yeah idk why can't i be her

  • Kara: hey Alex can you help me with this
  • Alex: is that a lamp
  • Kara: yeah well it's supposed to be a red sun lamp but I can't get it to work
  • Alex: why do you need a red sun lamp what are you--
  • Maggie: *smirking* just help the kid out with her red sun lamp, little danvers has plans
  • Kara: *blushing* I- *fixes glasses* want to surprise Lena later ton--
  • Alex: you know what? I don't even wanna know just hand it over
  • Maggie: trying not to break any more of your furniture I see
constructed emotional responses
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>my mom:</b> *tells me about the death of a family member who I am not close too*<p/><b>me internally:</b> ok gotta choose a good emotional response that I can mimic. Tears?? No, I can't fake cry. I can show surprise, because yeah I'm pretty surprised. Hmm, ask multiple questions. How? Where? Nice nice. Empathy? Nope, don't have the energy to do that. Sympathy? yeah I can do that, they meant a lot to my mom and I love my mom. In conclusion, shock and sympathy. Use that to cover the fact that you don't have any emotional response to her passing.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
What went down in Climatika
  • Alec: welcome to this gameshow! vote for one of these small children to become a weather person!
  • Aurore: what are people voting based on?
  • Alec: well, they pick which of you they like more
  • Aurore: so it's just based on people's whims rather than our qualifications?
  • Alec: ok Aurore, that's enough, now let's get voting people
  • Marinette: get back here you little s**t
  • Manon: *doesn't get back here*
  • Alya: hey Marinette, that hot guy is at the park
  • Marinette: omg I love that hot guy!
  • Manon: hey Marinette, you're supposed to be babysitting me
  • Marinette: I can totally handle it
  • Alya: your life is literally a burning shamble of chaos and awkwardness
  • Marinette: ikr, now let's go to the park
  • Alec: yeah, the numbers are in and Aurore is a poor, pathetic, sad loser mcloserface
  • Aurore: real mature Alec
  • Alec: are you going to turn evil now?
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Alec: this is a surprising development that I could never have anticipated
  • Climatika: *f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: it's not stalking if he doesn't see me
  • Alya: *facepalms*
  • Vincent: hey, imma need a girl to pose with Adrien
  • Alya: this plot development is as fake as your accent
  • Vincent: now that's just hurtful
  • Alya: hey Manon, I'm a magical unicorn
  • Manon: so am I!
  • Manon: *transforms into a unicorn*
  • Alya: this definitely didn't happen in this episode
  • Manon: fine
  • Climatika: *shows up, f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: Tikki, activate anime! *transforms*
  • Climatika: *keeps f**king s**t up*
  • Adrien: Plagg, work with me for a minute
  • Plagg: f**k you Adrien, imma eat this cheese
  • Adrien: *transforms*
  • Chat Noir: hey ice queen, what are you hoping to accomplish here?
  • Climatika: idk
  • Chat Noir: maybe you should come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: *hits Chat Noir so hard he literally makes pinball noises when he crashes into a bunch of parked cars*
  • Chat Noir: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT
  • Ladybug: hey Chat Noir imma poke you in the face
  • Chat Noir: kk cool
  • Ladybug: let's go attack her now
  • Climatika: here have lightning
  • Ladybug: ok that didn't work, let's attack her again
  • Climatika: here have wind
  • Ladybug: third time's the charm?
  • Climatika: here have ice
  • Chat Noir: speaking of charms, maybe you could use that one power you have that's always the key to taking down villains?
  • Ladybug: sorry I can't hear you
  • Climatika: here have a bus
  • Chat Noir: WHY
  • Climatika: idk
  • Hawkmoth: can we come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: yeah, bc I have no idea what I'm doing here
  • Hawkmoth: let's go to the TV studio and somehow make a broadcast bringing Ladybug and Chat Noir there, and then take their Miraculouses
  • Climatika: that doesn't sound like much of a plan
  • Hawkmoth: I'm trying, ok?
  • Climatika: in the process can I make a literal freaking tornado around the TV studio?
  • Hawkmoth: that seems excessive
  • Climatika: says the person who spends his entire life in a f**king butterfly dome just so he can steal jewelry from teenagers
  • Hawkmoth: let's not get personal here
  • Ladybug: ok she's at the TV studio, let's go
  • Chat Noir: is it a trap?
  • Ladybug: easy Admiral Ackbar, it's not a trap
  • Climatika: it's a trap
  • Chat Noir: I totally called it!
  • Ladybug: fine
  • Climatika: *attacks*
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *towel happens*
  • Ladybug: imma fabulous flying beetle girl
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Climatika: *crashes through billboard*
  • Ladybug: *steals umbrella, throws it to Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: *throws it back*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Marinette: *goes to park*
  • Vincent: Adrien, pose with the small kid
  • Marinette: my heart is destroyed forever
  • Alya: it really isn't
  • ROLL CREDITS
  • mom when I go to school and don't tell her I'm sick: wth !!!! you gotta tell me these things I can't read your mind geeze
  • mom when I ask not to go to school and tell her I'm sick: it's your fault lol suck it up just go you always make excuses
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Terrible thing. What is? Being born like that. Is it? Can you imagine, looking in the mirror and seeing that staring back at you?

Yes, I can.

anonymous asked:

I don't like Alida morberg or Alexa Chung but Alexa lookss greater than her Alida is ok she's not even her real age why will Bill wanna be with someone like that I mean which is crazy both her and Bill can't act but I mean that's them Alida seems to get around tooo just saying "hon är ett svenskt hora"

WOAH! Is She Really!?!🤣 & Idk Bill Likes What He Likes Sooo Yeah Lol! I Can’t Really Speak On Her Age B/C I Don’t Know If It’s True Or Not But She Does Look Older Butttt Who Knows…

Early Bird gets the Worm

Kustard (Ut!Sans x Uf!Sans)

Um, General Fluff.


Errr, monsters are on the surface and there’s peace cuz I don’t want to do conflicts cuz this is fluff and i don’t feel doing conflicts. (TT w TT)

I tried to capture their characters, and tried to think of puns D’X but failed no doubt. oh well. fanfic is fanfic. nothing is canon. OTL


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In the car with my Mom and Sister
  • Mom: Wanna watch a movie when we get home?
  • Sister: Yes! Lets watch The Avengers.
  • Mom: No that movie confuses me.
  • Me: *mentally questions my moms confusion for the movie*
  • Me: You guys can, I have too much writing to do.
  • Me: *curses myself after realizing what I just said*
  • Sister: Writing? Why do you have so much writing to do?
  • Me: Uh well I write fan fiction on tumblr... I have to finish all of my requests.
  • Mom: Requests? What are those?
  • Sister: People send her story plots and she writes them.
  • Me:
  • Me: Yeah. Kind of.
  • Mom: Well I know you're a good writer, so lets read some when we get home!
  • Me: No you guys can't read them.
  • Mom & Sister: Why not?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *thinking in my head* idk maybe because I fuCKING WRITE SMUT OMG.
  • Me:
  • Me: None of them are done yet.
  • Mom & Sister: Fine.
  • Me: *thinking in my head again* good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught.

also can we talk about the fact that Clara Oswald doesn’t have to be “tough” to be brave

Like she is crying and shaking and openly admits that she’s terrified

but she still stands her ground and refuses to yield and trusts that the Doctor will come for her

and I just really appreciate showing that kind of strength because that’s not a kind of strength that gets portrayed a lot

Sunlight, firelight, starlight

Adrien knows he shouldn’t do it. Adrien knows that there will be consequences to this action and Adrien knows this is probably a bad idea but Adrien is not here on this rooftop, Chat is, and Chat is tired of staring up at the girl who hung the moon and wishing, and every fiber of his being is telling him to leave that behind and take the chance to do something with someone who is with him, on his level. 

So he does.

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Words: 2782, Language: English

  • Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
  • Rating: Teen and Up 
  • Warning: None
  • Categories: M/F
  • Relationships: Ladynoir (specifically Marichat)

The result of me being marichat trash at 4 am, and thinking “Oh boy I’ve never written a kiss before I should try to do that.”


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ok but every character in tmr and even some of the fans of the books are all like “thomas is the hero, thomas saved everyone, etc.” but the gladers would have never even escaped the maze if it wasn’t for teresa like you can hate on her however much you want but there wouldn’t even be a second or third book without her and you can’t deny that she’s important so idk why u guys give tom all the credit bc he probs wouldn’t have even been able to come up with a plan without teresa tbh

lucas would be the one to plan and initiate the proposal at first. he’d be down on his knees and maya would probably stare at him, all wide-eyed at first, but then nonchalant the next second, all the while biting her lip in that way that drives him absolutely mad. he gets so excited that his hands get all clammy, thus resulting in him fumbling around a bit to get the ring. he would stop for a second and run his hands all over the areas which have pockets in an attempt to find the ring. he’d then realize that he’d lost the ring.

maya would go, “all right there, cowboy?” and he’d reply, voice lacing with frustration now, telling her to give him a minute. he would stand and keep muttering to himself (could’ve sworn it was here’s, couldn’t have left it behind’s, mama would kill me for’s and a bunch of other things) and maya would notice this and tell him to stop, crouching to his level. she would tell him to take deep breaths and calm down. he would do as she says, and an overwhelming sense of warmth completely takes over him.

“oh, fuck it. just marry me,” he would mumble, before leaning in to kiss her, and she she would smile into the kiss, reciprocating all the warmth and need he put into it; pulling him closer and, hmm, just closer. no words would be needed. the pair knows it was as good as any other yes’s would go. they knew how they felt about each other and have never been more sure.

maya would break apart first, but she’d keep her arms around his neck. both are just tangled affairs who feel the need for air. a slight glint would catch her eye, and she would grin at him. she’d take action.

“you, sir, are an absolute idiot,” she’d say, and he’d reply with his head hung low, “i know, but in all fairness, i am your idiot …,” and as he continues his soliloquy of sorts, she‘d pick up the ring (he sees this, of course) and would proceed to take his hand in hers. she’d lead him back to his seat, and in turn, he would bite his lip and chuckle at the whole situation.

“damn it.” he’d bury his face, his neck slightly tinged with red.

“hi, I’m maya. you’re really cute,” she’d start, and he’d look up at her in awe. “we should hang out sometime. you make me happy.” inching closer to him, they’d try to keep themselves from letting out a series of soft laughter.

“you did pay enough attention to me, and at first, it wasn’t working. it was me, not you,” she’d admit, and he’d just quirk a brow at her (she’d remind herself to constrain herself from jumping on his bones again).

“we ended up as friends, oddly enough and as time passed, even more than that— and well, it was worth it.” he’d grin smugly, and she’d roll her eyes in response at that.

“so, are you saying we should get together or something?” he’d tease.

“no, not really. but more along the lines of, oh, i don’t know— let’s get hitched, cowboy.”

she’d hand him the ring and stare at him pointedly. “well, get on it already. we don’t have all night.”

“yeah, thought this was what you wanted, ma’am,” he’d counter fondly, taking her left hand in one of his. using his other hand, he’d slide the band on her ring finger.

let’s just say that this moment wouldn’t be the only thing that’d be going down that night.

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