yeah it looks terrible

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Jace and Simon in the Season 2B trailer

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anonymous asked:

This sounded cute to me, but idk. Mc moving in with rfa+V+saeran? Like getting a house or apartment together. (or in jumin's case a giant ass penthouse, smh rich people)

A/N: I just wow i loVE THIS okay thank you ~Admin 404

Smh rich people indeed (i had way too much fun with V and i had to stop myself from going on and on) ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:
-I think the two of you would end up with a small apartment to start out! Move up to a house a while after he starts his career
-Your living room is only part living room. Everyone has to fight each other to sit on the couch when they visit
-It’s only part living room because y’all spoil Lisa to no eND so there’s a huge cat tree and a ton of cat play houses jumin approves and actually gets a few of the playhouses for y’all
-Sure you could have made that extra room a cat room but???? No???
-Game room????
-IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST ROOM IN Y’ALLS APARTMENT it’s decked out in all of your nerdy-gaming related things (figures, posters, games themselves) and seriously it’s just pride and joy nerd
-Your bedroom is overrun with plushies, neither of you can really tell whose is whose anymore
-He makes you breakfast every day! The first day, he tried to bring it to you in bed but that was a disaster when he tripped over the plushies and you woke up with an omelette on your face
-Y’alls apartment is covered in cute things- stickers are everywhere, homemade gifts and decorations, and it just looks kinda like pinterest threw up in the apartment
-Your kitchenware is SO CUTE like your ladle is nessie, your measuring cups are whale shapes, and he has these cartoon cups that he tried hiding from you but they’re just so cute you can’t help yourself

*JUMIN:
-Y’all didn’t have to get a new place, he just moved you into his penthouse i mean didn’t he already in his route, LMAO
-But anything you want, he will get it for you
-He has a lot more cat shaped things than you originally thought though
-Like cat shaped bowls, has a few coffee mugs with cats on them, things like that
-NOW THAT Y’ALL LIVE TOGETHER YOU GET TO SEE THOSE SWEAT PANTS HE’S TALKED ABOUT, HALLELUJAH
-He gives you complete control of decorating but it’s like??? Jumin I wanted to do this together???
-So he helps pick out throw pillows, new art pieces, anything you ask him to do
-The one thing he requires is a tON OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU
-FRAMED, HANGING, EVERYWHERE
-Seriously there’s a painting of the two of you plus Elizabeth hanging up in the house but at least it’s adorable <3

*SAEYOUNG:
-Also just moves you into his house
- i mean why not, it’s big enough
-IT’S LIKE LIVING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND BECAUSE HE’S SUCH A FUCKING DORK
-Y’all don’t even sleep in your bed for like the first week, you two are having pillow forts in the living room
-You can have a room to yourself, for whatever you’re passionate about. Gaming? He has a room for that, he’ll share. Art? Room for you. A room dedicated to your favourite figurines from your favourite games or shows? He’ll have to get you a separate room he isn’t sharing his
-He’s got plates that are planets and they’re AMAZING y’all i almost bought some the other day omg
-But he’s such a brat, like he plays pranks on you to wake you up
-You’ve woken up to whipped cream in the face more times than you can count but you’ve also woken him up with cold water soooo
-No item in the house is safe from you two “playing” if you catch my drift wink wonk
-Saeran hates both of you so much

*SAERAN:
-Definitely not used to having you actually live with him
-You walked in the bathroom while he was in the shower and you never knew that he could scream so high pitched
-Black out curtains throughout the house because???? The sunlight sucks
-He’s actually lowkey really cute and likes to put pictures of the two of you in frames and just put them on bookshelves or hang them up
-But then he like denies that he puts them up??? “Idk how it got there, it looks terrible” uh yeah okay
-YOUR KITCHEN IS THE MOST DECKED OUT ROOM because the two of you actually really like to cook and it’s a bonding thing <3
-Otherwise, your bedroom is decked out with the comfiest bed, blankets, and coolest TV because MOVIE MARATHONS
-Every time you buy some cute little ceramic animals you can’t find it ten minutes later. He hides them in various places because he hates them
-Actually really loves the idea of painting the ceiling like the sky with some clouds but only in the bedroom, the rest of the house cannot deal with that
-The two of you pick out everything together! Everything has nice neutral tones,everything goes together perfectly (just like the two of you aw cuties)

*ZEN
- with zen, it wasn’t a slow move in where u just kinda left things at his house and things slowly collected over time
- nah that’s not Zen’s style
- of course he would make a big deal about you moving in
- “mC YOU CAN’T STAY OVER WHAT WILL PEOPLE THINK OF US”
- “Zen we’ve already done the diddly do, what r u ashamed of”
- honestly ur lucky he didn’t make y’all wait til after you guys got married
- but it’s worth the wait!!!
- Zen completely redid his place just for you <3
- he denies the fact that jumin helped him but u know jumin did
- it’s so cute!!!
- piCTURES OF U EVERYWHERE
- the kitchen has a whole lot of sweet things bc he knows u love sweets
-there’s a sex swing in his bedroom
- Seeing Zen in sweats??? H O T
- Zen sees in ur pajamas? He suddenly has to go shower???
- Poor you gets roped into Zen’s workouts
- he claims it’s ur fault since ur sweets are fattening him up
-  living with him is super peaceful tho???
- he has self care days??? Who does that???
- face masks, bubble baths with candles, treats himself to mani pedis
- and he takes such good care of you!
- because of him, you eat more healthy! The sweets are treats okay
- and because of you, zen becomes a little more lowkey because you can’t always handle his dramatic ass everyone in the group chat kisses ur feet for that
- You two brought out the best in each other <3
 
*JAEHEE
- honestly her apartment is the tiniest thing in the world
- like you know the episode of Futurama where Fry moves in with Bender?
- yeah, that small
- you guys end up finding a super cute apartment!!!
- it is on the smaller side but it’s super cozy
- flowers everywhere!!! You want the place bright for when Jaehee comes home from work <3
- y’all have too many pillows on your bed and sofas but it’S WORTH IT
- there’s a little reading nook you guys managed to create!
- also, all the RFA hoes come over all the time
- no matter what u guys do, u can’t stop it
- one time you couldn’t get rid of Saeyoung for weeks because Jaehee figured out DIY Honey Buddha chips
- as much as you two protest, one day futons magically appeared on the floor for them
- Jaehee is the sweetest roommate!!!
- she always leaves u little notes everywhere to let u know she loves you
- she folds down the page corners of store catalogues if she thinks you’d like them
- and she always somehow has a cup of coffee ready for you whenever u need it???
- she’s a magician
- and you always makes sure she eats and rests enough <3
 
*V
- You guys get a house together!
- You needed a room for work and he needed a room for his art, so an apartment was definitely out of the question
- you love decorating the house with him???
- hE MAKES EVERYTHING SO CUTE
- He hung up Christmas lights in your room! Who does that! V’s hipster ass, that’s who
- Polaroids and other pictures eVERYWHERE
- and of course this guys gets a record player
- he puts it in the kitchen and he dances with you in the kitchen when you two cook together
- actually he just dances with you when he can, music or not
- you guys end up having a mini library because V is super into learning about other cultures??? He has books on everything u can name
- he ends up taking u out like every week for aesthetic pics, you cant get out of it no matter what
- sometimes he makes you get up to watch the sunrise with him
- it’s okay tho, u get back at him with a nERF WAR
- and sometimes you use a marshmallow shooter against him randomly
- “hey mc have u seen m-“
- “have U SEEN BOFA DEEZ NUTS”
- he just stands there getting hit by marshmallow as he stares off into the distance
- think of the scene from parks and rec when Andy shoots Ben with marshmallows
- honestly u two are so cute and silly together, and all is right in the world

Healing Tensions*

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Rating: Mature
Summary: An enhanced Reader puts her life at risk on a mission and gets injured once again. Steve - her ex-boyfriend - can’t stand this situation anymore and when he cleans her wounds, they take this opportunity to bring back some memories.
Word Count: 3.1k
Genre: General/light angst
Warnings: Some swearing, an injured Reader, mentions of blood and one of alcohol, pretty heavy sexual tension, slight graphic description of the wound and Steve being protective. You know me, so wait till the end and you’ll read something interesting like mild smut.
Author’s Note: It’s set before the events happening in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Gifs used below aren’t mine, credit to the rightful owners.

Walking out of the brand-new Quinjet in the hangar, the blinding sun, setting in Manhattan’s sky welcomed you as the exhausted Avengers headed towards the same Tower they all lived in. Your main headquarters that Tony had named after your group of heroes since the tragic Tesseract events.

Several out of breaths former S.H.I.E.L.D. doctors waited close to the double doors of the medical bay as some of your teammates approached them whilst Natasha cradled an arm against her chest, the other wrapped around Clint’s shoulder while a bullet hole decorated her bicep.

This had become familiar since S.H.I.E.L.D. had fallen and you’d declared a war against Hydra, searching for Loki’s powerful scepter. Yet, when you had gotten used to this ballet- among all these things around you, your mind couldn’t get used to one thing. Or one man.

Steve Rogers. Your ex-boyfriend, a man you’d met when you were a spy, considered as a promising Agent Maria Hill, or even Melinda May. The first time your eyes had crossed, something had happened. You had thought about this cliché several times, but it was real. You shared this unexplainable connection with him and since this moment, you’d never left each other’s side, being close friends who secretly loved each other… and then lovers.

A bit more than a year of love, worries, passion, wounds and sweetness together and you had to stop everything for everyone’s safety. As the policy forbade relationships between co-workers, you’d tried to not let your feelings get in the way, but it had never been easy. Too much had been engaged between you and being together when stability wasn’t the favorite word made you choose to go separate ways in the painful path of romance.

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LiftMan!Namjoon (Dope!AU)

Originally posted by sweetest-night

Pairing: Reader X Lift Operator!Namjoon

Warnings: Smut (Lift sex, unprotected sex)

Words: 2.4K

Summary: You can’t help but feel intrigued by the cute man in the lift  and things escalate elevate.

“Seven Please” you smile as you step into the lift.

Namjoon immediately looked at you. Usually people just mumbled their destination to him with no please, thank you or even so much as a acknowledging nod. So the fact that you were rather cheerful and actually said please, took him completely by surprise.

He rarely took notice of the people that joined him in the lift, he was required to stand smartly and politely smile at all of his guests but he never noticed them. They all looked the same to him, just a blur of faces that filled his day until he could finally go home. He looked at you, studying the face of the one person that acknowledged his existence.

You looked up at the lift operator stood by the control console, you gave him a friendly smile. He was around your age. He had a soft face his blonde hair poking out of the side of his hat slightly. He smiled politely back at you. There were a subtle trace of his dimples.

You couldn’t deny that he was attractive. You were torn between wanting to rip his clothes off and just squish his adorable face.

He was too busy looking at you that it took him a moment to realise what he was meant to be doing. He eventually snapped back to his job and pressed the button for the seventh floor.

Peaceful lift music played as the doors closed and you started to glide upwards towards your floor.

You were new to the building, you were relocating so that you were closer to work.You were excited to get out of your old shitty apartment where nothing would work as it was meant to. Although you couldn’t help but sigh at the thought of unpacking all of your belongings.

You smiled at the fact that your new building had a cute lift operator that you would hopefully see most days.The lift dinged signalling that you had arrived at your floor.

“Thank you” you smile as you walk out of the lift.

He watches you as you walk down the hallway, the doors close in front of him blocking his view of you. He smiles to himself, wondering when he may see you again.

-

He went back to work with a new sense of hope that he would see more of you, that you were a resident and not just a visitor that he wouldn’t see again. He found himself hoping every time he arrived on the seventh floor that it would be you waiting to get in.

It was nearing the end of his shift when you walked in, he couldn’t help the smile on his face.

“Hello again” you smile at the lift operator.

“H-Hello” he smiles, a little shocked that you were actually talking to him.

“Do you know any good coffee shops around here?” you ask, you had yet to unpack all of your kitchenware and you just wanted a hot drink.

He was stunned for a moment, you were actually talking to him, no one ever talked to him.

“Uh” he had to think for a moment, he wasn’t expecting the question and it was as if his mind had gone blank.

“Y-Yeah there’s a place a couple of streets away, go right out the building, over the road then turn left and it’s on the end of that street” he manages to say.

“Oh thank you” you smile gratefully.

The elevator music plays as you descend towards the ground floor.

“Have you been here all day?” you ask, realising the last time you had seen him must have been a good few hours ago.

He simply nods his head. “Although I’m just finishing now though” he smiles, glad that he doesn’t have to stay in this lift any longer with the same music that is constantly playing in his head a as a result.

“Oh, well do you want to come get coffee with me?” you ask, a little nervous that the handsome man was going to turn you down.

“You want me to come with you?” he says to himself in disbelief.

“Well yeah, I’m terrible with directions anyway and you look like you could use it” you say. “You don’t have to if you don’t want, I get it if you just want to go home or whatever” you add, quickly starting to ramble.

He eventually speaks.

“I’d love to come for coffee with you” he smiles.

The lift dings as you arrive on the ground floor. You walk out of the lift, he follows behind you. You reach the front door, pulling it open and walking into the cool evening air.

“So what’s your name” he asks as you begin to walk together towards the coffee shop he had mentioned.

“Y/N” you smile, as it occurs to you that you still don’t know the name of the cute lift operator.

“Namjoon” he smiles back, reaching his hand out to shake yours .

-

By the time you return it was dark outside. You weren’t sure how long you were in the coffee shop with him, time just seemed to fly by. You had told him about yourself and he had told you a lot about him, like how he lived on the third floor and hence didn’t really get out much.

For the first time in a long time Namjoon felt happy, he was talking to someone, someone who was actually interested in what he had to say, the fact that you were a beautiful girl was just the icing on the cake for him.

-

Something intrigued you about the man in the lift and you wanted to know him more. Over the coming weeks you looked forward to those times when you actually left your apartment to take the lift down, sometimes just wanting to see his kind smile if you were having a bad day.

You had developed a small crush on Namjoon, so much so that you were disappointed when you went to use the lift and he wasn’t there.

Your little lift meetings continued for a couple of months and you would occasionally hang out once he had finished his shift

You weren’t sure what the two of you were, it always felt like there was something more there than just friends, but neither of you had the courage to say anything.

Until that one evening…

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  • Goku: Vegeta, this totally sucks man.
  • Vegeta: This is horrible.
  • Goku: Yeah, I know. I mean, look at this. It’s terrible! “Hercule versus Cell: The Fight of the Century.”
  • Vegeta: No, it’s not that. It’s Bulma. I can’t get her out of my head, and every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch!

I stand by the accusation that the school is a sh♥tty place that allows bullying considering everything that Amber gets away with and how neither Castiel’s nor Nathaniel’s parents were ever contacted about the fights they got into and how Peggy was allowed to slander Candy in her paper for the students to read.

I feel like at some point I’m going to be writing some post canon ereri fanfic, and there’s going to be a scene that goes like this:

Eren: “Levi, remember when I grew that awful beard, cut off my own leg, and infiltrated Marley?”

Levi: “Yeah Brat, you looked fucking terrible.”

Eren: “But you still thought I was cute.”

Levi: “No, no I really didn’t.”

goblintoast  asked:

Hi Kat!! 😊 Apologies if you've answered this already, but what is your favorite Amethyst quote? 💎

Man every time she talks I feel blessed so this is gonna be hard!!

Let me see.. 

  • “Pearl! You just gave her some Shakesperian spiel about light, then got her number like it was nothing?! Pearl, you’re a total rockstar!”
  • “Whoa! You truthed him so hard, he died!”
  • “Rose said… I’m perfect… the way I am!”
  • “Hah…I know what’s wrong with me. I’m not supposed to be small. And everyone’s always acting like there’s no problem. You can be anything you want to be. No! I can’t. Huh…I can’t even be the one thing I’m supposed to be you know?”
  • “Humans should just stop wearing clothes… be a lot funnier.”
  • “Hey, uh, this is Amethyst, I don’t appreciate being called a clod, you clod…”
  • “Homegirl knows we’re gonna beat her into a green pancake.”
  • “Let’s ambush them!”
  • “Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we’ve been here, you’ve just been focusing on what you can’t do. Of course you’re not having any fun. You think that all you are is who you could be, but we don’t hang out with you because of who you could be. We like you.”
  • “Are you trying to kill him faster?”
  • “I got hit by a airplane!”
  • “Yeah! Let’s mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahahaha!”
  • “Shut down by the G-squad!”
  • “NOOOOOO! MI TORTA!”
  • “WHOA, MAMA!”
  • “I never asked to be made!”
  • “Yo, Steman! My seams straight?”
  • “Man, you’ve changed! You look terrible!”
  • “Wait, can Steven fly? Yeah, I think I remember that. No no, I’m thinking of Lapis. Hey, Steven! How did you learn how to fly?”
  • “No! I get mad at myself! That’s, ugh, the thing I do. I get mad at myself and then it makes me suck at everything I do even more.”

i remember a few years ago i thought gorillaz wouldnt ever be back and now it’s happening like i was trying not to get my hopes up bc idk but they updated literally everything today and it finally feels real for me oh my gDO IM LEGit dyING here u gu YS CALL AN AMBULANCE OR GIVE ME A SINGLE ALREADY

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haven appreciation week | day six - favourite relationship

Let’s say a guy like me, who can’t feel anything, meets a woman and discovers he can feel her touch. That just seems like fate, doesn’t it? 

Pool Table

“What do you think you’re laughing about?” Garth looked up from the pool table. His friend was too busy looking at some kind of tablet.

“Nothing,” Jim said. “It’s nothing, just take your shot.”

Garth looked back down at the table. It felt like he’d been planning his shot forever. For some reason he couldn’t quite concentrate. It was so hot in the basement that he couldn’t think. He started to stripe his shirt off. He could feel his friend staring at him. Garth knew how much his friend liked him. It wasn’t that hard to tell. He was ripped. His entire body had hard muscle from playing sports in high school. After he graduated he kept up with an intense training program.

“Is this too much for you?” Garth asked.

Jim tried to hide his smile. He was doing a terrible job. “Yeah. Looks great.” Garth felt like he was being mocked when Jim gave him a thumbs up.

“So what are you looking at?” Garth was starting to get annoyed.

“I told you, it’s nothing.”

“Nothing, huh?” Garth moved closer to his friend slightly flexing his muscles. It always made Jim hesitate. In that moment Garth grabbed the tablet.

“Hey! Don’t touch that!”

Garth pushed the much smaller Jim away with one hand. He easily kept it out of Jim’s reach. “I just thought I was touching nothing,” he mocked. Jim struggled to get it back but that wasn’t going to happen. He was way too small to do anything.

Instead Garth scrolled down through the device. “What is this?” he questioned looking at the text entries. They all looked like they were describing his life.

“NOTHING!” Jim shouted. “It’s nothing! Don’t worry about it!” Jim started struggling even harder; his small compact body unable to even be a match for Garth’s one arm.

“Doesn’t look like nothing,” Garth responded. “What is this? It’s creepy. Why is my height and weight in here?” He pointed at the area that said 6’3” 230lbs.

“It’s nothing!”

“You don’t get it back till you tell me what it is.”

Jim started to weigh his options. “It’s a device that changes whatever you type into it.” His head dropped to the floor. “I just thought I’d make a few changes to see if it actually worked.”

Garth looked confused. “Changes?” Had something actually changed? He’d always been the big football stud. Right? “So what you’re telling me is if I type something in here it will cause that to change?” Jim nodded. Garth looked at it again. He started typing, ‘Jim does everything I tell him.’

“Don’t change anything!” Jim whined.

“Don’t worry about it. Go take your shot,” Jim instantly stopped caring about his tablet thing. He went back to the pool game. Garth couldn’t help but grin to himself. ‘This is going to be fun.’

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♕ shadow of the moon, sea of the shadow }]

The rich smell of the ocean surrounded her, a smell something like the smell of blood. The sea was in her veins. That is why, when she closed her ears, she heard the distant roar of the ocean.

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I remember when you scolded me in Junior High. You said the same thing. It was right after we got crushed in a practice match before the tournament. I figured we were destined for failure in the real tournament. “Even if we’re not confident that we’ll win, even if other tell us we don’t stand a chance, we must never tell ourselves that”. End quote. 

5 times Peter Nureyev kissed Juno Steel and 1 time Juno kissed him back

I’ve been having a lot of thoughts recently about Jupeter and physical affection and Juno’s problem with Not Letting Himself Have Nice Things; thus, this fic was born. Read on for a little bit of angst and a whole lot of fluff and happiness. (Because deep down, all we really want is for Juno Steel to be happy.) 


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“Life can wait one night, Juno. Come here.”

He knows he shouldn’t. He’s been suspicious of Rex from the start; by now he’s almost certain that the Dark Matters agent is not what he appears. The flirtation, the kindness, and even that inexplicable trust could easily all be an act put on to seduce him into incompetence. But now Rex is leaning in, one hand pulling at Juno’s coat and the other curling around the back of his neck, and Juno can’t make himself turn away.

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