yeah i'm tagging it what are you gonna do

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“Where is he?”
“And I’m suppose to know this because?”
“…You work with him.”
“Yeah and I’m also not his mother but hey, here’s a question: Why are you even bothering him, Matt? Haven’t you done enough?”
“The fucks that suppose to mean?”
“It means I know what’s going on between you two and I can’t believe you’d do that to him…”
“…Yeah. You don’t know shit.”
“Dammit!”
“You really thought that was gonna work? Stupid.”
“No, but I do have a strong feeling and I swear if it’s what I think it is Matt so help me G—”
“—Did it ever occur to you that maybe you should just mind your fucking business? How ‘bout trying that for a change?”
“Whatever. Look he’s not here, okay? He was suppose to be… tweleve minutes ago, but I guess he’s just late. Which means, if you’re not buying a CD or something, you need to get outta here because I’m so over this.”

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UM I’m scared

Shoutout to Annie who made this a tag LMAO, the app is called faceapp so any of you who want to do it GO CRAZY

I’m cryin @ the fact that baby Lou and rooney literally look like 6 month old infants. Oh yeah and I included a bonus “male” version of Lou at the bottom because…same

I’m gonna tag EVERYONE because I can’t think of anyone that hasn’t been tagged yet lmao (I know it’s a copout shh)

learngeo  asked:

Hey! Just saw your DBT spread and I was wandering if you'd have some more and would be willing to show them? I've been thinking about good ways to incorporate DBT in my bullet journal but am not sure how. Yours look lovely! I hope you have a good day!!

(i’m gonna post this if that’s okay???)

hey! thank you so much!!! <33 that was actually the very first DBT spread i’d done, as the ones before were printed sheets that my therapist gave me (which imo were so ugly LOL sorry @ my therapist)

i’ve still been using the same layout for my mood/action entries, just more neat so if u want a better/closer look this is a better pic

(this isn’t even as neat as it should be rip)

those are all just moods/actions that i personally struggle with most. at my clinic, everyone’s DBT entries are customized to keep track of their personal struggles, so if you do plan on making DBT entries (if u don’t have one/made one already) then i highly suggest asking ur therapist to help u customize one or making one for urself even. 

this was the original layout for my diary card in case u were wondering what the hell any of that means LOL

in addition to this though i wanted to have some personal things i wanted to keep track of, like sleep, medication, hygiene, and whether i’d actually filled out the diary card LOL so this is the tracker page that i use

believe it or not, i actually used a ruler while drawing those lines smh i have such shaky hands LOL

so yeah, this is kind of basically what i do to make it a little less boring to fill out my dbt entries. 

i hope this helped!!!!

I don’t know how to tell you gals this but its possible to not pass and still have a happy life. I’m telling you this because I’m not a passing girl. Oh sure I’m kinda pretty I didn’t say i was ugly(!!!!!!) “what??? You can be beautiful and not pass?”
Yeah fuck yeah you can. Its possible. Take it from me, I’ve had to detransition once and give it a proper go when i got older. I’d have been passable had i not had to do that but i still dont regret it. I dont regret saving my ass from life as an unhappy person for a second.

Who Should You Fight: Romantic Poets Edition

William Blake
Who Wins: Blake
Blake has hidden danger. Like undertow or those steel razor scooters capable of ruining a summer, he will not hesitate to wreck your shit. If you think he’s actually a sweet guy with that whole songs of innocence thing, think again! He has a special song of experience just for you and it’s coming for your ass. Also this old fucker outlived the entire younger half of the Big Six??? AVOID

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Who Wins: Uncertain
I can kinda see the appeal in fighting Coleridge but the dude is high like literally all the time. This makes his movesets and strength of will unpredictable on any given day. Go ahead and fight him but it’ll take some planning beforehand. Be prepared to face his full force if you interrupt his writing OR be prepared for him to make up some bullshit about you interrupting him afterwards if he loses.

Robert Southey
Who Wins: You
I mean sure, it’s a pretty guaranteed win and it’d be cool to say you beat the guy who wrote the three bears but. He’s a pretty nice guy?? And you want to fight him?? Does he deserve that? Your call man.

William Wordsworth
Who Wins: You (with proper precautions)
Yes for the love of god fight this man oh my god. Fight him. Please. If he cries about your hatred and lack of appreciation for poetry fight him more I will paY YOU. You will win! Easily!! (IMPORTANT NOTE: This outcome is only guaranteed if he is alone. If he is with Dorothy do not approach repeat DO NOT APPROACH)

Dorothy Wordsworth
Who Wifuck this I’m not finishing this you shouldn’t even be reading this the thought should not even be crossing your mind to fight Dorothy DO NOT APPROACH DOROTHY

Robert Burns
Who Wins: Me
I don’t care what anyone says the man is fragile and I will not stand for this. He wrote his most famous poem for a little field mouse and you may not touch him. Fight me.

George Gordon (Lord Byron)
Who Wins: Byron
Byron is 100% the equivalent of that kid in your class who took dodgeball way too seriously. AND he works out. This is a no-brainer–give him any reason to fight and he will fight you, defeat you, loudly tell his friends about your levels of hotness afterward, and then even later might ask you out for a drink. Byron will win. You’re probably going to fight him anyway. I don’t blame you.

Percy Shelley
Who Wins: You
EDITED: Originally there was a warning here about the ethics of fighting “mild-mannered Shelley” but I have since acquired the fucker’s receipts and I now give you full permission to fight Percy “sure babe write your scary story I’m gonna go have sex with a bunch of the people we’re staying with I love our open marriage” Shelley. You will win and Mary will probably watch.

John Keats
Who Wins: You (but ultimately Keats)
What the fuck. Wjha t e the f ukc this is too much for me. What are you gonna do, sneeze and knock him over?? Honestly fuck this, if you fight Keats anyone with even the slightest grasp of the cruel ironies of life will turn on you and then congrats on being hated by everyone forever. Bad idea. Goddamn. (ALSO HE’S BARELY FIVE FEET TALL LIKE I’M YELLING!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS)

For reasons I ended up looking up “vaporwave rick astley” on Google and I ended up finding this so for everybody’s listening pleasure, have exactly what you think this is.

Made with SoundCloud

*Hello! I am Grillby! Welcome to my ask-blog! Feel free to ask me whatever you like!

((info (rambling tbh) under the cut))

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  • Me: *starts to get overwhelmed*
  • Me: I should just lay off and read fanfic
  • My brain: yeah please don't do that you have an exam tomorrow you should look over notes for, you have an exam on Tuesday you're not prepared for and an exam on Thursday you're not prepared for that you absolutely have to do well on because you have no idea what your grade is and you got a 71 on the midterm
  • Me: bitch you are not helping

@callmeowl-san , thanks for a year (as of yesterday because I’m really bad at remembering what day it currently is)! honestly, you’re the one who made 2016 bearable, and that’s no small feat. through all of my existential crises, through all of my questionable life choices, even through my creative slumps and the kinkshaming, you’ve been there, you’ve been my doof, my bro, and I couldn’t have asked for anyone better to spend the last year with.

and uh… about my being a day late: I didn’t forget that the 15th is our anniversary. there’s a reason I’ve been practicing drawing Kuroo and poses and such. I legit just spaced that yesterday was the 15th, like… the reason I went to bed so early like an old man was because I planned to get up really absurdly early on the 15th to draw this before you usually wake up, but uh… that only works if I actually do it on the right day. it was actually kind of funny: at like, 11:55 tonight i legit action-rolled straight outta bed like “shitshitshitshit today was the 15th”… so yeah…. i’ve been planning this for like the last three weeks and I done goofed because I’m bad at remembering what date it currently is. so sorry I made you feel like I forgot ><

(of course the art is inspired by this conversation from waaaaay far back)

Masterlist

Originally posted by kkuks


( * For parts which contain Mature content )


Kim SeokJin :

Boy in luv [ Requested, I still dnt know what it is. ] { One Shot, for now. }

Butterfly [ Angst ] { One Shot }


Min Yoongi||Suga:

On Rainy days [ Fluff (?) ] { One Shot }

Keep me where the light is [ Requested/ Fairy AU] { One shot } “ Fairy Au “

Love Is Not Over [ Angst ] { Complete } - |Part 1||Part 2||Part 3||Part 4||Part 5||Part 6||Part 7||


Jung Hoseok||J-Hope :

Speed [ I have no idea, you tell me xD ] { One Shot } “ Dope AU “

She Was Always Smiling [ Angst] { One Shot }


Kim Taehyung||V : 

Confession [Requested, Angst/Fluff ] { One Shot } 


Park Jimin :

Let Them know [ Requested, smut ] { One Shot }

Enchanted [ Requested, smut ] {One Shot }


Jeon Jungkook :

Hold Me Down [ Requested, smut ] { One Shot } 

Rain [ Requested, angst ] { Complete }  | Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4 |

Eyes See You [ Requested, angst, fluff ] { One Shot } 


Series/ Multiple Members :

Fake Dating [ Angst/ Slight fluff here and there ] { Complete } || Jeon Jungkook & Min Yoongi ||  - [part One ] [Part Two] [ Part three ] [ Part four ][Part Five]  - “  Yoongi gets into a scandal and the agency makes you his pretend girlfriend .  “  

Muse [ Mostly Angst ] { Complete } || Kim Namjoon, Jung Hoseok & Kim SeokJin ||  - [Part 1][Part 2][Part 3*(hope)][Part 4][Part 5]

Broken [ Angst/ Slight fluff okay a lot of fluff ] { Complete } || All The Members ( Jeon Jungkook Centered ) - Prologue ( Optional ) || Part 1 || Part 2|| Part 3 || Part 4||Part 5|| Part 6||Part 7||Part 8|| Part 9|| Part 10|| Part 11 ||Part 12 ||Part 13 ||Part 14||Part 15||Part 16|| Part 17 || Part 18 || Part 19 || Part 20 || Part 21 ||Part 22 || Part 23 || Part 24 || - 

Hold Me Tight [ Smut ] { Complete }-   ||Teaser || Kim Namjoon || Kim SeokJin || Jeon Jungkook || Min Yoongi || Jung Hoseok pt 1.pt 2 || Kim Taehyung || Park Jimin || -  When money gets tight what do you do ? Become an escort of course, obviously.

House Of Cards [ Angst for now ] { On going }||Part 1|| Part 2|| Part 3|| Part 4|| - ( Take the warning on it seriously ) 

Ships : 

House Of Cards [ Angst ] - { one shot } - YoonKook

Happy [ Haha ] - AppJoon pt.1

DRAW A CHARACTER WEARING… MONTH CHALLENGE!

(partially based on this post)

  • Day 1. Underwear
  • Day 2. Casual clothes
  • Day 3. Night clothes/Sleeping garbs
  • Day 4. The actual outfit they’re depicted in
  • Day 5. Swimwear
  • Day 6. Tourist/Traveling outfit
  • Day 7. Crossdressing
  • Day 8. Winter clothes
  • Day 9. Formal gala wear
  • Day 10. Lounging/lazy outfit
  • Day 11. *Insert style of clothes here* clothes
  • Day 12. Species-swap outfit
  • Day 13. Summer clothes
  • Day 14. Workout clothes
  • Day 15. Sexy stuff
  • Day 16. Disco/party outfit
  • Day 17. Space/Sci-fi wear
  • Day 18. Autumn clothes
  • Day 19. School uniform
  • Day 20. In your own clothes
  • Day 21. Dressing up as someone/something else in their world
  • Day 22. Something traditional
  • Day 23. Naked
  • Day 24. Spring clothes
  • Day 25. Cosplaying
  • Day 26. Soldier uniform
  • Day 27. Maid outfit
  • Day 28. Something silly
  • Day 29. OTP clothes swap
  • Day 30. Prince/Princess outfit
  • Day 31. Tuxedo/Dress

It works for writing too if that’s your thing. Brushing up on being descriptive can be good yeah. Feel free to change and substitute things if you want to!

anonymous asked:

for your consideration - kent parson has the same initials as kim possible. coincidence?

spies are my JAM THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING and i wrote like 5 paragraphs and then i accidentally clicked away and everything got deleted.

i was so fucking angry but LUCKY FOR YOU GUYS i love spy AUs enough that i am gonna re-fucking-write it so HERE WE GO please appreciate this i am dying inside i can’t believe i fucking lost 30+ minutes of writing?????? help

ok *breathes*

so Kent is Jack’s handler and they’re this amazing unstoppable team until one of their missions goes terribly, terribly wrong. Jack realizes everything’s fucked up but their target is too important to give up so—Jack just… takes out his ear piece. He’s pretty sure he’s not going to make it out of there and he doesn’t want to make Kent listen to him die.

Kent is back at base completely losing his shit, because this is Jack and he can’t do anything. He doesn’t even know what’s happening, Jack could be dead already, all he can do is wait to hear something. It’s horrible—he’s totally helpless, alone, the static fizzling in his ear because he can’t bear to take out his ear piece just in case Jack somehow comes back. Kent’s thinking, if only I’d planned the mission better, if only I’d thought of something, there must have been another way, it’s all my fault—

Of course, Jack makes it out alive. But someone sees his face and gets away, so Jack’s cover is blown. He gets placed into protective custody after the mission, because it’s too dangerous for him to be in the field right now.

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Hello and welcome to sketch HELL

So I wasn’t sure I was gonna put this stuff up or not, but I said I’d put more stuff up in the future, and my friend said I should so HERE WE ARE (thank you Mar), and I thought I’d just put them all in one post cause eh these are just sketches why not :P Once I get my computer and tablet hopefully I’ll have some reallyyyyy cool things to show you guys :p

Some of these were some of my first sketches I did of Jack and Mark btw so •-• that’s… That’s why… They’re…. Yeah….

~SEPTIPLIER AWAAAAAAAY~!!!

P.s. Thank you for taking the time to look at these c: YER GRRRRRREAT!

Yeah, I'm gonna get pissy for a second.

In the last couple minutes I have seen two stories from an Ao3 account labled Richonne, posted under a Richonne name…that are about Rick leaving Michonne for Daryl.

These are not Richonne. These are R*ckyl. The fact that Rick and Michonne’s relationship is mentioned briefly does NOT make them Richonne. It’s misleading to have them tagged as such. In one, Rick describes Michonne as a plauge and Daryl as the cure.

In what universe do you think Richonne fans would be interested in half their ship being described as a plauge?

This is a main complaint I have with Ao3. B*thyl stories tagged as Richonne. C*ryl stories tagged as Richonne.

Naughty Nicky who consistently tags their stories as Richonne when they are not only L*rick but also very abusive and insulting to Michonne. All. The. Time. It’s disgusting. Seriously, Nicky, did a Samurai hurt you as a child? What is your deal?

Ideally, in a perfect world, people should tag the story with the main ship. It goes a long way towards not wasting other people’s time.

anonymous asked:

No hatefull anon but why do you like Abby so much? I think she is selfish :/

the 100 fandom: “abby is so annoying!” “abby is selfish.” “abby is abusive.” “abby is a terrible mother.” etc. etc.

me:

okay but really i have so many thoughts about abby griffin this is gonna have to go under a read more. if you wanted a simple answer i’m sorry but i just can’t do that I HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AMAZING AND UNFAIRLY HATED CHARACTER 

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anonymous asked:

omfg i thought screamingdicks was an actual genre tag and was really looking foward to dan's dick screaming in sync with dans moans while phil fucks him then I looked again and realised it was someones url. opps

omg

what if dicks screamed irl though?

“Mmm baby, I love you so much…the things I’m gonna do to you.”

“Oh yeah? Like what?”

“I–”

AHHHHHHH

“Dick! Not now!”

AHHHHHHH

(/・・)ノ.:*・°☆ placentaandllamas

anonymous asked:

You're so stuck up and ugly as fuck. You shouldn't be posting pictures of yourself secretly wanting validation cause you're the ugliest person I've ever seen. Please get your irrelevant ass off tumblr. Please and thank you!

Well well well, look what we have here! :D

My first ever anon hate!!!

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So I’m only posting this for two reasons:

Because, well, this is quite the historical moments for me! :D

Because I’m gonna announce that any other hate I might get in the future will be deleted without comment because, duh, why would I bother.
Also my followers don’t need this stuff on their dash, aye?

ps: Attacking my looks will do you no good. I’m no 12 omg, I know what I look like and I’m rather selfconfident in my appearance. :D Please and thank you!