yeah i'm american

Young 2D looks like that kid in school who would pull girls’ hair because he liked them and spit in your sandwich and then smirk and ask you if you were still gonna eat it

You know what I mean. He looks like *that* kid

Americans about the french: Pretty classy. They smoke all the time… Wine.. Also they might be gay?
Europeans about the french: GIANT assholes. Eat baguettes for every single meal, like an asshole. If you pronounce “croissant” correctly fuck you

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…he told them the story of the girl from Bantry who came to the New World, and who brought her belief in Mad Sweeney the leprechaun with her, for hadn’t she seen him of a night, down by the pool, and hadn’t he smiled at her and called her by her own true name? 

- American Gods, Chapter Eight

Moodboards for an upcoming fic.

things i have seen during my time in the american education system

  • a kid in a batman cape running through the halls, yelling incoherently
  • some kids dealing drugs in the back of class… health class… during the unit on drug abuse …
  • three feet of snow and yep we’re still going to school 
  • the ballroom dance team performing the entirety of ‘Thriller’ in the lunch room on the day before Halloween
  • the fire alarm being pulled not one, not two, but three times during one class period
  • the teachers making the entire 5th/6th grade go out to recess, even though it was around 30 degrees F, snowing, and some kids didn’t have their coats
  • a group of kids climbing onto the school roof…for no apparent reason….
  • like five-ish seniors sitting on a couch in the middle of a hallway..also for no apparent reason (no one is sure where they got the couch)
  • the drama kids all holding wooden boards and smashing them into the ground????
  • a kid riding around the halls on his scooter. you go kid.
  • kids duct taping their teacher to the wall???
  • someone handing out tissue boxes during end of year testing
  • SBO EleCTioN WEeeeEeK!.!>!
  • a kid getting up on the lunchroom table and yelling that it was his friend’s b-day so the whole lunchroom sang to the poor embarrassed guy
  • some kid doing freaking parkour to get from the second floor to the first floor
  • many fight. too many.
  • on that note, there was this guy and this other guy and they just kind of looked at each other??and said something like ‘do you wanna fight’ and so thy did???during lunch???for no reason???
  • a girl showing up to school in full hogwarts uniform(from the movies)(wand included)
  • the woodshop teacher just letting his class have full reign of the dangerous!!!!workshop while he scrolled through stuff on his computer??
  • some kids on a COUCH with SKIS ON THE BoTTOm OF it SLEDDING DOWN THE HILL oUtSiDE THE LUNCHROOM???

things i have not seen during my time in the american education system

  • whatever the male equivalent of a lunch lady is
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9.10.16 // 11oC 🌥

6/100 Days of Productivity

I came upstairs to check a source on my laptop and somehow ended up finishing my argument plan for my essay… I guess I’m not going to complain? 💁

🎧 Hamilton - Original Broadway Cast Recording

If I’ve been writing people of colour badly (especially their dialogue) in my fics and I’ve upset or offended anyone I just wanna say that I’m sorry and I’m gonna be trying to write these people more accurately

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Combeferre: Basically if the person has fought for freedom, or is currently fighting for freedom, Enjolras likes them

Enjolras: Or if they help people!

Combeferre: Or if they help people.

queenieofaces replied to your post: I keep seeing people writing about ‘omg the new…

………oh my god, Libris

look, I am still VERY BEHIND on my media consumption, okay, and these are CONFUSINGLY SIMILAR or something

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I was a part of the Zed Town Playtest today and omg it was so much fun!! I’m so tired I’m ready to go pass tf out but aaaaaaa!!!

I survived until about half an hour before the game ended because I was super tired and escorting the payload and I fell behind everyone and got tagged xD

But it was chill! I felt rly cool the entire time so have some selfies of getting ready and after I got turned into a zombie at the last stand of the humans, as well as the web app at the start, and after I got turned!

anonymous asked:

wow your spanish really is bad

Honestly? True.

Right @foodball @yannickcarrasgoal @maxmeyerwife I am actually trash like what’s a grammar

Klance Week Day 6: Hero/Villain

(I regret nothing. Also, today’s offering features a lovely cameo by @amalgamoffaces and @88madison88! Huge thank you to both of you for allowing me to use you as characters!

Disclaimer: The opinions and ships of the cameo characters depicted in this fic probably do not reflect the opinions and ships of the actual real-life people. I have no idea if you guys have ever even watched the show in question. But your fic counterparts have and your fic counterparts ship the thing. So MUAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy! :D)


“Oh come on, it can’t be that bad,” Lance grumbled. He had been standing outside the bathroom stall for what felt like thirty minutes, though it was probably closer to five. Either way, it was taking forever. He was bored.

“It keeps riding up!” Keith snarled, his voice echoing strangely off of the bathroom’s tiled walls. “I told you it was too small!”

“It’s supposed to do that,” Lance insisted with a gusty sigh. “Pidge does not make mistakes when it comes to cosplay. She’s a perfectionist. If she tells you it fits, it fits. Now just hurry up and come out of there already!”

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*Hates America*

*4th of July*

FUCKING LOVE AMERICA. LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE. I CAN TASTE THE LIBERTY IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW. I CAN FEEL THE GUN POWDER IN MY BLOOD STREAM. FUCK THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF. I BATHE MYSELF IN BEER. WAS THAT A FIREWORK OR A GUNSHOT? WELL WHO CARES CAUSE IT’S FUCKING AMERICA DAY. YEAHHHHH. IMMA SHOVE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE PAINT UP MY ASSHOLE. FUCK YEAH.

*5th of July*

*Hates America*