Hinata: So… Who broke it?
Komaeda: … I did. I broke it.
Hinata: No, you didn’t. Teruteru?
Teruteru: Don’t look at me… look at Souda.
Souda: I didn’t break it!
Teruteru: Really? Then how did you know it was broken?
Souda: Because it’s sitting in front of us and it’s broken.
Komaeda: Guys, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Hinata: No! Who broke it?!
Nidai: If it matters, probably not, but Chiaki was the last one to use it.
Chiaki: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Nidai: Really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart the other day?
Chiaki: Because I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nidai!
Saionji: Akane’s being awfully quiet.
Saionji: Yeah, really!
cruse au where Nico is the magician that performs every other night and Jason serves drinks during the show (but he usually spills them because hes distracted by the TOTALLY AWESOME MAGIC SHOW)