yeah i'm mean for the last one i know


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— Nintendo
— Sonic
— Splatoon
— Kingdom Hearts
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Videogames in general
— Sonic Mania
— Sonic Forces
— Sonic
— Fun stuff
— Sonic
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Sonic
— Artwork
— Cute artwork
— Sonic
— Classic Sonic
— Sonic Forces
— Super Mario Odyssey
— Splatoon 2
— Kingdom Hearts 3
— Kingdom Hearts 3
— Cats
— More cats
— Cute cats
— Funny cats
— Evil cats
— Sonic
— sanik
— Dogs
— But more cats
— I’m allergic to cats
— That’s why I want cats on my blog
— sinic
— sonic
— more sonic
— tails also
— & Knuckles
— Kingdom Hearts III
— KH3 will never release
— Metroid
— Samus
— Metroid…
— Paper Mario
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Kingdom Hearts
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic Mania
— Sonic Forces
— Nintendo Switch
— Reggie
— More Nintendo
— Kingdom Hearts III
— Kirby
— Did you know that I like pancakes?
— I should start to work out
— But I’m a lazy crap
— I also have a job with terrible work hours
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Sploon
— Xenoblade Chronicles 2
— Nintendo Switch
— But I need money for Switch
— So that’s why I have my job
— Are you still reading this?
— sinik
— u can stop now if you want to
— or not
— sonik
— I seriously need blogs to follow
— lots of blogs
— i also like music
— mostly instrumental music
— also videogame and movie soundtracks
— Kingdom Hearts III will release
— on November 30th 2018
— I have my sources trust me
— I also like Disney
— Forgot to tell that
— Big Hero 6 👌👌👌
— I have a labrador retriever
— His name is Pontiak
— He’s 4 years old and super nice
— Sonic
— Sonic Mania
— For real Sonic Mania is HYPE
— And Sonic Forces too
— I need my OC to get real
— The moon landing was fake
— I’m actually Neil Armstrong
— Also Elvis is alive
— Sonic Sonic Sonic
— Super Mario Odyssey
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Kingdom Hearts III
— Nintendo
— A little bit of Mega Man I guess I like too…
— Memes
— Cats
— Dogs
— But especially cats, remember that.
— my sister is hazzling me
— Cuz I said Wreck-it Ralph is a little slow
— but I love her anyway
— The Mario & Luigi games are hype
— Super Paper Mario has a better story than TTYD
— Also better music than TTYD
— Sonic
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Kingdom Hearts III
— Sora
— Roxas
— Music
— Videogame music
— How to train your dragon
— not the 2nd one
— It wasn’t as good as the first
— I seriously need a Nintendo Switch
— I saw a squirrel today
— It had light brown fur, almost red-like
— It was so cute! It was eating a nut
— I screamed “SQUIRREL!” when I saw it
— Like in the movie UP
— Are you still here?
— I’m pretty sure you have got an idea of what I like
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Don’t
— Autocorrect
— I dunno how “Sonic” became “Don’t”
— Maybe it’s fate telling me something
— Nah
— In that case fate can screw itself
— Sonic is BACK AND HYPE
— My fingers are tired
— I don’t know how much longer I will go on
— Sonic
— Super Mario Odyssey
— Super Mario Galaxy
— Rosalina
— Also I don’t like Rosalina nowadays
— They made her into fanservice material
— It’s disgusting really
— Rosalina was one of my favourite characters
— But not anymore
— Well she is still my favourite in SMG
— That game is ACE 👌
— Super Mario Odyssey looks dope tho
— Especially Bowser
— Super Smash Bros.
— I still need to play the MGS games
— I spoiled the main theme
— sorry….
— But Snake is handsome
— Nice dude
— Wanna play as him and stealth
— Sonic
— Donic
— Donic
— Sonic
— Cinos
— Sanik
— Melee
— No not Melee
— The Melee fans scare me
— Mario Kart is also good
— Splatoon
— Hey!!
— Do you think this is a joke?
— I still need lots of blogs to follow
— So don’t forget to like or reblog
— Otherwise I wouldn’t know about you
— I dunno what else I should talk about
— I could tell a joke, but that would be terrible
— I am bad at jokes
— Also we are doomed
— I had to get it out there
— Just look around yourself
— We will get nuked any day now
— Somebody gotta be real here
— I’m almost done
— Let’s write more saniks
— Sonic
— Sonik
— Sonikku
— Sanik
— danik
— sank
— dank
— memes
— Sonic
— Sonic Mania
— Sonic Forces
— My favourite meme is We Are Number One
— I like swimming
— And skiing
— And sports in general
— Anyone wanna play some sports with me?
— I just sneezed
— It felt goooooooooood
— Sonic
— Super Mario Odyssey
— Xenoblade Chronicles
— Kingdom Hearts
— Nintendo
— ^^
— Those are pretty much the real ones
— OH and Splatoon too
— I’m sure I missed something
— A game that takes place after Metroid Fusion
— We need Metroid 5!!!
— Spoilers ahead:
— Samus is freakin’ hunted!!
— By the United Federation
— I want a game where Samus is
— Fighting against the government
— That would be AWESOME
— Also please make Samus badass again
— She’s not just fanservice
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Xeno
— Blade
— Shulk
— If you are still here
— Congrats
— You deserve a medal
— But I don’t have any
— I’m a cheap jerk
— But honestly good work
— When I was younger
— I used to roleplay as Sonic characters
— It was weird
— Atleast it helped me learn english
— Also what happened to Detective Pikachu?
— I honestly wanted that game
— It looked fun and weird
— I like those kind of games
— Do you think I should change me URL?
— And my pfp?
— I think so
— It’s pretty old and irrelevant
— But I want Detective Pikachu…
— Wanna see what happened
— Did they cancel it?
— That would be a shame if they did
— Almost done here
— Sorry
— I may have teased you for a little too long
— I’m pretty sure I will lose followers
— This post is gonna take forever to scroll down
— But I will take it
— I have already come this far
— And I will not just throw it away
— So…
— How have you been?
— I like your hair
— Did you go to the barber recently?
— Maybe you cut it yourself
— And and your shirt is 👌👌👌
— I have a shirt of my own that I like a lot
— I got it from the KH Orchestra On Tour
— It has Sora on it
— Super nice shirt really
— But your shirt really takes the cake
— Anyway
— I’m almost done here
— Only a few more lines
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonic
— Sonkc
— Tails
— Knuckles
— Amy Rose
— Shadow
— Rouge
— Dr. Eggman
— Dr. Robotnik
— Tikal
— Metal Sonic
— Cream the Rabbit
— Chao
— Espio
— Charmy
— Vector
— Silver
— Blaze
— Are there any more charact— EGGMAN NEGA
— He’s weird
— Also his name is just begging to be misused
— in inappropriate ways I mean
— I think you can imagine what I mean
— ALRIGHTY! Thank you for sticking around.
— It’s been a long ride
— I’m sorry it has to end
— But this is the start of something new
— I want to follow you!
— So
— Lastly before I go
— I have one last thing to say
— Sonic

& Knuckles

  • Ted Kord: Someone shot at you?
  • Barbara Gordon: Yeah.
  • Ted Kord: Oh my God!
  • Barbara Gordon: I know.
  • Ted Kord: What can I do?
  • Dick Grayson: Excuse me, I'm Officer Richard Grayson. I'll be asking the questions. You want to sit down?
  • Ted Kord: Sure, I mean I didn't see anything. [to Barbara Gordon] When I got to the restaurant I saw the cops but I had no idea that it had to do with you.
  • Dick Grayson: You're an inventor and a businessman. Good looking guy. But yet you find your women online.
  • Ted Kord: Excuse me?
  • Dick Grayson: Can't you find any woman at work?
  • Ted Kord: Well, she was online too and she's great looking. [to Barbara Gordon] Your picture doesn't do you justice by the way.
  • Barbara Gordon: [smiles] Thank you. Yours either. The resolution must not be very good online. [moves next to Ted Kord]
  • Dick Grayson: Babs!
  • Barbara Gordon: Oh he's a Luddite.
  • Dick Grayson: Hey!
  • Barbara Gordon: [to Dick Grayson] That's someone who's afraid of technology.
  • Dick Grayson: I know what a Luddite is. [to Ted Kord] So are you saying that you were stuck in traffic?
  • Ted Kord: What? You think I shot at her? I'm a fundraiser for the Wayne campaign against gun violence. [to Barbara Gordon] Do you think I tried to kill you?
  • Barbara Gordon: He has to do this.
  • Dick Grayson: Yeah I have to do this. So, what time did you leave work?
  • Ted Kord: About six forty-five.
  • Dick Grayson: Any witnesses?
  • Ted Kord: Yeah, yeah, my assistant, Tracey, the client I was with, the valet that saw me pull out of the parking garage... I mean unless they are all suspects too.
  • Dick Grayson: We'll be talking to everyone.
  • Ted Kord: Well did you check the traffic report? It was a mess.
  • Barbara Gordon: He did. [to Dick Grayson] You did.
  • Ted Kord: Do I have to get an attorney?
  • Dick Grayson: Just stay close in case we need you for anything else.
  • Ted Kord: Yeah, sure. I mean anything I can do to help. [gets up to leave]
  • Dick Grayson: So this whole online thing, how long does it last because if it's just a way to hook up, I gotta tell you... It's pretty low.
  • Ted Kord: You know one of my partners met his wife online.
  • Barbara Gordon: You're kidding?
  • Ted Kord: No, they've been married for five years.
  • Dick Grayson: Doesn't mean it's not creepy.
  • Ted Kord: Okay. I'm sorry. Did I miss something? 'Cause I don't want to get in the way, or between...
  • Barbara Gordon: What? Uh, no.
  • Dick Grayson: No... No... God...
  • Ted Kord: Well, then, maybe we could reschedule dinner?
  • Dick Grayson: No!
  • Barbara Gordon: Sure.
  • Ted Kord: Great.
  • Dick Grayson: You know, I think someone needs this room. Let's go. [shoves Ted Kord from the room and places himself between Ted and Barbara Gordon]
  • Ted Kord: Uh, yeah. Sure. Well, I'll email you. Stay safe.
  • Dick Grayson: She will stay safe.
  • Ted Kord: [leaves]
  • Dick Grayson: [puts himself in the doorway of the room]
  • Barbara Gordon: [leans around Dick Grayson, trying to watch Ted Kord as he leaves] He's nice. Don't you think?
  • Dick Grayson: Yeah, he's nice... As a suspect!
  • Dick Grayson: [notices Barbara Gordon staring after Ted Kord] What?
  • Dick Grayson: [waves his hand in front of Barbara Gordon's face] Hello?
  • Dick Grayson: [moves in the door frame to block Barbara Gordon's view]
BONUS // Q&A with Christian Yu
  • Christian and you have been spending so much time on Youtube. Watching everything from puppy videos to conspiracy theories. Christian then suggested to you that he wants to do a Q&A with you. He even printed out the questions so he knew you would say yes anyway.
  • Christian: C’mon babe, it would be fun and the fans will get to know us better. Pleaaaase.
  • You: Okay fine but you owe me something.
  • Christian: Awesome! The first question is where did you two go on your first date?
  • You: First date? I think we had dinner Jamie's Italian.
  • Christian: Yeah the one near Circular Quay and after that we went to check out the lights because Vivid was on. Oh and all of this is back in Sydney btw.
  • You: Mhmm. What's the next question?
  • Christian: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • You: We actually met at Boost. We were waiting for our drinks and funnily enough, we ordered the same one. The girl called out the drink and we both went to grab it. Christian then insisted I take the drink so I did. I thought oh what a gentlemen, he's so sweet.
  • Christian: What did you do after you took the drink?
  • You: I said thank you.
  • Christian: Yeah and you just ran off.
  • You: I had a train to catch.
  • Christian: So rude babe.
  • You: So that was your first thought of me? Rude?
  • Christian: Nooo, I saw you standing there and I thought oh hey, this girl has good taste in clothes. I remember because we were wearing the same type of sneakers.
  • You: Nice save.
  • Christian: What is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: I really loved it when you took me here for the first time. It was the afternoon and the sun was setting. The view out of this window was amazing! And you had like scented candles all around the place. Another bonus was you made dinner and DESSERT that night.
  • Christian: Yeah, you know that dessert was a fluke. I definitely did not expect the cake to rise because I added too much flour and little baking soda.
  • You: It was really good. So what are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • Christian: You babe have the habit of leaving the cupboard doors open. Like it's not fully closed or opened. Just like a few centimeters away from it being fully closed. Why don't you use a tiny extra effort to make it close all the way?
  • You: Er I wouldn't be bashing me with my habit, Mr. Always leaving the bathroom lights on. And Mr. Always Spending So Much Time On His Hair. Your hair is always fine babe.
  • Christian: Fine, guess we're both bad. The next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: We tend to have dinner at home then take a stroll. I remember that time when our stroll lasted until 3am.
  • Christian: Yeah, I remember that. And it's nice walking around at night because I like to shoot short videos on my phone. You guys probably can see them on my Instagram.
  • You: You included this next question?
  • Christian: I didn't read the questions beforehand. I just printed them straight off the net. What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Christian: OHHHH. I see what you mean. Do you want me to address this babe?
  • You: Yeah but keep it PG.
  • Christian: PG? I'll try. Umm we do a lot of erm you know, sexting, dirty talk and sometimes foreplay. That's all I'm gonna say.
  • You buried your face behind Christian's back.
  • Christian: Alright, glad we got that out of the way. The last question is do you have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Babe, you take this one as well.
  • Christian: Umm funny, embarrassing sex stories? Only one comes to mind. Okay so we were on the bed, this one behind us, and I was um going down on [Y/N] but my back was facing this wall. So like you couldn't see anything besides the back of my back and [Y/N]'s legs. Anyway so after the deed was done, we cleaned up and stuff then I realised my laptop's cam was still on. I was doing a short recording of Lori trying to jump on the bed before we did it and I forgot all out it. Turns out, it was recording the whole thing. So being me, I actually made a short time loop of me and [Y/N], you know just me going down on her.
  • You: I still can't believe you name that file as TEST01.
  • Christian: I wouldn't think anyone would open it.
  • You: But who opened it babe?
  • Christian: Dabin. Well I didn't expect him to open that file, not my fault. He thought it was a test video for his new mv. I should've filed that video in my personal folder and not on the Desktop.
  • You: Take notes for next time then.
  • Christian: Next time aye? Anyway Dabin couldn't even tell it was us.
  • You: Are you sure? Your tattoos and that painting on the wall would have given it away.
  • Christian: Well he hasn't said anything so let's just say Dabin didn't see anything.
  • You: Is that all the questions? I'm hungry now.
  • Christian: Hmm yeah, that was the last one. Want to you wanna eat?
  • You: Pizza and let's watch Back to the Future?
  • Christian: That's my girl.

me, to one of my roommates: dude i’m watching this russian children’s movie and the costumes are SO GOOD, look!!
her: oh yeah!! hey, you know what this kind of reminds me of? that one show, with the girl, with the pink hair?
me: *sweating* o…oh…, do you mean…uh….lazytown?
her: yeah!!! wow i can’t believe you got that!
me: *sweating profusely* haha!!!!! well it was a….big meme at the end of last year, so that’s how i know about it, hahahaa….
her: oh right, you and your internet culture!
me, who is now just a sentient pool of sweat: hahaaa……y e p

anonymous asked:

You guys are talking about age? Oh, well I'm 13. It doesn't matter because I've already watched live birth during family life(sex Ed) this year. It doesn't get worst than that. The guys kept cheering for it to be replayed it so it looked like they put the baby back.

OH MY GOD. You know first time I saw that one was only a glimse from the movie “Knocked up”. And then I saw it again in Sense 8 last yeah. I’m a woman AT THAT AGE, so to me that hit close home, I mean how can… what… why?????…. All I feel is fear for giving birth now, part of why I dont want children. I think I got traumatic memory for that one.

Originally posted by fyspringfield

Q&A with Simon D
  • Simon and you have been together for nearly 5 years and Simon has decided to do a short Q&A video with you. Simon has already tweeted out to his fans about the questions.
  • Simon: Hey everyone. Today [Y/N] and I will be answering questions from our fans.
  • You: What's the first question?
  • Simon: Someone's excited for this.
  • You: I only agreed to this because you promise you will let me choose what we eat tonight.
  • Simon: Shh I don't want our fans to know I bribed you into this. Ok, first question is where did you two go on your first date? Do you remember, babe?
  • You: Of course. But you always telling this story so you do it.
  • Simon: I asked her to dinner at my favourite restaurant, but after dinner I found out she doesn't like the place. [Y/N] asked me what I had plan next, I told her I was planning to go to the movies. She disagreed and we went to a bowling place after.
  • You: Dinner and a movie is boring babe. Sorry. But you had fun at the bowling place right?
  • Simon: Yeah it was fun. Here, read the next question.
  • You: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Simon: We actually met a club. It was an after party for some show. I was sitting in the VIP section and I saw her dancing from across the room. I thought wow that girl CANNOT dance.
  • You: Hey!
  • Simon: I'm just joking. But yeah, my first thought was wow she is so sexy so I got up and asked for her name.
  • You: Yeah, I remember seeing this guy who's wearing a grey GUCCI sweatshirt walking up to me and I thought, who in their right mind wears a sweatshirt to a club. Like it's so hot and stuffy in there. Then my second thought was he probably smells because I could see his sweat.
  • Simon: And do I smell?
  • You: Sometimes.
  • Simon: So [Y/N] what is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: Hmm, for our one year anniversary we celebrated it at home. I had a long day at work and I told him I was fine with some take-out but this guy here surprised me. He made dinner, put rose petals on the bed and candles were everywhere.
  • Simon: I have many romantic things and you choose that one?
  • You: Yeah but I think that's the most romantic. Next question.
  • Simon: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits? [Y/N]'s most annoying habit is buying so many clothes and not wearing them. Some clothes in her closet still has tags on them. And when we go out she says she doesn't have anything to wear so I tell her to wear the clothes she bought a month ago. And when we are ready to go out, I would think she's wearing the new clothes but she wears her old clothes. Her clothes are taking up my side of the closet.
  • You: Whatever. You should buy another closet for yourself then. And don't forget you sometimes kick the blanket off the bed when we're sleeping. I'm always getting up and picking the blanket up. Learn how to keep the blanket ON the bed and I'll try to stop buying so much clothes.
  • Simon: Okay okay, I'll try. So the next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: I don't think we do a lot of date nights, right babe?
  • Simon: No, we don't. We prefer having lunch together.
  • You: Yeah, lunches, breakfast or brunches. We prefer spending the day together. But also, Simon sleeps super early. He gets into bed around 8:30pm. What old men do.
  • Simon: Hey! I'm not old.
  • You: Whatever you want to believe. Hmm the next question from this fan is a little out of the blue.
  • Simon: What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Simon: Weird fantasies or kinks? We don't have weird kinks.
  • You: Omg Simon. You just implied we have weird fantasies. I don't want to answer this one. I'm going to get a drink.
  • Simon: No, no sit down. You're staying right here babe.
  • You: I'm just going to cover my face then.
  • Simon: I won't go into too much detail or give our fans too much information. Actually I'll just say it in three words. Ready? Ok, toys and accessories.
  • You: Omg you did not just say accessories. What is that suppose to mean?
  • Simon: I told you, I'm not saying anything more. And baby, you should know what the accessories are..
  • You: Let's move on.
  • Simon: Okay last question, do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories? Wow our fans are something hey?
  • You: Haha yeah. I know one embarrassing story. Can I tell it?
  • Simon: Are you talking about the one with the phone call?
  • You: YES! Ok so we were at home and in the middle of 'it' , well actually we were both 'nearly there', when Simon's phone rings. The phone was on the bedside table and I asked Simon if he needed to get that. He shook his head and all that came out of his mouth was "Jay, Jay, Jay". Now imagine, you and your partner having the time of your life, you know, and your partner decides to call out his work mate's name when you're about close. It was so weird, yet extremely funny. Oh and if you didn't guess, the person who called him was Jay.
  • Simon: Please stop talking now and I'm surprised you could actually ask me a question when you're in the zone babe. Kudos.
  • You: I didn't say the exact words. I muttered, gosh. Anyway can I tell them what I told Jay the next day.
  • Simon: Aww, do you have too?
  • You: Yes. The fans deserves the whole story. So the next day, we saw Jay at the office and I blurted out what happened. I said to Jay, "my boyfriend busted a nut to you".
  • Simon: Okay okay. No more discussing this story and let's end this Q&A. You've gone too far babe.
  • You: Fine. And we're having ramen and dumplings tonight.
#14 when you...Bitch you didn't...

…your ‘friend’ says 'oh, fan-fiction’ in drop dead condescending voice. And you say to, thinks-the-world-isn’t-quite-ready-for-his-level-of-awesome-cos-he-has-an-MA-in-creative-writing, and oh boy do we all KNOW he has. 'yeah. When did you last have 1000 people read that novel on your mac book that no one knows about except you and me!’

Then I made him tea and gave him a biscuit (cookie) and apologised a bit. And showed him how to set up on AO3. And he realised he might seriously have underestimated the power of fan-fic and the readers!

  • Inojin drawing, sees Sarada on her way home.
  • The next day...
  • Inojin: Hey, Shikadai.
  • Shikadai: Yeah?
  • Inojin: uhmm, you know that black haired girl with the red glasses? I think she's in our class..
  • Shikadai: Yeah, you mean Sarada?
  • Inojin blushes.
  • Inojin: Oh, I guess?
  • Shikadai: Dude...
  • Inojin: ..What?
  • Shikadai: Do you want to get to know her?
  • Inojin: ...Uhm. I mean, yeah, kinda. Why not?
  • Shikadai: You like her??
  • Inojin: ..No! Just that she's pretty....cute.
  • Shikadai: Okay, dude, I care for you. Your mom makes kickass sushi so I'm gonna help you out this one time.
  • Inojin: ...What's up?
  • Shikadai: Well, Sarada, is Sakura Haruno's daughter.
  • Inojin: Oh....
  • Shikadai: I know your mom would just LOVE that wouldn't she?
  • Inojin: Well, maybe mom--
  • Shikadai: Okay buddy.
  • Shikadai puts around an arm around Inojin.
  • Shikadai: See her? Sarada, her last name? Uchiha.
  • Inojin:
  • Shikadai:
  • Inojin:
  • Shikadai:
  • Inojin: This never happened, dude.
Q&A with Gray
  • You and Gray have been together for nearly 3 years and today you decide to do a short Q&A video with him. You enlisted Hep to help you with the video. You asked Gray to send out a tweet so that fans can send in the questions.
  • Hep: Okay, you guys ready? I'll ask the questions and you two just answer them. Don't hold back anything haha. Also, can you two make a quick introduction or something?
  • You & Gray: Okay.
  • You: Gray, you do it.
  • Gray: Fine. Ok. Hi everyone, I'm Gray from AOMG and today I'm here with my girlfriend, [Y/N].
  • Gray looks at you because he isn't sure what to say next.
  • You: Hi everyone. So yeah, today Gray and I will be answering a few questions for you guys.
  • Hep: First question. Where did you two go on your first date?
  • Gray looks at you and you can tell he wants you to answer this one
  • You: Well um Gray took me this fancy Italian restaurant. He didn't tell me we were going to a fancy restaurant so I wore jeans, sneakers and a leather jacket. I was so under dressed. It was embarrassing. I thought we were going to have a picnic under the stars or something so that's why I dressed like that.
  • Gray: It was suppose to be a surprise. It wouldn't be if I told you where we were going. And what made you think we were going on a picnic?
  • You: I-I don't know, I thought you liked picnics. Or you could have said, 'hey babe, I'm not going to tell you where we are going but it'll be some place fancy".
  • Gray: I do like picnics. Ok, the next date will be a picnic so you can't blame if you're not dressed for the occasion.
  • Hep: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • Gray: Uh we met at a night market. She walked into me and nearly knocked her plate of food all over me.
  • You: Keyword: nearly.
  • Gray: You say that every time. So yeah, my first thoughts was I wouldn't be angry or mad if she had spilled her food on me because then I have the excuse of asking her out to dinner. You know, to make up for ruining my shirt.
  • Gray looked at you and it was your turn.
  • You: My first thought was who the hell is not walking with their eyes open. I had to wait in line for such a long time for the food and I nearly dropped it because of him. But you know, I'm glad he asked me out even though I didn't spill any food on him.
  • Hep: You guys are too cute. Ok next question, what is the most romantic thing your partner has done?
  • You: The most romantic thing..Hm well for our last anniversary Gray was on tour and he actually ordered flowers to be delivered to our apartment. We were Facetiming when the door bell rang and the delivery guy was holding this huge bouquet of flowers. Also, he told me to look in his drawers and there was this USB and on the USB there were 2 songs. Both written, produced and sang by him. It was so cute.
  • Hep: Are we going to release those songs, Gray?
  • Gray: Probably not. Those songs are for our ears only sorry.
  • Hep: Well that sucks. Your fans will be so disappointed.
  • Gray: I love how [Y/N] sends me random texts during the day. It could be jokes, memes, photos of things she wants to buy and wants my opinion. But no matter what I say she still buys it.
  • Hep: What are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • You: His selfies!! He ALWAYS has to take a selfie that shows his left side profile. He would always tell me to switch sides with him when we are taking photos together. Like babe, you look fine either side.
  • Gray: Whatever. I don't complain about your habit of just throwing your shoes at the doorway. She never put them on the shoe stand so I'm always tripping over her shoes and heels when I'm at the door. I bought the shoe stand for a reason, [Y/N].
  • Hep: What is your ideal date night?
  • Gray: Our ideal date night is dressing up all nice and going to a nice restaurant.
  • You: After dinner we would probably go to the movies or just stroll around the streets.
  • Hep: Nice. Okay, so we are now up to the last two questions and these are kinda R rated.
  • Gray: Omg, are you serious. Can we just stop here. Cut! Cut! Cut!
  • You: Yeah, how R rated are these questions?
  • Hep: Nothing too over board. Ok are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Gray: [Y/N] can take this one. I don't want to answer it.
  • You: Oh what?! That's not fair. Umm to be honest, we both don't have any fantasies or kinks.
  • Hep: LIES!
  • You: You caught me! Gray likes to be a character from a certain movie. If you know what I mean.
  • Gray: Wth. Stop lying, [Y/N].
  • Hep: Omg. 50 shades of Gray haha
  • You: I'm just kidding guys. He hates that reference. Sorry Gray.
  • Hep: Alright. Last question. Do you two have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Wanna take this one, Gray? Since I answered the last question.
  • Gray: Umm heh. Well. You know...Umm.
  • Hep: C'mon Gray. Spill.
  • Gray: Well there was the one time when we were both in Taiwan, I think. We came back from clubbing and we were in the elevator. Um you know, things got hot then the next thing you know the elevator doors open. Outside stood this elderly couple. It was so embarrassing.
  • You: I was more embarrassed than you. Your hands were all the way up my dress so my leg was freaking exposed.
  • Hep: Omg, what did you two do after?
  • You: We got out even though it wasn't our level and ran.
  • Hep: Well that concludes the Q&A. Last words?
  • You: Thanks for sending us questions and we had a very fun time answering them.
  • Gray: Yeah it was fun. Except for that one fantasy question. I don't have a Christian Grey kink. Just wanted to clarify that. But yeah, thank you for sending the questions. Peace!
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One of my favorite moments was, I think, was being on set with Grant when the Pilot was airing. We couldn’t really watch and live-tweet with everyone at home, but I just remember Twitter just kind of blowing up and we’d been living with the show for a while at that point, I think we were shooting Episode 9, we were falling in love with the show and falling in love with each other and we didn’t know how it was going to be received, so  when we got on line and saw that everybody was tweeting about the show, it was one of the moments where you’re like ‘I am a part of something really special and it’s going to kind of last for forever’. That’s amazing. I mean, in terms of history, I’ll always be known as a version of Iris West and that’s amazing, I don’t know how I got here.

Candice Patton on her most memorable moment from S1 [x]

I’m just gonna leave this here. 

trashtrain  asked:

I mean he did raise Crows so how hard could kids possibly be?

Yeah but crows and children are not the same thing. It’s likely a low maintenance job to care for Gotham’s corvids, and the ones that he does keep close are often free to come and go as the please.

I know I joke about it sometimes, but I doubt that Jonathan would make a great father. There’s a lot of work and care that goes into raising a child and he’s not the type of person who would want that responsibility. Considering how he was raised–less than adequately, I feel like he’d have a lot of anxiety about raising a child property. He’d likely avoid the subject and hope that his partner felt the same way.

Okay, so this is a few days late, but I wanted to write a drabble for Siny’s birthday. Hope your birthday was amazing and awesome and everything you deserve, sweetie! Happy Belated Birthday! And I hope you like this. Enjoy!


“Dude, heads up!”

But it was too late, and by the time Derek looked up, blinking at the bright sun, there was no stopping the football from ramming right into Derek’s head.

It sent Derek toppling to the side, black rimmed glasses flying off his face from the force of the impact.

“Oh shit, dude, I’m so sorry, are you okay?” Someone was shouting at him, and then Derek felt a gentle touch on his arm.

It had happened so fast that Derek felt disoriented. One minute he had been rereading the textbook for his history class, the next he was being hit in the head by a football and there were stars in his line of vision. And also, he had a massive headache coming on. Great.

“Does it look like I’m okay?” Derek snapped, rubbing at his left temple, hissing at the pain he felt blooming all over the left side of his skull and slowly through to the rest of his head.

“Uh, right, no, you’re uh, obviously not okay, um. Sorry, stupid question. My bad.”

The voice attached to the hand at his arm was fairly deep, and then when Derek looked up and saw the face that went with the voice, he wondered if this was going to turn into a rom-com situation, because Derek felt blown away by the boy’s handsome features.

“Can I get you some ice? Or something? We brought a cooler with us, I can totally go grab some,” The guy said earnestly, gesturing over his shoulder with his thumb, and Derek looked over his - naked - shoulder to see a handful of guys near the other end of the quad, all shirtless, hats on, looking toward Derek and the guy who was with Derek, who must have been the one who would have caught the ball had it not landed on Derek’s head instead, and who Derek saw was also shirtless and oh hey there, dark happy trail that led down beneath the shorts the guy was wearing as well as the peak of black underwear under the shorts and oh holy god.

“Um, uh, yeah, that would be, uh, that would help,” Derek stuttered, looking up into the guy’s eyes and fuck, the guy had probably the most gorgeous brown eyes he’d ever seen in his life. They even seemed to glint a tint of gold in the blinding sunlight.

Then the guy had to go and fucking smile, and Derek was struck by its beauty.

“‘Kay, hold on, I’ll go get it, I’ll be right back, don’t move!” The guy said as he stood up, putting his not overtly muscled, but very well defined anyway, chest on display. “You could have a concussion!” The guy finished and then he was turning around and jogging back toward the other shirtless guys, and Derek was left gaping after him.

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  • Interviewer: You're about to shoot the final episode. Having just shot the second-to-last episode, are things even more tense than what audiences think so far?
  • Elizabeth: Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, we haven't read the last script yet, and it's one of those 'I'm kind of scared to read it' because every single episode that is about to air is just huge. Everything that you thought was an absolute is kind of broken down, and honestly I don't even know if the team is gonna be together at the end of the season. They had this whole season mapped out beautifully. I mean, a part in the next, in the finale, is based on a scene that Iain and I auditioned with, like, over a year ago.
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It’s wedding day, Bellas! You know what that means????? (Someone let me know because apparently I don’t [and neither does Beca])

anonymous asked:

Have you drawn Dirk in god tier? I know you draw DirkJake a lot but I don't remember if you've drawn a godtier DirkJake? I dunno, tell me if i'm wrong, please!

yeah I have several of Dirk around in my tag (most of them pretty old) haha and maybe a couple of Dirkjakes?

but I usually draw them in other outfits because their godtiers are so ridiculous pfft

Anon:What does hon hon hon mean?

it’s like a french laugh sort of :^)

Anon:Have you every drawn gorillaz before? If not would you consider doodling 2d or something?

I usually don’t draw characters I don’t know a lot about as suggestion ;v;

one of you guys should commission some Gorillaz, let all the anons asking for them find peace at last

  • Jim: Okay, how's this for a pickup line?
  • Bones: Jim, it's late.
  • Jim: Is your refrigerator running?
  • Bones: Yeah.
  • Jim: Then I'm gonna suck your dick.
  • Bones: Jesus Christ.
  • Jim: I have more.
  • Bones: No Jim.
  • Jim: I mean, the last one was good but this one is boss.
  • Bones: Jim, go to sleep.
  • Jim: You know what I look for in a guy?
  • Bones: ...
  • Bones: What?
  • Jim: My dick.

anonymous asked:

Do you think that the hug is one of the first new things to come? There aren't any promo activities until the 13th (that we know of), and that indicates to me that something is shifting. I guess I'm asking if this new attitude means that things are changing more quickly than we realized. What do you think?

That hug makes me think the winds of change will be blowing in over the next two weeks.

Good morning! 

Yeah, I do think November will be THE month. Modest! will definitively have the door kicked shut behind their sorry asses and Syco will breath their last proper One Direction breathes and will hold close to zero power over the band in a few weeks. So things are absolutely going to get better!

That said, last night was wonderful and the Style article turned out to be much more innocent than we anticipated (still useless, but no bashing or trashing or crappy allegations Attitude-style), but that doesn’t mean that bad things are over. Not even close! I am quite sure we’ll get another couple of awful shots that will sting a lot, maybe something so very bad that can only turn into something finally good. We’ll see.

What I’d like to see is the fandom react as amazingly as we did with DW’s latest garbage. We were so ready, so disenchanted that we took their offending lies and turned them into the most funny and enjoyable jokes. This has surely annoyed them to death, the knowledge that they no longer hold on us the power they had with Attitude. So, please, let’s remember the general situation, the near endgame, the rage that OT is not even controlling anymore, when the next round of bullets hits. It’ll be fine and it’ll be over so so soon, let’s let them have their helpless, final screams. They’re the ones who’ll end up fucked up, not us, not the boys.

Let’s stay unbreakable for another month or so :)