yeah jen

Alright so of course I’m all for body positivity, but if you are very over/underweight and even the doctor suggests that you lose/gain weight—then you need to lose/gain weight. It’s as simple as that. Being healthy is good too.

Everyone’s on twitter. Idjit.

Pairing : Past!JaredxReader, Jensen
Word count : 1,710
Author :Mel
A/N : More parts for @bigdaddymongoose.

Part 13 of ‘My son, Bringer of Storms.’

The first few days of Jared not seeing you at work, he accepted that. He didn’t expect you to to be around him much for a while after what had happened. When it started to hit a week of him not seeing you at work, or anywhere else, he started to wonder. “Jen?”

“Yeah?” Jensen turned from the screen he was re-watching the last scene they shot on.

“Have you seen Y/N?”

Jensen thought for a second. “No, haven’t heard from her since River’s birthday. Why? You haven’t either?”

Jared shook his head. “Not since…”

“Since Gen took you back?” Jared nodded. Jensen knew everything that happened. “I’m sure she’s around. Probably just keeping some distance for a bit. Give her time.”

“Yeah..” Jared nodded. “Yeah, maybe we just need time..” He scanned the area hoping to get a glimpse of you hurrying off somewhere at least.

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Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Mark

Rating: PG-13 

Word Count: 4,448

Summary: On a night out with your friends, you accidentally text the wrong number for advice. The guy on the other end of the phone is abrupt, harsh and kind of an ass - but he also happens to be right. Which explains why you keep texting him. Right?

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Jensen in Green (Jensen x Reader)

Originally posted by brothwinchester

Title: Jensen in Green

Summary:  Jensen may or may not be jealous

Warnings: Jealous!Jensen (not sure if that really needs to be a warning or not lol)

AN:  I had posted the link to this story on here, but I realized that sometimes it’s annoying to be forced to go to AO3, so I decided to repost. I’m going to be doing that with a few stories that I have posted.

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Purple | Taehyung, You

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Warning: Tae is a cute nerd in this AU, get ready

Why do you have to be different?

Tori was 14 when she realised the power she possessed. At first, it was hard for her to understand the simple things. Why everyone would keep insisting that her eyes were brown when they clearly weren’t. Why she would be able to hear people’s thoughts when she looked them directly in the eye. Why the boy she had had a crush on for 3 years, the man who had never talked to her once in his life before, asked her on a date the second they spoke.

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How the women of Hyrule Warriors might react to Young Link

Zelda; *sees Young Link* Aw…. what a cutie! *pats head*

Zelda: *sees Fierce Deity* O.O DAMN YES *jumps into his arms*

Impa: *sees Young Link* Who let that kid onto the battlefield? T_T

Impa: *sees Fierce Deity* Where in the world did he get that sword?! Its bigger than mine!

Lana: *sees Young Link* OMG SO CUTE! *drowns him in hugs*

Lana: *sees Fierce Deity* *Passes out*

Cia: *sees Young Link* …Would it be considered pedophilia if…?


I have no shame


Jen Soska: "This scene is one of my favorite scenes, if I need to pee while watching the screening I will have peed well before this scene. It was one of the scenes we we’re planning on shooting ages ago. It was originally going to be on the phantom (Camera), when the blood sprayed up it would just hold like a still photograph in the air. Katie was very nervous to shoot this because she said she’s not sexy and can’t dance, and obviously as you watch this its true. She’s not sexy.“ Sylvia Soska: "Yeah, that’s not sexy." Jen Soska: "Very hard to look at. Off camera Tristan Risk was coaching her through it, and saying stage hump, stage hump, sexy little mermaid, and it was absolutely exquisite. I mean you look at this and she is just a fucking living dream the way she looks.”

-American Mary No Holds Barred Australian Commentary.

Hmmm, which of my OTP is more problematic right now? The person dating the skeevy director with baby mama drama rumors or the one who hasn’t worked in forever with momanger issues and perhaps a low key gambling problem. Ahhh, adventures in OTP…aka the soap opera As the Joshifer World Turns. 

Universe Falls Preview 3

Let this be a gauge to you all on how fucking little progress I’ve made on this chapter. Ah well, more Reformed stuff with a little Into the Bunker mixed in. I gotta say I’m loving how nicely these two are meshing together. I always knew they would though, even while I was planning all this stuff out (seriously combining these two was always a plan of mine from the very beginning). Enjoy!

Just as everyone glanced up her way, Amethyst let out a sharp, loud gasp as the blocks finally pressed against her body too tightly. And yet, instead of sustaining any kind of injuries, the purple Gem’s form abruptly disappeared in a bright puff of smoke, leaving nothing but her gemstone behind. Everyone save for Garnet let out a collective gasp of shared horror at this, especially as Amethyst’s gem began to freely fall from her previously high perch. Fortunately, Steven reacted just in time by catching the stone before it could hit the hard ground and shatter entirely, but even so, no one had any time to show anything other than shock to what had just happened, especially since the walls were all still tightly closing in.

“Amethyst was onto something,” Garnet noted as she glanced up to where the purple Gem had been, catching sight of the switch she had activated mere seconds ago.

“Wait, she was!” Dipper exclaimed, holding the black light over a page in the journal that detailed the very room they were in. The hidden text revealed a set of glowing marks in particular, all of which served as the key out of the encroaching death trap. “There are five more of these symbols. Quick! Everybody find one!”

While Garnet worked to hold the tiles back the best she could, the others split up the best that they could, each of them searching for the other five conspicuous tiles that could very well save them. Soos found the first one, and seeing as how this was a life or death situation, he didn’t hesitate to run for it without delay. “One!” he called, pushing the switch in firmly.

“Two!” Wendy shouted as she found the next one, jumping up to give it a solid punch.

“Three!” Steven announced as he used another block to get a boost to reach another switch.

“Four!” Mabel called, high fiving the next symbol.

Dipper paused as he frantically looked around for the final untapped symbol, only to spot it right as another block began to move in front of it. Acting fast, he ran for the switch, hurriedly climbing the blocks leading up to it and fortunately hitting right before it was covered up entirely. “Five!”

With all five of the switches activated, a door revealed itself on the far side of the room as it swung open, finally giving the group a window of escape. Still, it was a rather narrow window, seeing as how the tiles were still pushing in towards them just as quickly as ever.

“Run for it!” Mabel shouted, leading the way through the tight fit towards the door. The others were quick to follow suit, Garnet abandoning her post as she leapt through the opening deftly. Steven made sure that Amethyst’s gem was tightly secured in his grasp before fleeing, and though he was the last to escape, Dipper made it out just in time, even if his vest did happen to get caught between the blocks just as they finally all slammed shut on each other.

“Yes!” Wendy cheered in apt relief as soon as they were all safely on the other side of the security room. “That was nuts! You ruled back there, man!” she exclaimed, sending a congratulatory grin to Dipper.

“Heh, thanks,” he remarked with something of a bashful blush. However, the triumph of the moment was quickly cut short as Steven let out a distressed cry.

“Amethyst!” the young Gem wailed, distraught tears in his eyes as he held the purple gem close.

“W-what happened to her?” Mabel asked, also quite concerned as the others crowded around.

“Is… is she like… gone?” Soos asked with an apprehensive frown.

“No,” Garnet quickly confirmed.

“But… Amethyst got crushed to-” Dipper cut himself off, not entirely sure how to properly phrase it. “Well, I guess being crushed to death wasn’t exactly what happened to her…”

“Whatever did happen to her wasn’t pretty…” Wendy remarked, glancing at Amethyst’s gem with a frown. “I mean, how could she have actually survived something like that?”

“A Gem’s body is a construct of light,” Garnet began to explain, her tone as calm as ever. “Our physical forms are illusions. And sometimes, when we’re badly damaged, we’re forced to release those physical forms and retreat into our gemstones to regenerate.”

“So… so she’ll be ok, then?” Mabel asked, hopeful.

“She’ll be just fine,” Garnet assured with a smile. “This sort of thing happens to Amethyst all the time, believe me.”

“I-it happened to Pearl once too, a few months ago,” Steven sniffled, still hardly consoled. “A-and it took her two whole weeks to come back, and I already miss Amethyst so much!”

“Don’t worry,” the Gem leader encouraged, placing a gentle hand on her sorrowful young ward’s shoulder. “She’ll be back before you know it.”

And, as if right on cue, the purple Gem began to make her rather rushed reappearance. Everyone gasped as Amethyst’s gemstone radiated a practically blinding light, floating freely upwards out of Steven’s grasp. “Literally…” Garnet muttered upon seeing this, her smile fading as she watched her teammate regenerate. A bright silhouette surrounded the stone, shifting subtly before landing on the most familiar form of the purple Gem. Or at least, so it initially seemed.

Finnrey Circus Performers - for my Circus AU fic; done by the absolutely wonderful and SO talented @purrlockholmes! Thank you so much again for this stunning art! I will be staring at this for the reminder of my day <3
{A late Finnrey Friday Modern AU post bc Tumblr messed me around last night!}

Major Arcana : The Lovers

Love, values alignment, choices

The Party - Part Ten

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine

Summary: Another article is released that could tarnish Jared’s career… how will you get past it this time?

Words: 1,080

Jared x Reader

Warnings: angst

Your name: submit What is this?

You were woken up to your landline ringing, and you instantly shot up out of bed to get it, your head spinning with a hangover and the fast movement. You didn’t remember getting into bed, but you assumed Jared must have carried you as he was still asleep on the mattress beside you. You didn’t spare a thought for your nudity when you answered the phone.

“Hello?” you asked, sleepily.

“Y/N,” it was your sister’s voice, and she sounded panicked, “Y/N, have you looked at your phone?”

“No?” you asked, instantly worried, “It’s in the living room. Dan, what’s happened?”

“Go and check your cell,” she told you, “Stay on the line with me while you do.”

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