yeah idk what got into me

Olivia: So let me get this straight….you faked your own alien abduction just because you were tired of taking care of your kids?

Bella: Yeah ugh….total bore….both of them ugly nerds. I just couldn’t keep pretending I cared anymore, yknow?? So I ran away and got my good friend Don to tell everyone this story where aliens took me.

Bella: And then this dumb bitch in Strangetown decided she’d pretend to be me, just to get famous. Like idk how people can be so dumb, she doesn’t even look like me! Completely different face. Anyway. Then I heard Mortimer got married to that twiggy little skank Dina, so I had to come back and reclaim what was mine.

Bella: But by then he was already dead, lol. So I decided to just take over Nina’s house cause like….let’s face it, that pathetic hoe needs someone to boss her around.

Olivia: And you haven’t considered maybe….going back to raise your kids?

Bella: Omg no I couldn’t even do it with a husband, you think I’d look after those nerds alone? They can figure it out by themselves.

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Idk why but I had this idea of Lance leaving the others because of a misunderstanding that he was going to be kicked out of the group (esp after Shiro comes back and Matt joins the group) because he doesn’t contribute as much and then somehow he runs away and ends up finding an extra lion www.

So then they start looking for Lance, but it takes them a while then shit happens so Matt has to take over as the Blue Paladin cuz they needed to join up. So like after weeks of Lance being gone, they encounter this dude with.. guess what A WHITE LION, stealing stuff and terrorizing civilians. And then they fight, and then they discover it’s Lance!!! BUT Lance is being manipulated/controlled by the White Lion, but no one wants to fight him. But Lance is being difficult so Keith attacks first and then battle ensues and Lance escapes and they’re all really surprised cuz he’s hard to beat.

So everyone’s all confused and sad and angry and mostly confused. Then they encounter Lance again but this time Lance is like more angry at them because the evil lion has been telling him how much they never respected him or took him seriously, so that got him to start hating them.

Meanwhile Allura and Coran are trying to look for info in the archives of any evil lion or something, and they found an archive not of an evil lion but a missing lion. Turns out this White Lion was missing for years and it was lost in battle with its pilot. What they didn’t know was that its pilot got corrupt and in turn the White Lion somehow became corrupted as well. So they realise it’s affecting Lance too and they try to help him.

Then more stuff happens and they managed to get Lance and the White Lion back to normal and… Yeah, I don’t know what happens LOL.

This is just a silly doodle/idea thing, so pls don’t take it too seriously. ;7;’
(I also had the idea that maybe for the White Lion the colours are inverted idk.)

spiffy-space-dragon  asked:

Hey I love your art! I'm an artist too, but sometimes I have trouble drawing Voltron characters with the complex hair and proportions and such. Do you have any Voltron character reference sheets to share? Especially for Lance. Thanks! I might try to make some myself.

Hello there fellow sufferer! Thank you so much!!! <3

BOII I hear ya. Let me just use this moment to express my eternal hatred for everyone’s hair in Voltron. ESPECIALLY Lance’s. I freaking hate having to draw his hair mannnn. I don’t even know why it’s so hard, I just absolutely despise drawing his stupid hair gahhh ;o;

okay! So, I don’t have a character reference sheet, I just kinda… let my hand go wild whenever I have to draw hair. BUT! I thought I’d use this as an excuse to study their ridiculous hair and whip out this little… guide(?? ?) for ya!

Little note: I like to break down hair into sections. It makes it easier for me to understand the flow and direction of the hair!

Lance

Shiro

(note: disregard the labelling of the sides and back section! Shiro’s hair is an enigma, I honestly don’t know how to divide his hair into sections)

Keith

Pidge

Hunk

AND DONE! Yeah I dunno how this would help you BUT I HOPE IT HELPS! 

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You need to be more self aware. I’m surprised you think you can choose your own image. From the audience’s perspective, you’re just a piglet and a kitten.

This is pretty old but...

During character creation me and a friend of mine (although we didn’t know eachother that well at the time) had trouble coming up with character names. I’ll call the friend L. This is old enough that it’s somewhat paraphrased.

DM: Do you want me to use a character name generator?

Us: Sure.

DM: Ok Isaac you get Zebulon Bean.

Me: *Laughs* What kinda name is Zebulon Bean?

DM: IDK. Ok and L you get… omg you got Rose Bean.

Me: OMG we’re siblings!

L: No! Twins!

She rolls low for IQ and agility but high for beauty. I roll the opposite.

L: I got the looks!

Me: But I got the brains!

Later

DM: What is your occupation? *Reads a list of options*

Me: Farmers.

DM: Ok, what kind of farmers?

L: WEED FARMERS

Me: YEAH!

DM: Sorry but I can’t allow drug references.

Me: “WHEAT” FARMERS

DM: Ok. You both start with a pound of “wheat.”

Later we agreed that the twins would be able to telepathically communicate and so we set up a skype chat so we could send messages without metagaming the rest of the party. However it ended up being this:

External image

Just this

for like 10 pages.

Also:

DM: You walk toward the hut. You see a door.

Me: I kick the door down.

DM: You… what?

Me: I kick the door down.

DM: You aren’t even going to try opening it regularly?

Me: Nope. I kick the door down.

DM: Fine. You kick the door down, startling the poor innocent wizard inside. You know it was unlocked right?

Me: So?

So now neither Zebulon or Rose can enter a room without kicking the door down.

Later, we encounter a cave. The rest of the party is dealing with stuff outside

DM: You enter the cave. There’s a small path and a large opening. Both are dark. There is also some kind of orb in the center.

Me: I sneak down the small path.

DM: Ok. At the end you see it open into a larger area, it’s too dark to see anything, but gold is spilling out of it.

L: I touch the orb.

DM: The cavern lights up, revealing a big dragon facing you. Zebulon, the path you took has placed you behind the dragon.

Me: I use my grappling hook to hook onto the ceiling above the dragon but behind its head.

L: Oh hi Mr. Dragon.

Dragon: Who are you. What are you doing here? Are you alone.

L: *Manages to befriend the dragon and gain its trust by claiming she’s alone and I’m just stuck to the ceiling behind its head the whole time. We learn it’s trapped in its part of the room.*

Me: *Sneaks back out the pathway.*

Me: *Walks up* Oh hi Rose. Oh wow that’s a big dragon.

Dragon: Who are you? Did you hear anything?

Me: Ummmm…. Nooooooooooooo…….. Also I’m Zebulon. hi.

Body language vs Pheromones

More humans are weird: we are super into body language as a species. Like, we’re so into body language that we created cute pictograms to insert into our otherwise non-pictographic language specifically to add facial expressions to text communication. Which in and of its self is super cool. Most species have some form of this, like mating dances etc, but most of them also have pheromones to go with it. We do to, but we aren’t very good at sensing them or at least picking up that we’re sensing them. We rely on visual cues as our primary form of none-oral communication. So what if aliens are more pheromonal? Their body language is secondary to their chemical communication, so for instance they have a harder time flirting with someone across the room because they can’t smell/taste them. An alien and a human watch one of their friends at the bar interacting and the human say “we aren’t getting our drinks for a while, looks like Claire found herself a catch” and the alien is confused because how can you tell if she’s interested from across the room. You can see it on her face of course. Or! We describe some pheromonal cues visually, like when we describe pregnant women as glowing.
Human ‘Preeya looks amazing right now’
Alien ‘She seems rather tired right now actually’
Human 'Well, yeah, carrying a baby is hard, but she’s got that pregnant glow’
Alien (concerned) 'Do humans produce bioluminescence when they are pregnant? That was not in the books! She does not appear any brighter’
Human 'What no not literally, it’s just.. idk a thing pregnant women have. Like an aura of life’
Alien 'Oh you mean her pheromones. Got it.’
Human 'What? I can’t smell anything.’
Or
Human Mike returns to ship after unsuccessful night at the bars
Mike: Hey guys I’m baaaaaack (slightly drunk singing)
Caro Lyssan: Hah, struck out huh?
Mike: What? Yeah this Caro chick was all over me one sec and then the Cupid Shuffle came on and when I started dancing to it she looked really grossed out and left. How could you tell?
Lyssan: You have rejection stink all over you man. Take a shower it’s making me sad
(The Cupid Shuffle is highly offensive in at least six cultures because shuffles are considered to be highly vulgar, similar to hip thrusting on earth)

  • *Keith's home video ends*
  • Keith: That was awesome. My mom looks really young there, doesn't she?
  • Hunk: Dude, what was that? What happened right there?
  • Keith: Huh?
  • Hunk: What was the family on the stairs? What was that?
  • Keith: That was probably the next family coming in to get there presents.
  • Hunk: What are you talking about? What was happening there?!
  • Keith: That was the Christmas tradition....Where you go house to house collecting your presents and when the next family comes, you would run.
  • Hunk:
  • Hunk: I'm not aware of this tradition, Keith. In fact, I think you were just stealing from that home....
  • Keith: What? No! I was taking their presents but they were taking MINE. Yeah, that's why there were never any presents at my house when I got back. The neighbors took them. You're telling me on Christmas Day you wouldn't go from house to house collecting presents?
  • Hunk: NO! NO ONE DOES THAT!
  • Keith: But my mom said that was the tradition!
  • Hunk: And your mom is a thief and a murderer who eats people, so she's not exactly trustworthy.....
  • Jon: *sits next to Tyrion and sighs deeply*
  • Tyrion, looking up, annoyed: What?!
  • Jon: Tyrion, do you think Dany likes me?
  • Tyrion: ... You've literally been married for the past seven years!
  • Jon: Yeah, but do you think...
The Types as Things I have Done with My Summer So Far

First of all, I’m sorry about the hella title

ENTP: left the house until 9 pm (which is hella late for me) for the first time and had dinner with 2 friends while being glared at by a 3rd

ENTJ: started learning a new language while barely being able to speak my first two and studying my third at school

ENFP: got out of a friendship that got really toxic hell yeah haha fuck

ENFJ: learned how to use a sewing machine and sewed my brother’s name on his little napkin thingy for his flute and it’s looking good

ESTP: crawled under a tiny tiny bridge trying to get an aesthetic photo but instead soaked my foot in mud water

ESTJ: got angry at flies for not letting me rest in peace at night that I’ve picked up a habit of catching and suffocating them in jars. i use science as an excuse

ESFP: realised how picky i am with fanfics?? like idk what you guy’s’ve been reading but it’s like the same plot written by different people over and over again. i would write fanfics if i had the energy and motivation to ever continue them smh

ESFJ: betted 25 gems that i’d be able to keep a 7 day streak on duolingo and that i’d get twice the amount (i think) if i was able to. i lost it at day 4

INTP: wore the same outfit every time i had to leave the house the past five times because i simply dont care anymore

INTJ: so fucking relieved that i dont have to act like i like certain people every day anymore thank god

INFP: also worried about how getting out of that toxic friendship is gonna go because that person is friends with every single one of my other friends is this how i die

INFJ: thinking of every possible way to hang out with my crush without making it too obvious (I’m genuinely trying to get a summer job as a dog walker so he can help me walk dogs because i have no experience with dogs lmao)

ISTP: accidentally woke up at 2 am and had a conversation with a friend who goes to sleep at 8 am and wakes up at 5 pm (summer sleeping schedule guys)

ISTJ: bought my first pack of Cards Against Humanity cards + the first card i read was ‘penis breath’

ISFP: got into another fandom and announced my obsession with collecting things, much to my mother’s dismay and my father’s confusion

ISFJ: genuinely felt blessed for having a firefly stuck in my room. i love fireflies. i named it mason and im watching in fly around my room right now

the REAL remus & sirius reunion
  • so after poa sirius is obviously off hiding with buckbeak 
  • remus leaves hogwarts and doesn’t really have anywhere to go bc people suck and hate werewolves
  • after a few weeks (to make sure that he won’t accidentally lead anyone to him) remus starts seeking sirius out
  • eventually he finds him (yay) but he’s hurt (nay)
  • idk maybe he cut his arm on a rock 
  • yeah let’s go with that 
  • so he’s cut his arm on a rock 
  • when remus finally strolls back into his life
  • they’re sitting just outside of this cave not really saying much
  • sirius asks about harry and whether he got in trouble for helping him
  • remus reassures him and bandages the arm for him
  • suddenly sirius asks “did you hate me?”
  • bc obviously for a long time remus thought that this handsome man right here had murdered his other two best friends
  • remus doesn’t answer right away, unsure of what he would say 
  • unsure of the truth
  • remus?” sirius presses, desperation edging his voice
  • he’s careful not to call him moony
  • not yet
  • remus sighs, and screwed his eyes shut for a moment before opening them and putting his hand over sirius’ 
  • i missed you.” he admits finally 
  • i should have hated you, for what i thought you’d done, and sometimes i suppose i did but mostly-… i just missed you
  • as an afterthought he adds, “all of you.”
  • after a couple more minutes of silence, sirius asks “so where do we go from here?”
  • remus shrugs, “we start again. from the beginning.” 
  • sirius furrows his brow; “pretend none of this ever happened?”

  • well no, we can’t do that.” remus admits “but we won’t let these twelve years stand between us. we can’t do that, we need to move forward.”
  • sirius nods. “deal.”
  • “i won’t lose you again, padfoot.” remus rushes suddenly, his voice cracking. 
  • after a moment’s shocked hesitation, sirius breaks into the familiar smirk that make remus’ heart ache for longing for the days before the war
  • he pulls remus into a tight hug
  • “i solemnly swear, that i’m not going anywhere, moony.”
Straight White Boy Problem #901

this girl texted me at 10 o clock AT NIGHT and asked “You up???” I responded faster than Cooper can launch a lacrosse ball. “Yeah,” i replied. i wondered what was going on with her. Did she want to come over? She did last week to hang out…..what did she want?? does…does she want the D??? idk but i thought about that for a second and got excited then I remembered i hadn’t taken a shower all day! My room’s a mess! What the hell did she want??? My phone vibrated. The garish light from the digital screen displayed a text which instantly became meaningless to me. “Can you send me the homework?” She knew I would respond to her text. She knew i was up. And she knows that I’m going to send her the homework. I have to wonder….what else does she know about me?

anonymous asked:

Love you and your blog ♥️ Your Exo dick analysis was amazing can I ask for a BTS one, thank you so much 😊

~ OKAY back at it with the dick analysis so let’s hop into it btw I am sorry for the cringey names it is late at night/early in the morning and I am hype off an energy drink so excuse my weirdness and I don’t know the size of their dicks this is all fun and guesses


JIN’S JUMBO

My dude got a long dingaling, girth on 100, he can hmu any day like bish whet

6 ½ Inches

(JIMIN GETTING A FEEL)

SUGA’S SNAKE

He got a pencil dick but who minds about that we’d all smash I mean look at him, ok his penis is slender and a bit long

5 ½ Inches

HOSEOK’S HOSE

Same length as Jimin but this man knows how to use what he’s got to the fullest btw he got a whole lot of girth

5 Inches

RAPPIE’S FAPPIE

Boyy be packin a monster (no pun intended) he got length and girth zamn daddy come fuh me up

6 Inches

JIMIN’S JERKIN

Has a small dick but it’s girthy as fuck and when I say girthy I mean girthy like oh mi goddd

5 Inches

V’S VIPOR

He got a ding dong I would never ditch, why am I like this idk but anyways is on the slim side but wazzupp

6 Inches

KOOKIE’S KNACKPACK

Maknae got a good ass package , right amount of girth and enough length, swing by this way my man

6 Inches

~ Also size does not matter point blank period and I have no idea what a knackpack or fappie is just some dumbass words i put together that made me die on the floor so yeah

in light of recent events

here’s my great comet experience from 6/15/17
GREAT COMET NOTES (this is like a month after I saw it and I didn’t know it when I saw it so I prolly missed everything)

•the outside of the theatre before you go in looks like a war bunker there’s torn up posters and everything!!!
•we technically had the worst seats in the house and we got no interactions but it’s ok
•I think sumayya has our section but I’m not sure?
•no pierogis I was depressed
•they were playing korobeiniki it was lit
•gelsey was walking around pre show what a bean
•I forgot who came up to us for the safety announcement but whoever you are I love you!!
•"keep all things out of the aisles! bags, programs, children, i don’t know"
•"repeat offenders shall be sent to Siberia"
•THE FUCKING R A I D SIRENS TO START THE SHOW I HAD A HEART ATTACK
•you can’t rlly see pierre @ the beginning from my seats he’s blocked by the chandeliers
•speaking of lighting the lights on the end tables brighten and dim with the music it’s great
•during prologue everyone has a pose that’s usually “raise hand dramatically and take a shot” but dolokhov’s was fist pumping???
-azudi was in for nick and he was so good but very different from what I’ve seen of nick
-his voice lowkey reminds me of taye diggs tbh
•Josh’s pierre? Wow. you can see his facial expressions from the rear mezz legit
•the end aaaaaAAAAAAAAA at pierre? art
•grace McLean has SUCH stage presence
-she’s like lowkey mean to sonya????
•denee was a lil bit quiet but it was prolly a mic problem
•I forgot that sonya and natasha were cousins and proceeded to lowkey ship them for the majority of the show ngl
•ok bolkonsky is literally terrifying sorry guys
•people enjoy me though got laughs (he awkwardly stares at part of the banquettes it’s very weird i love it)
•the where are my glasses bit I almost had a fuckin panic attack
•also Paul pinto is bolkonskys servant here and it’s hilarious but also.
-when he’s singing he’s fuckin bent in half with like a serving tray in hand/on his back how does he do that
•like i feel u Mary your dad is legit SCARY
•"natasha is young… an WorthleSS and DUMB.“
•natasha and bolkonsky was lowkey funny tho
•HEllo. HEllo
•they grab chairs and sit around a table with some audience members and there’s an awkward 10 seconds of them shuffling around and making room for themselves
•CONSTRAAAAAAINED AND STRAAAAAINED
•says the mean old man in his underthings
•so I LOVE no one else!
•the fake snow!!!
•the light bulbs coming down to look like stars???!
-my entire aesthetic TBH
•the opera feels like a drug trip honestly
•THE OPERA THE OPERAAAAA
•Paul in a top hat(?)
•the opera singers
•just all of the opera
•the glitter falling down
•andrey(?) getting ‘killed’ and the way they do the ribbons. wow
•azudi has such prescense like damn
-like, wow. i was like. damn. he's… he’s fedya
•HELENE???? wow.
•helene and dolokhov arm in arm?more like helene and dolokhov tongue in mouth
•"no I am enjoying myself at home this evening” he says, sitting in the pit while reading a book
•ANATOLES ENTRANCE MMMMMMM FUCK
•like the comes in with the lights blaring, he lowkey looks like he’s been surrounded by paparazzi and he just snaps his fuckin head around by 90 degrees like “make sure to get my good angles oh wait they’re all good”
•like I love him but also me, a hardcore theatre person was pissed because WHO WALKS IN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
•also this boy literally checked himself out every time he passed a mirror. without fail.
•BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOAH !!
•natasha and anatole
•anatole fuckin peacocks up to the top of the stage where natasha is and leans against the balcony and very deliberately sticks out his ass
•the “you ought to come, please come"s are so adorable!!!! like wow Lucas despite being anatole the pompous asshole he doesn’t forget to remind people that anatole’s a child. he’s a literal child.
•the way denee says enraptured
•kiss me on the neck part is like OOOoooOoo
•on “give me this flower as a pledge” he takes Natasha’s flower from her hair and natasha gets a lil mad like ‘wtf did I say you cld do that”
•THE DUEL IS SO LIT
•anatole walks down to where Pierre is sitting and he looks so miffed
•there’s this little shoulder thing that Lucas does during “were off to the club!” And it is so adorable like again what I said about him being a child
•lend me fifty rubles?
•I don’t know if azudi did the weird nick choksi dance I didn’t check TBH
•the fuckin strobe lights wtf
•how do they move around
•there are light up shoes
•I don’t know if there was “oh yeah show me what you got girl” rip
•also during the really cool electric part right after the “feather in my hat” thing they did this awesome thing with the lights where they synced it up so that a spotlight hit for each note and idk how to explain it but they went along like little footsteps kinda?
•I believe josh downs a glass after “pouring several glasses.”
•I think dolokhov fills helenes drink but idk
•Paul pinto’s voice is so distorted during his part the duel bc the bass is So Much the entire theatre is Vibrating
•they advance slowly towards each other and when josh fires they both look so shocked
•pierre stands right at the barrier with his arms outstretched waiting for dolokhov to shoot him
•meanwhile dolokhov is only shooting with one arm bc his other arm is propping up the shooting arm which pierre just fucking shot
•the shot goes off
•there’s like 5 seconds of silence
•and then he just, looks up, pats himself over, and is just like “wait shit,,,, I’m ok????”
•anatole carries dolokhov off
•what can I say, it’s a Gift
•honestly what can I say about dust and ashes that hasn’t already been said
-like there is such a good energy build in that song dave malloy man what a genius
•the part with the mirror is lowkey adorable
-they do the candle thing. Natasha’s like “I see my face” and sonya just gives her a look like “you know that’s not what I meant”
•also correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t anatole stand so that natasha sees him in the mirror
•also grace just fuckin yelling “sUNDAY MORNING TIME FOR C H U R CH”
•CHARMING W O W
•Helene just walks in on natasha in her underwear and she’s like sup girl
•she swishes her dress so much it’s beautiful
•definitely got some Gay Vibes from that
•natasha starts to swish her dress too !!
•she then like epically changes into another dress
•Helene takes off Natasha’s necklace and replaces it with her own
•the transition from charming to the ball is effortless i love it
•I don’t remember much about the ball tbh
•except for:
-thinking “dang I’d go with him too if he spoke to me like that”
-the kiss!!!!!!! wow
-the silent but collective 'oh shit’ after it happened was real
-like you just feel everything natasha is feeling just through the music WOW
-the HARMONIES!!!
-the I WILL LOVE YOU ANATOOOOOOLEs wow I had a heart attack
-I’ll do anythiiing for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


***INTERMISSION***

ACT 2:
•MORE RAID SIRENS JFC
•SO letters is legit such a bop
•(didn’t get a letter tho rip me)
•FOR I V E BEEN STUDYING THE CABAL (I think this is the park where he slaps the book and dust flies out but I’m not sure)
•A LETTER WHICH *I* COMPOSED
•A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER A LOVE LETTER
•nATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
•also when the chorus joins in for the “NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE"s the lights sync up w them so they brighten when it happens it’s so COOL
•I WILL COME AND STEAL YOU
AAY EAL
TEAL W ST
aWWWWAY S YOU A

UT OF THE D
YOU OU A A
A
A
ARK
•the way he did the “just say yes"s was really funny for some reason?
-he gets down on his knees or at least crouched down so he’s shorter then denee
-he looks up with the puppy dog eyes of a practiced privileged white kid
-just say yeeeeeeeeessssssssss
-*pauses and awaits for natasha to respond. she does not*
-just saaaaaay yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss
-*another pause. no response from natasha. audience laughs*

YEEEEEEEEEEEESS
-……… just saayyyyyyy
-when Natasha’s like "yes! yes!” Lucas dashed over to Helene hand he’s all smiley and he gives her fake punches like “!!! i did it!!!! i really did it!!!!!!”
•ps i love the irony of natasha and pierre and mary all saying “so alone in here” at the same time
•so sonya and natasha
•sonya, friend Protector extraordinaire
•Natasha’s “I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA"s were so convincing it hurt my heart
•Brittain legit started sobbing wow
•sonya alone
•oh my god
•OH MY GOD
•so as much as i love dust and ashes sonya alone is my absolute favorite solo
-she just stands alone on stage with a single lightbulb over her head
-and has this beautiful soliloquy
-i was crying. brittain was crying. everyone was crying
-the "and if i never sleep again” part is just so beautiful and heartbreaking ugh
•preparations was so good but it was like a lil bit weird to hear azudi bc he doesn’t sound At All like nick which isn’t a bad thing at all I’m just used to having a Very Clearly Midwestern 19th Century Russian Dolokhov™
•so in the beginning anatole comes up to pierre and he’s holding a bag and The Green Coat
•also shaving cream
-on the “lend me fifty rubles” Pierre gets out his wallet and takes out the money and holds it out for anatole to take and instead of taking the money anatole just takes his whole fuckin wallet
•azudi’s voice was just a lot more musical theatre-y i guess? idk
•but he still did amazing he did not miss a beat like Wow
•BALAGA
•sadly did not get a shaker rip
•but the whole theatre was so lit during this song
•the Green Coat in all its glory
•just as squishy and majestic in person
•Paul pintos energy was off the charts!!!!
•idk what happened with danatole ugh I wasn’t lookin
•they were all dancing it was so beautiful and chaotic
•when josh goes “wOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH” they pause for a few secs to catch their breath it’s real funny
•here's…… to……HAPPINESSFREEDOMANDLIFE
•anatole does these fun hand motions when the ensemble joins in for the next “WOAH OOAH
OOO O O OAH
O O
kinda like he’s conducting them
•The Abduction is possibly my new fav group number
•lucas’ wOAAAAAAAAAAAAH’ lasted forever oh geez
•THE VIOLIN HOLY SHIT GUYS
•he was finessing every man, woman, and nonbinary person in the fuckin room with that violin
•güd shit
•"smash your glasses on the floor” is the 19th century russian equivalent of “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”
•and then there’s a whole bunch of dancing
•and then The shut The door part
•i was a lil miffed bc you couldn’t see what he was doing to the person next to him from my seat but everyone laughed so /:
•azudi in the Abduction aka slay my life
•he looks legit so concerned for anatole
•but also he’s like take the cloak you stupid fuck
•i think he takes the cloak off of pearl but if not sure
•gelsey as the maidservant!!!!
•she fuckin slayed those high notes
•they were slewn
•MARYA MY GIRL JUST BURSTING IN LIKE HAH YOU THOUGHT BITCH
•in my house is a song of pure unfiltered RAGE
•props to grace because it’s very hard sometimes to like a character as aggressive as mama marya but she’s one of the best characters in the show honestly
•the part where the music which had been so chaotic and energetic for like half an hour almost starts to mellow out and marya does the whole “I covered her with two quilts” thing is the auditory version of a liminal space
•the last lyrics of in my house sung by natasha are pretty haunting not gonna lie
•I don’t remember anything from a call to pierre TBH except for marya tracking pierre down and all of pierre’s “whAAAt"s getting more and more loud and honestly that’s all I needed to remember
•also grace being terrifying but what’s new
•I feel like this is weird but I really love find anatole
•like Lucas and josh have a really fun chemistry I don’t know
•josh laps the entire stage "looking” for anatole
•he literally seizes Lucas by the collar and at the bash your head in line he picks up what I originally thought was a bottle but Is actually a bear paperweight and legit looks like he wants to murder him
•also at the part where it sounds like a computers breaking down that’s when natasha poisons herself
•i personally didn’t realize this bc i was too focused on Lucas ngl
•like he looks so terrified
•pierre rather unsubtly gestures to anatole’s crotch during the “besides your pleasure” bit
•when anatole goes “you could at least take back your words, eh?” pierre just. glares at him. he’s like “are you… are you fucking kidding me”
•"PETERSBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG!“
•he held that note forever i swear
•there was a long bit of applause after that
•anatole’s exit is just as dramatic as his entrance honestly
•natasha very ill is just so… sobering? like it’s been nonstop energy and anger and panic and manic energy for like half and hour and then the whole thing just slows down
•I don’t remember much of pierre + andrey but people usually read it as andrey being sarcastic but he seemed genuinely worried about natasha to me i don’t know tho
•pierre and natasha just. wow
•denee comes in in her dressing gown and braided hair and she’s just stripped raw it’s so beautiful and impactful
•and the way denee leans on the handrails for support, she was just so so good w o w
•Josh’s "if i were not myself” monologue is done I believe as Natasha’s about to leave, then as he starts talking she just stops and listens and at the end you see her physically regain some of her innocence •and when she touches his face!!!!!!! wowwwww
•like when I see any musical, i didn’t pay much attention to the last song because oH NO THE SHOW IS ALMOST OVER WHAT NO IT CANT BE OVER
•josh has the voice of an angel wow
•the strings at the end are very anxiety inducing
•as they get higher and higher the comet glows brighter and brighter it’s really mesmerizing
•just. wow.
THE BOWS!!!!
•i love the bows music wow it’s so amazing
•there was a standing o
•also so much applause for lucas and denee and josh

STAGE DOOR
•i don’t remember half of the people that came out in sorry
•here’s what i do remember
-we came out of the wrong side of the theatre and had to fucking bolt to the other side
-josh canfield came out for sure he was so nice!
-azudi came out and he saw the great comet hat i just bought and he was jokingly like “no way i have one just like it!”
-2 girls in all purple clothing and wigs i don’t remember who they were im sorry
-gelsey came out i was crying a little bit!!!
-josh came out but he didn’t go down as far as i was (the barricades didn’t stretch that far rip)
-I had a full conversation to pearl rhein about how she looks like lulu @melchixr and she was like! “no way! my name is pearl and lulu in swahili means pearl!” she was so nice
-cathryn wake addressed my playbill to me she was so lovely wow
-lucas came out last and he was wearing a pastel green baseball cap i was living
-i asked him for a picture he was literally so nice?????? w o w
-so the line was stretching way back like past the barricades and paul god bless him was trying to exit out of the doors in the back like the one with denee’s face on it
-little did he know the line stretched back so far that the end of the line was just around said door
-he opened the door and accidentally fuckin decked the person standing in front of it
-he apologized profusely and just kinda scampered off god love him
-when i left i stopped for a sec and lucas was walking out and he patted me on the back i absolutely started crying
-side note: andy mientus was at the show and i didn’t know and when i got home and found out i was like “wHAT? DID HE GO BACKSTAGE? COULD I HAVE S E EN HIM IF I WAS CLOSER UP??”

in summary, great comet was the single most amazing and unique theatre experience I’ve ever had and i would do almost anything to get to experience again

8

the potter generation: a character that wasn’t in the movies  Charlie Weasley

“You’re tied in first place, Harry! You and Krum! Listen, I’ve got to run, I’ve got to go and send Mum an owl, I swore I’d tell her what happened — but that was unbeliev­able! Oh yeah — and they told me to tell you you’ve got to hang around for a few more minutes… Bagman wants a word, back in the champions’ tent.”

Imagine making out with Woozi during quiet nights and all you can hear in the room are gentle moans and music softly playing in the background.

Somehow I’m just thinking of Robert as a guy who actually doesn’t watch porn and would be oblivious to a lot of kinky sexual references - like, you can call him “daddy” as a sly joke when you’re together sometime, and he’d just be like “Yeah? What’s up?” If you are quiet because you’re wondering if that actually just flew over his head, he’ll go on and say, “Are you trying to make me feel better about Val? Because thanks, but…I’m dealing with it.”

And okay, this guy tried to get in your pants before he learned your name that first time you met and he isn’t picking up on sexual jokes??? But no, cmon, if you make fun of something phallic like a hot dog ofc he’s gonna giggle like a stupid 14yo - okay, what I’m saying is that he’s just a natural when it comes to kink and he doesn’t even know it. Bc when he’s biting you that other time? Instinctual. When he kisses you like he wants to fuck you right there, right now? Impatience. When he’s pinning you against the door with his fingers at your belt? Dexterity.

So okay, Robert is just a natural-born at seduction but he has no clue about kink. But oooh boy, are you going to teach him bc you’re a lil tipsy one night and start calling him Daddy again and he’s just a little confused but brushes it off as part of your quirkiness until you throw a leg over his lap and squiggle real close, a hand going to his crotch and murmuring, “Won’t you be a little rough with me, /Daddy/?” You’ve never seen his eyes go so wide, and you can see his brain working as hard as it can to process what you just said and did.

All he can do in reply (at first), is just breathe out a surprised, “Oh, my God,” and you’re giggling in his lap now because /that face was funny/ and suddenly you’re floating - well, actually, Robert’s picked you up and God /damn/ that’s hot so you just wrap around him, lulling your head to the crook of his neck, and then you’re suddenly so interested in the vein going down the side of his neck so you blow at it, feeling Robert jerk a little. “What’re y'doing?” he asks, all jumbled. You giggle again bc maybe you’re a little more drunk than you thought at first, and seeing Robert uncomfortable is just so rare and amusing, that you mumble, “You’re fucking sexy, Daddy.” You feel yourself jolt just a bit - and you straighten up a tad, looking at Robert a little miffed. “Did you almost drop me?”

Robert, trying to be the ~mysterious and cool~ man that he is, denies it. You’re past the level of tipsy where your attention span is still intact, so you’re just staring at his eyes with the wrinkles at the sides and you lean in, forehead to forehead, and mutter, “Kiss me like you did the other day.”

Robert, back in his territory and really not knowing how kinky he makes you want to get, presses you against the wall and smirks. “Oh yeah? You liked that?”

You nod and murmur a yes, and he kisses you to the point where you don’t know how to stand anymore.

(welp this was written very poorly so sorry I’m cutting it here and also I haven’t played any of the routes where you sleep with Robert so this may be highly inaccurate idk but given the good route, this is what I think)

anonymous asked:

hi!! sorry it wouldnt let me send more asks haha. i'll tell you the rest of what happened, but i gotta be upfront and say that i cant provide you with real "PROOF" of what happened bc i'm really, really not comfortable with sharing the pic of us since the pic+the story 10000% outs me (even if it's just on the internet. i have irl friends here.) so enjoy the story, but i totally get if you don't publish it because there's not solid proof (not that it's insider-y or really has any info to it lmao)

so i spot them (not like it was difficult ha) and i was like holy shit my time has come. im finally getting my louis+starbucks moment in the sun. so after about 30 seconds of ??????? i bucked up and went over and i was like mega shy because IT’S SO AWKWARD APPROACHING A CELEB I HAD NO IDEA. like i mean i kinda assumed it would be, but i’ve literally never done it before so i had no idea just how bad it would be……. 

 4. but anyways i did the whole “omg louis, i love you, i love the band, kjdhfjsdh” thing and he was very sweet and had this big old grin on his face and was acting kind of silly idk how to explain it but he was just being very jokey i guess. and then idk what powers from above gave me the clarity of mind to do this, but right when it probably should’ve been time for me to just ask for a pic and walk away, i went for it. i feel like everyone always has their “one thing” 

 5. they wanna say to one of the guys and ever since mitam i have always, always, always said that if i ever met any of them i would say something about end of the day. so basically i just started rambling and i was more or less just like, “i just wanted to say thank you for end of the day. i dont know if you know this and i dont know what your intentions were with the song or whatever, but just thank you 

 6. because there’s a very large group of us that have kind of taken it to be a song about girls that love girls and it just really means a lot since it’s such a fun, positive song. so thank you.” and it obviously came out 98539485793485 times more awkward and jumbled than that but whatever. and he wasn’t like, “omg!!! you got it!! that’s what it’s about!!!” or anything at all like that, but he just got like…very?? soft and sweet. 

 he stopped grinning like he had been during our entire exchange. like that big cheesy fan grin he always does idk?? and instead he just had this very soft and sweet smile and he GAVE ME THE SOFTEST HUG IN THE ENTIRE WOLRD!!!! HE HUGGED ME!!!! HE INITIATED THE HUGGGGGG!!! and it was just a very soft hug im sorry iknow ive used that word like eighty times but it’s true!!!! and during the hug i kinda turned back into fan girl mush and i was like “thank you thank you thank youuuuu” 

and then he was like, “thank you, love,” and then oli took a pic of us haha. and after this two minute encounter i literally only have one thing to say: idk shit about larry or babygate or any of that bullshit. all i know is that louis tomlinson was incredibly sweet and kind and he is not the attention seeking asshole that people on my dash have been slowly making him out to be.

so yeah basically he was just sweet and kind. i really, really don’t want to be connected with this story (i got burned a while back by someone accidentally outing me on tumblr and it made for an awkward convo with the girl i kinda like…) but yes!!! it just is what it is :) i totally get it if you dont wanna publish, but it’s cool if you do. (and this is me praying to god im not in any pap pics. but oh well.) 

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Oh. My. God.  I know I’m going to have to call this a rumor, but this is the best story!!!  I hope it’s true. It sounds true and it sounds exactly like I would think something like this would happen :)

Thank you so much for sharing. Thank you!!  
 

Random Peter Spiddles

A/N: Sooo idk what these are I guess these are head canons for Petey that I’ve been inspired to do since watching Homecoming (WHICH WAS GREAT)

So yeah! Spoilers I suppose, nothing major

Originally posted by stallingdemons

~So let’s also say that Tony Stark wanted to ‘inspire’ Peter with the full functions of his suit, although Peter doesn’t know that since he technically cheated and hacked into the suit. The night he got locked in the place with the things *saying this as to be non spoiler-y* he figured out that Karen had two different voices-the other being yours

~”Well, Mr. Stark gave me two voices. Would you like to give the other one a go?”

~”Hell yeah, man” Peter is definitely not opposed to learning more about this suit

~*in your voice* “Hello, Tiger Lily”

~hOW did Tony know that ‘Tiger Lily’ was your nickname for him. that’s. that’s weird.

~But will it be more weird for him to keep it that way for the night?? to feel less alone?? In a way Peter honestly didn’t want to know, Karen-you talked exactly the way you talked so it was pretty much like you were there.

~Nope he’s not doing that that’s too weird buh bye, Karen, come back 

~It’s the starter phase between him and Karen so they’re talkin and he’s explaining the latest drama

~”It sounds like you don’t really like Liz as much as you say”

~lol bitch wot

~”You seem to like this [Y/n] much more. Your heart rate becomes more elevated when you speak of her”

~Peter aggressively hits the panic button

~He sometimes has Karen say “You’re right and I’m wrong” in your voice just for the hell of it

~He practices asking you out with Karen, who obviously uses your voice 

~It gets weird 

~”What’s up, Tiger Lily?” She says it as normally as she can which really makes Peter even more nervous

~”A-h, nothing much.”

~”…”

~”…”

~”Peter if you can’t ask me out, then you can’t ask [Y/n].”

~Don’t tell me that Karen isn’t a huge fuckin tease alright she’s always ready to mess with Peter someway or another

~When he’s training, I imagine she’ll pull up a photo or video of you then speak in your voice- “You’re so strong, Peter!” “Oh, my goodness, you’re Spider-Man!” “Spider-Man, kiss me now!”

~He’s done. no more practice. Karen gets a time out.