*walks over to a couple crouching over by the goldfish section which you know will always lead to a thrilling ride*
Customer: Hi, so we have a small tank… err… I’m not sure how large, maybe… *points to a 20L tank on display* We set it up maybe… err… 2 days ago? So it’s been running a long time. So we just want 4 goldfish.
Does anyone know the feeling where you’re smiling and nodding through their speech but inside, you’re wondering how you’re gonna seamlessly transition from being polite and sweet to wrecking their plans (hopefully still politely as possible)?
Me: *inserts goldfish info*
Okay, so here’s where I always feel guilty because my boss is a nice, responsible and knowledgeable guy but he’s also running a small business so it is expected of us to still sell a single goldfish to customers with inadequate set ups after doing our best to educate them and asking they return it as soon as it becomes too large.
Me: So unfortunately guys, buying 4 goldfish today will most likely only end in a lot of water changes for you and a lot of suffering for the four little fish, it’d be best if you bought one small goldfish in a few weeks and I ran you through cycl –
Customer: – -Yeah, okay, whatever. We still just want 4 goldfish.
They actually said that?
Me: *gets that spider sense feeling where you become sure they don’t actually own de-chlorinator* Hang on, have you used a water conditioner yet?
Customer: What is that, is that the …err…. the carbon filter thing? My brother said I didn’t need the carbon filter.
Me: *tries to sell them water conditioner, stability, aquarium salt, decent food and the idea on researching a bit more before buying a live animal*
Customer: Yeah, I don’t know. I think I’ll ask my brother if I actually need the de-chlorinator, he has goldfish. I’m not gonna get scammed into buying useless junk, sorry.
So when me and Gabby first thought of the super au, we also had a lot of dumb headcanons. here are a few highlights
Satch is talking about how he can’t carry much that’s super heavy with his telekinesis and Paul goes “you’ve gotta do some mental curls ups!” And he just gets slapped by his own hand and he’s like “yeah I probably deserved that”
Imagine Jeff coordinating some kind of animal-related gift for Ian and the entire plan was based off of jeff’s control over the animals but it stops working and suddenly there’s a bunch of wild animals in Ian’s dorm
“I’m sorry, everything was going to plan then the moose decided to be a jerk-” “you put a MOOSE in my room???"
Jimmy points out that Wallid can multiple like Naruto. He then decides to Naruto run everywhere for like a week.
Wallid makes everyone ”“super hero costumes”“ and PBG’s is straight up just a sonic costume. He sacrifices it to Lord Sonic.
"Pbg’s real power is the ability to summon salt” damn past me way to throw shade
Shane sketches Hana. Fuck, now there’s two Hana’s. Fuck. Fuck. Goddamn it. Not again.
Asagao also has these “power training classes”, in which students develop their powers. First years mainly focus on controlling it, while the upper levels then expand upon what you can do. On Hana’s first day, during power training class, Ms. Shizuka has her stand at the front of the class and show everyone her power. She stands there a few seconds in panic, before looking up to see Mai looking at her expectantly. She focuses what she barely knows and goes invisible then reappears and takes her seat. But, when she first met Mai and she commented on Hana’s pink hair, she started to fade away uncontrollably
“Dude, stop using your power, that’s cheating.”
“It’s not my fault that I have super speed and you got control over animals!”
“Do you want me to get my hamsters to mess you up?"
Jon, about Jacques: "he’s my twin! We have to get him!”
“Son he’s a bird”
“I mean I pretty much am so I don’t see the problem here"
PBG makes a bet with Jeff to see if his powers work on Jon. It works a little bit.
Jon is not amused.
Ian: go fuck yourself
Wallid: nah, it’s not as great as it seems
Its really sad going into the Maeve Millay/ Thandie Newton tag and seeing nothing but Delores & other less important white characters. Like I loved all the Westworld women but come on, Maeve was definitely the leading lady and should be respected as such.
Maeve was literally the only reason I was watching tbh. I really hope they keep the focus on her that they had in the first season. And in general I’ve noticed that white fans tag characters of color whenever they make posts about their white faves just to spam the characters of color tags. Its very frustrating and whenever I’ve called it out in the past I get zero understanding that may have been because I was using my personal blog but yeah Maeve needs a defense squad.
this is a wip!! bye bye art block, i’m finally drawing something. i’ve seen a lot of people drawing dan in a skirt/dress so i thought “why not” and drew him in a skirt too!! because i think he looks really cute in dresses.
1. How tall are you? 6′2, about 2. What color and style is your hair? its dark brown, thick, and a little curly 3. What color are your eyes? hazel with hints of blue 4. Do you wear glasses? for distance yeah but i wear them whenever i go out because they make me look more smarter 5. Do you have braces? no but i probably should, my teeth are kinda janky 6. What is your fashion sense? hoodies n shorts i guess 7. Do you have any siblings? nope 8. What kind of student are you? not great, i got shit grades for any subject i didnt directly care about 9. What are your favorite subjects? my best subjects by far were anything in the social sciences and english classes
10. What are your favorite TV shows? literally the most basic, most popular shows: Breaking Bad, Westworld, Game of Thrones, I liked Narcos too 11. Favorite books? To Kill a Mockingbird is probably my favorite, I’ve read most of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books and those are great too, dunno what else since I’ve kinda stopped reading a bit lately which is lame but yeah
12. Favorite pastime? probably video games, huge surprise there 13. Any regrets? nothing major, no 14. What is your dream job? dunno, whatever pays the best for doing something i will hate the least
15. Do you want to get married? probably, couldn’t hurt i guess 16. Do you want to have kids and how many? hell fucking no i dont like kids at all and i’d be a shit parent tbh 17. How many countries have you visited? ive never left canada so one i guess
I keep foam stickers in my backpack to give to people who I think need or deserve one and they’re very colorful and I have an assortment of not only aliens but also dinosaurs and like as silly as it sounds I genuinely want to mail one of those stickers to Dan like I dunno if it would help but he could have a little purple dinosaur or a little green alien to stick on his fridge or whatever and I think that’s always a nice thing
Dan if you’re reading this go buy some foam dinosaur/alien stickers and put them on ur fridge like it’s definitely not gonna solve any of your problems but it’ll look super silly and you’ll feel like a seven year old and it’ll be great I promise trust me on this one I’m a scientist
I was 99% sure i knew who it was but i aint spoiling it xD this was like- six hours ago rip. and i swear i panic for nothing like- its jUST THE MIDNIGHT CHANNEL JULES CHILL- but nah im not a v chill person now am i-