're half GALRA! AND NOW YOU SAY YOU LIKE PINEAPPLE..no EXTRA PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!! WHAT THE QUIZNAK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Lance calm down! It's just pizza!
we're dating! Been dating for 5 months now! So the real question is, what's wrong with YOU?
everyone gets their own pizza, Keith, good news for you no one will touch your leftover pizza
(I love extra pineapple pizza and my family thinks it's the weirdest, grossest thing ever)
🅱️ro, d e a d a s s 💀🍑hungry right now. 📞*ringing* 📞 yah pizza 🍕🍕 watcha want ❓👂lemme get uhhhhhh 🅱️ O N E L E S S ❌🚫 pizza witta 2️⃣ liter of coke 🍾 fUck 🤔 kinda pizza🍕❗️❓and 2️⃣ liter machine 🅱️roke we got 1️⃣ liter tho. fUck you mean 🅱️..🙄 ight look 👀lemme get that 🍕pizza🍕🅱️O N E L E S S 🚫☠️ uhh 🙄 pizza 🍕 don't👎🏻🙅 got bone in it 🍗🍖. TF did I just say 🗣 then 😑 you said 💬 “lemme get it 🅱️O N E L E S S” like pizza 🍕 got a damn 🅱️one on it 😪 y'all got 🅱️ones in ya 💩 then❓📢 nah ❌ so what’s the problem❓D I C K H E A D 🍆😡 name ☝️🍕 pizza 🍕 that got bone ☠️ on it 🍗 jUsT dOn’T pUt tHeM sHiTs 💩 iN meH piZZa 🍕 bro 👇😔👇 how many times ⏱ do I 👀gotta say it😓✍️ bruh just explain 🗣 to me how pizza 🍕 can be 🅱️oneless ?? 🙃 if it don’t got bone 🍖 in it… isss 🅱️oNeLesS 😤. son what 😶 school u go to? dawg 🗣🐶 I don’t 😳 understand ⁉️ the problem 😯 just make 😤 my 💩 🅱️ONELESS . d e a d a s s ⚰️🤙 im 💀 DEADASS not 👎🏻👎🏻 making this 🍕pizza🍕
3 months ago i asked for palette/subject suggestions and i’m just now getting around to the rest of them :x i’ve been getting strong sleepover vibes lately so ! here’s me living vicariously through some fox girls 💖
“She didn’t say anything about coming with Theo?” Liam growled as stiles and scott tried hard to hold him back from running to the other side of the parking lot where the girl he thought he knew so well stood with the shady boy.
“I told y'all he was into something and now she is too” Stiles exclaimed as they managed to pin Liam against the bus stopping him from attacking.
“We don’t know if there is something shady about them , they might just know each other. You know both being new students nd stuff” Kira said trying to reason with stiles.
“We can torture them int-” Malia’s suggestion was very quickly cut off by almost a roar of disagreement.
Scott sighted looked to where Y/N and Theo previously stood noticing they were both gone now “How about we get to class now, there are gone now anyways”
Stiles looked ready to disagree but after a while nodded picking up his own backpack from the ground. Liam looked over his shoulder one last time to where Y/N stood before quickly walking back to his history class. Y/N was as accepted not there in the history class but when Liam entered his math class , she was right back in the corner. A part of him wanted to walk as far away and sit on the other side as class but it seamed like his legs carried him to the chair beside her.
“Where were you last period?” Liam asked once he sat down on the chair.
“Nowhere , dad” she smirked tearing her eyes from the book and up to him.
His breath caught in his throats when their eyes met , the color he remembered from their young ages. He remembered it like it was burned in his memories forever , the smile that would light up her entire face but most visible around her eyes , small crinkles would appear on the right side under her eyes while a small dimple would appear on her cheek.
“Speaking of not being in class , where did you run of to?” She asked hands crossed over her chest and the smirk still visible on her features.
“The couch wanted something” he explained , tearing his eyes way from her.
“That sounds real” she said turning around returning to her book “ if the couch had being in history class tying to talk people into joining the team”
In the corner of his eyes he sow her smirk growing wilder for each moment and he could himself feel the frustration smell his body was radiating. As he opened his mouth to come up with some lie the teacher walked in cutting the conversation short.
Focusing in that class seamed to be an impossible task form Liam , after Stiles pointed it up he couldn’t help but focus on it. Her scent. It was unlike anything he had ever smelt before , not a werewolf like himself or scott, not a werecayote like Malia and definitely not a kitsune. He wasn’t gonna die , it was distracting, not only the scent but rather the lack of it. Even with the trace of scent of her , there was nothing even slightly suggesting a feeling. She was calm , unlike their young ages where even without wolf powers he could smell the reeking anxiety and sadness from her.
“Mr. Dunbar” the teachers voice woke him up from his daydream to see an empty classroom “ the class is dismissed and in all honestly I doubted that you love algebra so much”
From the corner of his eyes he caught Y/N walking out the class , with a apologetic look at the teacher he stood up from the seat and nearly ran out the door.
“I swear she was just here ” he mumbled to himself before making his way to the lacrosse field.
“Finally Dunbar , thought you forgot about your lacrosse priority like the rest of this team” Couch yelled once Liam ran in the locker room and walked toward the back where stiles and scott stood.
“Did you talk to her?” Stiles asked quietly as Couch starter giving them a lecture.
Liam gave a small glare to stiles before returning to changing into his lacrosse gear “ No and if you want to know her evil master plan talk to her yourself” and with a final glare he made his way to the field followed by Scott.
“Unbelievable ” Stiles mumbled and hurried , tripping over his own legs to follow them.
By the time they had finished practice it had already been dark. Stiles had offered to drive him home but Liam chose to wait for his step dad. He had only been there for a few minutes when he heard a sound from the school. With a last glance at the parking lot , he decide to take a look before his step dad would be there. It would be an understatement saying that the school look scary in the dark but he quickly with the help of scent found his way to the source of sound. Around the corner and he sow y/n standing , her eyes locked at something in front of her.
“uh, what’s going on here?” He asked , his eyes wild once he noticed the body in front of her feet.
She turned around eyes for the face time showing sign of emotion “I promise, he was like that when I got here.”
“Well, either that, or he should really get that gaping hole in his chest looked at" She said looking up from body over to Liam with a smile but the fear visible in her eyes.
“Y/N you can’t just stand over a dead body , that’s the fucking janitor. We have to call this in” Liam basically yelled at her pulling out his phone to call the sheriff office.
“Don’t ” she said grabbing his hand that held the phone in hers “its been taken care of”
Liam gives her a questioning look but puts the phone away , before she could pull her hand away , he held them in his “ You are gonna tell me everything. Over a large ham and pineapple pizza”
A smile broke out on her features and she made herself nod a little. They walked out of the school is silence , liam too afraid to ask about anything cause he knew he wouldn’t be able to stop himself.
“Hey , y/ns staying over for dinner ” liam said to his step father stepping into the car as y/n got into the backseat.
“Y/N , that sounds familiar ” Dr. Geyer replied giving the girl a smile in the mirror “I’m guessing you want to order in for dinner?’
’‘Yeah we were thinking pizza” liam saying turning up the music to avoid any further conversation in the car.
a few minuetes later they pulled into the driveway of a big house and both kids got out , Y/N started walking to the from the front door as liam waited in the car for a moment talking to his step dad before him exiting the car and the car driving away.
“ Where did you step dad go?” Y/N asked while Liam slightly struggled to unlock the front door.
“He had to work” liam replied pushing the door open and letting her walk in first.
“It’s nice here ” She said as they started walking up the stairs and too his room “ I gotta say , I liked the old place better”
Liam stopped in his track for a moment before dropping his bag on the bed and turning to face her “ yeah i liked your old place too before it became a crime scene”
She stopped to think for a moment , as if she was considering telling his the truth or not when she finally sighted and shook her head“For what it’s worth, I’m sorry.”
“You killed your entire family” liam replied slightly disturbed by the girl’s lack of emotion.
“…I’m really sorry?” She tried with a questioning voice “ liam listen , I had too and you know tha-”
“You father was an evil bastard , what about your sister? Your mom? They were innocent people Y/N and you know that” he only noticed he was shouting at her when she flinched the slightest and something inside of her looked broken “ I’m..I’-” he started apologizing before he was cut off by the phone ringing. With a last apologetic voice he picked the phone.
“There’s been a murder at school , the janitor. He had been drained of blood and guess what, Y/N backpack was there as well and we looked through, not my ideas but lydias , and liam we were right. The scent , the everything. We know what she is” Stiles rambled on once Liam picked up the phone , he slowly turned around seeing Y/N sitting quietly on the bed looking through an old photo album.
“ yeah mom , i call you if we need anything , i have a friend over now ” he hung up leaving the boy on the other end rather confused.
“Hey you still keep the pizza places number on your refrigerator?” She asked standing up right after he hung up.
“Yeah , you can do the honor to call if you want , I’m just gonna call Lydia about a school assignment ” he said offering her a smile as she nodded leaving the room.
The phone only rang for a few minutes before lydia picket up “ Stiles told me”
“Stiles thinks its something to do with Theo ” lydia explained and Liam could hear stiles voice in the background.
“I found her there, over the body right after the practice” Liam whisper yelled as he could hear her voice downstairs, suddenly his eyes fell on her phone laying on the bed. He knew it was wrong and god he was gonna regret it but he had to check and curiosity took the best of him.
“Liam where is she now” she said over the phone as he heard her yelling something to the others before stiles voice was heard over the line as he most likely took the phone from her “ Liam is she with you now?”
“She is ordering pizza” he said not really listening to what the older boy was talking about as he was going through her text “ all of her recents are to one person”
The line was quit for a few seconds before stiles voice was heard again “ you are going through her phone liam tha-”
“I’ll call you back” he said and threw the phone on the bed beside him as he starte reading the texts between her and one and the only Theo raeken.
“3rd period. Meet me in the parking lot” -Theo
“Police still blames the family on you. Don’t give them any proof, I will take care of dinner” -Theo
He felt a weight being lifted of he shoulder , cause he knew she hadn’t the blame in the murders but what did Theo have to do with this? The thought of her covering something for him almost made Liam sick to the stomach but the relief didnt last for long before he read true last text.
“Dinner served. Janitors closet 6:30”-Theo
“Curiosity killed the cat” Y/N voice made him drop the phone and turn around seeing her leaning against the door frame.
“You lied , you said you had no idea what happened to the janitor” he said standing up from the bed , the IED getting the best of him.
“Calm down wolfie , it’s not like you’ve told me everything” She smirked taking a step forward and they were almost face to face now before she dropped her gaze to the photo album. His eyes followed her seeing that her cocky smirk was gone , replaced by a smile sad smile.
He follows her eyes to the album both looking at the last picture of them “How did you find out? ”
“I’ve picked up a few things along the years” She said with a shadow of a smile sitting down on the bed picking up the album.
“so you are one of us?” He asked , his back turned on her and his voice quite.
“I can assure you I have a shit time once a month as well but that is for complete different reasons” she said with a slight chuckle but the laughter died down quickly “ Do you remember this day?”
The boy finally turned around standing in silence in a few seconds before sitting down beside her looking at the picture that had previously caught both their attentions “ We took this a week before you…left” he replied being rather careful with his choice of word “ I gave you one of those dollar necklaces and we promised we would always be there for each other and we planned out future”
“Liam-” she mumbled before being cut by him.
“That’s the girl I knew , that is my best friend” Liam continued.
“You have no right to say that” she said standing up dropping the album simultaneously “I am this way cause I needed to survive , you have no idea what it’s like when everyone blames you for everything , where your dad buried all his anger in booze and would beat the crap out of daily , when everyone blames you for the death of your mother and sister, none of you were there I tried doing something but when I came down stairs he… he I could stop hi-”
“Him?” Liam questioned standing up from the bed as she calmed down eyes wild in terror of what she said.
“I should go” she said grabbing her stuff running out before he could react.
He was right , she was innocent. Well atleast when it came to the murder of her family.
3,139 A/N: I got super carried away with this and I really hope I didn’t ramble and it comes off the way I want it to. Hope you enjoy it! Summary: Bucky overhears Y/N talking with Natasha and Wanda about the things she wants him to do to her with his metal fingers. He’s happy to oblige. Written by: @mrssgtjamesbuckybarnes
As you walked into the compound, a bottle of wine in each hand, you couldn’t help the excitement bubbling in your chest. When you entered the common room, you were happy to see Natasha and Wanda already there, pizza and chips on the coffee table, and wine glasses ready to be filled. They looked up when you entered, cheering when they saw the alcohol in your hand. You sat on the floor with the couch to your back and handed Nat one of the bottles.
“I’m so glad we’re doing this.” Wanda said as you opened the bottle of white wine and poured yourself a glass. “It feels like there’s so much testosterone in this place. It’ll be nice to be just us girls for a few hours.” You kicked your shoes off and leaned back, drink in hand. The guys had all decided that they needed a night out to relieve some stress. We had decided that a night involving sweaty, drunken strangers wasn’t something we were feeling so we decided to enjoy the quiet and have a girls’ night in.
So my night auditor is consistently late. I’ve tried going to my boss about it (they just told her “that M_LeoQueen said to stop coming late because she needs to get home”, so then she stopped talking to me for a few days and had a major attitude), and nothing has changed. Then I tried to give her a piece of her own medicine by coming in 10-15 minutes late (only 4 time in 10 months have I’m come in later and I always called to let them know, and those were genuine accidents) and she just stays 15-40 minutes later!
I’m so fed up. She’ll suppose to start at 11pm, and will call at 10:40 and say she’s running late. Mind you, she lives about 10-15 minutes away. So she’ll still have time to get here, but show up at 11:15-11:40.
Well today is day 6/10, with 4 of the shifts past 10 hours days. She was supposed to be here at 7. At 7:20 she calls the hotel saying “Ohmigosh, I’m soooooo sorry, I just woke up. I’ll be there as fast as I can.”
8pm is here and she has still not arrived. Because of the storm hitting us tomorrow, I’m staying overnight, so I’m not really worried about getting home, but damn, I’m working a 11 hour shift now, and I have to be back on the clock in 14 hours to work another 9 hour shift. Plus, I ordered food tonight, and my pizza is now cold. I’m one of the people who hate cold pizza. It’s like mediocre sex. At first you’re like, “Oh, well at least I’m getting some”, then as you continue you’re just like, “I regret this deeply.” You aren’t satisfied, and you really just wanted hot pizza, and you vow next time to make the pizza is piping hot.
So yeah, cold pizza, an overworked queen, and the fact that she’ll come in to complain about everyone else, the weather, the traffic, and everything else, and won’t just clock in and start working. I don’t know what else to do at this point other than as soon as she walks in, to clock out, and not say/do anything that will get me fired for work place violence (I’m tired and hungry and those are dangerous combinations for a queen).
Requested by: me cause the
thirst is real and our Collective Husband deserves our undying love
Prompt: #31“I don’t hate you.” (Luke Alvez x
A/N: Guess who’s back
in the CM fandom, peeps? :D Credit to @imagicana for helping me when I got
stuck and for being amazing by reading it and making very useful comments. The whole Roxy thing was her idea! Thank you, dear! :) Edit: I forgot to add that the title also came from her :D Requests are still closed, by the way!
I swear I tried to keep this short *sweats*
Warning: Season 12
Garcia was complaining about your
co-worker Luke again, or the Newbie, as she called him despite the fact that he
had been part of the team for months now. She still kind of hated him because
she felt he had taken Morgan’s place.
‘No one kicks doors down like my
chocolate thunder,’ she told you from the couch one day after you asked her
why she could not tolerate him. You had been hanging out together all afternoon
during a rare yet peaceful Sunday.
‘You should at least try to be civil
with him, you know?’ you advised, moving to the kitchen to refill your tea
mugs as she tried to choose another movie to watch.
‘Why? He’s always trying to find
ways to mock me,’ she tried to defend her behaviour.
‘That’s only because you mock him first,’ you replied as
you came back and settled against the cushions. ‘You liked his dog, right?
Roxy? At least try to bond with him over that.’
‘Maybe,’ Garcia said and brought
an end to that conversation as she started gushing about some random actor.
Now, if you had the ability to
travel back in time, you would probably go back to that exact moment and say something different.
Because in hindsight, telling your
friend to bond with the guy you found mildly attractive and tried not to stare
at all the time might be considered a mistake by some people. But, back then,
you didn’t know that this infatuation was going to develop into anything else.
You couldn’t pinpoint the exact
moment when it happened. It was more of a gradual thing. The feelings grew with
each passing day and new little quirk or endearing trait you discovered about
The way he smiled from across the
room and waved at you in the mornings made your stomach flip. The way he stood
in front of you when an UnSub got too close once (and then apologised because
he didn’t want you to feel belittled by his overprotective nature) made you
feel warm all over each time you remembered. The way he furrowed his eyebrows
when he concentrated too hard on something made you want to reach out and
smooth his handsome features.
It was all too much. You had
troubles keeping a straight face and a blush from taking over your face
whenever he complimented you on something you had done or how you had styled
your hair that day. You thought, maybe,
you stood a chance. All you needed to do was figure out if the things he told
you were part of his personality, like Morgan’s constant stream of flirtatious
comments, or if he actually liked you.
However, all your hope went down the
drain and your heart sunk in your chest when you heard he and Garcia were on a
first name basis now. You could not believe you had let yourself be fooled once
more. It was the same feeling you got when you heard them starting to talk more
comfortably to each other and again when Garcia showed you the little cat Luke
had given her to cheer her up.
So one day, when you saw them
chatting quietly in the hallway and laughing, you finally decided to step down.
Your friendship with Garcia was a lot more important to you than some new guy.
Even if he was the first person you were interested in after years of one-time
dates that never led to anything.
You swallowed the lump in your
throat and left the files you had been carrying in Garcia’s office. You got
back to your desk and hoped that you didn’t get a case that day. You really
just wanted to go home and wallow in self-pity in the comfort of your bed.
Thankfully, an hour later, with no
case in sight, the team started getting ready to leave for the day while they
chatted about their plans for the weekend. You discreetly grabbed your purse
and made your way to the lift, trying not to bring any attention to yourself.
When the lift finally stopped in the
parking lot, you almost ran straight to your car. You drove for a long while,
willing your mind to calm down and accept the fact that you had never stood a
chance, especially against Garcia. Feeling another wave of sadness hit you, you
parked the car outside a coffee shop.