yeah idk what this is omg hello i am not dead

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Pairing: Fred Weasley x Reader

Request: Yes! Anon:  Hello! Could I request a Fred Weasley imagine where the reader and fred are finally together although fred doesnt want the reader to tell anyone except a few close friends because he would want to rub it in the faces of other boys who would dare ask her out. Omg idk. Thank you!

A/N: Another one! Btw the series is coming after this one, expect it sometime this week. Sorry if the end is not as good.


“Finally!” George Weasley shouted. He found me a his twin brother kissing, we were in a closet in wich Fred had just pulled me to kiss me, I had a crush on this boy since the first year Now in our sixth year and with the Yule Ball being announced I found out that he felt the same way as me.

“You two been dancing around each other since first year, and now five years later me brother finally got the balls to tell you!”

“Yeah, yeah whatever, now could you please leave us alone?” Fred raised and eyebrow looking at his brother.

“Ok,ok, I am leaving” he said walking away, when he was about to dissapear through a corner he shouted “Have fun!”

Well he is gone” Fred said I just giggled

“Now there two questions I have to ask you” he said

“What questions?” I smirked

“Number one:  Would you be my girlfriend?” he looked at me

“Do you need to ask that? Of course I will” i kissed him again “And the other one?”

“Actually there’s two more”

“Go ahead”

“Will you go to the Yule Ball with me?”

“Again: do you need to ask that?”

“Ok, you are right” he continued “And the last one: can we keep it a secret?”

I furrowed

“Just until the Yule Ball”

“And why do you want to keep it a secret?”

“Because a lot of guys are going to ask you to go with them during the next weeks and I want to have fun”

“So you want to scare them off in the most amazing way?”

“Yep”

“Then I’m in”


He was right, that same day after dinner I was going out of the Great Hall when a Hufflepuff guy came and asked me.

“I am sorry but-”

“She is already going with someone, you are late my friend” Fred interrupted me and the kissed me, it was a long kiss, when we stopped the Hufflepuff guy was long gone.

“Was the kiss really necessary?”

“Of course”

“I dont think so”

A couple of days later a Durmstrang boy came and asked me, before I cold answer Fred came, grabbed my waist and kissed me passionetly they guy left but not before giving Fred a dead look.

Tree days later another guy came at this point I dindnt even looked at him, when he fishe the question Fred arrived pusshing the guy and the carried me like a bride away from the guy shouting “Not available!”

By the end of the secoond week everyone knew I was going with him, or so we thought, but with three days away to the Yule Ball another boy asked me but instead of letting me answer he tried to kiss me.

“Back off!” I shouted, the problem was that I was in a tree near the black lake and away from the castle

“what’s the problem baby?”

“You! Get off me!” he was grabbing my waist and he wouldnt let me go.

“I am not leeting you go if I dont hear you say yes” he tightened his arms

“FRED!” I shouted, he was at the other side of the lake talking to George

“Ssshh, baby they are going to hear us”

“FRED, GEORGE!” I shouted as hard as I could, I saw one of the twins looked my way and pointed to where I was, when th other one turned around they both came running my way.

“FRED, GEORGE!”I shouted again

The boy wouldnt let me go and now he was grabbing my hands together but when he saw the twins coming he let me go and walked, more like runned, away

“Y/N! are you ok?” Fred said coming to me

“Yes, Im fine, that boy is crazy”

“We could see that, do you want us to do something about it?” George said

“No, we’ll prank him later”

“More like kill him later” Fred said

“let’s go it’s time for dinner” George 

“I am starving!” I shouted “See ya’ there loosers!” 

“Oh, little Y/n wants a race?” Fred

“Little Y/n will get a race” George 

They looked at each other and ran behind me.


8

NaLu Week Day 1: Longing


Lucy Heartfilia was an orphan.

Her parents left her in a church as a baby. A kind woman, the Mother Superior of the convent, heard her cries at the church corridor. Taking pity at the infant, she took care of Lucy hoping that her parents comes back for her.

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I love marichat so much because just the thought of it makes me laugh. I mean can you even imagine?? 

  • Chat being confused af by sassy Marinette who gives him dead-eyed stares each time he makes a pun when she’s so flustered around Adrien. Like he’s so confused?? !? What is it about Adrien that could intimidate someone who isn’t even phased by a superhero lol

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Okay, so. Don’t be mad at me but like.

I had this idea for this AU and decided to write down cause, why not, right? But it ended up with 7k words and I can’t really turn into an actual narration and stuff? so Like… I’ll post this rlly embarrassing thing instead…

In this AU Mondo and Ishimaru are like…. 19-22 years old and Hope’s peak doesn’t exist. 

Enjoy?????

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anonymous asked:

why do you like red so much? like yeah it was good but i thought that critics said it wasn't sonically cohesive or something

i mean, fuck sonic cohesiveness or whatever. RED IS THE BEST ALBUM ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH DO YOU WANT PROOF I’LL GIVE YOU PROOF.

  • state of grace - this is actually the best song to ever be written ever like LISTEN TO THE LYRICS LISTEN TO THE MELODY I LOVE IT ALL IT’S ALL SO GOOD “WE ARE ALONE WITH OUR CHANGING MINDS, WE FALL IN LOVE TILL IT HURTS OR BLEEDS OR FADES IN TIME” “WE ARE ALONE JUST YOU AND ME, UP IN YOUR ROOM AND OUR SLATES ARE CLEAN, JUST TWIN FIRE SIGNS, FOUR BLUE EYES” “SO YOU WERE NEVER A SAINT AND I’VE LOVED IN SHADES OF WRONG, WE LEARN TO LIVE WITH THE PAIN, MOSAIC BROKEN HEARTS” “THIS IS A STATE OF GRACE, THIS IS A WORTHWHILE FIGHT, LOVE IS A RUTHLESS GAME UNLESS YOU PLAY IT GOOD AND RIGHT, THESE ARE THE HANDS OF FATE, YOU’RE MY ACHILLES HEEL, THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF SOMETHING GOOD AND RIGHT AND REAL” READ THOSE LYRICS AND TELL ME YOU DON’T FEEL SOMETHING TELL ME THEY DON’T GIVE YOU CHILLS LIKE DAMN HOW DID TAYLOR WRITE THIS EVERY LYRIC IS A MASTERPIECE
  • red - i loooove this song omg like the background guitar i love it so much i love the idea i love the imagery i love the picture she paints of this turbulent, crazy, passionate love “like the colors in autumn so bright just before they lose it all” damn i love that line so much i just can’t with this song??? i love how it incorporates like her country roots ugh i just love it so much “remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes, tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go, but moving on from him isn’t possible when i still see it all in my head, in burning red” BYE
  • treacherous - LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS SONG IS “PUT YOUR LIPS CLOSE TO MINE, AS LONG AS THEY DON’T TOUCH, OUT OF FOCUS, EYE TO EYE, TILL THE GRAVITY’S TOO MUCH, AND I’LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY, IF YOU SAY IT WITH YOUR HANDS, AND I’D BE SMART TO WALK AWAY, BUT YOU’RE QUICKSAND” IM SCREAMING????? BEAUTIFUL??? AND THE GUITAR IN THE BACKGROUND????????? I LOVE IT “”AND ALL WE ARE IS SKIN AND BONE, TRAINED TO GET ALONG, FOREVER GOING WITH THE FLOW, BUT YOU’RE FRICTION” OH MY GODDDDD “TWO HEADLINES SHINE THROUGH THE SLEEPLESS NIGHT AND I WILL GET YOU, GET YOU ALONE” IT’S SO CALMING BUT GIVES YOU SO MANY EMOTIONS AT THE SAME TIME I GET GOOSEBUMPS I CAN’T DEAL I LOVE THIS SONGGGGG
  • i knew you were trouble - soooo different from the first three songs but man HEADBANG JAM OUT DANCE AROUND THE CLUB I DONT GIVE A FUCK THIS SONG IS SUCH A GOOD SONG TO LIP SYNC AND ACT OUT WITH APPROPRIATE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND CRAP AND HONESTLY IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK IT WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD also i looooove how taylor kinda went outside her comfort song with the whole dubstep/electronic vibes oh man LOVE THIS SONG
  • all too well - what do i even say about this song that hasn’t been said before WHAT A BEAUTY WHAT A MASTERPIECE EVERY SINGLE LYRIC WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION @ TAYLOR “OH YOUR SWEET DISPOSITION AND MY WIDE EYED GAZE” “AUTUMN LEAVES FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE” “CAUSE HERE WE ARE AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WE’RE DANCING ROUND THE KITCHEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT” THAT LINE JUST GIVES YOU A CERTAIN FEELING IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT “WELL MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH BUT MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TILL YOU TORE IT ALL UP, RUNNING SCARED, I WAS THERE, I REMEMBER IT, ALL TOOOOO WELLLLLLLLLLLLL, HEY YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST I’M A CRUMPLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE CUZ I REMEMBER IT ALL, ALL, ALL……. too well……….. time won’t fly it’s like i’m paralyzed by it, i’d like to be my old self again but i’m still tryna find it, after plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own, now you mail back my things and i walk home alone” FUCK OH MY GOD
  • 22 - DANCE PARTY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM AT THREE AM WITH MY BEST FRIENDS THIS IS WHAT THIS SONG IS FOR. JAM OUT. SING IN THE SHOWER. THIS SONG IS SO FUN TO SING AND DANCE TO IT’LL HELP YOU RECOVER FROM ALL TOO WELL also i just love it it’s so catchy
  • i almost do - im gonna be honest i rarely listen to this song but only because i feel like crying every. damn. time and honestly i’m not emotionally strong to handle this beauty. “i bet it never ever occured to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye” :-((( i’m so sad just thinking about it
  • we are never ever getting back together - i don’t think i’ll get over how amazing this song is??? perfect for after i almost do because you just want to GET UP AND DANCE and be ANGRY and happy at the same time????????? this song is such a JAM you can dance your ass off to it and it helps you in times of anger what a wonderful piece of pop music
  • stay stay stay - the fucking happiest song on the face of the earth????? the cute music??? taylor sounds like she’s smiling the entire song??? the little laugh???? i’m dead??? it’s so HAPPY the relationship she describes is so HAPPY this song makes me wanna smile twenty four seven it gets me so excited to be in love wow
  • the last time - this song is so heartwrenching it literally tugs at your heartstrings the harmonizing with gary the lyrics the music it’s almost haunting “and right before your eyes i’m breaking” and the BRIDGE you can practically hear the pleading in taylor’s voice you can hear her breaking im gonna cry just THINKING about it i love this song so much everyone go listen to it RIGHT NOW
  • holy ground - fuck this song is so good. it’s so so so sos os good. so happy. so reminiscent. it just gives off this vibe of dancing down the street with not a care in the world. it makes me want to move to a big city and accomplish everything i want in the world. it makes me want to fall in love and fall out of love “spinning like a girl in a brand new dress” yes pls “we blocked the noise with the sound of i need you” and taylor’s so content about the end of the relationship it’s accepting it’s looking back on this great relationship and it’s not sad but happy that it happened and that’s just such an important point to be at post breakup and i love it also the DRUMS
  • sad beautiful tragic - THIS SONG. THIS FUCKING SONG. I CRY EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS ISN’T EVEN A LIE. “LONG HANDWRITTEN NOTE DEEP IN YOUR POCKET, WORDS HOW LITTLE THEY MEAN, WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE TOO LATE” “GOOD GIRLS, HOPEFUL THEY’LL BE, AND LONG THEY WILL WAIT” “IN DREAMS, I MEET YOU IN WARM CONVERSATION, WE BOTH WAKE, IN LONELY BEDS, DIFFERENT CITIES, AND TIME IS TAKING ITS SWEET TIME ERASING YOU, AND YOU’VE GOT YOUR DEMONS AND DARLING THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ME” BEAUTIFUL??? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL TAYLOR HOW??? HOW DO YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE THIS??? “DISTANCE, TIMING, BREAKDOWN, FIGHTING, SILENCE, THE TRAIN RUNS OFF ITS TRACKS, KISS ME TRY TO FIX IT, WOULD YOU JUST TRY TO LISTEN, HANG UP, GIVE UP, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF US WE CAN’T GET BACK,” im done i can’t anymore
  • the lucky one - really the only song taylor’s written about fame and it’s written BEAUTIFULLY i love the vibe it gives off like she’s a hollywood starlet the music is sooo nice and the words just flow together i honestly don’t even know how to explain it you just have to listen to it it’s amazing
  • everything has changed - this song is so SWEET it makes me want to fall in love so bad i wanna feel all of this how can you not after this song i love how it’s really only guitar at first i love how ed’s in it and how it sounds when they sing honestly their voices go together SO WELL man i love this song
  • starlight - I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH. I LOVE THE VIBE AND HOW ITS LIKE SET IN THE 40S AND THE PICTURE IT PAINTS. AND THE RHYTHM. “HE SAID LOOK AT YOU, WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT, THINGS YOU CAN’T CHANGE. YOU’LL SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE SINGING THE BLUES IF YOU KEEP THINKING THAT WAY.” “DON’T YOU SEE THE STARLIGHT, STARLIGHT? DON’T YOU DREAM IMPOSSIBLE THINGS?” I LOVE THIS SONG
  • begin again - what do i even say honestly…. the music and everything is so simple but not the words and not the message and it’s SUCH an important message because the song showcases how broken taylor was after all the relationships described through this album, these crazy, turbulent loves and begin again shows like a new beginning a wonderful one filled with hope and happiness and you can hear that in her voice and when she sings “i’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break, and burn, and end” i cry a little ngl wow what a strong ending to the album

anyway this album is literally better than anything ever in the world

Calzona relationship

Arizona: hey you cryin pretty lady why you in a bathroom cryin people talk about you being a lesbian but thats okay cause we’re gonna kiss now

Callie: what more women i have to date more women

Arizona: we cool

Callie: oh wait I like this

Arizona: uhoh I can’t date you you’re a baby lesbian

Callie: ayo i dated a woman once ( if you can consider hahn a woman )lol 

Arizona: … bye

Callie: HEY LISTEN I WANNA TAKE YOU TO DINNER

Arizona: …ummm okay fineee

Callie: oh wait one second, lets just have a talk about my dad

Arizona: lol i saw him attack mark lol 

Callie: yeahhhhhhh bout dat

Arizona: I got this 

Arizona: yo I’m the daughter of a guy who taught me good things

Papa Torres: cool 

Arizona:  I love ya bby girl

Papa Torres: also cool

Arizona: I protect the things I love

Papa Torres: aww this is nice

Papa Torres: also, Callie bby you no more have money 

Callie: jkadfhgldskhgfjdsljasdgjkhfkadslsakjf (spanish)

Arizona: idk wtf you saying bby lemmie get markie

Mark:I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING PLEASE TELL US

Callie: UGH IM MORE POOR NOW 

Arizona: its aight

Arizona: Lets go on a date cause I’m your girlfriend

Callie: ugh this is bad lets NOT DATE CAUSE YOU RICH

Arizona: oh what? 

Callie: I CANT EVEN ORDER SALAD 

Arizona: thats cool we can have sammiches 

Callie: you don’t like dem

Arizona: I like the chick who has dem

Callie: cool cool 

Callie: WAIT we don’t like sammiches at all lets eat pizza

Arizona: kay

Callie: we have sex with the pizza in the bed

Arizona: GOOD IDEA

Papa Torres: come here Callie-pie

Callie: yes how is genovia? 

Papa Torres: good good, lets talk about this gay thing. here is a priest. he will fix you. 

Callie: jesus jesus jesus 

Papa Torres: jesus jesus jesus 

Priest: umm…this isn’t working maybe we should try-

Papa Torres: WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME

Callie: YOU CANT PRAY AWAY DA GAY

Callie: I’m gonna go home now

Papa Torres: wait a minute its okay you can be gay now

Callie: aww thanks dad

Papa Torres: can you make babies

Callie: well we can buy some baby making stuff i’m obsessed with babies obviously ill have some

Papa Torres: aww good your mom will hate this but i’ll tell her anyway

Callie: thanks pa

Callie: I want a baby some hot girl wrote her number on my hand and now I wanna call her

Arizona: oh okay me no want those they gross

Callie: please i cry all the time about it please

Arizona: no, but I’ll unselfishly let you go to follow your dreams because i love you so much wah hug me lets cry together

Callie: what now

Arizona: we see each other at work

Arizona: we’ll probably make out in the elevator

Arizona: and then you’ll hate me for a little bit

Callie: lol okay bby

Arizona: no for real stop being a bitch to me and i’ll stop being a bitch to you

Callie: NO

Arizona: WELL WE’RE STUCK IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A SCARED LITTLE GIRL NOW SO LETS BE NICE

Callie: oh right. ima sing to the little princess

Arizona: i’m so scared

Callie: Arizona is so pretty she has a super magic smile

Arizona: heyyy here it is girlll smilinnn away

Callie: okay good lets gtfo of here gun man deady

Arizona: wait bby

Callie: we don’t need no babies we gots each others

Arizona: nahh lets have 10 thousand babies i want them all i love you pretty woman 

Callie: YAY

Arizona: ALSO, I’m going to africa

Callie: for real dough? 

Arizona: yeah you comeee broom broom

Callie: okay okay this will be fun

Callie: mark I don’t want to go

Mark: tell her that

Callie: no i’ll play pretend

Arizona: lalala getting on the plane fulfilling my dreams

Callie: wait lets not

Arizona: why you so passive aggressive 

Callie: sorry bub

Arizona: k you stay here

Callie: but then we’ll break up

Arizona: well we’re already screaming in the middle of an airport soooo 

Callie: UGH DONT YOU DARE

Arizona: bye pretty lady

Callie: I’m gonna cry forever

Cristina: let me give you a hair do

Callie: this is a great idea

Callie: this was a terrible idea

Cristina: oops

Mark: you need some sexual sorbet

Callie: good idea, and lets not use a condom 

Callie: aw man why did I do that. 

Arizona: i miss you omg my voice is little and cute and sore

Callie: Ima shut the door now

Callie: you slept outside

Arizona: no lol but i got back super early cause I’m smart

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Arizona: i’m sorry

Callie: nope

Callie: i’m preggo my leggo ugh balls

Arizona: UGH FOR REAL

Arizona: SIT THE EFF DOWN MY BABIES IN THERE I DONT WANT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO MY BABY

Callie: your baby? 

Arizona: DID I STUTTER

Callie: okay okay you are forgiven lets have sex FINALLY

Callie: this is so exciting we gonna go on a trip

Arizona: I KNOW

Arizona: stop texting mark though

Callie: no

Arizona: i’m just gonna take this phone and throw it now

Callie: idiot i’m gonna obviously take off my seat belt and lean in the back while you’re driving cause i’m not a pregnant doctor or anything i don’t know this is a bad idea

Arizona: wait marry me

Callie: watch the road AZ bby

Arizona: marry me dough

Callie: ummm

Arizona: a truck came out of no where 

Mark: lol no you shoulda watched the road

Arizona: i will kill you

Mark: no you ain’t this babies momma

Arizona: LOL i’m gonna save it though cause it is my baby you man whore go fix some rich ladies face

Mark: ugh so right though

Arizona: wakeup i love you wakeup i love you wake up i love you i am me the universe and you

Callie: yes

Arizona: what

Callie: yeah

Arizona: what

Callie: I WILL MARRY YOU JESUS

Arizona: oh thats cool i’d just be happy with a hello though 

Callie: gimmie my baby

Arizona: no you needa wait a minute

Callie: gimmie

Arizona: WAIT

Callie: lets leave the hospital, but i don’t wanna get in the car

Arizona: its gonna be good you’ll wear a seat belt this time. we got this. 

Callie: why you always spending time with markie now

Arizona: ummm idk

Callie: STOP I WANNA HAVE SEX

Arizona: cool

Arizona: so now lets invite our parents over

Callie: my moms the worst though

Arizona: it’ll be okay we got a cute baby now old ladies love cute babies

Callie: okay

Callie’s mom: i’m a bitch and a homophobe

Callie: the weddings off

Bailey: STFU ima do the wedding cause I’m a boss

Callie: COOL 

Callie: i do

Arizona: i do

DJ: time for daddy baby dances now

Arizona: uhoh

Callie: its cool i’ll dance with mark he’s a dad now

Arizona: OKAY

Papa Torres: Here I yam! 

Callie: AWW DADDY! WHERES THE BITCH

Papa Torres: back in Genovia 

Callie awesome

Arizona: soo now my best friend is dead from childhood and I’m sad don’t ever leave me calliope

Callie: i would NEVER

Arizona: good ima take a plane now brb

Callie: ima lay on the bed in my sexy undies and wait for you 

Arizona: ou

Arizona: OW I CAN SEE MY BONE

Arizona: DON’T CUT OFF MY LEG 

Callie: i won't 

Callie: cut off the leg alex, i promised I would’t

Arizona: UGH CALLIE WHYD YOU SAVE MY LIFE

Callie: its okay bby you have undiagnosed PTSD 

Arizona: i peed myself

Callie: THERES NO WHERE ELSE TO GO

Arizona: ou i got a sexy new legg now

Callie: hey prosthetics are hot

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: no

Callie: lets have sex

Arizona: okay 

Callie: is this good

Arizona: higher

Callie: here?

Arizona: did you forget how this works? 

Arizona: lets have a baby

Callie: good idea!

Arizona: i’m pregnant!

Callie: lemmie kiss the belly carrying the embryo cause I’m cute as hell

Arizona: oh no it died 

Callie: balls i missed it oh well lets try again

Arizona: no. 

Callie: ya

Arizona: NO I DONT WANT TO 

Arizona: hey doc 

Slutty Slut: lets do it

Arizona: my wifes hotter than you

Sluttly Slut: okay but its a black out i’m gonna pray on your insecurities and take advantage of you

Arizona: okay

Callie: hey Slutty slut why you wearing my wifes wedding ring

Callie: OH NO YOU DIDN'T 

Arizona: YOU DIDNT LOSE ANYTHING I DID

Callie: OMG BACK TO THE LEG

Arizona: NO LEGIT I LOST EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HATES ME MY BEST FRIEND DIED I LOST MY LEG I LOST A BABY YOU DON’T THINK IM HOT UGH MY LIFE 

Callie: whatever I’m taking the baby and bouncin

Arizona: LET ME SEE MY BABY

Sofia: hi mommaas

Arizona: hi i love you so much you mah fave

Callie: give her here, Malfoy. 

Arizona: i get her next week

Leah: hey Arizona you drunk now

Arizona: yupp nose booping and shiz

Leah: lets do it

Arizona: okay

Leah: last night was fun

Arizona: what

Callie: lets get back together my dads a dirty whore and convinced me to give you a chance

Arizona: okay i did it with leah though oopsies

Callie: ugh i can’t trust you ever

Arizona: sorry

Callie: okay so now theres a lawsuit on me? GREAT

Arizona: Callie WAIT I NEED YOU I LOVE YOU I MADE A MISTAKE IM SORRY 

Callie: okay, now we roller blade

Arizona: WAHOOOO

Callie: BABY TIME?! 

Arizona: OKAY WAIT I DONT WANT TO CARRY  IT

Callie: WAH I CANT CARRY A BABY BECAUSE I ALMOST DIED LAST TIME

Arizona: okay wanna do a SURROGACY 

Callie: GREAT IDEA

Arizona: I WANNA DO A NEW FELLOWSHIP

Callie: no

Arizona: please?

Callie: what about the baby?

Arizona:: sorry i wont

Callie: okay fine do it

Arizona: what is going on in my life

Callie: it’ll be good because I’m done with robot leg stuff atm 

Owen: look at all these people who need robot legs

Callie: no

Owen: I ORDER YOU TOO DO IT

Callie: Kay. 

Callie: omg we’ll be so busy we won’t even have any lives or food or anything lol

Arizona: lets wait a month?

Callie: WHAT THE EFF YOU DON’T WANT A BABY HOW CAN I TRUST YOU YOU ARE THE WORST YOU DONT WANT ONE THEN YOU DO THEN YOU DON’T THEN YOU DO THEN YOU CARRY ONE AND IT DIES AND THEN I CANT CARRY ONE AND NOW YOU DON’T WANT ONE

Arizona: …what? 

LOOK AT ALL THOSE FLUFFO SIDDOS !!!!!!

That’s all thanks to you guys for supporting me for so long and being cool people in general!! I’ve gotta share the love for all those that have stuck by me through my months-long hiatuses and all my complaining and ranting about Sid, so here’s to you guys! I don’t where I would be, and I don’t know how I would’ve coped without this wonderfully safe haven that I have here on Sid’s blog. My dash is full of inspiring writers and the nicest people I’ve met in my life, and I am honestly!!! so glad!!! to be here with everyone!!! 

You inspire me every day to be a better writer, a better friend, and a better person!! I appreciate every one of you and I hope that maybe?? maybe, this will brighten up your day a lil!! I mean look @ those Siddos. They’re so cute they’re so fluffy, imagine them all of ‘em sliding on you and just being warm and fuzzy, like how GREAT IS THAT? I love Sid and I’m glad you guys love him too!!!!!

Anyway, under the cut will be..as usual, me being sentimental and gushy about some people that I really really really love in my life!! And tbh I hope they stay in my life as well, but EVERYONE !! I HOPE EVERYONE INTERACTS W/ ME AND BECOMES MY FRIEND!! I want everyone to feel loved and welcomed, especially if you’re interacting with me!! So!! 

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